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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 14h

There is nothing wrong with the video game industry that couldn’t be fixed by a AAA open world Burger Time game

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Ollie @olliemnjones.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The Virus

Digital painting of a dimly lit computer lab. All monitors are switched off except for one at the centre showing a small, blank window

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Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 21h

Time to start working on this year’s Halloween costume I’ll wear around the senior community: Man in a suit carrying a comically large Publisher’s Clearing House Sweepstakes vanity check featuring the person’s name who’s doorbell I’m ringing

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Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Subway Opinions Guy standing on the career ladder: 100% disagree Career Ladder Guy: Are you a lawyer

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Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Local woodworking place making sure I know about upcoming workshops that are exactly in my wheelhouse

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Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

What’s the funniest song you could slow down and dramatically intensify for a movie trailer and why is it cotton eye joe

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Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Quitting my job at the grocery store once I got word they were investigating all the dick-sized holes in the watermelons

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Jason Wilson @jasonbwilson.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

This is the sort of journalism we get when a newsroom isn't beholden to SEO, chasing guide traffic or ... *shudders* pumping out garbage with AI. Someone had a question, looked into it, and wrote about it! Nice job, @adashtra.bsky.social.

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Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Son has been all about Madagascar lately. We are subscribed to no fewer than one thousand streaming services. Can you guess what isn’t on any of them?

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Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

You cannot tell me our communities need THIS many vape and CBD shops

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Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

New rule: Conspiracies must at least be interesting

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Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

If I’m the democrats I’d just tell the public they’ll get $10,000 if Dems win the midterms What are they gonna do, call that illegal?

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Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

1. Birthday 2. Christmas 3. Kirktoberfest 4. Halloween 5. Thanksgiving

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Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I don’t think I can adequately express how badly I needed football back in my life.

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Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I resigned from Anthropic today. All the people building AI there today believe that there’s a greater than 10 percent chance that the AI they’re making is going to replace all of our dads. Every one of us, new dads. His name will be Craig, he’ll smell like cigarettes and Busch.

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Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Combating social media addiction by forcing myself to guess random numbers

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Jed Whitaker @jed05.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

“Better get used to not playing new games if you won’t play ones built with Gen AI.” they say, as if that’s a threat or a challenge. Like okay, the industry can die. There’s hundreds of thousands of games I haven’t played that already exist, and get this, other things to do.

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Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Me: so Natalie Portman, are you seeing anyone Natalie Portman, flustered: Yes, his name is— [sees man getting a spray tan] Tanguy, uh, [sees news report about conflict in the Middle East] Destable

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Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Everything will be better if I just pick all the best football players this weekend

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Sam @samd.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

the necessary step 1 of rebuilding trust with our allies is prosecuting almost everyone in the trump administration for the countless crimes they have committed against the country and the world

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Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

You can just say stuff and people don’t fact check you anymore. It’s like my ex girlfriend Amy Adams used to say: the truth can’t piss its name in the snow if the first trickle is a lie

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Deb JJ Lee @jdebbiel.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

witnessed something at dragon con I can’t get out of my head

Sketch of a Mike Myers cat in the hat cosplayer staring intently at a poster of a sexy Ring lady

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Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Getting older means having to think about how long ago you last took ibuprofen

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Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Doctor: [shows xray] here’s your face Me: all right Doc: you shouldn’t have this [points] or that here [points] Me: got it Doc: now here’s my face [pulls up different xray] Me: …okay? Doc: notice that it’s perfect Me: … Doc: say it’s perfect

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Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Why yes, YouTube algorithm, I absolutely would love to watch a yakisoba chef cut up some squid, thank you

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Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

At some point your YouTube search history goes from “super Metroid speed run” to “how to fix drywall hole” and “how to sleep without neck hurting” and nobody warns you when that’ll be

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Manda Farough 🔜 GCAP | Causeway Studios @amandafarough.ca · 01/09/2026

We hope you enjoy your stay.

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Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

I’ve done it. I’ve written the world’s best outline for a book.

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Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

All of my best ideas spark the day I need to make them happen

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Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Thrilled to introduce my daughter to Spider-Man: Into the Spiderverse yesterday, and Across the Spiderverse today, and the whole concept of cliffhangers as a result

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Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

I feel like there’s no real chance people will fawn over me when I die, so the only thing I really have left is to die the funniest way possible, that’ll have to be my legacy

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Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

One of my favorite things I saw in New York last week was a tattoo on a woman’s shoulder of a hand of cards made up of five aces

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Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Googling “what kinds of explosives could destroy a hotel and how do you make them” on the hotel’s wifi

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Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Staten Island ferry. Tried to see if I could get a “thank you France” chant going. It did not.

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Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

I love when someone says “you’ll go home in an ambulance,” because not only does it imply the person will be seriously injured, but they’ll have the world’s dumbest ambulance driver too

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Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

I love when someone says “you’ll go home in an ambulance,” because not only does it imply the person will be seriously injured, but they’ll have the world’s dumbest ambulance driver too

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Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

First time seeing a play on broadway, and it’s incredible

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Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Maybe he rubbed a lamp and asked a genie to make him the last man standing in al of humankind and the world’s biggest monkey paw curled

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Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Discovered my new phone can maybe handle PS2 games, and after tinkering with it, found one of my favorite glitches ever

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Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Just went from iPhone 14 Pro Max to 17 Pro Max. Which means all the lightning cable stuff I had now has to be replaced with USB-C stuff, like my backbone controller.

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Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Wife and I are getting new phones, reigniting my “properly archive the tens of thousands of photos and videos of kids and pets” project. I have both flash and hard drives I’ve been using and at times overheating. Hit me with what y’all use. Thinking it might be Amazon cloud.

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Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

I can name the original 151 Pokemon in dex order in under five minutes now, without mistakes, and I do it every couple days for fun

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Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Not to be controversial but I think you shouldn’t get to vote if you paid money to go to one of those alpha male boot camps

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Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Honestly though it’s a pretty funny bit that after preaching “children are our future” boomers took one look at millennials/gen z and lit the world on fire

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Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

I’ve watched this a hundred and fifty times

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