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Mike Sacks

@mikebsacks.bsky.social
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Vanity Fair, The New Yorker, 13 Books, Writer, Audio Projects with Jon Hamm, John Waters, Rhea Seehorn, Bobby Moynihan. STANLAND, on Sonar Network www.stanlandseries.com. New audio project with Chris Elliott! mikesacks.com

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Mike Sacks @mikebsacks.bsky.social · 5h
Dancing alone and nude in my mcmansion’s living room to “Open Arms”
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Mike Sacks @mikebsacks.bsky.social · 9h
There's nothing worse than overconfident fucking stupidity
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🔥JACK SMITH: "Trump engaged in serious crimes against 🇺🇸- a criminal scheme to prevent a lawful transfer of power... the rule of law faces challenges unlike any we've experienced. I won't be silenced by threats of prosecution. While fear may be contagious, courage is as well."
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Mike Sacks @mikebsacks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Dad, you did well in school, right? You were a straight A student like me?” “Oh, yes, sweetie. Very much so!”
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Mike Sacks @mikebsacks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Need a recording studio in Manhattan for an hour tomorrow to record an actor for my latest project. Anyone know of any good ones? Thanks.
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Mike Sacks @mikebsacks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ofclarence looking good today
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Mike Sacks @mikebsacks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
3000 fucking glorious pages. Cannot wait. Talk about a genius.
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Mike Sacks @mikebsacks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Finally saw the new Han Solo movie. Pretty lame plot: Han is offered $80,000 to haul 400 cases of Coors beer from Texarkana, Texas to Mos Eisley in less than 24 hours. Can he do it?
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Mike Sacks @mikebsacks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Mike Sacks @mikebsacks.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Wanna feel old? It’s been forever that U2 has sucked.
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Mike Sacks @mikebsacks.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A freeze frame from my sex tape
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Mike Sacks @mikebsacks.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I much preferred Tattoo to Lawrence
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Mike Sacks @mikebsacks.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Anyone know who this is? If you do, I'd be very impressed.
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Mike Sacks @mikebsacks.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is the world the Heritage Foundation, Opus Dei, the American Enterprise Institute, the Cato Institute, all the far-right lunatics have wanted and fought to achieve for decades. They'll take off for their private retreats when things burn to the ground. In the meantime, enjoy!
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Mike Sacks @mikebsacks.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
More money to his fucking cronies and kids?
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Mike Sacks @mikebsacks.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
There's a lot of talent in New York City, yes, but a lot of it sucks
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Mike Sacks @mikebsacks.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I’ve been taking Duolingo Yiddish for the past few years. All of my grandparents spoke it. Anyway, here’s a list, all true, of my favorite phrases from the course. www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/my-...
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Mike Sacks @mikebsacks.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It’s the first official day of FALL!! It’s the official change of seasons! Which can only mean one thing! A coked out Steve Walsh of Kansas playing every instrument on stage while wearing yellow gym shorts!!!
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Mike Sacks @mikebsacks.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My Favorite Fun and Useful Phrases from Duolingo's Yiddish Course www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/my-...
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My Favorite Fun and Useful Phrases from Duolingo’s Yiddish Course
“This does not smell good. Is it fresh?” “They do not invite you because you always fall asleep.” “This vegetable is old!”
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Mike Sacks @mikebsacks.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I’ve been taking Duolingo Yiddish for the past few years. All of my grandparents spoke it. Anyway, here’s a list, all true, of my favorite phrases from the course. www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/my-...
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Mike Sacks @mikebsacks.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Ah look. It's the Doge Douches!
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Mike Sacks @mikebsacks.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My wife is in couple's counseling with another man
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Mike Sacks @mikebsacks.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
No more arts. But this instead. Wonderful.
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Mike Sacks @mikebsacks.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Something went very very wrong with this motherfucker
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Mike Sacks @mikebsacks.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Depression is a goddamn beast. Wishing him well. ❤️
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Mike Sacks @mikebsacks.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
OUT NOW! Where were you in '92? www.amazon.com/Slouchers-No...
