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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 14/10/2025

Seems like there are better places to keep proof than in pudding.

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Paul Lastname @pwsmusings.bsky.social · 07/07/2025

It’s a stupid time in history that we all have to wait for stupid people to realize they made a stupid decision.

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Brynnester @brynnester.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

Sorry I missed your text last night. Do you still need to borrow the bowling club’s defibrillator?

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Paul Lastname @pwsmusings.bsky.social · 02/05/2025

Props to the cherry blossoms. May 1, 2025 - later that day May 1, 2025. RIP 🙏

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Jeva Lange 🫎 @jeva.bsky.social · 09/04/2025

Final_Version_of_Tarrifs_actualFINALcopy_version7_USETHISONE.docx

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Paul Lastname @pwsmusings.bsky.social · 28/03/2025

Reading back some of my posts and replies on social media I really am fucking delightful.

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Allison Tanenhaus @atanenhaus.bsky.social · 09/08/2012

Life is like a box. (Mom won’t let me have sweets.)

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Greeneville Zoo @greenevillezoo.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

Lions and tigers and bears! Oh my!! Hahaha that was fun. But on a serious note, they have escaped their enclosures. Everyone, please run.

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Paul Lastname @pwsmusings.bsky.social · 06/03/2025

Noticed my good friend “Likely Spam” just called. Great guy but a little obsessed with pyramids tbh

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Paul Lastname @pwsmusings.bsky.social · 24/02/2025

In Australia. Really stressful atmosphere.

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Paul Lastname @pwsmusings.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

Dry martini January was a bitch. Ran out of olives by week three.

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Dave Cactus @davecactus.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

Teen Jesus but he's only allowed to turn water into sparkling grape juice.

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Sam @samuelhlowe.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

That’s me in the corner.

B/W picture of alternative rock band R.E.M. A small B/W picture of me is positioned in the upper right corner.

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Paul Lastname @pwsmusings.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

My favourite pen just ran out of ink which is the first sign of the apocalypse.

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Paul Lastname @pwsmusings.bsky.social · 18/01/2025

Interacted with some bots and now I have botulism. :(

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Paul Lastname @pwsmusings.bsky.social · 15/01/2025

The minute they stopped hiding toys in cereal boxes the whole world went to hell.

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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 12/01/2025

One day you’re young and cool and the next you’re putting on reading glasses to eat spaghetti.

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Paul Lastname @pwsmusings.bsky.social · 11/01/2025

Got a flyer in the mail to join a hot yoga class. They must be having trouble finding students because I’m a 7 out of 10 on a good day.

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Sam @samuelhlowe.bsky.social · 06/01/2025

Looking for beautiful woman to have sex with for $1000. Time is of the essence. I need the money.

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Paul Lastname @pwsmusings.bsky.social · 04/01/2025

Is there anything more useless than daytime cold medicine?

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Paul Lastname @pwsmusings.bsky.social · 02/01/2025

Anyone see my golf ball come this way? It hit a tree and ricocheted somewhere near you people.

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Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

Slicing paper-thin layers off a penny to pay my bills, first thing I must pay off is my penny-slicing knife.

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Paul Lastname @pwsmusings.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

Fuck I love being Canadian. Not giving it to the orange ass wipe. 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦

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A Shot of Steve™ ⚡️ @stevekoehler22.bsky.social · 26/12/2024

My password needed to be at least 8 characters. So I used “Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.”

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Paul Lastname @pwsmusings.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

There’s funny and then there’s my 91 year old mom eating too much wasabi funny.

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PieGuy @ilovepie84.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

I’m off to feed bread to old people by the pond if anyone wants to join

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Paul Lastname @pwsmusings.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

Pronounce it li-berry or we can’t be friends.

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Paul Lastname @pwsmusings.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

Don’t trust anyone over 12 who choose to eat candy canes.

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Juiceticles @juiceticles.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

I pay 8 dollars for a coffee just to hear someone say my name

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Paul Lastname @pwsmusings.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

You’re not truly a dad unless you tell everyone about how every day after today is only going to get longer. #dadfacts

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Paul Lastname @pwsmusings.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

Home Depot not having a hammerhead shark as a mascot was a real missed opportunity.

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Paul Lastname @pwsmusings.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

Still working out the kinks in my Y2K plan.

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best of the internet @handle.invalid · 18/12/2024

Don’t speak Italian to goats

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James Alvarez @obscuregent.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

You will never love your job more than a dog catcher in a kid’s movie.

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Paul Lastname @pwsmusings.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

A colleague I respect told me today that “I know my shit” work wise and honestly it’s the best compliment I’ve gotten in a long time.

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Paul Lastname @pwsmusings.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

I’ve had several bots reach out trying to be “friends”, only based on my avatar. Proof that John Candy is still a Canadian sex symbol. 🇨🇦🇨🇦

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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

spring break 1994 Band: we will give the first girl to take her top off $100 Me: jumps up on bar Band: not you Betsy M: sad face to be fair to the band, I had already slept with the lead singer and drummer so that mystery was gone

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Paul Lastname @pwsmusings.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

“I beg your pardon, I never promised you a rose garden” is my favourite song lyric about landscaping disputes.

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One Dog’s Opinion 🐾 @onedogsopinion.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

i like to rationalize the zero likes under my posts like this: • well, it’s Friday afternoon, people are busy wrapping up the week • they liked my post so much they want to vibe w a glass of wine and take the proper time to compose a thoughtful reply • they’re shy

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

It’s always the same old story. I meet a woman, things are going great, then my puppet starts screaming

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Paul Lastname @pwsmusings.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

During the spice trade it had to be wild that you could buy a house with like a package of cumin.

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Paul Lastname @pwsmusings.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

I don’t need to put a tag on Christmas presents. You know that crumpled wrapping job was from me.

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Paul Lastname @pwsmusings.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

I’m not a Knicks fan but I still kind of like seeing Ben’s somewhat vague but always positive posts on his team. It makes him happy and we should all have something we love that much.

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Loose Seal @theotherlucille.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

imitation crab is the highest form of flattery crab

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Paul Lastname @pwsmusings.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

Sorry I brought pork rinds to your nephew’s bris.

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saja 🥀🖤 @saja.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

i think i lost my retainer at the orgy

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