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Zack Stovall

@zstovall.bsky.social
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New York, NY. Strong like tractor. Smart like bull. Comedy things. #zackstovART

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the right's crippling lack of ball knowledge strikes again
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Will Leitch @williamfleitch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
For @theathletic.com, I wrote a long piece about how college football fans are now expected to act like loyal, fawning, compliant ATMs ... or else. www.nytimes.com/athletic/761...
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Who gets blamed when college football teams lose now? You, the fans (Gift Article)
The solution to every problem in college football and basketball these days? Ask fans for more money. And Congress can't change that.
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
it's weird that ai got too dangerous to keep advancing right around the time money got more expensive to borrow
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Kevin Fishbain @kfishbain.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
“Breaking In with Kevin Fishbain” episode 74 Guest: @edsbs.bsky.social What better way to celebrate the start of college football season than by listening to Spencer Hall’s origin story?
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Episode 74: Spencer Hall, college football at Channel 6 and the "Shutdown Fullcast"
YouTube video by Breaking In With Kevin Fishbain
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
it's wild how republicans will be like "governing is bad, also elect me to govern you" and people do and they put their promise into practice and don't govern, run everything off a cliff, bankrupt everyone, light the world on fire, and after a while people forget about that and let them do it again
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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
God, Space Ghost was so good
Space Ghost saying “well, it’s time for me to die” followed 3 panels later by “this isn’t so bad”
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Brooklyn! Tonight I'm doing a whole bunch of new jokes along with friend Myq Kaplan, Janesh Rahlan, Maddie Connors, and Rima Parikh! I'd love to see you there!
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Josh Gondelman: What's New?
Josh Gondelman: What's New? - Thursday, August 27 - 7:00pm Doors / 7:30pm Show
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Zack Stovall @zstovall.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
espn is always showing me this person as though i really need to know what his opinion is about anything regarding sports or anything else why is that
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Roby Bhattacharyya @roby-b.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
To underscore why this is especially awful for those who may not know, the measles vaccine is usually given at 12 months. Newborns rely on community immunity to prevent exposure, which until recently we have had in the US. This quite literally could be anyone's newborn. None of this had to happen.
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
It actually and obviously has never been harder. This is the exact opposite of the truth. The grift has reached its terminus point.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Queen greatest hits
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Zack Stovall @zstovall.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
why does anybody at LSU care who has the number 5 it belongs to one man and one man only, Darren Deon McFadden: www.youtube.com/watch?v=te6h...
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Darren McFadden vs. LSU 2007
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r o o @jakepaulsartre.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
"Bluesky is dying" bro you're talking about a website full of 38 year olds who have fringe political beliefs and listen to black metal bands with >1000 listeners on spotify, nobody here cares about popularity
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
That’s a funny way of saying “used Marco Rubio as live bait”
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Zack Stovall @zstovall.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
A friend of mine asked our chat if we had to pick a finger to represent you on vibes alone which would it be and this video pretty much created itself put of thin air #ThumbGuy
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Richard Whittall @rwhittall.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Richard Kind
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
People say the economy is bad, but the tiny coffin business is booming under Trump
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Dan DeFreest @dandefreest.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Blanche was confirmed as AG. Just a reminder: The last time a president appointed an attorney he had personal ties to, was when Nixon appointed his law partner and campaign manager John Mitchell. Mitchell ended up disbarred and spent 2 yrs in prison for his role as AG protecting Nixon.
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laura olin @lauraolin.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
TNC saying Wow, that was really racist
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The Hard Times @thehardtimesnews.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Adorable Dog Mayor of Small Town Approves Data Center thehardtimes.net/culture/ador...
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Adorable Dog Mayor of Small Town Approves Data Center
BARKLEY, Ore. — Residents gathered Tuesday evening outside Town Hall to protest Mayor Waffles, a five-year-old dog, after he approved a controversial... Read the full masterpiece
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Amanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
They’re calling it the most theater kid story of all time
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
That's what taxes are, man. That's the definition of taxes. "You are subsidizing things you might never use" man shut the fuck up. My taxes currently subsidize like oil company exec private jets, you think I'm upset at low-income people eating inexpensive bananas?
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Tech test for Shit Arcade at Edinburgh! Tomorrow at 10:30 pm! Tickets below!
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Zack Stovall @zstovall.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
(guy who thinks 2026's "Odyssey" is a sequel to 2004's "Troy") "...that's supposed to be Sean Bean..."
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 31/07/2026
leaning back in my chair, running a hand over my chin, tapping on the desk for a minute, then clicking "interested"
experianas 17h

