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Chris Kamler

@chriskamler.bsky.social
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Author. Broadcaster. Cyberman. Announcer. Suckin on a chili dog outside the Tasty Freeze. chriskamler.com 📍Kansas City ESTJ

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Chris Kamler @chriskamler.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Chris Kamler @chriskamler.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Mahomes.
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Chris Kamler @chriskamler.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight Nor’easter deez nutz
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Chris Kamler @chriskamler.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Drop something MESSY
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Chris Kamler @chriskamler.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
We just had a reply-all email storm at work. Like it's 2003 all over again. People really are stupid.
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🏳️‍🌈⭐️⚽️🦉Mike Vamosi👑⚾️⭐️ 🏳️‍⚧️ @mikevmos.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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I Think You Should Leave Hot Dog Suspect
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Chris Kamler @chriskamler.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I’ve got a shit ton of money if you take out my rent and my utilities and my food bill.
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Chris Kamler @chriskamler.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Music to my ears.
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Chris Kamler @chriskamler.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
W.
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Chris Kamler @chriskamler.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Mahomes.
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Chris Kamler @chriskamler.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Thanks for nothing, CJ.
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Chris Kamler @chriskamler.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Kansas City Northland Businesses: I'm the play by play announcer for KSMO and Fountain City Sports Network's High School Showdown on fridays. It's a really great presentation of High School Football. On September 25 and October 2, we're coming to the Northland. 1/2
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Chris Kamler @chriskamler.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Olathe! The only city in America sponsored by the Honda CR-V.
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Chris Kamler @chriskamler.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Fifth straight. MIZ
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Chris Kamler @chriskamler.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
So many Kansas flags in Olathe being hastily replaced with Chiefs flags right now…
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Chris Kamler @chriskamler.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
M I Z
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Chris Kamler @chriskamler.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Who among us hasn’t buttered our own bagel on the highway?
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Chris Kamler @chriskamler.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Ok. So. Let me get this straight. We have the clock and then the other clock? Is that what the Big Ten expects us to believe? I don't have a dog in the fight but I can sure smell bullshit from a mile away. And Michigan still had to execute on that last play. But good gravy that's hard to swallow.
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Chris Kamler @chriskamler.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
So help me god if he goes before you know who goes you might as well just shut it all down.
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Chris Kamler @chriskamler.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Well that aged poorly.
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Chris Kamler @chriskamler.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
lol Michigan
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Chris Kamler @chriskamler.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
My mom just bought about $150 of BBQ from Slaps, so if you need me, I’ll be dead soon.
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Chris Kamler @chriskamler.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Awful situation. My prayers to the Jewell community.
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Chris Kamler @chriskamler.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Tune in tonight on KSMO TV62 and watch.fnt.city as Blue Springs South travels to the State Champion Lee's Summit Tigers to kick off our high school football coverage! Myself and Brennen Knabe on the call!
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Nick Varga @karaoke-god.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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Chris Kamler @chriskamler.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I’m calling football on TV tomorrow. It’s a big step for me and I had an idea Monday that we needed some sort of traveling trophy we can take from week to week. One 20 pound door, a $250 cricut and 30 man-hours later, I present you the LOCKED IN Player of the Game. Kid will sign next to his game.
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Chris Kamler @chriskamler.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Uhhhhhh Royals?
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Chris Kamler @chriskamler.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
My sextale is called… (let your predictive text finish the sentence.) My sextape is called “the first line and I am the second one.”
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Chris Kamler @chriskamler.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
This is not an AI Burrito skeet.
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95Sports @95sports.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
No, no, I have grace from @chriskamler.bsky.social - (read his book, Paulie's Pizza, cheap pop, thumbs up) I can go to Kansas City. Say, did I ever tell you what happened in Super Bowl LIX?
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Russ @russsayin.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
To all 12 of the people that follow me AND reply, let me tell you guys and gals how good this book is. Really is the kind of book that was hard to put down. The form and function makes this a “must read”. #ZOU
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Chris Kamler @chriskamler.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I’m out on vacation this week, but don’t let the buzz on Paulie’s Pizza fall! 26 5⭐️ reviews. “Couldn’t put it down” “Laughed every page” Available in ebook, hard cover, paperback and Audiobook a.co/d/0bLar451
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Paulie's Pizza: A Summer of Friends, First Loves, Fast Money, and Fatal Decisions
Amazon.com: Paulie's Pizza: A Summer of Friends, First Loves, Fast Money, and Fatal Decisions eBook : Kamler, Chris: Kindle Store
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Chris Kamler @chriskamler.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
It was great to see you today man!!
