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Georgia Metal Dad

@georgiametaldad.bsky.social
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Husband. Father of five. Metalhead. Liberal. Feminist. LGBT ally. Meat industry professional. Army vet. Sports fan. Stupid sense of humor.

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Georgia Metal Dad @georgiametaldad.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My son and his buddy travel from Oxford, MS to Little Rock last night to see The Callous Daoboys in concert. Carson Pace brings my son up to do vocals on Tears on Lambo Leather. The band posted it to their story and stated he "killed it on stage last night." I've never been prouder as a metal dad.
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Georgia Metal Dad @georgiametaldad.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Do people still say “Miss me with that shit?”
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Georgia Metal Dad @georgiametaldad.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Yay, I got my book from @poorlydrawnarsenal.com !
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Georgia Metal Dad @georgiametaldad.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
My wife out here crocheting footballs for fun.
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Georgia Metal Dad @georgiametaldad.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Can we just send Bruno on to kicker Rogers’ ass?
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Georgia Metal Dad @georgiametaldad.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Cole Palmer looks like the kid that bit everyone in Kindergarten.
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Georgia Metal Dad @georgiametaldad.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Georgia Metal Dad @georgiametaldad.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
The President of the United States is a fucking piece of shit.
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Georgia Metal Dad @georgiametaldad.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I hate preseason football, but I also hate preseason football.
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Vincent Zimmerman @zimmermanv66.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
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Georgia Metal Dad @georgiametaldad.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
If you ever see me wearing a polo shirt tucked into khaki shorts and wearing tennis shoes, just go ahead and fucking shoot me.
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Georgia Metal Dad @georgiametaldad.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
My watch is all like “Let’s get moving!” and I’m like “No, fuck you.”
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Democrats @democrats.org · 28/07/2026
GEORGIA: We are less than 100 days from electing Keisha Lance Bottoms as governor and sending Jon Ossoff back to the U.S. Senate. Check your registration and make your plan to vote at IWillVote.com/GA
An image of Keisha Lance Bottoms and Jon Ossoff holding hands above their heads smiling. Text on screen reads, "Georgia: Keisha Lance Bottoms - Governor, Jon Ossoff - U.S. Senate. IWILLVOTE.COM." An outline of the state of Georgia appears between Bottoms and Ossoff's names.
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Georgia Metal Dad @georgiametaldad.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Wtf no
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Georgia Metal Dad @georgiametaldad.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Am I the only Arsenal fan that is getting a little tired of all the Haaland glazing during the World Cup? “Stay humble, eh?”, throwing the ball at Gabi’s head, and whining to the referee about MLS’s celebration didn’t magically disappear because he donated an expensive book to the library.
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Georgia Metal Dad @georgiametaldad.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
A proposed rule fueled by Trump’s conspiracy theories would require the USPS to keep a list of voters it believes should be allowed to vote by mail—and give them the power to hold those ballots hostage. Urge them to say NO and help protect voting by mail: act.standupamerica.com/letters/cte-...
act.standupamerica.com
Don’t Let Trump Sabotage Vote by Mail!
In a new proposed rule, the USPS would be required to keep a list of voters it believes should be allowed to vote by mail—as well as the power to stop those ballots from being delivered. Urge them to ...
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Georgia Metal Dad @georgiametaldad.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
What kind of porn are they looking at?
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Friendly reminder: Being a "good person" and terrorizing vulnerable communities are mutually exclusive. Pick one. You don't get a pass for being a bigot just because you’re polite to people who look like you.
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Georgia Metal Dad @georgiametaldad.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Gutted
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Georgia Metal Dad @georgiametaldad.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
David Raya, be our hero
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Georgia Metal Dad @georgiametaldad.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Give me a miracle, Raya.
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Georgia Metal Dad @georgiametaldad.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
It’s a great day to raise a trophy
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dani ⭐️⭐️ @daniawfc.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
RUN IT BAAAACCKKK 🗣️
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Georgia Metal Dad @georgiametaldad.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Imagine inviting your grandkids out to go bowling and play arcade games at a bowling alley, then when they’re all excited about it, informing the parents that they’re gonna be paying for it. My in-laws, ladies and gentlemen.
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Georgia Metal Dad @georgiametaldad.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I got front row seats to this shit
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Georgia Metal Dad @georgiametaldad.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
78’ Kai gonna hit
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Georgia Metal Dad @georgiametaldad.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
That’s a fucking pen
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Georgia Metal Dad @georgiametaldad.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
When you attend a food show.
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Georgia Metal Dad @georgiametaldad.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
I just paid $7.44 for a milkshake from Shake Shack and I can confidently say it is one of THE milkshakes I’ve ever had in my life.
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Georgia Metal Dad @georgiametaldad.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Oh NOW we put on Ben White. 😐
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Georgia Metal Dad @georgiametaldad.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
30 minutes in and I’ve been on my feet since Havertz’ goal.
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Georgia Metal Dad @georgiametaldad.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
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Georgia Metal Dad @georgiametaldad.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Today’s kids will never know the joy of vandalizing their school textbooks for the next year’s students’ enjoyment. You can’t just draw dicks or thought bubbles that say “fuck you, asshole” on a Chromebook.
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Georgia Metal Dad @georgiametaldad.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
My kids are pretty fucking awesome at Easter eggs.
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Georgia Metal Dad @georgiametaldad.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
My doctor said it’s time to poop in a box again.
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Georgia Metal Dad @georgiametaldad.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Leaving time on the microwave in the break room is a war crime.
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Georgia Metal Dad @georgiametaldad.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Only one day off, just saying.
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Georgia Metal Dad @georgiametaldad.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
I think the show “Win Ben Stein’s Money” could’ve had a much longer run if it was “Kick Ben Stein’s Ass” instead.
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Georgia Metal Dad @georgiametaldad.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
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Georgia Metal Dad @georgiametaldad.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Dear people that find my info on LinkedIn and manage to get my phone number from some database it’s in: When I don’t answer your call, go ahead and leave a detailed message about who you are, what your company can offer me, and why I should do business with you. I’m gonna delete without listening.
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Rebel with a Cause @rebelwithacause2.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
WE WON GOLD MEDALS ... BECAUSE OF HIM BUT ... CRICKETS ON tRUMPSTEIN AND HIS MAGA REPUBLIKKKLAN FRIENDS RAPING LITTLE GIRLS
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Queen Gooner @sofire.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
😂😂😂
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Georgia Metal Dad @georgiametaldad.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
But like, what if I just slapped the shit out of the next person that says “just living the dream” to me?
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Georgia Metal Dad @georgiametaldad.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
So there’s this thing on TV today where Green Day and Bad Bunny are gonna make MAGA snowflakes have a meltdown. There’s also gonna be a football game played around these events.
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Georgia Metal Dad @georgiametaldad.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
But I was told Gyokeres doesn’t make any touches
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Georgia Metal Dad @georgiametaldad.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Remember having a president that wasn’t a child rapist? That was cool, we should do that again.
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Georgia Metal Dad @georgiametaldad.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Today, go Brentford and go.., Come on y…. No. I can’t fucking bring myself to say it.
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Georgia Metal Dad @georgiametaldad.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
So I rolled into work at 7:45 this morning and my second in command comments about my tardiness. I replied “A director is never late, nor is he early. He arrives precisely at the moment he intends to.” He didn’t get the reference. Should probably fire him.
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Georgia Metal Dad @georgiametaldad.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
I’m glad that no one I work with has daughters in Girl Scouts. Just being real, those cookies kinda suck.
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Georgia Metal Dad @georgiametaldad.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
wtf? Madueke instead of Nelli?
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