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Lo, Rich Times (the eep enjoyer) @chrismelito.com · 02/10/2026

Hey, so it turns out I can't watch dramatic television re-enactments of smart ass white guys having a myocardial infarction and interacting with hospital staff. Who knew!?

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Lo, Rich Times (the eep enjoyer) @chrismelito.com · 01/10/2026

The only problem with this is that vagina dentata is less spooky than the utter horror of eating candy corn

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jenny (phire) @phirephoenix.com · 29/09/2026

I gave a talk last week about tech billionaires (we really don't like them) and how to fight them (labour organizing, it's always labour organizing). Come take a 9-minute break from producing shareholder value and watch! Thanks to @thewalrus.ca for inviting me for #WalrusTalks 🍁

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Jenny Zhang: Workers Can Take Back Tech

YouTube video by The Walrus

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Lo, Rich Times (the eep enjoyer) @chrismelito.com · 28/09/2026

What comes with this is that dudes have to also not respond to this behaviour with "you're just white-knighting" or "stop being performative to score points." Fuck those guys. Call out bigotry where you see it, even if you're going to get push-back from peers who benefit from the status quo

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Lo, Rich Times (the eep enjoyer) @chrismelito.com · 28/09/2026

What's still wild to me is that Toronto bike lanes kinda suck, are not sufficiently safe enough, and could/should be so much better, but they're being torn out not to improve them but because an egotistical baby doesn't want cyclists to have lanes at all

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Lo, Rich Times (the eep enjoyer) @chrismelito.com · 28/09/2026

The best deus ex machina in the history of fiction is Life of Brian when the aliens save the messiah (he's not the Messiah! He's a naughty boy!) from falling to his death

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Specter177🐊 @specter177.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

My rocket engineer told me the ocean keep eating his rockets so I asked how many rockets he has and he said he just goes to the Starbase and gets a new rocket afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding rockets to the ocean and then his CEO started crying.

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Lo, Rich Times (the eep enjoyer) @chrismelito.com · 28/09/2026

Apparently there's a song I'm meant to have heard? Does anyone mind if instead of that I just listen to Warm Sound by Zero 7 and Mozez another few hundred times?

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Lo, Rich Times (the eep enjoyer) @chrismelito.com · 27/09/2026

This is a fourteenth thing that is stupid and I love it

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Lo, Rich Times (the eep enjoyer) @chrismelito.com · 25/09/2026

You gotta give it to Porsche for the 911. It's always a great car. Every one. Are some better than others? Of course! I'd rather have a RUF CTR Yellowbird than a 996, but it's not like I'd be crying if I had a 996. Good job, you German bastards

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Lo, Rich Times (the eep enjoyer) @chrismelito.com · 25/09/2026

Just as "the war on Christmas" was actually Christian supremacists making war on anyone who didn't want to celebrate Christmas, "the war on cars," is actually a bunch of bougie fascists making war on anyone who just doesn't want to use cars

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Lo, Rich Times (the eep enjoyer) @chrismelito.com · 24/09/2026

I always forget Joey Pants is in Goonies

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Lo, Rich Times (the eep enjoyer) @chrismelito.com · 23/09/2026

He’s just so stupid. He is so breathtakingly stupid that the above statement is all it takes for every person reading this to know exactly who I’m talking about. Yes, folks, it's Peregrin Took

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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

It’s very simple. A reality TV host became dictator because he turned down a role for Sharknado 4 and that’s why the king of outer space, who cheats at Diablo, got to kill Africa. Now the economy is controlled by a sex cult that has something to do with Harry Potter fanfic because of robots.

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mechanical twerk @ruhee.ca · 18/09/2026

My band @survivalclubtheband.com is hitting the road next week for 6 shows in Ontario and Québec, supporting the Honest Heart Collective. Here's where and when you can see us! 09/24 Sudbury 09/25 Ottawa 09/26 Kingston 09/27 Montréal 10/01 London 10/02 Toronto It would be awesome to see you there!

Honest Heart Collective tour dates (the important ones are in the post text)

Five-piece band Survival Club in fall clothing sitting on a concrete skate jump thing (don't @ me I don't know)

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Lo, Rich Times (the eep enjoyer) @chrismelito.com · 20/09/2026

There are no activists calling for recognition of OJ. That's not activist behavior. Activists don't honour people who murder their wife and another dude

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Lo, Rich Times (the eep enjoyer) @chrismelito.com · 20/09/2026

Just saw the North American premiere of @manmademoon.bsky.social's Rogue Trooper at TIFF Midnight Madness. Tremendously fun and had me sitting on the edge of my seat to see what was coming next. Fabulous!