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Slouchers: The Novelization: Gen-Xpanded Edition
Slouchers: The Novelization: Gen-Xpanded Edition [Sacks, Mike] on Amazon.com. *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. Slouchers: The Novelization: Gen-Xpanded Edition
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Mike Sacks @mikebsacks.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Meeting a lot of cool friends on Instagram!
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Mike Sacks @mikebsacks.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Great Republican party, isn't it?
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Mike Sacks @mikebsacks.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
And did AI edit this or attempt to?
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Mike Sacks @mikebsacks.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Wait. Luke’s dad was R2D2?!!
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Mike Sacks @mikebsacks.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
And ... that's going to be a problem.
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Mike Sacks @mikebsacks.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Pretty cool. A remake of the 2001 classic "I Am Sam," this time with four Sams!
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Mike Sacks @mikebsacks.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
My high school history teacher had this hanging above her desk. I went to a very elite school.
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Mike Sacks @mikebsacks.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I've come to believe that 38% of Americans, at the very least, are absolutely fucking deranged.
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Mike Sacks @mikebsacks.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Pretty happy with my new author’s photo.
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Mike Sacks @mikebsacks.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Oh, it wasn't a professional athlete sticking his fingers two inches into the water? www.nytimes.com/2026/09/11/c...
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Reflecting Pool Contractor Blames Its Own Repairs, Not Vandals, for Damage
The contractor said the pool’s new blue liner peeled and tore because of “human oversight” and a flawed plan that involved layering two incompatible chemicals, documents show.
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Mike Sacks @mikebsacks.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I got into comedy to get away from assholes like this
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Mike Sacks @mikebsacks.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Anyone know of a good lawyer in the UK, specifically for immigration/student visa issues? Thank you.
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Mike Sacks @mikebsacks.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This is some balls. The fucking ad itself was created with AI.
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Mike Sacks @mikebsacks.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/i-w...
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I Was the Wedding Planner for the Guns N’ Roses “November Rain” Ceremony and Reception
PLAINTIFF: Just for the record, was this a November rain? DEFENDANT: The wedding took place in June. PLAINTIFF: So this wasn’t a November rain? DEFENDANT: I ...
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Mike Sacks @mikebsacks.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Will be writing a press release about this shortly but just wanted to announce the breaking news here first: I no longer give a shit about 99% of everything. Excited!
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Mike Sacks @mikebsacks.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Wondering if "Captain David Miscavige" is out and about in his fancy whites today?
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Mike Sacks @mikebsacks.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I have a friend, talented, smart, attractive, accomplished, who just received this on Hinge. She's giving me permission to post this. Anyway, she's in her forties and this guy wants to connect. A 23 year old who likes chicken in the shape of dinosaurs. Ain't easy out there, ladies.
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Mike Sacks @mikebsacks.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The only thing this motherfucker did after 9/11 was brag that he now had the tallest building in NYC.
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Mike Sacks @mikebsacks.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Mike Sacks @mikebsacks.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
This motherfucker worked under Neil Gorsuch as a law clerk. Flat-out fucking racist. All of 'em.
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Mike Sacks @mikebsacks.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
BREAKING NEWS!!!!!! My new comedy audio is called “The Return of Sno Topp,” and it’ll star Chris Elliott and his real-life daughter Bridey as his fictional daughter. Absolutely hilarious and so great together. It will also co-star Lauren Adams, Jon Hamm, Rhea Seehorn, and many others. 2027.
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Mike Sacks @mikebsacks.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
"Excuse me, sir? Would you mind if I had that window seat? I prefer it to the middle seat--no?"
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Mike Sacks @mikebsacks.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
At the Orgy Dome at Burning Man. Anyone around?
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Mike Sacks @mikebsacks.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
open.spotify.com/episode/5CKq...
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"JESUS CHRIST SUPERSTAR" w/ Mike Sacks
REVOLUTIONS PER MOVIE · Episode
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