Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 08/05/2025*Camera pans to a group of fans outside of the Vatican in pope jerseys, going nuts even though most of them haven’t heard of the pick before last week* 1785021392 5K
Fresh Prince of Wallachia @gruntmusic.bsky.social · 08/05/2025It’s the fans with their faces and bare chests painted in the pope’s official colors who are really impressive. 000 0
Aida G. @starghost1999.bsky.social · 08/05/2025Well I guess they assume god knows what he's doing, even though there probably isn't a god. Let them Celebrate there is so much awful going on right, at least it's positive. 020 2
A Whisp of Whelm @erikswartz.bsky.social · 08/05/2025And of course, one of the cardinals fell out of contention because there's collusion against strong, confident priests. 000 0
Christian! @likechristianb.bsky.social · 08/05/2025This Pope is raw but there’s a lot of skills that can be worked with here, it’s a real aggressive pick 010 1
Peter Delevett @peterdelevett.bsky.social · 08/05/2025media.tenor.coma man sitting in front of a microphone with the word let 's written on the bottomALT: a man sitting in front of a microphone with the word let 's written on the bottom 000 0
Joshua Fielding @joshuafielding9.bsky.social · 08/05/2025He's got some off-the-pulpit concerns which is why he fell to the 2nd day 2800 80
Pete MacGuyver @petemacguyver.bsky.social · 08/05/2025He tested well at the combine and scouts were surprised with his bench press. People are saying he could make an immediate impact. Maybe even start... 000 0
FUCK ICE. @stephenmiller4ft10.bsky.social · 08/05/2025Are those people at the draft incentivized to stay hyped? Like the third day going nuts over a nose guard from Idaho? Gotta be a free hat thrown their way or something? 000 0
jeremypreece.bsky.social @jeremypreece.bsky.social · 08/05/2025President Trump is apparently pushing for the 2028 conclave to be held in Wahington. Great for the optics 030 3
Joe @joe-tonna.bsky.social · 09/05/2025Some people think the Pope is a Trump is Priests clothing. I'm kidding! I love football 000 0
BlueDot @70weight.bsky.social · 09/05/2025“With the second overall pick in the 2025 papal draft, the Las Vegas Raiders select LaMarcus Russell from LSU.” Mel Kiper Jr. “This is a great pick for the Raiders and should really turn around a franchise struggling find a franchise pope.” Raider fans: “BEST POPE EVER!!!!”media.tenor.comRainbow Spongebob GIFALT: Rainbow Spongebob GIF 000 0
Lucky Dog Hot Sauce @luckydoghotsauce.bsky.social · 08/05/2025And somehow Mel Kuiper will be hilariously wrong. In 20 years this pope will be a complete afterthought, addicted to crack and in prison for stealing stereos while the pope taken immediately after him will be a beloved HOF caliber pope. 010 1
Tim W. ☮️ @heymrwilson1.bsky.social · 08/05/2025They'll be turning over cars in Vatican City tonight. 010 1
DenverLions @denverlions.bsky.social · 08/05/2025What is the feeling about new leadership with everyone around the locker room at the Vatican? 000 0
DenverLions @denverlions.bsky.social · 08/05/2025I've been following this Pope since Pee-wee league play. He's got an ugly girlfriend, that means no confidence, I'm just saying, his girlfriend is a 6 or 7 at best. And his legs are gone, HIS LEGS ARE GONE! We can replace the old Pope in the aggregate.media.tenor.coma man in a blue shirt is giving a high five to someone .ALT: a man in a blue shirt is giving a high five to someone . 010 1