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Chris Kamler @chriskamler.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Hey Kansas City - I am an independent author who just published my first novel about a kid who gets his first automobile, his first job, his first love, and his first run-in with the mob. It's called Paulie's Pizza and I'm having a book signing tonight at Minsky's Pizza in River Market. 6-9pm.
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Chris Kamler @chriskamler.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Have self-confidence, they said. Write a novel, they said. Go all-in because you know it’s a winner and nobody is going to bet on yourself except you, they said. Now I’m sitting here surrounded by all this and just sick to my stomach. That’s normal, right?
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Chris Kamler @chriskamler.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
THIS FRIDAY - Pizza. Books. Me. Book Launch Party for Paulie's Pizza at Minsky's in City Market from 6 to 9 pm. I'll have books, VIP kits, past books, and pizza! Come by and say hello. www.facebook.com/share/1Pvv1A...
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Chris Kamler @chriskamler.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
My book is officially live in all Amazon stores, Kindle Unlimited and Audible & Spotify Audiobook. If you enjoy nostalgia, coming-of-age stories and a little mob crime - Paulie's Pizza is about a kid who gets a job delivering pizzas for the mob. www.amazon.com/dp/B0H42J2F8R
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Chris Kamler @chriskamler.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I promise I'll get back to sports talk and fart jokes soon enough, but it's a big week for me with the official launch of my novel, Paulie's Pizza. You can get all the information you want about it from my newsletter. subscribe.chriskamler.com. Book. Launch Party. Etc!!
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Chris Kamler @chriskamler.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Here’s my third KC Pizza Tour - this time at highly requested Caddy Shack. Paulie’s Pizza is out NOW. pauliespizza.chriskamler.com
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Chris Kamler @chriskamler.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
#HEYHEYHEYHEY (did i do it rite?)
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Chris Kamler @chriskamler.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
One week ago, Paulie's Pizza launched. Since then, it's reached Amazon's Top 100 in two categories, earned 14 five-star Amazon reviews, and readers have started sharing reviews like this one. Thank you to everyone who has read it, reviewed it, or told a friend about it. pauliespizza.chriskamler.com
Paulie's Pizza - Top 100 in Two Amazon Categories in its first week.
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Chris Kamler @chriskamler.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Apparently there is something called “Suburban Fiction” and yaboi is in The top 50!!! Pauliespizza.chriskamler.com
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Chris Kamler @chriskamler.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Paulie's Pizza is now available at Amazon.com AND the Audiobook is on Spotify!! Plus, we announced a launch party for August 14! Want all the details?? Subscribe to my newsletter which comes out later today!! subscribe.chriskamler.com #BookSky #AuthorSky #KansasCity #ComingOfAge
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Chris Kamler @chriskamler.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Two weeks from tonight, come launch a book with me. And also eat pizza. Paulies Pizza is finally out! August 14. 6-9 at Minskys City Market. First 🍕 Slice is on me!
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Chris Kamler @chriskamler.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I joined a comedy show at Hillsiders in KCK last night -- Thanks to Comedy Inflation for having me out! Did a brief book reading from my new book, Paulie's Pizza - coming out early next month!! Wanna know more? subscribe.chriskamler.com (Sorry, Bsky cuts it off at 3:00)
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Chris Kamler @chriskamler.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
JUST ANNOUNCED - I will be reading an excerpt from my new book, Paulie's Pizza, Wednesday, July 22 at 7pm, just prior to the Comedy Inflation show at Hillsiders - hosted by Jon Schieszer. - Come out!!
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Chris Kamler @chriskamler.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Paulie’s Pizza Audiobook Loading……………. #booksky
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assbutt @nasboat.org · 18/07/2026
England A&M looking great out there
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Chris Kamler @chriskamler.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
And now it’s all gone mad.
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Chris Kamler @chriskamler.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Damn, Brits…
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The Simpsons: Stop, Stop! He's Already Dead
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