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Australian. 30+. I don't know man, I just work here (He/him/whatever) 🖤⬜️💜

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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 01/10/2026
# BANNED AND RESTRICTED ANNOUNCEMENT / 09/30/2026 One-card spread: The Ten of Swords is *banned* The Nine of cups is *banned* Another season of pro tarot league is almost upon us. While most formats are thriving, in the fast and degenerate world of one-card we're seeing concerning metagame data,
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 3h
I’m LITERALLY always SAYING this
Cookie Monster tweet saying he’s gonna eat a cookie with another cookie
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The Other Happy Place @theotherhappyplace.bsky.social · 5h
Gumby makes me mad because I feel like no matter what I do I will never approach it's level of haunting unease.
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The Handlen, The Zack, And The Crypt @zhandlen.bsky.social · 6h
Gosh Ayn Rand was dumb. Wild how much right wing ideology boils down to coming up with pseudo smart ways to say “I am baby gimme mine”
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 15h
on the sidewalk i just passed a 6’ tall, nearly-full-sidewalk-width butch lesbian. she was wearing a butchers apron and walking/soothing two anxious chihuahuas. no wedding ring. in case any of you ladies want to get treated like a queen for the rest of your life
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Emmurder Killwell えま @emmakidwell.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
me: wow i'm pretty fucking devastated to be a woman in games right now the porn bots that keep following my account and can't read the room: do you have $20
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Red Hook Studios @redhookstudios.bsky.social · 8h
The torch is lit, and we need more hands to carry it. Red Hook Studios is growing our team in Vancouver, and we're hiring for several roles! If you're ready to adventure into the dark with us, see all open roles and apply here: www.darkestdungeon.com/contact/
The Leper, a large armored man in a golden mask, holds his broken executioners sword. The image reads 'Red Hook - We're hiring. Senior Combat Designer, Senior Lighting Artist, Gameplay Engineer'
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🪨 Geop! 🪨 @mrgeop.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
#CursedZillow carpeted interior
A room covered in brown carpet. This includes the ceiling, walls, and strange hilly terrain along the ground.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 16h
Three panel comic. Panel 1: underwater ocean camera view of a whale fall on the sea floor, with various bottom feeders and weird fishes crawling around the decomposing remains. Off panel, someone says, “hang on a second…” Panel 2: the speaker is a member of a marine biologist crew, remotely viewing the video footage from a computer monitor. The biologist is leaning against his colleague’s chair. He continues, “pan the camera back.” Panel 3: Back underwater, the POV shifts to the other end of the whale carcass. There’s a large spider crab with a standing just off to the side. It has a human face in a neutral expression, and is wearing glasses. The marine biologist says, “I think I went to high school with that guy.”
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relax guys, it’s still ken @isawken.bsky.social · 12h
the fact that orgasms can be ruined is some bullshit. the second your cum muscles activate it should trigger a 20 second unskippable cutscene
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relax guys, it’s still ken @isawken.bsky.social · 16h
and this is why i keep a 20 year old camcorder on hand. iphone videos just don’t bring the same vibe. the fact that this looks like early 2000s cryptid footage is what makes it so special
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Richard @sirlariato.northsky.social · 11h
Safire steals Emi's cup of tea 😂 #EVE155 🤼
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Johnny Normality (Spooky Mode) @probgobl.in · 10h
Walking into the function like:
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Dustin A. Chacón @lingdustin.bsky.social · 15h
I've heard people make claims that AI would lead to a new Renaissance, but I didn't imagine it'd happen like this:
Screenshot of a Tweet from Pope Leo XIV. It reads: 

