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Argle-Bargler

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Book Owner - Former Child - Basketball Ball Enthusiast - Ocean Frequenter - Lawyer (Not The Interesting Kind) - Tired Person - Third Amendment Idealist - Kaleena Smith is the best girls' high school basketball player I have ever seen.

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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
And then what? You give them a(nother) beating, then what? US foreign policy today isn’t pursuing national interest. The White House priority is putting on a show for the audience at home that finds domestic abuse personally appealing, and fantasizes that bluster and war crimes is strength.
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Argle-Bargler @argle-bargler.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
The Sixers need a stretch-big so they can stretch and warp the floor when Embiid sits..
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Creighton ⚒️ @creightonote.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Lisan al-Gaib
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Argle-Bargler @argle-bargler.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Lydia Millet Zadie Smith Kazuo Ishiguro Haruki Murakami I can get close with a few other non-pulp/genre authors Chabon Lenthem Whitehead McCarthy St. John Mandel
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Argle-Bargler @argle-bargler.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Paul George has been traded for so many good assets in his career.
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Argle-Bargler @argle-bargler.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
If Bill Simmons is tweeting right now, can someone please share his tweets on Bluesky?
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Argle-Bargler @argle-bargler.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Love this
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dan favale @danfavale.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
lebron: i am open to signing with any team lebron when the kings call:
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SLC Unc @dadshammdad.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
LeBron James screaming at Draymond after his 27th technical of the season.
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Argle-Bargler @argle-bargler.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Ready.... Go!!!! Refresh! Refresh!
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Ben (Bee) Kahn @benkahncomics.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
BREAKING NEWS - in a first of its kind deal, all 30 teams in the NBA have decided to share LeBron James! He'll play 2-3 games for every team this season, and then teams will play Rock, Paper, Scissors to see who gets him in the playoffs.
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#1 Lifelong Houston Cougs Fan Brandi 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
It's wild that Lebron James is going into his 24th season in the NBA. What do you mean he's a millennial who has several 1099 side jobs and yet has never been laid off?!
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Jacob Weindling @jakeweindling.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Wrote a silly little blog about where LeBron should go and of course I make a case for the Nuggets. The case makes itself. Also the Wizards because that would be hilarious. www.jezebel.com/these-five-t...
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The Five Best Teams to Sign LeBron James, Based on Vibes
LeBron will be a free agent, but it does not look like he will be leaving California.
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Argle-Bargler @argle-bargler.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Made-Up Title Odds After Fictional Signing LeBron James Spurs = 99% Wolves = 90% OKC = 99% Cavs = 25% GS - AD = 15% GS+AD = 30% Sac = 1% Miami = 11.2% (where's the shooting) Knicks = 40% It's just science
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Heidi Kitrosser @heidikitrosser.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Focusing here just on UE theory since it’s the topic of this week’s opinions that I know best: This is not about a legal movement winning the “battle of ideas.” It’s about a movement prevailing despite their ideas being pummeled again and again. What has prevailed is pure power, borne of 1/2
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Jerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Hear me out. LeBron still has four years of college eligibility.
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The Governor of Chaos 🇳🇬🇨🇩 @theigbobear.blacksky.app · 30/06/2026
Probably Golden State but I wouldn’t be surprised if he went back East just to remind them they his sons forreal
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Argle-Bargler @argle-bargler.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
This is an "I watch this video every time I see it video" along with Tom Holland on Lipsync Battle and a few others.
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Brooklyn Buckets @brooklynbuckets.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Olden State Warriors incoming? 👴🏽 🌁 🏀 #GoldenStateWarriors #OldenStateWarriors #LeBronJames #AnthonyDavis #NBAFreeAgency #NBASuperTeams
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 30/06/2026
if you're trans, you have to live. one day you can live to see these guys all die.
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
people got mad at me yesterday when i said the dems were not ready to take court reform seriously. 5-4 for non-racial citizenship is not a win, it's a reprieve bsky.app/profile/schu...
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Argle-Bargler @argle-bargler.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
This is the only time a year when I wish I was still on twitter. It would be cooking with NBA content right now. I'm over here refreshing ESPN and Bleacher Report just to get a fix.
