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Wade Dolphin (yes, really)

@displacedhawk.bsky.social
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Retired tech exec (w/ a ComSci degree unlike that other guy). Elizabeth Warren liberal. Fan of all things Iowa Hawkeyes living in Colorado.

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Wade Dolphin (yes, really) @displacedhawk.bsky.social · 3h
#SchmittForBrains
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Wade Dolphin (yes, really) @displacedhawk.bsky.social · 20h
Looking forward to the "improved experience" from even grumpier TSA agents. www.yahoo.com/news/us/arti...
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TSA officers now not allowed to sit down while checking boarding passes and IDs
Airport security employees checking boarding passes and IDs will no longer be allowed to sit down while working, the Transportation Security Administration confirmed Tuesday.
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Wade Dolphin (yes, really) @displacedhawk.bsky.social · 20h
We shouldn't lose sight of the fact that if Schmitt's basic facts hadn't been wrong, his entire "charge" would have been that Jack Smith was in the same city as Fani Willis in Feb 2024. He couldn't prove any communication or conspiracy. He was relying on MAGA Qonspiracy theorists to do the rest.
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Wade Dolphin (yes, really) @displacedhawk.bsky.social · 21h
Chile finished a friendly against Canada with 9 players and tonight they're starting cheap crap when the match is essentially over. It it happens whenever you play, you might be the problem.
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Wade Dolphin (yes, really) @displacedhawk.bsky.social · 21h
I'll make a donation to the campaign of choice for any senator who enters Caitlin Clarks stats from this game into the Congressional record and addresses their comments to Eric Schmitt.
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Wade Dolphin (yes, really) @displacedhawk.bsky.social · 21h
Someone close to Eric Schmitt should remind him that "it's better to be silent and thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt." The best time to shut up would have been during today's hearing. Doubling down on stupid makes you twice as stupid.
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Wade Dolphin (yes, really) @displacedhawk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Chuck Grassley making the case to elect Rob Sand in November. www.yahoo.com/news/politic...
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Chuck Grassley, oldest sitting senator, laments dying in office under a Dem governor
"I don't want a Democrat governor choosing my successor," Grassley said.
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Wade Dolphin (yes, really) @displacedhawk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's far from the worst part of the story but the Missouri Moron is screwing up my search for stories on 14 big days in Hawkeye football.
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Wade Dolphin (yes, really) @displacedhawk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Eric Schmitt isn't smart enough to be elected dog catcher let alone a United States senator. Today's GOP is the greatest collection of Keystone Kops that ever existed in real life.
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Wade Dolphin (yes, really) @displacedhawk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Why TF is Jeff Crank running ads during The Daily Show? This is not your target audience you feckless Trump lackey.
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Man's Surprised 'Dumb Huh' Face
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Mom getting the Fruit
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Wade Dolphin (yes, really) @displacedhawk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The NFL needs the team that designed the virtual 1st down marker to develop a tool that shows HQ & the TV audience where a punt goes out of bounds. If golf can track the flight of a ball, tracking a football & overlaying it on the field shouldn't be too different. Refs are guessing right now.
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Minnesota Gopher
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Wade Dolphin (yes, really) @displacedhawk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@rahlvers.bsky.social @tunaduck.bsky.social
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Hawks 101 @iahawks101.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
First time getting Iowa’d? 🤣🤣🤣
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Creighton ⚒️ @creightonote.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The video of Gary Dolphin and Pat Angerer on the final play yesterday is so funny. For a minute there Dolph thought he was going to meet god
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Wade Dolphin (yes, really) @displacedhawk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I hope once in your life your dad looks at you the way Kirk Ferentz is looking at Reece Vander Zee.
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Paul Henricksen @heypaul.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Pat liked that play at the end
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Wade Dolphin (yes, really) @displacedhawk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
@rahlvers.bsky.social
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Wade Dolphin (yes, really) @displacedhawk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Northwestern is dragging Indiana into a good old B1G West mud slog.