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Lo, Rich Times (the eep enjoyer) @chrismelito.com · 20/09/2026

Apparently it's Batman Day? So I'll leave you with this absolute banger of Bob Kane's epitaph. Full text in the image alt text. Clue: it's worth the read 😁

GOD bestowed a dream upon Bob Kane. Blessed with divine inspiration and a rich imagination, Bob created a legacy known as BATMAN. Introduced in a May 1939 comic book, Batman grew from a tiny acorn into an American Icon. A 'HAND OF GOD creation, Batman and his world personality the eternal struggle of good versus evil, with GOD's laws prevailing in the end. Bob Kane, Bruce Wayne, Batman-- they are one and the same. Bob infused his dual identity character with his own attributes: goodness, kindness, compassion, sensitivity, generosity, intelligence, integrity, courage, purity of spirit, and a love of all mankind. Batman is known as the "Dark Knight", but through his deeds he walks in the Light of a Higher Power, as did his creator-- Bob Kane! Beloved Husband, Father, Grandfather in Loving Memory.

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Lo, Rich Times (the eep enjoyer) @chrismelito.com · 20/09/2026

Ooh ee ooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang?

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BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

A good trend for Brendan to model would be to stop shilling for Hasbro’s mediocre neofeudal power fantasy and instead to promote one (or several) of the dozens of indie TTRPGs specifically designed to critique the power dynamics he claims to be worries about

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Lo, Rich Times (the eep enjoyer) @chrismelito.com · 18/09/2026

Given the number of countries where Taskmaster has been spun out to, and the cultural and economic benefits to the UK and colonies, it's not unreasonable to assume that we might be uttering the phrase Sir Little Alex Horne one day soon @alexhorne.bsky.social @taskmaster.tv

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Lo, Rich Times (the eep enjoyer) @chrismelito.com · 17/09/2026

There's a lot of noise around my hatred for Waluigi. People are saying things like "unhinged," "obsessive," and "what is wrong with you?" But none of those people know this: the creator Waluigi, one Fumihide Aoki, doesn't even have his own Wikipedia page. Take that!

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Lo, Rich Times (the eep enjoyer) @chrismelito.com · 17/09/2026

I think we should get everyone in the world to run in the opposite direction of the earth's spin at the same time. Something cool might happen

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Lo, Rich Times (the eep enjoyer) @chrismelito.com · 16/09/2026

King Gizzard & the Lizard Wizard is not the correct music to listen to while cutting down a tree

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Lo, Rich Times (the eep enjoyer) @chrismelito.com · 16/09/2026

Million $ idea. Every time I consume a LOTR meme dump on imgur it always makes me want to watch the movies again. It even kinda makes me want to watch the Hobbit movies or maybe that television show? So I guess what I'm saying is, the LOTR people should provide multimedia materials for memers to use

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Lo, Rich Times (the eep enjoyer) @chrismelito.com · 15/09/2026

One thing you can say about Mitch McConnell is that he is alive. That is a thing you sure can say. It has way less meaning than it does for anyone else, but you sure can say it

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Lo, Rich Times (the eep enjoyer) @chrismelito.com · 15/09/2026

Between Homestar Runner and South Park, I don't think I've pronounced the word "job" correctly in more than 25 years

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Lo, Rich Times (the eep enjoyer) @chrismelito.com · 14/09/2026

If you're trying to convince other people to have children, consider how fucking creepy that is. If you are doing it for "the birthrate is falling" reasons, please consider how systemically creepy that is

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Lo, Rich Times (the eep enjoyer) @chrismelito.com · 14/09/2026

What I find most galling about this is that the stadium owners believe their political leanings are more important than the artists who perform and fans (presumably who generally share the beliefs of the artists) who visit their properties. The self-centered arrogance is astounding

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Lo, Rich Times (the eep enjoyer) @chrismelito.com · 14/09/2026

I cannot stress this enough. "Breaking News" is not just something that is happening now. It is something that is happening now, that is of immediate importance to a significant portion of the population, and will have a lasting effect. The opening of a new yoga spa does not qualify

