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Bob Salamander

@bobsalamander.bsky.social
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Does our ruin benefit the earth, does it help the grass to grow, the sun to shine? Is this darkness in you, too? Have you passed through this night?

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Bob Salamander @bobsalamander.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
There's a @stevengodfrey.bsky.social on my television
Photo of Steven Godfrey on television speaking on College Football Enquirer
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WRMS Traffic & Weather Reporter on the 2’s @carnegro.blacksky.app · 13/09/2026
I missed FAMU honoring Dolly Parton at Miami Friday night.
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
what other compromises do you think talarico is willing to or will feel compelled to make.
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romulus - 🛸METROID RAVENOUS🍽️ @romulusofficial.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
it must be so difficult to act with a character who you can’t even see. thankfully, Foghorn is just that talented
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Bob Salamander @bobsalamander.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Finally finished my @longhornpod.bsky.social preseason listening and I'm ready for the season to start. Hook em @ghgoodridge.bsky.social and @kylecarpenter.bsky.social
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 24/08/2026
the sophie cunningham drama was created not to further trans genocide but to keep america from realizing its next gronk is a lesbian from minnesota
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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
i've been laughing at this for 30 minutes
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Bob Salamander @bobsalamander.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
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Bob Salamander @bobsalamander.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
static.klipy.com
Vince Young Texas
ALT: Vince Young Texas
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Kristyn J @sciencekristyn.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Hey friends, it’s that time of year. I teach high school science including bio, advanced bio, and infectious diseases & global health! I share most things with my department. There are some dream items on here I don’t expect to get, but anything helps! Thank you! www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
A student wearing a mask is in a classroom holding a large bubble, while modeling the cell membrane
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onion person @junlper.beer · 15/05/2026
i’ve been thinking of what could even be said about such a tragedy. someone said it best that trans people are “born so late and die so young”. we uproot our lives and transition and live more life than anyone else ever does and society punishes us for it. we deserve better
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Bob Salamander @bobsalamander.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Making my #CharitibundiBowl Dark Match donation in honor of UTSA because I am currently applying for a grant administered by their medical school. Meep Meep! @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social
Screenshot of Charity Bowl donation confirmation screen for $35.93 with large pixelated photo of Spencer Hall in overalls cropped just below the shoulders.
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Bob Salamander @bobsalamander.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Donating $63.90 monthly (plus fees) to the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social Charity Bowl in honor of Texas. A dime for every scrimmage yard Tre Wisner had against A&M and OU over the past two years. Thanks to @ghgoodridge.bsky.social for the inspiration. @hollyanderson.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social
Screencap of donation box showing the amount donated and reasoningScreencap of receipt with pictureof Spencer Hall
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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Might be the greatest opening paragraph of anything ever.
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Can we get 10,000 RTs for this
A screenshot of a picture of a baseball
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Bob Salamander @bobsalamander.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Thank you to the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social for introducing us to the Plaxico Burress of Norwegian skiing
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Arin Arcady @rnrkd.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what
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Dr. Jen Gunter @drjengunter.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Here is Peter Attia MD emailing Epstein’s assistant claiming he goes into “JE withdrawal” when he doesn’t see him.
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Molly Ploofkins @mollyploofkins.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Alex Pretti’s coworkers take a moment of silence this morning
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Dimitri Drekonja, MD, MS @dimitridrekonja.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Alex Pretti was a colleague at the VA. We hired him to recruit for our trial. He became an ICU nurse- I lover working with him. He was a good kind person who lived to help and these fuckers executed him. White. Hot. Rage.
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David at FOIAball @foiaball.com · 20/01/2026
Courtesy of a JMU booster friend, we now have some insight into how Curt Cignetti approaches beer.
