Mike Sacks @mikebsacks.bsky.social · 5hDancing alone and nude in my mcmansion’s living room to “Open Arms” 010
Mike Sacks @mikebsacks.bsky.social · 9hThere's nothing worse than overconfident fucking stupidity 1110
Reposted by Mike SacksThe Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026🔥JACK SMITH: "Trump engaged in serious crimes against 🇺🇸- a criminal scheme to prevent a lawful transfer of power... the rule of law faces challenges unlike any we've experienced. I won't be silenced by threats of prosecution. While fear may be contagious, courage is as well." 15358112086
Mike Sacks @mikebsacks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026“Dad, you did well in school, right? You were a straight A student like me?” “Oh, yes, sweetie. Very much so!” 240
Mike Sacks @mikebsacks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Need a recording studio in Manhattan for an hour tomorrow to record an actor for my latest project. Anyone know of any good ones? Thanks. 010
Mike Sacks @mikebsacks.bsky.social · 29/09/20263000 fucking glorious pages. Cannot wait. Talk about a genius. 140
Mike Sacks @mikebsacks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Finally saw the new Han Solo movie. Pretty lame plot: Han is offered $80,000 to haul 400 cases of Coors beer from Texarkana, Texas to Mos Eisley in less than 24 hours. Can he do it? 3152
Mike Sacks @mikebsacks.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Wanna feel old? It’s been forever that U2 has sucked. 5495
Mike Sacks @mikebsacks.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Anyone know who this is? If you do, I'd be very impressed. 220
Mike Sacks @mikebsacks.bsky.social · 23/09/2026This is the world the Heritage Foundation, Opus Dei, the American Enterprise Institute, the Cato Institute, all the far-right lunatics have wanted and fought to achieve for decades. They'll take off for their private retreats when things burn to the ground. In the meantime, enjoy! 151
Mike Sacks @mikebsacks.bsky.social · 22/09/2026There's a lot of talent in New York City, yes, but a lot of it sucks 010
Reposted by Mike SacksMike Sacks @mikebsacks.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I’ve been taking Duolingo Yiddish for the past few years. All of my grandparents spoke it. Anyway, here’s a list, all true, of my favorite phrases from the course. www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/my-... 2516
Mike Sacks @mikebsacks.bsky.social · 22/09/2026It’s the first official day of FALL!! It’s the official change of seasons! Which can only mean one thing! A coked out Steve Walsh of Kansas playing every instrument on stage while wearing yellow gym shorts!!! 1153
Mike Sacks @mikebsacks.bsky.social · 21/09/2026My Favorite Fun and Useful Phrases from Duolingo's Yiddish Course www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/my-...mcsweeneys.netMy Favorite Fun and Useful Phrases from Duolingo’s Yiddish Course“This does not smell good. Is it fresh?” “They do not invite you because you always fall asleep.” “This vegetable is old!” 250
Mike Sacks @mikebsacks.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I’ve been taking Duolingo Yiddish for the past few years. All of my grandparents spoke it. Anyway, here’s a list, all true, of my favorite phrases from the course. www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/my-... 2516
Mike Sacks @mikebsacks.bsky.social · 21/09/2026My wife is in couple's counseling with another man 250
Mike Sacks @mikebsacks.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Something went very very wrong with this motherfucker 130
Mike Sacks @mikebsacks.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Depression is a goddamn beast. Wishing him well. ❤️ 0101
Mike Sacks @mikebsacks.bsky.social · 18/09/2026OUT NOW! Where were you in '92? www.amazon.com/Slouchers-No...amazon.comSlouchers: The Novelization: Gen-Xpanded EditionSlouchers: The Novelization: Gen-Xpanded Edition [Sacks, Mike] on Amazon.com. *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. Slouchers: The Novelization: Gen-Xpanded Edition 130
Mike Sacks @mikebsacks.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Pretty cool. A remake of the 2001 classic "I Am Sam," this time with four Sams! 342
Mike Sacks @mikebsacks.bsky.social · 13/09/2026My high school history teacher had this hanging above her desk. I went to a very elite school. 030
Mike Sacks @mikebsacks.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I've come to believe that 38% of Americans, at the very least, are absolutely fucking deranged. 3141
Mike Sacks @mikebsacks.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Oh, it wasn't a professional athlete sticking his fingers two inches into the water? www.nytimes.com/2026/09/11/c...nytimes.comReflecting Pool Contractor Blames Its Own Repairs, Not Vandals, for DamageThe contractor said the pool’s new blue liner peeled and tore because of “human oversight” and a flawed plan that involved layering two incompatible chemicals, documents show. 082
Mike Sacks @mikebsacks.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I got into comedy to get away from assholes like this 0140
Mike Sacks @mikebsacks.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Anyone know of a good lawyer in the UK, specifically for immigration/student visa issues? Thank you. 021
Mike Sacks @mikebsacks.bsky.social · 11/09/2026This is some balls. The fucking ad itself was created with AI. 032
Mike Sacks @mikebsacks.bsky.social · 10/09/2026www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/i-w...mcsweeneys.netI Was the Wedding Planner for the Guns N’ Roses “November Rain” Ceremony and ReceptionPLAINTIFF: Just for the record, was this a November rain? DEFENDANT: The wedding took place in June. PLAINTIFF: So this wasn’t a November rain? DEFENDANT: I ... 051
Mike Sacks @mikebsacks.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Will be writing a press release about this shortly but just wanted to announce the breaking news here first: I no longer give a shit about 99% of everything. Excited! 080
Mike Sacks @mikebsacks.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Wondering if "Captain David Miscavige" is out and about in his fancy whites today? 060
Mike Sacks @mikebsacks.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I have a friend, talented, smart, attractive, accomplished, who just received this on Hinge. She's giving me permission to post this. Anyway, she's in her forties and this guy wants to connect. A 23 year old who likes chicken in the shape of dinosaurs. Ain't easy out there, ladies. 160
Mike Sacks @mikebsacks.bsky.social · 08/09/2026The only thing this motherfucker did after 9/11 was brag that he now had the tallest building in NYC. 0123
Mike Sacks @mikebsacks.bsky.social · 07/09/2026This motherfucker worked under Neil Gorsuch as a law clerk. Flat-out fucking racist. All of 'em. 061
Mike Sacks @mikebsacks.bsky.social · 06/09/2026BREAKING NEWS!!!!!! My new comedy audio is called “The Return of Sno Topp,” and it’ll star Chris Elliott and his real-life daughter Bridey as his fictional daughter. Absolutely hilarious and so great together. It will also co-star Lauren Adams, Jon Hamm, Rhea Seehorn, and many others. 2027. 1161
Mike Sacks @mikebsacks.bsky.social · 06/09/2026"Excuse me, sir? Would you mind if I had that window seat? I prefer it to the middle seat--no?" 260
Mike Sacks @mikebsacks.bsky.social · 05/09/2026open.spotify.com/episode/5CKq...open.spotify.com"JESUS CHRIST SUPERSTAR" w/ Mike SacksREVOLUTIONS PER MOVIE · Episode 130