JMEagle @jmeagle.bsky.social · 09/05/2025ESPN showed them the way!! You turn the NFL draft into a three day entertainment spectacle, why not apply it to the choosing of a Pope? Maybe Goodell should have announced it … “With this year’s first pick, the Cardinals chooses Robert Prevost from the Vatican office for new bishop appointments” 030 3
Dave Nash @davenash3.bsky.social · 09/05/2025Since he's an American, will his supporters be rioting and turning over cars in Vatican City? 010 1
Bob Salamander @bobsalamander.bsky.social · 08/05/2025Vatican City Bachelorette Parties absolutely livid right now 000 0
californiarocks.bsky.social @californiarocks.bsky.social · 08/05/2025me: Hands on head sadly slowly screaming, "Pope Pizzaballa, why?!??" 010 1
teresa007.bsky.social @teresa007.bsky.social · 08/05/2025Their faith comes first , good to see. 000 0
Meidas_SiobhanOG @meidassiobhanog.bsky.social · 08/05/2025Yeah but they binge watched The Borgias and decided that they wanted to be the wife of a Pope 😁 000 0
Thomas Christian Williams, novelist & screenwriter @ruinsofempires.bsky.social · 08/05/2025Trump: “The fix is in” 010 1
Argle-Bargler @argle-bargler.bsky.social · 08/05/2025Let's check in with tailgater Michael Rapaport.... Who the f*ck is Pizzaballa? Are you f*cking kidding me? We could have had a pope that could crushed Don't Stop Believing and we're stuck with Pope Pizza! 000 0
Hookcity - 🚫“War Plan” DMs Please 👊🏻🇺🇸🔥 🫣 @hookcity.bsky.social · 08/05/2025That's very funny, Mina 020 2
Unlicensed SCARtender @adamosports.bsky.social · 08/05/2025Fans of the Vatican City Jets displeased with their pick, as usual... 000 0
VeritasSword @truthsword.bsky.social · 08/05/2025But did you WATCH the tape, can’t teach that instinctive feel for the endzone 010 1
Adam Solove @asolove.myatproto.social · 08/05/2025following a long-standing tradition, the faithful boo loudly before the announcement. 050 5
Josh @hobbesjosh.bsky.social · 08/05/2025I am not religious and don't care who the Pope is, but let's be honest here. Its not about who was chosen, but rather someone was chosen. So that's a bit unfair, Mina. 000 0
Scary Ass Jax 🐊 🐆 @jaxjaggywires.bsky.social · 08/05/2025They’re worried that, if not picked first, Cardinal Pizzaballa might fall to the fifth 000 0
nyk44.bsky.social @nyk44.bsky.social · 09/05/2025As a Giants fan I just wanna know who is gonna be better, new Pope or Jaxon Dart? 000 0
Georgia Metal Dad @georgiametaldad.bsky.social · 08/05/2025Al Davis would’ve just wanted to know which cardinal had the best 40 time. 000 0
Maturin Singles In Your Area @greengo.bsky.social · 08/05/2025“I’m told the Catholic Church was looking to trade back at that spot…had fielded calls from the Cowboys and the Giants, with one offer going as high as a full rosary of penance and a 2026 2nd rounder…but in the end they liked how the board fell to them and they went out and they got their Pope.” 030 3
Laszlo Panaflex @laszlopanaflexx.bsky.social · 08/05/2025Chicago Adds Pope, Seeks Divine Intervention to Bolster Pass Protection 000 0
GigaChad Pennington @dcdcdc.bsky.social · 08/05/2025Armand Membou can't be Pope, we need him to play RT. 000 0
Tyler Damme @tylerdamme.bsky.social · 08/05/2025I can't believe so many were able to get the number 267 on the back in time. 000 0
Wikipedia Brown @theycallhimbfg.blacksky.app · 08/05/2025He’s sneaky fast with communion services. He has a 75-minute run time. 000 0
earthtonic & lockboxed @algoresmilkymams.bsky.social · 09/05/2025luis antonio tagle is the shedeur of the conclave. (which is probably unfair to tagle.) 000 0
furtivephilologist.bsky.social @furtivephilologist.bsky.social · 08/05/2025When was the last time the 1st overall pick was from Villanova? 0130 13