Text message saying curt cignetti refers to beers by abv and not style or name
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Bob Salamander @bobsalamander.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
@briancgrubb.bsky.social Reading your newsletter about comfort shows and watching the Detroiters Supercut. "My name is Mike Cyclops and I work for NASA" is an all-timer
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Bob Salamander @bobsalamander.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
@sheaserrano.bsky.social, I just read your email and I'm tearing up at my desk
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
My hand holding a shortbread cookie in the shape of an airplane. There are red sprinkles in the pattern of the survivorship bias plane.A plate of the same cookies.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 31/10/2025
i don't throw around the word "hero" too often,
Bushart "feels great" and "could not have anticipated this experience," he told The Post over Facebook Messenger on Thursday. (He said his first meal of freedom included chicken wings and two margaritas at a
local sports bar.)

The ordeal does not appear to have dimmed Bushart's zeal for posting.
He was back on social media Thursday, posting prolifically about baseball, candy corn and politics.
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Should be wearing a Greinke jersey as a show of solidarity between guys who got a 9-figure deal in LA after abandoning the Royals
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Bob Salamander @bobsalamander.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
@celebrityhottub.bsky.social @rodger.bsky.social I listened to the Super kicker episode today. Texas went for 22, 42, 48, 55 and 56 yard FGs today. Missed the longest two, but they were all justified!
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 05/10/2025
i believe there are about a hundred and fifty million people like me who would pay $17 to watch benicio del toro as sergio st. carlos plan and execute a tight sunday costco run before he has to man the barbecue after his niece's afternoon soccer game (run time: 2 hours 20 minutes)
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Matt Pearce @mattdpearce.com · 02/10/2025
Kaleb Horton’s mom has written some comments and asked to spread her thanks for everyone online who’s been sharing their appreciations: “you all made my suffering feel more bearable. Thank you so much and God Bless you all.” @lukeoneil47.bsky.social @nedraggett.bsky.social @alexnpress.bsky.social
Deborah Horton
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Matt, I do not have much of a social media presence and have no idea how to deliver a message to all of the amazing people who have sent me messages and been so kind and supportive so if that is something you are able to do I would so appreciate it. I am so overwhelmed with my world just ending but you are all so kind and so supportive of Kaleb and I feel so inadequate to honor him with his peers. Just pass along any way that you can that you all made my suffering feel more bearable. Thank you so much and God Bless you all.
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Braindead Kennedy @bicycleidiot.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
RIP Kaleb Horton kalebhorton.ghost.io/2025-so-far/
I also have advice. Everybody loves reading advice on the computer, so I'll share it: the best thing you can do right now is log off as hard as you can. Go outside, talk to people in real life where it's actually kind of rude to talk about the news, try to actually see the friends you usually just text message. Go for a long drive and turn the phone off while you do it. Get back into your hobbies or pick one and learn it for a while. Watch one of those studio movies that reviews called "wildly miscalculated" and you haven't seen since high school. Play an album you like but find embarrassing. Go to free community events even if they sound stupid. If you take the freeway, try the surface streets. Go to a bad diner and just order some bad coffee because even bad coffee is good coffee.
You can't help anybody when you're exhausted and keep posting one million college-educated rewordings of "I would love to be dead right now" on the computer. Walk away from the thing and try out some of those normal things you hear about and if you get bored that's wonderful because we're not supposed to get bored anymore. It turns out boredom is the Cadillac of feelings.
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Bob Salamander @bobsalamander.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Me, when Neil Armstrong claims we landed on the moon
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Bob Salamander @bobsalamander.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
@sheaserrano.bsky.social , we're rewatching Primo and Mya reflexively flinging the matzah tamale when she takes a bite is the funniest thing
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
guys it’s really not funny that the fbi agent took a footlong to the chest. stop laughing. it’s NOT FUNNY that an fbi agent in head to toe tactical gear tried to chase the guy who hucked a sandwich straight at his bulletproof vest but couldn’t outrun him
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Kyle Clark @kylec.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Every time I go to a beach, it reminds me of the guy who ran for Governor in 2018 on a platform of Colorado conquering a path to the sea
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Bob Salamander @bobsalamander.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
@treblaw.bsky.social, here's the link that wasn't working: www.onesimplewish.org/wish/view-wi...
onesimplewish.org
This wish spreads love, hope, and joy. Check it out today!
