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(Not the penguin) Definitely thinking about cheese #sensualbaseball enthusiast “VERY ILLANNOYING” Retire #27 (he/him)

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Christian! @likechristianb.bsky.social · 22m
“Check out my fat ass”
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Christian! @likechristianb.bsky.social · 47m
“choked up on the knob” #sensualbaseball
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Christian! @likechristianb.bsky.social · 1h
Tom Verducci lurking behind Pat Murphy like the It Follows demon
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Christian! @likechristianb.bsky.social · 1h
Jackson Chourio: good at baseball
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Christian! @likechristianb.bsky.social · 1h
If you don’t want the Dodgers to come out of the NL, you probably want the Padres to win this series. I don’t think anyone can beat LA, but the Padres probably have the best chance purely due to the fact they genuinely hate those fuckers
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Christian! @likechristianb.bsky.social · 1h
Local stingray in great mood: the water is nice and warm and his flappy parts feel very flappy indeed
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Christian! @likechristianb.bsky.social · 1h
Imagine logging onto X, the Nazi CSAM app, and telling the Pope to shut the fuck up
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Christian! @likechristianb.bsky.social · 1h
Potato are my favorite guy
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Christian! @likechristianb.bsky.social · 1h
You ever get so excited you kick your QB in the nuts?
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Christian! @likechristianb.bsky.social · 1h
“Look you hate these assholes and so do I. Vote for them anyway”
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Christian! @likechristianb.bsky.social · 1h
This is a good Bluesky joke
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 11h
JRR Tolkien: You paint that picture of the key scene from the Two Towers where Frodo and Sam fight Gollum? Donato Giancola: Sure did, Ron, real fuckin' sexy just like you asked. JRRT: What.
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Christian! @likechristianb.bsky.social · 2h
Don’t touch that thermostat!
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Christian! @likechristianb.bsky.social · 3h
This is Drinkwitz’s biggest win for Mizzou ever right? He finally won “a big one”
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Christian! @likechristianb.bsky.social · 3h
That went more or less how I expected it to go
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Christian! @likechristianb.bsky.social · 3h
The Mizzou score is WHAT
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Christian! @likechristianb.bsky.social · 5h
I can’t believe she’s going to lose her job due to her political views
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spooky rachel @introspectre.online · 7h
me whenever i repost my own posts
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Christian! @likechristianb.bsky.social · 6h
“Sure it’s rape but it’s also a good learning experience for the rapist who will then know never to do that again”
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Christian! @likechristianb.bsky.social · 6h
I’m enough of a whore that I would get this for A) the food itself and B) the hard plastic souvenir glove-shaped bowl
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Christian! @likechristianb.bsky.social · 6h
How yall feeling about a Braves bullpen game against Tarik Skubal and the Dodgers?
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Christian! @likechristianb.bsky.social · 6h
Grant Taylor, huh
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Christian! @likechristianb.bsky.social · 6h
Made it home just in time for the bottom of the ninth so if the Sox screw this up, that’s on me everyone
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you @bravesgoms.bsky.social · 11h
There's actually gambling advice scrolling across the bottom when they are or are not giving gambling advice. Then they go to gambling commercials before returning to gambling advice.
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Christian! @likechristianb.bsky.social · 13h
The small Penguins fan happy it happened on her birthday is the best part lol
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Christian! @likechristianb.bsky.social · 13h
This is why we yearn for him to have hoes
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Christian! @likechristianb.bsky.social · 14h
Solid chance all four division series are 1-0 after today
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Christian! @likechristianb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Go tug yourself Bob Kraft
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Christian! @likechristianb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’ve seen enough, 84-0-0
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Christian! @likechristianb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
IMO, let’s go Blues
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Christian! @likechristianb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Harper and Schwarber are fine. Nola was bad but there’s still hope for a bounce back “What about Trea Turner?” I said what I said
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ladies and gentlemen, the weekend 😌 @craigweekends.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Forgot all about this guy. What a fuckin lad
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Christian! @likechristianb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I will say there could be more movement on getting people on board with AI if the people pushing it hardest weren’t the absolute worst of society
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Christian! @likechristianb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yankees/White Sox/Dodgers/Padres. Take that to the bank
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Christian! @likechristianb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Phillies announced Mattingly will not be back as manager in a “mutual” decision. Dave Dombrowski has pledged to interview a wide variety of candidates to replace him, from Alex Cora to Alex Cora
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Christian! @likechristianb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
She’s got that “if I start speaking I’ll probably lose my job” look
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Christian! @likechristianb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“The US should not have to suffer the consequences of the US’s actions” is just the global version of the conservative mindset “I can do whatever I want and no one is allowed to be mad about it”
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Christian! @likechristianb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
To be clear, CBS Sports didn’t make some sort of moral judgment on what Tony Romo did. They simply wanted to get out of a terrible contract they gave him, and Romo gave them an opportunity to do so
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Dustin A. Chacón @lingdustin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've heard people make claims that AI would lead to a new Renaissance, but I didn't imagine it'd happen like this:
Screenshot of a Tweet from Pope Leo XIV. It reads: 

"In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgen to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack the spark of humanity. For this reason, the Church wishes to renew an alliance with artists and cultural institutions to safeguard our humanity."
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Dylan @dyl057.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's always striking to watch someone discovering that there are sincere religious people who operate under a completely different ethical and philosophical calculus.
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Christian! @likechristianb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Look I know my Philly people are bummed today but at least Tony Romo is out of a job now
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Christian! @likechristianb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I, too, am a creative-first ho
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Christian! @likechristianb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“Deshaun Watson has really turned himself around” oh you mean he’s owned up to his actions and has been taking meaningful steps to address them and help others moving forward? “Oh gosh no he’s just good at football again. You know, the important thing”
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Christian! @likechristianb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"But the stuff that he's gone through, you have to take your hat off to him and say wow, because he looks fantastic." Tony Gonzalez can fuck right off with that shit.
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Christian! @likechristianb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It’s a very top heavy and older roster. They definitely need to reinvent things if they want to get back to serious contention
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Christian! @likechristianb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Live look at the Phillies
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Mosbank Isbanky
Alt: Window closing
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Christian! @likechristianb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Idiot
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Christian! @likechristianb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Bryce is already checked out
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Christian! @likechristianb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Wow that’s really really bad. Herbstreit especially
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