Butch Vigorous @eddispageddi.bsky.social · 08/05/2025Between the sheets sample kicks in, “I love it when you call me big poppa” 000 0
gamercat365.bsky.social @gamercat365.bsky.social · 08/05/2025I'm an atheist but I'm happy for those people 000 0
#1 Hurts Fan @number1hurtsfan.bsky.social · 09/05/2025Pope Leo dominated the combine which caused his draft stock to skyrocket. 050 5
Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 08/05/2025Flocking to YouTube highlight reels of the new pope, spamming the comments with “WELCOME TO THE VATICAN” right after the pick is announced 010 1
rstoddard.bsky.social @rstoddard.bsky.social · 08/05/2025Yeah, will be be someone from 'Bama (Italy) or South Dakota State (Asia)? 000 0
mrrowe807.bsky.social @mrrowe807.bsky.social · 08/05/2025No different than nfl or nba draft then 000 0
Lo, Rich Times (the eep enjoyer) @chrismelito.com · 08/05/2025Please design these pope jerseys you speak of, the sales would be off the charts! 030 3
Cato Young @youngocato.bsky.social · 08/05/2025Does the Catholic Church have their own version of Roger Goodell that goes out to jeers and boos and announces the choice? 020 2
DonPty @donpty.bsky.social · 08/05/2025And with the lifetime rookie contract we can build a strong team around him (makes sign of the cross). 000 0
zneeley25.bsky.social @zneeley25.bsky.social · 08/05/2025"Great choice, always capable of being offensive and defensive." 000 0
Caleb @chimweedle.bsky.social · 08/05/2025Well now feel bad about missing the opportunity to make a Goodell "the Holy See is now on the clock" joke 020 2
David Isaacs IRL @swede700.bsky.social · 08/05/2025media.tenor.coma man in a gold robe and hat is holding a gold poleALT: a man in a gold robe and hat is holding a gold pole 000 0
teacher-man.bsky.social @teacher-man.bsky.social · 09/05/2025"And the Packers fans are booing the new pope. Is that...a child doing the big balls dance on top of a pope hat?" 040 4
Miguel Mallet @miguelmallet.bsky.social · 08/05/2025“With the number one pick, the Vatican selects…Cardinal…” “Whoa what a huge surprise and a massive gamble, Sister Isabell Marie!” “Yes, it looks like the College of Cardinals is putting all their chips on this dark horse, Father. Only time will tell.” 000 0
Mark Kelly @mark4212.bsky.social · 08/05/2025Can’t accurately grade the pick for at least 4-5 years. 0230 23
JRCrack @reverendmakelove.bsky.social · 08/05/2025I'm finding it all deeply depressing. Critical thinking & commonsense seems like it has not achieved anything in the face of such superstitious nonsense & baseless devotion. #Popeleo 000 0
🦋✊🏻🌿🌈🏳️⚧️🇨🇦🇺🇦🇺🇸🇵🇸🐈⬛🦎8647 @4suzx.bsky.social · 08/05/2025Let’s see how long it takes for the fat orange fuck face to think he can tell Pope Leo what to do, or try to control him😡 030 3
Tim Brady @tvbrain.bsky.social · 08/05/2025Are you ready to report on UFAs after this announcement? 000 0
Good Jimbo @goodjimbo67.bsky.social · 08/05/2025I can hear the chants of "E! A! G! L! E! S! - EAGLES!" 010 1
dnd78.bsky.social @dnd78.bsky.social · 09/05/2025At least nobody booed the cardinal when he came out to make the announcement.. 010 1
jpatmck.bsky.social @jpatmck.bsky.social · 08/05/2025Very excited about this pick. Most experts had him sliding to the second round. 110 1
Richard Levine @richlevine6.bsky.social · 08/05/2025There are pope jerseys? Do they have the names of popes on the back? Their uniform numbers? 000 0
Joshua Brown @casino-square.bsky.social · 08/05/2025casuals disgust me, where were you when we needed you 000 0
