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Cohost of the solis report with devin mcintyre. Ja, lebron, anti-chargers, calico cats, driving with the top down. the menswear guy™ of bluesky

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𝑺🏀𝑳𝑰𝑺 @solisreport.com · 56m
Is this some kind of fuckin joke
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Arif Hasan, but NFL🔨⚒️🛠️ @arif.bsky.social · 3h
Wrote a piece for the Guardian Jameis Winston is now the New York Giants’ starter. He’s far from a goofball hero www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/s...
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Jameis Winston is now the New York Giants’ starter. He’s far from a goofball hero though
The quarterback is widely adored on and off the field. Whether he deserves the public spotlight is another question
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𝑺🏀𝑳𝑰𝑺 @solisreport.com · 15h
For the first time in baseball history, fans are experiencing what is being called “fernandomania” !!!
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 15h
Pat was visibly mad about my Case Keenum take today. youtu.be/SIiDYgKq7oY?...
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Eagles, Bucs, Chargers panic meter + Achane done for season | Rotoworld Football Show (FULL SHOW
YouTube video by NFL on NBC
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The Cavalcade Of Asshats Murders Civilians For Sport @mers0274.bsky.social · 18h
'Dres in 2
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𝑺🏀𝑳𝑰𝑺 @solisreport.com · 22h
crazy twist but im not surprised tbh
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𝑺🏀𝑳𝑰𝑺 @solisreport.com · 29/09/2026
i am this close to cursing the giants worse than my fandom already has cursed them
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
First: Tremendous picture here. Second: Chargers are 27th in neutral pass rate over expected through Week 3. They're committing to a run game that doesn't exist (Omarion Hampton is and always has been bad). You're basically conceding the game if you continue on like this.
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devin mcintyre @devinmcintyre.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
bears getting hit with more unfortunate elbows than a henchman in tony jaa movie send tweet
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𝑺🏀𝑳𝑰𝑺 @solisreport.com · 29/09/2026
he coulda gone down the matthew rhys path but chargers make ya weird lookin, can't be helped
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Davis Nguyen @davisnguyentmn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@solisreport.com
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𝑺🏀𝑳𝑰𝑺 @solisreport.com · 28/09/2026
I gave in and started Lanterns, which feels like Men in Black meets true detective season 1. Highly engaging and entertaining and the best DC product since dark knight
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𝑺🏀𝑳𝑰𝑺 @solisreport.com · 28/09/2026
@bransonreese.bsky.social maybe one for the mailbag - it really seems like Noel has paid for sex before, and that Swanboy knows about it, and even what it costs. And I don't mean in the way "everyone pays for sex," I mean the real deal. If so what kind of sex workers does noel like
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𝑺🏀𝑳𝑰𝑺 @solisreport.com · 28/09/2026
i know we're all done with the NYT top 100 shows but any time you're ranking shows or movies or anything I think you should probably have separate lists for "prestige" and "comedy." there are ways in which Superbad is better than the Godfather but why even put yourself in a position to explain
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𝑺🏀𝑳𝑰𝑺 @solisreport.com · 28/09/2026
like a polar bear in the desert, just makes no sense to me
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Jeff "First Place Enjoyer" Krisko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
RT if your favorite team is 3-0
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𝑺🏀𝑳𝑰𝑺 @solisreport.com · 27/09/2026
This is the only thing anyone posted about the chargers on all of bluesky today. Has everyone just come around to them being the worst team in the league, this season and for all time ?
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𝑺🏀𝑳𝑰𝑺 @solisreport.com · 27/09/2026
Prolly should just pin this
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𝑺🏀𝑳𝑰𝑺 @solisreport.com · 26/09/2026
BREAKING: local oaf picks hapless bolts to beat marauding bills at home
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𝑺🏀𝑳𝑰𝑺 @solisreport.com · 25/09/2026
Cam skattebo, who is for sure a moron, with a surprisingly tender and endearing ad for dog food. I saw it and I was sure he was going to eat the dog food but instead it was this sweet thing.
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𝑺🏀𝑳𝑰𝑺 @solisreport.com · 25/09/2026
this take was wrong but in the other direction lmao. herbert does suck but mcdaniel actually helped everyone realize it
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𝑺🏀𝑳𝑰𝑺 @solisreport.com · 24/09/2026
And yet Justin Herbert is allowed to do his signature "pounding beers" pose because of his wife??? just kidding he has never celebrated a touchdown because he has never thrown one
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𝑺🏀𝑳𝑰𝑺 @solisreport.com · 23/09/2026
that's right son, and we'll be a family again when the angels win the pennant
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Karl Safchick @karlsafchick.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Question: Does it get any whiter than a white kid named Cade born post-2000? *Will Levis crashes through a wall Kool-Aid Man style with a half-keg of mayonnaise*
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𝑺🏀𝑳𝑰𝑺 @solisreport.com · 23/09/2026
look out "cade klubnik" there is a new qb2 on the new york jets and he's got a chip on his shoulder and he stinks of mayonnaise
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𝑺🏀𝑳𝑰𝑺 @solisreport.com · 23/09/2026
Don't worry giants fans i will NEVER stop rooting for MY new york FOOTBALL GIANTS!