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John Hollinger @johnhollinger.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Woike bomb 💣
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Jared Yates Sexton @jysexton.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
More people have been arrested for the deranged president's conspiracy theories around the algae in the reflecting pool than have been put behind bars for the Epstein crimes and the architects of the 2008 Financial Collapse combined.
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John Hollinger @johnhollinger.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I picked for the Hawks at 8 and 23 in this exercise. Click thru to see whether I traded both picks to get back Vit Krejci.
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Myz Lilith @myzlilith.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
But what variety of ocean best describes the colour of their eyes?
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Argle-Bargler @argle-bargler.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
We need to offer Phil Foden and Cole Palmer dual citizensip immediately. We should offer it all of the world's great players who get snubbed.
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
The thing about the left needing a positive vision for masculinity to counter the right is … they don’t have one either. Their whole thing is “don’t be a woman” as arbitrarily defined by whatever they consider feminine. Apparently some people find this admirable and wish to imitate it
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Daniel “Spooky Nickname” Tirebiter @danmofftarkin.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
There’s a subset of zoomers and junior millennials who grew up getting all their entertainment in torrent form and don’t understand that intellectual property has value. The kind of people who’ll pirate every episode of their favorite show then complain when it gets cancelled.
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Argle-Bargler @argle-bargler.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
13 minutes into episode 4 of Widow's Bay and I really hope something awful befalls this shitty ladies
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Argle-Bargler @argle-bargler.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Wouldn't change one jot or title of this piece. Good stuff
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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Gavin Newsom announces that California will tax 100% of all funds any Californian receives from Trump's January 6th slush fund.
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Joshua Erlich @joshuaerlich.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
saying you’ll disregard this document in its entirety is the hot new litmus test (complimentary)
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Rep. Mike Levin @levin.house.gov · 19/05/2026
The Justice Department quietly released a document this morning that “RELEASES, WAIVES, ACQUITS, and FOREVER DISCHARGES” Donald Trump, his family, his businesses, and his trusts from any federal tax claim, prosecution, audit, or action of any kind.
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Argle-Bargler @argle-bargler.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
As a Of Monsters and Men Millennial, I am opposed to war
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Argle-Bargler @argle-bargler.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
We need to start trying to appeal to stupid people. What if vaccines came with steroids
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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
too many stupid people have money; that's why I'm launching protein cigarettes
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
French prosecutors seek charges against Elon Musk and X over child sexual abuse images
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French prosecutors seek charges against Elon Musk and X over child sexual abuse images
French prosecutors are seeking charges against Elon Musk and X for child sexual images on the platform, deepfakes, disinformation and complicity in denying crimes against humanity by Grok.
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Amanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
We have our smartest brains on our most important issues on this website
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Argle-Bargler @argle-bargler.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
static.klipy.com
Hawkeye: Don't Give Me Hope
Alt: Hawkeye: Saying Don't Give Me Hope
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Argle-Bargler @argle-bargler.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
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Tom Marcinko @tommarcinko.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
THE CRYING OF LOT 49 sealed the deal for me.
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David Noll @david.noll.org · 06/05/2026
Ladies and gentlemen, the majesty of the United States Supreme Court
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Elizabeth N. Saunders @profsaunders.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Abetted by the Acting Administrator of USAID and the Secretary of State, Marco Rubio. Never, ever forget.
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Anjali Dayal @anjalikdayal.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
I just want to add, since this is breaking containment, that this can't be made right. these people, each one a whole universe, are gone. there can only be justice for the perpetrators; public remorse & restitution; & reform to ensure future aid systems are more just and less prone to imperial whims
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Andy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
I'm inclined to a harsher view, but not so much for parsing blame in hindsight. It's about what lessons have we learned and how are we going to do better next time, which isn't that far off. Which mostly amounts to: we must go much harder on accountability and much bigger on reconstruction reforms.
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Argle-Bargler @argle-bargler.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
600,000 people dead. 400,000 of them children. Everyone responsible should spend the rest of their lives in prison.
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Argle-Bargler @argle-bargler.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
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Argle-Bargler @argle-bargler.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Are they using submarines or are the boats flying?
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