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Interested / Not interested
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Zack Stovall @zstovall.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
There aren’t many ancient texts older than “The Odyssey” but one of them is definitely “I liked the book better than the movie.”
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
thank you for keeping me up to date on the fact people i don’t know on twitter hate what everyone else seems to agree is a great movie. it’s important to stay informed on this and everything else they don’t like
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Kathryn VanArendonk @kvanaren.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
hello there's been an important update to the fantasy baseball story in which my husband is cyrano de bergerac-ing his whole league with the help of our 10yo neighbor the league has been informed
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Matt @mbunchanumbers.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Pausa de hidratación
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
It’s been five years since Alex Jones lost InfoWars to the Sandy Hook families. As the verdict came down, he asked: “Do these people actually believe they’re getting any money?” He hasn't paid them a penny. Well, The Onion is going pay them anyway. The new InfoWars begins July 2nd at 8 p.m. ET.
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The Onion says it won’t wait for the courts, will launch Infowars to pay Sandy Hook families
The Onion’s staff is tired of waiting for the courts to settle its pending takeover of Alex Jones’ brand, so the new Infowars will launch next month.
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Zack Stovall @zstovall.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
@williamfleitch.bsky.social enjoyed your piece on buy vs selling vs hold this year. (Reddit, on the other hand, seems mad we're doing so well this year!) Did you happen to catch Jordan Walker taking grounders near 3B this week? Caught my eye anyway. I'll hang up & listen. www.mlb.com/news/cardina...
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The Cardinals are contenders in 2026. Now what?
This story was excerpted from the Cardinals Beat newsletter. To read the full newsletter, click here. And subscribe to get it regularly in your inbox.
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Mike Scollins @mikescollins.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Bart of Darkness episode:
"Lisa, the Reflecting Pool has got me! Don't touch me or it'll get you too!"
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
And so the battle between “don’t leave the game early” and “the comeback only happened because you left” rages on
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Zack Stovall @zstovall.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
@williamfleitch.bsky.social do you know whatever happened to Baseball Passport? That site that let you track all the ballgames you’ve done to? Know it closed for a while but didn’t know if it got acquired or what happened to that sweet, sweet data. I believe you turned me on to it way back when.
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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
The plot twist at 1:18 floored me
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Zack Stovall @zstovall.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
As a lifelong Arkansas Razorback fan, I cannot recommend and endorse fair-weather, bandwagon fandom enough.
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Zack Stovall @zstovall.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
sorry i thought it was supposed to be like The Devil Wore Prada AS WELL and ruined the movie for everyone
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Jason Roeder @jasonroeder.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
You can read this humor piece I wrote with @mikebsacks.bsky.social in the latest edition of The New Yorker, in print or online. Whichever you'd like. I don't control you. www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...
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Realistic High-School-Yearbook Inscriptions
“You will read this once this afternoon and not again until you’re in your fifties, but, by that time, I will have already died, alone in my apartment, totally nude, except for my ankle monitor.”
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Me I blame crowd work videos
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eli yudin @eliyudin.com · 04/05/2026
hello everyone. it’s time for one of those posts. i got laid off in October and my unemployment runs out next week. i have years of experience writing online long form, short form, and scripted video content and am very looking for more of a chance to do that for money again. can send samples
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
[writing in funeral book] He owed me $50. No rush.
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
His master class was telling Trump "no" and then explaining his reasoning to the public. That's it. That's all you gotta do.
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 23/04/2026
I mean they also said that in July 2024 and then elected him president
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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
“I’m not saying all this to defend humanity. Humanity sucks. It’s totally terrible. I’m saying this because I believe in an old-fashioned virtue called Doing the Freakin’ Work.” - @colsonwhitehead.com www.nytimes.com/2026/04/15/o...
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Opinion | Just Because I Wrote This Doesn’t Mean I’ll Be On Your Panel About A.I.
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Carl Zimmer @carlzimmer.com · 09/04/2026
The acting director of the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has delayed publication of a CDC report showing the covid-19 vaccine cut the likelihood of emergency department visits and hospitalizations for healthy adults last winter by about half, @lenasun.bsky.social reports wapo.st/4ccudpF
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Simon Marks @simonmarksfsn.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Impossible to disagree with a single word that Ben Rhodes (Obama era NSC official) is saying here:
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Daniel Ahmad @zhugeex.com · 07/04/2026
I hate having to do the "look, they're normal just like us" post, but sometimes you have to do that when American propaganda tries to convince everyone Iranians are "animals".
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
This is NOT what I signed up for
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On This Day in Simpsons History @dailysimpsons.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
30 years ago today, Troy McClure starred in the musical “Stop the Planet of the Apes, I Want to Get Off!” #TheSimpsons episode “A Fish Called Selma” first aired March 24, 1996.
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