Hookcity - 🚫“War Plan” DMs Please 👊🏻🇺🇸🔥 🫣 @hookcity.bsky.social · 53m💙 @borowitzreport.bsky.socialopen.substack.comNation Shocked That Darline Graham Not Stupidest Senator on Judiciary CommitteeNo one, perhaps, was more surprised at her not being the dumbest senator on display than Graham herself, who called the hearings “a big win for yours truly.” 171
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Hookcity - 🚫“War Plan” DMs Please 👊🏻🇺🇸🔥 🫣 @hookcity.bsky.social · 21h💙 @borowitzreport.bsky.socialopen.substack.comEric Schmitt Confuses Ass with Hole in the GroundA wild attempt at a “gotcha” moment resulted in the ass/hole-in-ground mix-up. 190
Hookcity - 🚫“War Plan” DMs Please 👊🏻🇺🇸🔥 🫣 @hookcity.bsky.social · 29/09/2026💙🫶💙 @borowitzreport.bsky.socialopen.substack.comRussian Who Funded Don Jr’s Wedding Also Funding His Divorce“I wish Don Jr. the best in his new marriage,” the oligarch said. “But if it turns out like his first one, his divorce is on me.” 041
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Hookcity - 🚫“War Plan” DMs Please 👊🏻🇺🇸🔥 🫣 @hookcity.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Did he give up goats for a double agent?rawstory.comKash Patel spotted partying with suspected Russian 'double agent'FBI Director Kash Patel was seen partying alongside Ali Abdelaziz, a prominent mixed martial arts manager and former FBI informant who was dropped by the agency in 2008 after he was suspected of being... 241
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Hookcity - 🚫“War Plan” DMs Please 👊🏻🇺🇸🔥 🫣 @hookcity.bsky.social · 28/09/2026💙 @borowitzreport.bsky.socialopen.substack.comTrump Bans Numbers 2 and 9 After Approval Rating Hits 29“Two and nine have treated me very unfairly," he said. 051
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Hookcity - 🚫“War Plan” DMs Please 👊🏻🇺🇸🔥 🫣 @hookcity.bsky.social · 28/09/2026PURE EVIL 👿 #VoteBlue "While experts say the reforms could improve accountability and reduce federal spending, they’re also likely to increase hardship for vulnerable households while shifting billions of dollars in costs to states."newsweek.comSNAP and Medicaid Will Change Dramatically in October: What to Know 121
Hookcity - 🚫“War Plan” DMs Please 👊🏻🇺🇸🔥 🫣 @hookcity.bsky.social · 28/09/2026And we’re not being fleeced. 😂newsweek.comTrump company files for ownership of White House's "Trump TV"Records show the application was filed by DTTM Operations LLC, the entity that manages trademarks associated with the Trump brand. 183
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Hookcity - 🚫“War Plan” DMs Please 👊🏻🇺🇸🔥 🫣 @hookcity.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Clue, the address was changed with a sharpiedailywire.comAmerica’s Stealth Fighter Parts Took A Detour Nobody Can ExplainA shipment of F-35 stealth fighter parts was “inexplicably diverted to Hong Kong” and is now in the hands of Chinese authorities, Bloomberg reported, prompting a Pentagon investigation into how they g... 041
Hookcity - 🚫“War Plan” DMs Please 👊🏻🇺🇸🔥 🫣 @hookcity.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I hope someone asks him who won the 2020 presidential election. That alone will be a masterclass in how to answer a simple question with an honest answer without fear of presidential repercussions! 0102
Hookcity - 🚫“War Plan” DMs Please 👊🏻🇺🇸🔥 🫣 @hookcity.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Can't believe that number is so low Should be 45 or 47 😎newsweek.comDonald Trump Hit With 26 Articles Of Impeachment 0124
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Hookcity - 🚫“War Plan” DMs Please 👊🏻🇺🇸🔥 🫣 @hookcity.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Pay workers. Tax & Abolish Billionaires. Save our economy & country 💙 @qasimrashid.com 2126
Hookcity - 🚫“War Plan” DMs Please 👊🏻🇺🇸🔥 🫣 @hookcity.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Going to see my doctor this am. They got a new sign in the lobby. They're taking all the fun out of it. 280
Hookcity - 🚫“War Plan” DMs Please 👊🏻🇺🇸🔥 🫣 @hookcity.bsky.social · 24/09/2026💙 @borowitzreport.bsky.social Furthermore, the lawyers alleged, “Trump’s entire presidency has crossed the line from homage to outright plagiarism of Mr. Hitler’s Third Reich™.”borowitzreport.comHitler Estate Sues Trump for Stealing Arch Design“It is our duty as trustees of the Adolf Hitler Estate to ensure that the Fuhrer’s intellectual property rights are vigorously protected.” 060
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Hookcity - 🚫“War Plan” DMs Please 👊🏻🇺🇸🔥 🫣 @hookcity.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Who else is tired of the endless lies? 🙋♂️🙋♀️🙋oligarchwatch.substack.comThe lie dominating Musk's 2026 political adsMusk is blanketing the internet with digital ads falsely accusing Democratic Senate candidates of supporting “taxpayer-funded sex changes for kids.” 021
Hookcity - 🚫“War Plan” DMs Please 👊🏻🇺🇸🔥 🫣 @hookcity.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Tell me you're in the files, without telling me you're in the files 🤪rawstory.comTodd Blanche begs appeals court to halt release of batch of Epstein filesAttorney General Todd Blanche asked an appeals court to halt a judge's order forcing the Justice Department to release foreign-language Epstein files.In a motion filed Tuesday with the U.S. Court of A... 094
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Hookcity - 🚫“War Plan” DMs Please 👊🏻🇺🇸🔥 🫣 @hookcity.bsky.social · 22/09/2026This certainly is a head scratcher 054
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Hookcity - 🚫“War Plan” DMs Please 👊🏻🇺🇸🔥 🫣 @hookcity.bsky.social · 19/09/2026#ETTDrawstory.comKennedy Center shutdown covering up bigger mess triggered by Trump: lawyerThe push to shut down the Kennedy Center is a cover story meant to hide financial mismanagement tied to President Donald Trump, an attorney said.In a Friday episode of Bulwark Takes, Nathaniel Zelinsk... 133
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Hookcity - 🚫“War Plan” DMs Please 👊🏻🇺🇸🔥 🫣 @hookcity.bsky.social · 19/09/2026this is just nuts 🤯thedailybeast.comTrump Covering Up Number of War Dead, Bombshell Leak RevealsThere are more deaths that the public doesn’t know about, according to a new report. 031
Hookcity - 🚫“War Plan” DMs Please 👊🏻🇺🇸🔥 🫣 @hookcity.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Nice one Kegsbreath 🍸🍹🍻rawstory.comClassified stealth tech lands in Hong Kong after bizarre Pentagon blunder: reportCongressional investigators are scrambling to explain how F-35 jet parts loaded with classified stealth tech vanished into Hong Kong on Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth's watch.The parts have been missi... 154
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Hookcity - 🚫“War Plan” DMs Please 👊🏻🇺🇸🔥 🫣 @hookcity.bsky.social · 18/09/2026JFC!!! Plump is certifiable!rawstory.com'Emergency' declared as Trump tries to carve his name on another major institutionThe United States Institute of Peace has thrown a wrench in another effort by President Donald Trump to emblazon his name on a historic building.On Thursday, the USIP filed an emergency motion asking ... 183
Hookcity - 🚫“War Plan” DMs Please 👊🏻🇺🇸🔥 🫣 @hookcity.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Almost sounds like that was the plan all along, doesn’t it? 0129