Jazzy girl 🐸💙🐾 @jazzygirl.bsky.social · 08/05/2025They rejoice because he’s not a fan of Vance. I bet. Lol 000 0
Jeff Thompson 🇨🇦 💪- Be Good 💖 @jeffthompson48.bsky.social · 08/05/2025Aaron Rodgers is on McAfee saying it's him. 😆 0140 14
Janne Oivio @janneoivio.bsky.social · 08/05/2025"I have a signed John Paul II jersey from the 1981-82 season, it's pretty rare. It was his first jersey post assassination. Put up great numbers." 010 1
Phoenician @phoenician.bsky.social · 09/05/2025I’m a Christian, but not a Catholic. But I greet their new Pope with joy, and the hope that he speaks out, about the things that matter to him. 000 0
Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 08/05/2025lolNorm Charlatan@normcharlatan.bsky.socialJets fans are already booing the Pope selection. 1884 88
Chris Kamler @chriskamler.bsky.social · 08/05/2025But they've been huge fans of that pope since the '80's. They just didn't show it very often, obviously. 000 0
striatic @striatic.bsky.social · 08/05/2025Heard his time in the three-cone drill was slower than DK’s. 030 3
Earl @earlalbright.bsky.social · 08/05/2025I’m kinda surprised ESPN isn’t broadcasting the Pope Draft. 030 3
youviewbluetoo.bsky.social @youviewbluetoo.bsky.social · 08/05/2025You don't understand the implication of not having the direct line to God, just imagine the evils that might happen in the world without someone manning that phone line. 010 1
zombieelvis.bsky.social @zombieelvis.bsky.social · 08/05/2025Somewhere in an impoverished village in the "Global South" an NGO is distributing "Pierbattista Pizzaballa" jerseys. 161 6
Constitution Rick @rick7wd.bsky.social · 08/05/2025We may not have known his name, but we knew he was there. 000 0
Voltaireon - 5 caustic French philosophers in a trenchcoat @shaidorsai.bsky.social · 08/05/2025The real question is, will this Pope have shown himself to be a standout at the Pope Combine, with good Blessing Vision and mobility, or is this a dark horse pick? 120 2
Voltaireon - 5 caustic French philosophers in a trenchcoat @shaidorsai.bsky.social · 08/05/2025Really, it’s video of the tearful phone call and the celebration with the family that make it special. 040 4
Paul Lastname @pwsmusings.bsky.social · 08/05/2025Everyone always wants a Pope with a high ceiling but this is a poor conclave for day one blessers. 050 5
Addison @addisonroberts.bsky.social · 08/05/2025Catholic eagles fans knowing that Howie nailed this Pope Pick. They have never watched a down of college football. 220 2
Ashbee @ashbee.bsky.social · 09/05/2025What if.. humankind is begging for an answer? What if all the nuttiness twilight zone BS was really a cry for normality? What if the love that Jesus spread, the love that guides (should) … was it? Think about the role you play in landing the airplane before we all are dust. Please and thank you. 000 0
jeremykovarik.bsky.social @jeremykovarik.bsky.social · 08/05/2025"I'm in the best shape of my life, and I'm so excited to be a part of this great organization. Catholic nation, let's go win a championship!" - The new pope in his first interview 170 7
Glenn Chundrlek @glennchundrlek.bsky.social · 08/05/2025It took him less time to be picked than the Cleveland Browns took to pick Shedur Sanders. 😁 120 2
Denver Larks @denverlarks.bsky.social · 08/05/2025I'm here mina, but my view is horrible. These novelty popehats are getting really old 000 0
Philip Michaels @philipmichaels.bsky.social · 08/05/2025<angrily burning my Pope Boniface VIII jersey to show my disdain for the pick> 0180 18
rsmoore_8647 @rsmoore1.bsky.social · 08/05/2025I suppose they're just excited to witness a historic event in person. 000 0
