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@milesfarmer.bsky.social
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Miles @milesfarmer.bsky.social · 14h
It will tell you the best way to off yourself but don’t you dare hurt their fee fee’s.
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Miles @milesfarmer.bsky.social · 18h
Sex so good that when Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer.
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Angry Staff Officer @pptsapper.bsky.social · 18h
Sex so good that my name is Ozymandias, king of kings, look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!
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Miles @milesfarmer.bsky.social · 19h
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Sherlock Holmes: Ummmm... No.
Alt: Sherlock Holmes: Ummmm... No.
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Miles @milesfarmer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Philadelphia Eagles legend Mike Ditka!?
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Miles @milesfarmer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Wait was that *that* song on #TNF?
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Miles @milesfarmer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Got my continuing education done only nine days past the deadline this year, a new record.
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Ares God Of War: 'I'm a God!'
Alt: Ares God Of War: 'I'm a God!'
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Miles @milesfarmer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Can’t fuckin wait for the “my kids won’t talk to me anymore so I’m having AI do it for me” articles in like 20 years.
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Miles @milesfarmer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A B Y
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Miles @milesfarmer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Gears of War E-Day goes down nice and smooth. Lots of fun from a reliably great series.
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“No Way To Prevent This,” Says Only Ballpark Where This Regularly Happens
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Miles @milesfarmer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
More like the Barves, amirite
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Miles @milesfarmer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Craig James killed five hookers #CJK5H
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Michael Shopoff @mshopoff.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Emperor Hirohito, after hearing the Pearl Harbor plans
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12tone @12tone.nebula.tv · 06/10/2026
Williams, 37, then unleashed her response to the DHS’ statement in an Instagram Story post Monday: “And may I suggest all Nazi bitches suck on my fat d***.”

A DHS representative did not immediately return The Independent’s request for comment.
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Miles @milesfarmer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Damn @benjaminsolak.bsky.social was really good in the #Lanterns finale!
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Miles @milesfarmer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
So @hdtgm.bsky.social dropped a classic pod discussing “Underworld: Blood Wars” and I have to tell my Underworld story - Back in the day, I was an English major and Theatre minor at Park College (now University). I wanted to be an actor but I also wanted to do writing. That, and Park only offered a
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Miles @milesfarmer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
When Grandpa Dementia finally sees the gates of hell maybe this chud will be so devastated he’ll off himself.
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Miles @milesfarmer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Time to dust off a classic: (shoutout @birdlawexpert.bsky.social )
Chiefs age me
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Miles @milesfarmer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Defend the sideline
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Miles @milesfarmer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Anyone available to play WR?
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Miles @milesfarmer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Stuffed run, stuffed run, throw to TE for a first down. 👍🏼
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Miles @milesfarmer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Kenneth Runner.
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Miles @milesfarmer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
FAU? In this economy!?!
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Miles @milesfarmer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
They’ve been calling that all year. 🤨
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Miles @milesfarmer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Last 30 years of Chiefs Defense vs. Tight Ends:
H Bomb vs. Coughing Baby. Chiefs are not the H Bomb in this example
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Miles @milesfarmer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
LOL
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Miles @milesfarmer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Eat shit Sirianni. LMAOOOO
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Miles @milesfarmer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Man's Smirk in Car: 'Got Em'
Alt: A smirk for no reason whatsoever
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Miles @milesfarmer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Stillson, with a higher T Count, actually doing what it takes
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Miles @milesfarmer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
TNT going out of its way to try and jinx Rasmussen.
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Bryan Fischer @bryandfischer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#CJK5H
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
ADVERSITY = SEXUALLY ASSAULTING 28 WOMEN
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Miles @milesfarmer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Why is Grandpa Dementia holding rallies in…Oklahoma?
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Miles @milesfarmer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You’re telling me Kirk Herbstreit is an insufferable tone deaf piece of shit?
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David Rose: I'm Well Aware Of That
Alt: David Rose: I'm Well Aware Of That
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Miles @milesfarmer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
PRIMETIME (2026)
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Brandon Bird @brandonbird.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Joh Yowza
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Todd Vaziri @tvaziri.com · 28/09/2026
I'm reasonably aware of how time works but it really blows my mind that the temporal distance between the release of "Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan" (1982) and the premiere of "Star Trek: The Next Generation" was only FIVE (5) YEARS
wrath of khan posternext generation post
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Seth on the Nihil @lordsoftheseth.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
September 30th October 1st
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Miles @milesfarmer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
At the time: “This is your brain on drugs” Since then, used as a comeback: “I learned it by watching you” It’s the Gen X version of “we’re trying to find the guy who did this”
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Miles @milesfarmer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hey what time does the #Cubs game start?
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gravewalker @grovewalker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
photo of werner herzog with a speech bubble added so that it looks like he is saying the quoted post
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Miles @milesfarmer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Kermit the Frog Injecting Syringe
Alt: Kermit the Frog Injecting 💉
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social
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HELL Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 29/09/2026
Trump’s new AI website is kinda fun, it turns out.
Can the president use taxpayer funds to air his old campaign ads on TV?

No. Federal appropriations law has long barred using taxpayer funds for political advertising.
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Miles @milesfarmer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Go, Birds. #Bears
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Miles @milesfarmer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Maybe I’m not dialed in on the Chud-o-sphere but is it absolutely necessary to have Pat McAfee on all ESPN football related things?
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Miles @milesfarmer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Man, I’d hate to be in the Mortgage business right now. *glances at the company signing my paycheck* Shit.
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Miles @milesfarmer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Dudes: famous for just “letting shit go”.
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Miles @milesfarmer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
NMLS Continuing Ed is the fucking worst. After entering your u/p, you have this Biosig login where you have to *draw a password with your mouse*. Then you have to do it *again* and then AGAIN. Try drawing something on screen with a mouse then do it exactly again then again.
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