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taxingainteasy @taxingainteasy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This man is really Landslide posting about Jaxson Dart
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Big Mommy Drix 🏳️‍⚧️ @bddrix.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
SKATTEBO: Skatt want 40 carries MATT NAGY: Cam that’s not a reasonable allocation of touches SKATTEBO: Jealousy coordinator
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𝑺🏀𝑳𝑰𝑺 @solisreport.com · 23/09/2026
Fuckin killlll meeeeee
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𝑺🏀𝑳𝑰𝑺 @solisreport.com · 23/09/2026
@baybayfriend.bsky.social so far I think there are four voters who want to see grassy brandishing a gun and doing swears, and honestly I would have expected twenty-to-fifty thousand times that amount
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𝑺🏀𝑳𝑰𝑺 @solisreport.com · 23/09/2026
me when someone gets me a bundt cake for my birthday but its lemon:
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𝑺🏀𝑳𝑰𝑺 @solisreport.com · 23/09/2026
Work late just to sing in the empty parking garage (joji - glimpse of us)
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𝑺🏀𝑳𝑰𝑺 @solisreport.com · 23/09/2026
This is about right (sopranos ineligible)
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𝑺🏀𝑳𝑰𝑺 @solisreport.com · 22/09/2026
My work league commish scolded me for having an inactive player in my lineup last week. I checked and he was referring to Marvin Harrison jr
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𝑺🏀𝑳𝑰𝑺 @solisreport.com · 22/09/2026
Finally an article for me !!!
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𝑺🏀𝑳𝑰𝑺 @solisreport.com · 22/09/2026
There was no article, just a photo of @dennycarter.bsky.social holding a realistic looking bazooka 🤷‍♀️
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𝑺🏀𝑳𝑰𝑺 @solisreport.com · 22/09/2026
Every week 2 is like this
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𝑺🏀𝑳𝑰𝑺 @solisreport.com · 22/09/2026
Dart spoke at a trump rally, Jameis is a credibly accused rapist - like hold your applause you morons lol
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𝑺🏀𝑳𝑰𝑺 @solisreport.com · 22/09/2026
people are sending me this privately like i'd be happy about this. LISTEN Yes I put a blood curse or hatespell on this team. But that doesn't mean i am the kind of guy to relish in an injury even if the injuries and the severity and timing of them are proof positive of the efficacy of my spell!
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Kailia's Big Grin on Toddlers and Tiaras
ALT: Kailia's Big Grin on Toddlers and Tiaras
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Davis Nguyen @davisnguyentmn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Chargers might have one more game until they are disbanded, if history repeats itself
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𝑺🏀𝑳𝑰𝑺 @solisreport.com · 21/09/2026
The MEDIA said the chargers were Super Bowl bound but so far instead they are statistically the worst team in a hundred years
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𝑺🏀𝑳𝑰𝑺 @solisreport.com · 21/09/2026
My wife had never seen terminator 2 judgement day - so we watched it and T1. T2 in particular has major reacher vibes although reacher would probably have defeated the t1000 with punches or his desert eagle.
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𝑺🏀𝑳𝑰𝑺 @solisreport.com · 21/09/2026
If you are reading this, the chargers are either in last place or tied for last place in the afc west 😤
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𝑺🏀𝑳𝑰𝑺 @solisreport.com · 21/09/2026
Looks like mahomes missed deforest for detrees
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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Sweet Georgia Brown the Chargers stink
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Josh ADHD @joshadhd.com · 20/09/2026
cc @solisreport.com
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Patrick Daugherty @rotopat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The Chargers do not Honor God or Respect Nature
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𝑺🏀𝑳𝑰𝑺 @solisreport.com · 20/09/2026
For me, a Jerry Jeudy guy, the old “lamb or jeudy” debate is still unsettled, I imagine you all feel the same way or are otherwise staunchly in the jeudy camp
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𝑺🏀𝑳𝑰𝑺 @solisreport.com · 20/09/2026
The announcers said the bears had to go to Rome Odunze or the TE Loveland but bagent cannot be put in a box and divined the rare third choice
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𝑺🏀𝑳𝑰𝑺 @solisreport.com · 20/09/2026
I once again have saquon everywhere and I deserve whatever happens to me
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