"In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgen to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack the spark of humanity. For this reason, the Church wishes to renew an alliance with artists and cultural institutions to safeguard our humanity."
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Lætus @bajamothblast.vanadiel.network · 02/10/2024
now that it's october im legally allowed to post this
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Elizabeth DeLoria, Pope of Chili-Town @yourdadloves.me · 22h
Look, there's too many incredible single frames from the Simpsons to choose a favorite, but this one makes me laugh out loud every single time and is definitely out there.
A frame from the simpsons. Bart and Lisa are looking up directly into the direction of the camera, looking mortified by Marge's plans to take the family to a bird sanctuary for vacation instead of itchy and scratchy land.
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thicc husband and father @lukeisamazing.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
thinking about this again and smiling
“james hennessy: it's sad reading like 14th century Christian theologians who spent an inordinate amount of time writing "OK there are exactly 3,892 demons and these are their names and these are their powers"... man, you would have loved Dragonball Z
Sep 27, 2023 at 9:32 pm”
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Mascot Texorcism 🐯 @texsaber.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've had this stupid joke in my head for the past 3 weeks, I had to put it into drawing
Theatrical poster for "Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me," except the portrait of Laura Palmer is replaced with a Walkling from the game Big Walk, and the film name is replaced with "Big Walk with Me"
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm old enough to remember smoking on airplanes as a child. I hated it but they made you do it.
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 17/05/2024
That is the smile of joy and accomplishment
An image features two distinct sections. The top section contains the text:

"Roses are red
Earth's climate is heating"

The bottom section includes a mugshot of a smiling woman with long, straight, light brown hair. She is wearing an orange top. To the left and right of the mugshot are abstract blue graphics. Below the mugshot, there is a date, "October 22, 2021," and a name, "Dr. Jay PHD ESQ," followed by the headline:

"Wife Bursts Open Husband’s Testicles By Smashing Them In Their Wedding Photo Album After She Catches Him Cheating."
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Aysha U. Farah @ayshaufarah.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
I understand people’s desire to claim that indie studios are the answer and I’m extremely pro indie, but indies can’t usually hire a ton of people with a full time salary, and also, indies treat you like dirt too. Like, have you ever worked for a small business?
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Harley Quinn in the version of Batman where Meta exists: I got you those poi-vert glasses you asked for, Mistah Jay
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Riff Conner @rifflesby.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
not the first or last time you'll see this but i gotta post it every year. just a thing i gotta do
=COMING UP=
GOBLIN TIME
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Three panel comic. An upset young woman sits at an outdoor cafe table. She says earnestly to her boyfriend, “it’s like you don’t even listen to me anymore…” Panel 2: Her boyfriend, sitting across from her at the table, is making a strained, distracted expression. He says, “babe, I’m sorry— I just—“ Panel 3: he continues, “there is something so insane behind you right now. Behind his annoyed-looking girlfriend, there is a monkey in sunglasses and a backwards cap sitting side-saddle on a parked motorbike.
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Audrey Farnsworth @audipenny.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
(me strangling my own pain like it's a cartoon character who is annoying me) turn into art you piece of shit
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Jessica Cogswell 🌸 @jessicogs.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Exactly. I am tired of seeing the “I always knew”/“their work was actually bad” takes whenever allegations emerge. Sometimes—often, actually!—bad people find their way into good spaces and make good things. And you’re not better than the folks who were taken advantage of for “always knowing”
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Jess Fink🍉🌈 @jessfink.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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A 7 panel comic by the artist. First panel: The artist is running from a distance towards a group of people playing basketball in the park. The artist is holding a pumpkin above their head and screaming "AAAAAAAAA". Second panel: The artist has leapt up and is in position to slam dunk the pumpkin into the basketball hoop. Panel three: the pumpkin splatters violently against the backboard of the basketball hoop, sending orange pumpkin goop everywhere. Panel four: the players stand staring, covered in pumpkin goop and shocked. Panel five: the artist stares at them wide-eyed, also covered in the goop and says "it's October FIRST". Their hand reaches towards their face. Panel six: the artist rips off their own face like a rubber mask to reveal a skeleton beneath. Panel 7: the group of players stand shocked and horrified, watching as the skeleton falls to the ground in a pile of bones, the sound effects says "CLATTER".
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 13/04/2025
They need to add hero limits to Disco Elysium. I’m sick of queueing up and being the only Kim on a team of five Harrys
r/DiscoElysium 3d
i tried to edit my save file and broke the damn game
[Disco Elysium screenshot with five Harry icons]
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Asymmetric Games @asym.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's Autumn, which means one thing and one thing only: it's time for video games to go on sale. You can find ours, nice and ripe and ready for purchasing, at your local gamer's markets! store.steampowered.com/developer/Asym www.nintendo.com/us/search/#c...
The cover images for Shadows Over Loathing (a creepy house silhouetted against a giant moon with tentacles coming in from all sides)  and West of Loathing (a cowboy with a beer stein and revolver standing in front of a Monument Valley style background).
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sarah margaret @sarahmargs.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i go to the bar and i say "i want three drinks. two regular cokes and a rum and coke. and i want them all in different glasses but to be connected by straws that merge into one. actually for the rum and coke you can just use rum" "do you want one big rum and coke?" "no... were you listening"
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laura “thirty years old” cavegift @cavegift.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the arc of history is long but it bends toward defeating Dracula
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Exquisite Corpse @funereel.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
A meme picture of a country house and a greenhouse next to it that's the same size as the house. The house is labelled "My home" and the greenhouse is labelled "Bloodborne themed blowjob room".Meme picture. A doctored screenshot of a messaging app. There are three messages from the same person, sent at different days and times. First says "hunt tonite (eyes emoji)". Second says "hunt tonight hunter??". Third says "hunt tonite (eyes emoji)".
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sherry if you're not afraid to eat the Hal laboratory Inc dog eggs
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a beetle is on the phone in his house. He says, “hey man— for the party tonight… don’t bring any poop.” Panel 2: on the other end of the call is a dung beetle. He responds, “really? You sure?” Panel 3: shrugging towards another dung beetle, the first dung beetle says, “he says they’re good on poop.” Somewhat incredulous, the second dung beetle says, “I just rolled it!” He is leaning against a mostly out of frame huge ball of poop.
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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Thomas Ha @thomasha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i should clarify, when i write people doing bad things, it's because i am bad. they are me. more importantly, when you read about those bad things, they also become you. that's how story works. in fact, you are going to think about murder before this skeet ends. how's that feel, sicko.
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My gf got her eggs frozen last year and now we’re looking into freezing some embryos and if things keep going according to plan, fingers crossed, in a couple years we’ll freeze a whole baby
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Rii Abrego @riibrego.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
moving into a place that doesn't have to contractually remain a gray box turned me into a wild dog
A photo of a bright bathroom featuring different patterns and colors
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Simone de Rochefort @doomquasar.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
there's no one better than Remedy at communicating directions through lighting design, but there's no one better than me at going into every dark corner just in case
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blob @gwmthing.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
playing big walk solo
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Sam King @samcking.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I hope everyone has a Hussein
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 05/07/2026
PROTIP: Before responding to a post online, press “X” to equip EYEBALLS to perform the READ action to check if ten people have already said the same exact unfunny non-joke
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BearhAHHH!!t @fussybabybit.ch · 28/09/2026
You catch that big video essay last night?
coworkers deviously luring you over to the water cooler
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Photo of a book cover which features an illustration of a man and woman meditating aside a chakra map and inside a translucent pyramid which is flying over the desert. Copy and title read