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Person Falling in Mud
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News to Remember @moments2remember.link · 25/09/2026
In a troubling turn of events, former NFL quarterback Tim Tebow is facing backlash from Christians who say his involvement with a controversial wealth seminar has left many followers in significant financial distress....
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Christians Outraged As Tim Tebows Wealth Seminar Leads To Devastating Debt
In a troubling turn of events, former NFL quarterback Tim Tebow is facing backlash from Christians who say his involvement with a controversial wealth seminar has left many followers in significant financial distress. Tebow, known for his inspirational messages and philanthropy, serves as a recurring keynote speaker for Life Surge, a company that hosts approximately 30 events yearly. These seminars blend worship music, Christian motivational speeches, and ambitious promises of financial rejuvenation.
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Wade Dolphin (yes, really) @displacedhawk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is another great piece by Pablo but the replies show that I'm not alone in my skepticism of Tebow's character. Performative religion always makes me wary.
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Wade Dolphin (yes, really) @displacedhawk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
SportsCenter might not be the best messenger even though they're rightfully calling out LSU for building their basketball roster through temporary restraining orders. You lose the moral high ground when your immediate commercial break includes a sports betting app and a payday loan company.
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Sportscenter Top 10 Intro Animation
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Wade Dolphin (yes, really) @displacedhawk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Another one for Chiefs fan @rahlvers.bsky.social sports.yahoo.com/articles/tra...
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Travis Kelce Praises Caitlin Clark After Special Moment with His Mom at Fever Game
Kansas City Chiefs TE Travis Kelce reacts to Indiana Fever star Caitlin Clark's moment with his mom, Donna Kelce.
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Wade Dolphin (yes, really) @displacedhawk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Need my wife to see this. @rahlvers.bsky.social www.si.com/fannation/sn...
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Andy Reid Gets Nike Caitlin 1 "Sea of Red" Before Release Day
Kansas City Chiefs coach Andy Reid was the first to receive the Nike Caitlin 1 "Sea of Red" colorway.
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Wade Dolphin (yes, really) @displacedhawk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
MAGA will henceforth officially be called Super Stupidity or SS.
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Papa Schultz in Hogan's Heroes
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Wade Dolphin (yes, really) @displacedhawk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I hope whatever Kool-aid Steve Deace is drinking is made from Iowa's cancer-causing water. He's so busy trying to "win" that he doesn't care that his party is polluting Iowa into an unliveable hell.
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Hawks 101 @iahawks101.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Many Republican Presidents, Senators, and Representatives are part of the pedophilia community. It’s terrifying.
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Wade Dolphin (yes, really) @displacedhawk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
What does the American Psychiatric Association say about people who irrationally fear things that are no threat to people like Tommy?
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Wade Dolphin (yes, really) @displacedhawk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Someone with the least bit of self-awareness would wonder why 70% of Americans (and ~98% of humans) hate him.
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Nick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Did my first proper big belly laugh in a very long time to this. Magnificent.
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Wade Dolphin (yes, really) @displacedhawk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The fat, corrupt toddler claiming someone else "demeans" the office would be funny if he wasn't so dangerous. "No matter how GREAT my Achievements, they trivialize and demean.” heathercoxrichardson.substack.com/p/september-...
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September 21, 2026
On September 18, while White House chief of staff Susie Wiles was out of town, Trump suddenly announced he was banning CNN, MS NOW, and Politico from the White House.
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Wade Dolphin (yes, really) @displacedhawk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Anyone who has any questions about which party has gone radical should review the 1956 Republican platform. Politico's article has a "well, it's not exactly the same as today's Democratic platform" tone but it's much closer than today's oligarch-owned Republican party. mynews13.com/fl/orlando/n...
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PolitiFact: Is the Republican platform from 1956 the Democrat platform of today?
PolitiFact's Truth-O-Meter rates this interesting claim from Facebook: Is the Republican platform of 1956 the Democratic platform of today?
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Wade Dolphin (yes, really) @displacedhawk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
And there it is. Kim Jong Trump is launching state TV. www.yahoo.com/news/politic...