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Lo, Rich Times (the eep enjoyer) @chrismelito.com · 13/09/2026

This is a thirteen thing that is stupid and I love it

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Lo, Rich Times (the eep enjoyer) @chrismelito.com · 13/09/2026

I just watched Flow (2024) and I think anyone who can make animation that good should be handsomely rewarded. But also anyone who can make animation that heart-wrenching should be punished accordingly

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Lo, Rich Times (the eep enjoyer) @chrismelito.com · 10/09/2026

One day my problem solving genius (derogatory, based on pure spite to dominate recalcitrant technology) will be adequately recognized and rewarded

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Lo, Rich Times (the eep enjoyer) @chrismelito.com · 09/09/2026

You people think Mitch McConnell is dead or incapacitated. You should be ashamed if yourselves. He's actually going back to his hometown this Christmas to fall in love with his high school sweetheart smh

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Lo, Rich Times (the eep enjoyer) @chrismelito.com · 05/09/2026

It's going to be hard to be a Raptors fan this year. Either Kawhi will be healthy & they'll be good & I'll feel bad because he should have actually been punished for his fraudulent behaviour. Or he'll be injured & they'll suck & it won't matter that he wasn't punished for his fraudulent behaviour

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Lo, Rich Times (the eep enjoyer) @chrismelito.com · 02/09/2026

Yeah yeah, get rid of the bike lanes. Let's go back to the halcyon days when Bloor was two speedy lanes of well behaved mixed traffic that was safe for cyclists, because that is a true thing that existed in the city of Toronto, Ontario, Canada

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Lo, Rich Times (the eep enjoyer) @chrismelito.com · 01/09/2026

I have no idea if Kroenke will be any better an owner than Moreno, but you gotta be happy with the possibilities if you're an Angels fan. It can't be more pathetic than it is now, right?

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Lo, Rich Times (the eep enjoyer) @chrismelito.com · 30/08/2026

Is The Chair Company a very long series of Tim Robinson sketches wended together by a single plot? It seems to be. This is not a complaint, merely an observation. This is a very funny show

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Lo, Rich Times (the eep enjoyer) @chrismelito.com · 30/08/2026

Just saw a pair of "large-handed embroidery scissors" and thought this is something Deborah would make fun of Ava about

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Lo, Rich Times (the eep enjoyer) @chrismelito.com · 29/08/2026

Basically done! I hate the old trim, so that'll get replaced, and maybe some veneer for the front edge of the bench top

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Lo, Rich Times (the eep enjoyer) @chrismelito.com · 27/08/2026

NEW CLOSET JUST DROPPED! Previous owner's awful "cabinet" (which used a plastic shelving unit as a structural piece) replaced with this new coat closet. All part of the stupid yet necessary renovations since the flood. Still needs doors and some trim. Did I mention I hate framing?

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Lo, Rich Times (the eep enjoyer) @chrismelito.com · 26/08/2026

A satanic mechanic? No thank you. Just a regular mechanic for me

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Lo, Rich Times (the eep enjoyer) @chrismelito.com · 26/08/2026

This is a twelfth thing that is stupid and I love it

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Lo, Rich Times (the eep enjoyer) @chrismelito.com · 26/08/2026

@wnba.com I will never go to one of your games, or an @nba.com game ever again until you ban Enes Kanter Freedom from all venues. Frankly, I wouldn't feel safe knowing he might be there, and neither would the players. Please actually do something!

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jenny (phire) @phirephoenix.com · 25/08/2026

I do think it’s wonderfully clarifying that when a beloved public figure dies who inspires genuine grief across generations and subcultures, 99 times out of 100 they were an artist. be kind, make art.

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Lo, Rich Times (the eep enjoyer) @chrismelito.com · 25/08/2026

You can add framing to the list of DIY jobs I fucking hate

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Lo, Rich Times (the eep enjoyer) @chrismelito.com · 25/08/2026

Whenever I see that Starbucks is shitting its pants about the union I always think of the war on Christmas. Yeah, I'm really worried about Christmas and Starbucks not being able to make it in this topsy turvy world 🤨. Grow the fuck up

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Lo, Rich Times (the eep enjoyer) @chrismelito.com · 25/08/2026

You know how Bourdain said he was a "trailer park cheeseburger slut" or something like that? It me, but "shitty bakery pizza bun."

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