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chris pickard

@pickard.cc
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sometimes I write about software or baseball or food

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chris pickard @pickard.cc · 12h
Cats in the cradle after the bride’s father talked about how he wasn’t there for his daughter while she was growing up
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chris pickard @pickard.cc · 07/10/2026
And then they can enjoy their first act telling member elect johnson to eat shit and push past him since he has exactly as much power as any of the other 438 members elect
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chris pickard @pickard.cc · 02/10/2026
shit just doesn’t molder the way it used to
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chris pickard @pickard.cc · 30/09/2026
a playoff extra inning ABS walkoff hell yeah
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chris pickard @pickard.cc · 18/09/2026
bro walked in and said gimme the freddie freeman
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Ian Rennie @theangelremiel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nathan Fielder and Elizabeth Holmes doing the "we're just normal men" meme
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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 04/09/2023
on Labor Day, we celebrate the heroes before us who shed their blood to win worker independence for all
james caan in Thief saying “i can see my money is still in your pocket which is the yield of my labor”
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chris pickard @pickard.cc · 04/09/2026
“[my father] will call me” yeah sure buddy
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The Onion @theonion.com · 02/09/2026
“After several difficult seasons, we wanted to give Jets fans a shade of green that lets them proudly show their support.” — Hymie Elhai, team president
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Jets Hope To Sell More Merchandise With New ‘Philadelphia Eagles’–Themed Jerseys
EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ—Hoping that imagery strongly associated with success and winning will reignite fan enthusiasm, the New York Jets unveiled a line of “Philadelphia Eagles”–themed alternate jerseys T...
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chris pickard @pickard.cc · 31/08/2026
Bro is so messy he got banned from the Illegal Gambling Site for illegal gambling
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chris pickard @pickard.cc · 15/08/2026
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chris pickard @pickard.cc · 06/08/2026
genuinely RETVRN
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chris pickard @pickard.cc · 19/07/2026
OH SHIT
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Andrew Hammond @ahamm.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Appreciate Spain and Argentina paying tribute to the New York Jets by doing absolutely nothing on a Sunday afternoon in the meadowlands.
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chris pickard @pickard.cc · 16/07/2026
this website is free
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Mobius Stripper @mobiusstripper.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Erling Haaland: one of the best soccer players in the world, and also what it would look like if Vigo the Carpathian had inhabited that baby and grown up.
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chris pickard @pickard.cc · 29/06/2026
Vienna is amazing I just walked past a hotdog stand that sells prosecco
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chris pickard @pickard.cc · 22/06/2026
19 year old marines getting wasted by danish special forces to put all you can eat shrimp back on the menu
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chris pickard @pickard.cc · 30/05/2026
The PSG keeper looks like he hangs out outside a 7/11 and would buy you beer
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Emma Baccellieri @emmabaccellieri.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Blanked when I got to the deli counter and came up with “It’s a beautiful day for a sandwich” to have something to say
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chris pickard @pickard.cc · 28/05/2026
I assume the rusted out nova up on blocks is getting delivered next week?
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chris pickard @pickard.cc · 11/05/2026
famously star wars had zero hold over 90s kids
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chris pickard @pickard.cc · 29/04/2026
If the king of england is getting bangers off on you it’s time to retire
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
How do you feel about Donald Trump's actions as president so far? [adjacent to an artful and flattering black-and-white sketch of me] Jon, 43, white "I no longer call it the Sun. I call it the Hot Moon. You cannot catch and eat the Hot Moon because it moves too fast because it is late for school."
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Maybe we'll keep some InfoWars content up.
Video: ‘Homophobic’ 6-Week-Old Baby Cries After Gay Dad Tells Him ‘There Is No Mama’
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Sam Dykstra @samdykstramilb.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
The NESN crew caught fans enjoying Patriots' Day shoeys (shoies?) at Fenway Park.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 17/04/2026
All Marlins Walk-Up Songs Royalty-Free
All Marlins Walk-Up Songs Royalty-Free
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Yes, the Grink was there. I'm getting to that. He was on that island with me. And I wouldn't be alive to tell my story without him.
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Notorious RBMK @comraderobot.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
IMPORTANT ARTEMIS II HOT SAUCE UPDATE Thanks to Carlie Kollath Wells’ reporting out of Axios New Orleans (which I confirmed via email since there are two versions of the article out) …. WE HAVE OUR LIST. It’s these 4 pictured, plus Heinz Hot Taco Sauce! www.axios.com/local/new-or...
Tabasco, Cholula, Sritacha, Red Hot bottles against white background
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it's Halloween name charloh! (it/its) @charloh.online · 04/04/2026
is this loss
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
I love Woke Hospital Weekly, the show where every character is about to kill themselves
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chris pickard @pickard.cc · 26/03/2026
Hey siri why do people say arraez isn’t a second baseman
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chris pickard @pickard.cc · 16/03/2026
A couple bad strike calls notwithstanding, any true baseball knower would tell you this was going to be an extremely tight game. The DR is a great team with an all time lineup but the US have the best pitcher on the planet right now
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chris pickard @pickard.cc · 14/03/2026
bring back baseball guys named tugboat imo
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TreatOrTrix Point Never 🎃 @toriimacdaddy.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
[Kyle Schwarber hits a home run]: I love the American man Kyle Schwarber. He is shaped like a fire hydrant and does bad things to baseballs. [the camera cuts to a crowd of Arizonans hooting and/or hollering]: Death To The American Swine
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chris pickard @pickard.cc · 06/03/2026
that’ll do pig, that’ll do
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Conor @ernekid.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Seamus Ó Grímasaigh didn’t spend 40 days on the Blanket on a Dirty Protest in Long Kesh just for them to make him a plush
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chris pickard @pickard.cc · 01/03/2026
what if jerky was wet
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chris pickard @pickard.cc · 11/02/2026
you were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off
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chris pickard @pickard.cc · 09/02/2026
Pokemon is 30 ok I’ll just die
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
More from the replies
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chris pickard @pickard.cc · 27/01/2026
oh shit I’m so used to cooperstown I forget that most other HoFs don’t engender Discourse
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chris pickard @pickard.cc · 25/01/2026
I’m actually kind of proud of you guys, think where we would be if you had taken this line a decade ago
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Chthönic Smïth @chthonicsmith.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Ww should all just make a point of screaming as much as possible while we still have mouths
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chris pickard @pickard.cc · 23/01/2026
man this sucks, I would tune into Mets games just to see what they were going to do that night
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chris pickard @pickard.cc · 20/01/2026
have a feeling that one was on the punter taking forever
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chris pickard @pickard.cc · 12/01/2026
Not sure how herbert is still walking
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chris pickard @pickard.cc · 08/01/2026
if I were intending on running for president I would simply try to not be an asshole nobody likes but I'm just built different I guess
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Illustration of Martin Luther with his page of theses edited to say “pope u need to do better”
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