Sign in

Hookcity - 🚫“War Plan” DMs Please 👊🏻🇺🇸🔥 🫣

@hookcity.bsky.social
33K followers 47K following 16K posts

Retired from a lifetime in the music business. It's nice to be able to finally stop, and smell the roses... Don't blame me, I voted for Sanity Real sorry about the typos, Siri has it out for me #Resist #FiftyFiftyOne #5calls.org @indivisible.org

PostsRepliesMedia
Hookcity - 🚫“War Plan” DMs Please 👊🏻🇺🇸🔥 🫣 @hookcity.bsky.social · 53m
💙 @borowitzreport.bsky.social
open.substack.com
Nation Shocked That Darline Graham Not Stupidest Senator on Judiciary Committee
No one, perhaps, was more surprised at her not being the dumbest senator on display than Graham herself, who called the hearings “a big win for yours truly.”
171
Reposted by Hookcity - 🚫“War Plan” DMs Please 👊🏻🇺🇸🔥 🫣
The Independent @the-independent.com · 9h
Viral slow zoom on Katie Britt says it all as she realizes Jack Smith gotcha moment is going up in flames More here: www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
613642
Reposted by Hookcity - 🚫“War Plan” DMs Please 👊🏻🇺🇸🔥 🫣
Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 9h
Just 34 days until the Republicans get their asses handed to them. #Midterms2026
5047692
Reposted by Hookcity - 🚫“War Plan” DMs Please 👊🏻🇺🇸🔥 🫣
Michael J. Stern @michaeljstern.bsky.social · 20h
1818553
Reposted by Hookcity - 🚫“War Plan” DMs Please 👊🏻🇺🇸🔥 🫣
Blue Fairylicious Girl🧚 @bluesnowflake.bsky.social · 21h
Eric Schmitt’s wife when he gets home
static.klipy.com
Hells Kitchen Gordan Ramsay
ALT: Hells Kitchen Gordan Ramsay
30821115
Hookcity - 🚫“War Plan” DMs Please 👊🏻🇺🇸🔥 🫣 @hookcity.bsky.social · 21h
💙 @borowitzreport.bsky.social
open.substack.com
Eric Schmitt Confuses Ass with Hole in the Ground
A wild attempt at a “gotcha” moment resulted in the ass/hole-in-ground mix-up.
190
Hookcity - 🚫“War Plan” DMs Please 👊🏻🇺🇸🔥 🫣 @hookcity.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Pure Evil
020
Hookcity - 🚫“War Plan” DMs Please 👊🏻🇺🇸🔥 🫣 @hookcity.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
💙🫶💙 @borowitzreport.bsky.social
open.substack.com
Russian Who Funded Don Jr’s Wedding Also Funding His Divorce
“I wish Don Jr. the best in his new marriage,” the oligarch said. “But if it turns out like his first one, his divorce is on me.”
041
Reposted by Hookcity - 🚫“War Plan” DMs Please 👊🏻🇺🇸🔥 🫣
Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
There's something special about a man falling asleep on live television three minutes after calling his predecessor "Sleepy Joe."
21989332080
Reposted by Hookcity - 🚫“War Plan” DMs Please 👊🏻🇺🇸🔥 🫣
Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
That's right, assholes. Just keep pretending he's not fast asleep in the middle of the day.
27557175
Reposted by Hookcity - 🚫“War Plan” DMs Please 👊🏻🇺🇸🔥 🫣
Jerry Nicklebag @jerrynicklebag.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
#FlockOff
32716
Hookcity - 🚫“War Plan” DMs Please 👊🏻🇺🇸🔥 🫣 @hookcity.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Is that Gaza or DC?
1111
Hookcity - 🚫“War Plan” DMs Please 👊🏻🇺🇸🔥 🫣 @hookcity.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Did he give up goats for a double agent?
rawstory.com
Kash Patel spotted partying with suspected Russian 'double agent'
FBI Director Kash Patel was seen partying alongside Ali Abdelaziz, a prominent mixed martial arts manager and former FBI informant who was dropped by the agency in 2008 after he was suspected of being...
241
Reposted by Hookcity - 🚫“War Plan” DMs Please 👊🏻🇺🇸🔥 🫣
𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 28/09/2026
The Golden Age is going so well, Americans are nostalgic for 2008.
21759071732
Hookcity - 🚫“War Plan” DMs Please 👊🏻🇺🇸🔥 🫣 @hookcity.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
💙 @borowitzreport.bsky.social
open.substack.com
Trump Bans Numbers 2 and 9 After Approval Rating Hits 29
“Two and nine have treated me very unfairly," he said.
051
Reposted by Hookcity - 🚫“War Plan” DMs Please 👊🏻🇺🇸🔥 🫣
Jennifer Shin - WTAF @jennifershin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Unlike the Rapepublicans when they talk about the Democrats, there are no lies to be found on this list.