A Nintendo Switch for Rian to find an escape during chemotherapy & Rian would love a Nintendo Switch. Having a Switch would be a wonderful gift for her, providing a comforting escape when she feels t...
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😱 Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🔪 🩸 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 27/05/2024
Herman Melville on moderates, all the way back in 1857:
“You are an abolitionist, ain’t you?”
“As to that, I cannot so readily answer. If by abolitionist you mean a zealot, I am none; but if you mean a man, who, being a man, feels for all men, slaves included, and by any lawful act, opposed to nobody’s interest, and therefore, rousing nobody’s enmity, would willingly abolish suffering (supposing it, in its degree, to exist) from among mankind, irrespective of color, then am I what you say.”
“Picked and prudent sentiments. You are the moderate man, the invaluable understrapper of the wicked man. You, the moderate man, may be used for wrong, but are useless for right.”
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Nathan Kalman-Lamb @nkalamb.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
IDF soldiers have now themselves admitted they have been ordered to murder aid-seekers in Gaza. Truly an atrocity built on atrocity. www.haaretz.com/israel-news/...
'It's a Killing Field': IDF Soldiers Ordered to Shoot Deliberately at Unarmed Gazans Waiting for Humanitarian Aid
IDF officers and soldiers told Haaretz they were ordered to fire at unarmed crowds near food distribution sites in Gaza, even when no threat was present. Hundreds of Palestinians have been killed, prompting the military prosecution to call for a review into possible war crimes
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ACLU @aclu.org · 21/06/2025
After 104 days of being unjustly detained for his advocacy for Palestinian rights, Mahmoud Khalil is finally home with his wife and newborn son.
A photo of Mahmoud Khalil holding up a fist and smiling wide, and holding a bouquet of flowers. He is wearing a Keffiyeh. A photo of Mahmoud Khalil smiling and bending over a black stroller, with a baby’s small hand sticking out and grabbing Mahmoud’s finger.
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Bob Salamander @bobsalamander.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
I saw Jeff Fisher at a Ladies Who Lunch type spot in Houston
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Catherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
ICE Arrests Mississippi Father at His Citizenship Hearing, Threatening Deportation www.mississippifreepress.org/ice-arrests-...
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ICE Arrests Mississippi Father at His Citizenship Hearing
ICE arrested Kasper Eriksen, a Mississippi father, at his citizenship hearing, imprisoning him and threatening him with deportation.
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Bob Salamander @bobsalamander.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Because college football players also deserve a semester abroad
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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey? guard: [looking away] fine wife: did something happen? guard: [tearing up] no wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
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Bob Salamander @bobsalamander.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
@edsbs.bsky.social @newap-georgia.bsky.social @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social Texas beat OU 34-3 and Texas A&M 17-7, so New American Pathways gets $51.10 monthly (plus CC fees) this year.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Bonfire alley, Atlanta, Michigan
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Emily Moin @emilymoin.com · 14/02/2025
Why do so many physicians detest this man? I'll offer one more reason that I haven't heard articulated just yet: we love our patients, and he clearly despises them.
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Vintage Virgo @vintagevirgo.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Watching live news coverage of the Pacific Palisades fire and Steve Guttenburg appears out of the smoke to provide a PSA.
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Bob Salamander @bobsalamander.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
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Mark Hogan @markasaurus.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
A Santa Cruz local may have ridden the largest wave last week. The estimate is over 100' tall (the previous record was 88' from Portugal). The photo is bonkers. www.sfgate.com/sports/artic...
sfgate.com
A Santa Cruz surfer rode potential world-record 108-foot-tall Mavericks wave
A Santa Cruz surfer rode a massive California wave last week that was estimated to be 108 feet tall, making it a potential new world record.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 19/12/2024
butcher IN city = normal, respectable craftsman butcher TO city = contractual obligation implied butcher AROUND city = same job, harder to find butcher OF city = here's where things get problematic
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