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White House launches 'Trump TV' stream as media access row escalates
The White House launched its own online streaming channel, "Trump TV," on Monday as a dispute with major US media outlets escalated after President Donald Trump barred journalists from three organizat...
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Wade Dolphin (yes, really) @displacedhawk.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
In just a few years, Republicans will be telling everyone that Trump was never a Republican and that none of them voted for him.
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Wade Dolphin (yes, really) @displacedhawk.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Borg? I had vaccines from J&J, Pfizer and Moderna. No wonder I'm confused. They're all sending me conflicting instructions through my 5G.
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Locutus of Borg: Captain Picard Assimilated
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Wade Dolphin (yes, really) @displacedhawk.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It's be a shame if this news story got posted in Cleveland over and over along with the father-in-law's posts saying he's deathly afraid for his daughter and grandchild. www.youtube.com/watch?v=oaaY...
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3News Investigates: Deep dive into domestic violence allegations involving Rep. Max Miller
YouTube video by WKYC Channel 3
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Wade Dolphin (yes, really) @displacedhawk.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You know who else had his own side of the story and a brand on his forehead?
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Wade Dolphin (yes, really) @displacedhawk.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Remind your Texas neighbors that Ken Paxton is being bankrolled by the richest man in history. Do you think Paxton's going to work for you or do the bidding of the guy who paid for everything?
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Marc Morehouse @marcmorehouse.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Hey, remember that time I voted six times to keep the Iran war going? @joshturek4iowa.bsky.social do you need help writing ads? Here’s one: Her lips have never left the Pedo’s ass. Cartoon Trump ass with her head straight up. Monty Python-style animation. Get fucking mean, man. Make shit shocking.
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Wade Dolphin (yes, really) @displacedhawk.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
In the next 24 hours, Trump will falsely claim the "fake news outlets have promised to stop lying" and reinstate him. He can't stand being ignored.
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Glenn Close: Ignored in Fatal Attraction
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Wade Dolphin (yes, really) @displacedhawk.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"At the strong request of the military (because my 4th grade vocabulary doesn't include the word 'urging'), I have agreed to include an ammunition depot at my ex-wife Ivana's grave (someone I definitely didn't have killed)."
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Wade Dolphin (yes, really) @displacedhawk.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Can I get an amen? Denying athletes the right to unionize is simply caving to the rich & powerful again.
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Wade Dolphin (yes, really) @displacedhawk.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Trump talks about his real estate experience but he's actually a slumlord. He sees the US as his rental property. He's extracting every dime he can while the property goes to hell.
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Wade Dolphin (yes, really) @displacedhawk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
George Kittle makes me happy.
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George Kittle Touchdown for 49ers
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Wade Dolphin (yes, really) @displacedhawk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"This place sounds like a library." Can any Colorado player find any library? sports.yahoo.com/articles/col...
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Colorado: Buffaloes players caught talking trash about Northwestern crowd before losing by 34 points
Head coach Deion Sanders and the Colorado Buffaloes faced a tough setback after suffering a humiliating 41-7 blowout loss to the Northwestern Wildcats on Saturday night. Sanders did not hold back in h...
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Wade Dolphin (yes, really) @displacedhawk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
They should find some people who have a clue. My family members in small town Iowa don't drink wine, don't have a Starbucks close, are 4 hours from any stadium, drink Busch Light in the can and buy their shoes at box stores or online. Trying to convince them they're spoiled isn't going to work.
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Wade Dolphin (yes, really) @displacedhawk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Not sure intentional grounding is the right example to trigger your argument about the Bears penalties because the alternative is usually a sack. Wait a play and they'll commit a false start.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The whole play, appreciate fox removing the scorebug before he did it
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Wade Dolphin (yes, really) @displacedhawk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Desmond Howard picked UNI as his Super Dog yesterday, "...low scoring sloppy game, Herbie."
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Wade Dolphin (yes, really) @displacedhawk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"Subscribe to my OnlyFans account "
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