510846
Hookcity - 🚫“War Plan” DMs Please 👊🏻🇺🇸🔥 🫣 @hookcity.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
PURE EVIL 👿 #VoteBlue "While experts say the reforms could improve accountability and reduce federal spending, they’re also likely to increase hardship for vulnerable households while shifting billions of dollars in costs to states."
newsweek.com
SNAP and Medicaid Will Change Dramatically in October: What to Know
121
Hookcity - 🚫“War Plan” DMs Please 👊🏻🇺🇸🔥 🫣 @hookcity.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
And we’re not being fleeced. 😂
newsweek.com
Trump company files for ownership of White House's "Trump TV"
Records show the application was filed by DTTM Operations LLC, the entity that manages trademarks associated with the Trump brand.
183
Reposted by Hookcity - 🚫“War Plan” DMs Please 👊🏻🇺🇸🔥 🫣
Ree @hillz8.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
My pinned post for the next 4 years!
1934145
Hookcity - 🚫“War Plan” DMs Please 👊🏻🇺🇸🔥 🫣 @hookcity.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
083
Hookcity - 🚫“War Plan” DMs Please 👊🏻🇺🇸🔥 🫣 @hookcity.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Clue, the address was changed with a sharpie
dailywire.com
America’s Stealth Fighter Parts Took A Detour Nobody Can Explain
A shipment of F-35 stealth fighter parts was “inexplicably diverted to Hong Kong” and is now in the hands of Chinese authorities, Bloomberg reported, prompting a Pentagon investigation into how they g...
041
Hookcity - 🚫“War Plan” DMs Please 👊🏻🇺🇸🔥 🫣 @hookcity.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I hope someone asks him who won the 2020 presidential election. That alone will be a masterclass in how to answer a simple question with an honest answer without fear of presidential repercussions!
0102
Hookcity - 🚫“War Plan” DMs Please 👊🏻🇺🇸🔥 🫣 @hookcity.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Can't believe that number is so low Should be 45 or 47 😎
newsweek.com
Donald Trump Hit With 26 Articles Of Impeachment
0124
Hookcity - 🚫“War Plan” DMs Please 👊🏻🇺🇸🔥 🫣 @hookcity.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
193
Reposted by Hookcity - 🚫“War Plan” DMs Please 👊🏻🇺🇸🔥 🫣
Jack Hopkins-The Original @therealjackhopkins.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Xi Jinping grabbed Trump by the pussy.
691022188
Hookcity - 🚫“War Plan” DMs Please 👊🏻🇺🇸🔥 🫣 @hookcity.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
0156
Reposted by Hookcity - 🚫“War Plan” DMs Please 👊🏻🇺🇸🔥 🫣
The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If Netanyahu’s goal is to see how low he can drive 🇮🇱’s approval numbers in 🇺🇸 he is crushing it
24926131
Hookcity - 🚫“War Plan” DMs Please 👊🏻🇺🇸🔥 🫣 @hookcity.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Pay workers. Tax & Abolish Billionaires. Save our economy & country 💙 @qasimrashid.com
2126
Hookcity - 🚫“War Plan” DMs Please 👊🏻🇺🇸🔥 🫣 @hookcity.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Going to see my doctor this am. They got a new sign in the lobby. They're taking all the fun out of it.
280
Hookcity - 🚫“War Plan” DMs Please 👊🏻🇺🇸🔥 🫣 @hookcity.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
💙 @borowitzreport.bsky.social Furthermore, the lawyers alleged, “Trump’s entire presidency has crossed the line from homage to outright plagiarism of Mr. Hitler’s Third Reich™.”
borowitzreport.com
Hitler Estate Sues Trump for Stealing Arch Design
“It is our duty as trustees of the Adolf Hitler Estate to ensure that the Fuhrer’s intellectual property rights are vigorously protected.”
060
Hookcity - 🚫“War Plan” DMs Please 👊🏻🇺🇸🔥 🫣 @hookcity.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
💙💙💙💙💙 # Bill Burr
081
Hookcity - 🚫“War Plan” DMs Please 👊🏻🇺🇸🔥 🫣 @hookcity.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
061
Reposted by Hookcity - 🚫“War Plan” DMs Please 👊🏻🇺🇸🔥 🫣
The Lincoln Project @lincolnproject.us · 23/09/2026
Sen. Jon Husted: “The war needs to come to an end as quickly as possible so that we can lower gas prices” Sen. Jon Husted when he could've voted to do just that:
501028356
Hookcity - 🚫“War Plan” DMs Please 👊🏻🇺🇸🔥 🫣 @hookcity.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Who else is tired of the endless lies? 🙋‍♂️🙋‍♀️🙋
oligarchwatch.substack.com
The lie dominating Musk's 2026 political ads
Musk is blanketing the internet with digital ads falsely accusing Democratic Senate candidates of supporting “taxpayer-funded sex changes for kids.”