It’s happening again 

WHITE PEOPLE
UP TO
NO GOOD

by John D. Nuagape
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Robin LeBlanc, from work @robinfromwork.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The film is written, directed, and co-stars Hitoshi Ozawa, a legendary Yakuza actor who is a villain in Yakuza 0, who got his fellow legends involved. This was his passion project inspired by one of his best friends, a trans woman, and he worked with the community for representative casting.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
flyers on lampposts, great way to learn about fun events in your area that happened two weeks ago
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a woman pushing a shopping cart into a grocery store. In the baby seat of the shopping cart is an unusual orange creature with a trunk and antennae. The security guard standing in the doorway says, “ma’am, you can’t bring that in here.” Panel 2: the woman turns around and gestures at the creature. She says, “come on… he’s not hurting anyone.” Panel 3: the security guard points matter-of-factly at a sign on the wall behind him. The sign reads in bold red letters, “NO SHNOOBS. NO EXCEPTIONS.” It features a picture of an identical orange creature, the humble shnoob.
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Most people stopped watching your video at 0.1 seconds, here are some tips to keep people interested..." Listen, Tiktok, that's just my face. That's just what my face looks like. You invented the app where people watch videos for 0.1 seconds, don't try to blame me.
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Photo of a vintage book cover which features a man’s head looking toward the heavens, his disembodied hands and feet are where they should be, but he is missing his arms, legs, and torso. Title reads

WHERE’D THE REST OF MY
FREAKING BODY GO?
a novel by
Morene Welted
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