José Volta e Pinto @josevoltap.bsky.social · 08/05/2025And a Woj bomb once again ruins the announcement! Adam Silver must be furious. 070 7
Sgt Ed, Mayberry PD Midnight Shift @sgtopie.bsky.social · 08/05/2025I felt like the face painting was a bit over the top. 000 0
jenninnh03867.bsky.social @jenninnh03867.bsky.social · 08/05/2025This new Pope totally rubs me the wrong way. I am an atheist but unlike some super religious folks I don't force my views on to anyone else. As an atheist I feel he's going to be the polar opposite of the last Pope and that's scary. I hope I'm wrong but that's the vibe I'm getting from him 000 0
brando425.bsky.social @brando425.bsky.social · 08/05/2025Roger patiently waiting in an ornate ballroom so he can be called in for the bro hug 030 3
Reed Strong @notreedstrong.bsky.social · 08/05/2025Relatedmedia.tenor.coma man wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses is holding a bat in his hand .ALT: a man wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses is holding a bat in his hand . 050 5
Wade Dolphin (yes, really) @displacedhawk.bsky.social · 08/05/2025"How is he in the locker room?" he asked only then realizing the Catholic priest connection could be problematic. 010 1
ciananas.bsky.social @ciananas.bsky.social · 08/05/2025There will be a Mavs fan still yelling “fire Nico Harrison” 000 0
Tom 🇺🇸⚾️ 🇺🇦 🐈⬛ @dickallenhof15.bsky.social · 08/05/2025If it isn’t Pizzaballa, I say the election was rigatonied. 041 4
Scott M @scottm-sig-vet.bsky.social · 08/05/2025media.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is laughing with his mouth openALT: a man in a suit and tie is laughing with his mouth open 000 0
CascadiaCoug @cascadiacoug.bsky.social · 08/05/2025New pope has a high motor, first in and last to leave, and a lot of grit. 220 2
NLorenz - Artist, Writer. CutieCats COMMS OPEN! @napalmnacey.bsky.social · 09/05/2025Many of them are arguing whether he’s Sicilian or Italian. 000 0
esouthard @esouthard.bsky.social · 08/05/2025Do you go with the best priest on the board here, or prioritize system fit? 020 2
DuzClues @duszclues.bsky.social · 08/05/2025Guy comes onto the Vatican balcony, says: “There has been a trade.” 1440 44
carminelaguzio.bsky.social @carminelaguzio.bsky.social · 08/05/2025Mavs fans start chanting "Fire Nico" in Latin 030 3
James Wilson @jameswilson1781.bsky.social · 08/05/2025Shadeur Sanders has chosen the name Pope Deion I 020 2
Fairmont Radio @fairmontradio.bsky.social · 08/05/2025The Cardinals better have made as good a pick as they did with Larry Fitzgerald, Jr. 030 3
Artist Formerly Known As Whoopty-Hell 🦋 @fanoftheland13.bsky.social · 08/05/2025Who announces this to the crowd and will the crowd boo them when they first come out? 010 1
erikgielen.bsky.social @erikgielen.bsky.social · 08/05/2025Doesn't matter who it was, they can tell their friends, family and anyone who will listen for the rest of their lives that they were there. That's priceless 000 0
Michael @mjelly96.bsky.social · 08/05/20254th round pick with a lot of upside. Might work out, might not. He'll be on a rookie contract with lots of incentives though 040 4
lekato.bsky.social @lekato.bsky.social · 08/05/2025It's the texas baptists Trump for Pope group. They are a lone star in a universe of splendid light 000 0
Alan Neff @alanneff.bsky.social · 08/05/2025MLB has blacked out ongoing Vatican events for the Rome audience because they haven't paid for a premium All-Popes Subscription. 000 0
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