021
Hookcity - 🚫“War Plan” DMs Please 👊🏻🇺🇸🔥 🫣 @hookcity.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Tell me you're in the files, without telling me you're in the files 🤪
rawstory.com
Todd Blanche begs appeals court to halt release of batch of Epstein files
Attorney General Todd Blanche asked an appeals court to halt a judge's order forcing the Justice Department to release foreign-language Epstein files.In a motion filed Tuesday with the U.S. Court of A...
094
Reposted by Hookcity - 🚫“War Plan” DMs Please 👊🏻🇺🇸🔥 🫣
ray 鄺羡華 @raykwong.lol · 22/09/2026
Thank you, Chaser! 💙 @itistherealjas.bsky.social @hedahunter.bsky.social @peppapaxpippa.bsky.social @proudcanadaveteran.bsky.social @hookcity.bsky.social @sausalitohippie.bsky.social @mariaurea.bsky.social @patnspankme.bsky.social @bluestormcomin1.bsky.social @raykwong.lol
51813
Reposted by Hookcity - 🚫“War Plan” DMs Please 👊🏻🇺🇸🔥 🫣
🦋💔🇺🇸SEB🇺🇸💔🦋 @sebastiangarof5.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Can’t wait for this 💩 head to lose his job in 43 days. 🔄
Mike Johnson
2728768
Hookcity - 🚫“War Plan” DMs Please 👊🏻🇺🇸🔥 🫣 @hookcity.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This certainly is a head scratcher
054
Reposted by Hookcity - 🚫“War Plan” DMs Please 👊🏻🇺🇸🔥 🫣
Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Clarke: It’s hard to take Justice Thomas and Justice Alito seriously. They are not engaged in independent interpretation of the law or our Constitution. They are solely focused on putting their thumb on the scale of Donald Trump’s agenda each and every time.
10138541063
Hookcity - 🚫“War Plan” DMs Please 👊🏻🇺🇸🔥 🫣 @hookcity.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
12720
Reposted by Hookcity - 🚫“War Plan” DMs Please 👊🏻🇺🇸🔥 🫣
Jaye @jaybird54.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Jason’s attorney sent me this and asked that we share it with as many people as possible. You know what to do. #WeStandWithMajorWatson #GoodTroubleSquadron
23441370
Hookcity - 🚫“War Plan” DMs Please 👊🏻🇺🇸🔥 🫣 @hookcity.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
#ETTD
rawstory.com
Kennedy Center shutdown covering up bigger mess triggered by Trump: lawyer
The push to shut down the Kennedy Center is a cover story meant to hide financial mismanagement tied to President Donald Trump, an attorney said.In a Friday episode of Bulwark Takes, Nathaniel Zelinsk...
133
Reposted by Hookcity - 🚫“War Plan” DMs Please 👊🏻🇺🇸🔥 🫣
Jerkica @jerricaharding.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
126933
Reposted by Hookcity - 🚫“War Plan” DMs Please 👊🏻🇺🇸🔥 🫣
Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 19/09/2026
11/
331798167
Reposted by Hookcity - 🚫“War Plan” DMs Please 👊🏻🇺🇸🔥 🫣
Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 19/09/2026
7/
13955102
Hookcity - 🚫“War Plan” DMs Please 👊🏻🇺🇸🔥 🫣 @hookcity.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
this is just nuts 🤯
thedailybeast.com
Trump Covering Up Number of War Dead, Bombshell Leak Reveals
There are more deaths that the public doesn’t know about, according to a new report.
031
Hookcity - 🚫“War Plan” DMs Please 👊🏻🇺🇸🔥 🫣 @hookcity.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Nice one Kegsbreath 🍸🍹🍻
rawstory.com
Classified stealth tech lands in Hong Kong after bizarre Pentagon blunder: report
Congressional investigators are scrambling to explain how F-35 jet parts loaded with classified stealth tech vanished into Hong Kong on Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth's watch.The parts have been missi...
154
Hookcity - 🚫“War Plan” DMs Please 👊🏻🇺🇸🔥 🫣 @hookcity.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
please tell me this is real 🫶
2143
Hookcity - 🚫“War Plan” DMs Please 👊🏻🇺🇸🔥 🫣 @hookcity.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
JFC!!! Plump is certifiable!
rawstory.com
'Emergency' declared as Trump tries to carve his name on another major institution
The United States Institute of Peace has thrown a wrench in another effort by President Donald Trump to emblazon his name on a historic building.On Thursday, the USIP filed an emergency motion asking ...
183
Hookcity - 🚫“War Plan” DMs Please 👊🏻🇺🇸🔥 🫣 @hookcity.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Almost sounds like that was the plan all along, doesn’t it?
0129