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@zombieham.bsky.social
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Australian. 30+. I don't know man, I just work here (He/him/whatever) 🖤⬜️💜

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relax guys, it’s still ken @isawken.bsky.social · 8h
please do not buy your printer from a big box store. their practices are highly unethical. my printer is a rescue. i got him the humane way: running across several lanes of traffic to heave him out of a roadside gutter
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⛧ Mother Suspiria ⛧ (Stina Marie) @stinasdemons.com · 05/10/2026
It's that day again, but we must (and WILL) perversely persevere 🤘😈
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God will see you at the lowest point of your life, and say "what the fuck I thought I killed that thing." But you skitter too fast and you are too creepy.
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relax guys, it’s still ken @isawken.bsky.social · 8h
i’m deleting her number
computer error pop up: Print Job initialization error. The Print Job was aborted.
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relax guys, it’s still ken @isawken.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
hehehe 🤭 what’s that? why am i laughing? oh, nothing…. ☺️ it’s just that… i couldn’t help but notice… 😏 you pressed and held the back left trigger button to lock onto me 😳
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Sage Coffey🌿☕ @sagecoffey.bsky.social · 5h
I wonder how many breakups this game at the Nintendo Museum has lead to. "Sorry honey, Mario gave us a 3 out of 10. It's not meant to be."
A screenshot from the Nintendo Museum's games section that describes a Love Tester. The screenshot features a photo of a straight couple holding hands in front of a large nokia-phone like screen. Text below it reads: " Love Tester SP. Two People Join Hands and Work Together on Tests to Measure their Love Level".
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Ham @zombieham.bsky.social · 20h
Cake jumpscare!!
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The money pit restaurant I would open as a billionaire would be the opposite of farm to table. What are the most unnatural flavors possible? Hiring top food scientists, giving a blank check and telling them to really explore the dark corners of the flavor latent space. I want to taste eternity.
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Lex @bbboar.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It's October! Month of art drawing challenges! I've decided to do pinuptober and use Honey as my muse. Prompt list is gchoule's kinktober link. The prompt for these was glove #drawtober #bbboart #oc_HoneyBunny
pin up pose of my oc Honey Bunny. She is a bunny girl and she is laughing while wearing an outfit that consist of underwear, gloves and stockings all of which have bows.Another pin up of Honey. She is on her knees with her back to the viewer so you can see her butt. She has a bit a mischievous smile as she looks over her shoulder. She is wearing underwear, gloves with bows and a bow garter.Another pin up of Honey. She sitting facing the viewer, hand propping up her face and smiling. She is wearing underwear, gloves and thigh highs with bow accessories.
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The Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sometimes my wife and I like to send each other text messages as though they’re democratic fundraising messages, and I believe she has produced the jewel of the form.
, it's
and I
have some personal news to share with you.
Being a mom is one of the greatest joys of my life, and I feel deeply that we should have salad tonight
This year has been challenging in many ways, and I have immense gratitude for the kindness and support of family, community, and people like you who have continued to stand by me through everything. It means the world, and I wanted you to be among the first to know that squash is in the oven and kale is in the fridge.As many of you are aware, ve been navigating one of the most challenging periods of my day while waiting for dinner.
Facing baseless federal hunger brought on by not eating since lunch, fighting for the working kids of this country, and now caring for a mean toddler and helping him grow up in a world that isn't always easy. But it has also reminded me exactly why I do this work and who I do it for.
I will never stop working to eat dinner. I will never stop fighting for what is right, even when there is also some feta in the fridge. And I will never stop being so very thankful that you are by my side in this important work and that there is tahini in the pantry for dressing
With love and gratitude,
stop to end
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vampire häxan @sorenhaxan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
base serpent
digital painting of messmer the impaler in his second phase ("base serpent") form
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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/10/2026
Tilly Norwood Moved To Trash Folder By Deranged Fan
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S ∆ R E N ✦ 杰敏 ✦ KICKSTARTER!!! @sarenstone.com · 05/10/2026
We are LIVE!!! Follow us deeper into this sensual collection of artwork and stories, filled with tentacles, trans bodies, haunted armor, non-binary wives and husbands, size difference, bondage, eldritch ████, monster-loving, and more. 🪷 www.kickstarter.com/projects/fol...
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Corey Brickley * Blight's Hollow Dot Com @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
imagining someone using chatgpt to like, play D&D for them or something. Like brother just quit if you don't want to do it.
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toilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately
Hello Bone Colleagues, 
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans. 

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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine 
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 06/10/2026
“This doesn’t actually have anything to do with me” is such a powerful anti-posting mental device. Discourse I could jump in on? This doesn’t actually have anything to do with me. Other posters beefing? This doesn’t actually have anything to do with me. An internet personality exposed? Guess what
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Freya Holmér @freya.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
the "adapt or die" people failed to consider the secret third option of forming a neoluddite community where I'm selling my latest video game on usb sticks in a little lemonade stand
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Brennan Lee Mulligan @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I am thrilled and proud beyond measure to support the amazing workers who create and design the games I and my loved ones have spent a lifetime playing. I implore everybody to sign the petition and signal boost the campaign as far and wide as we can!
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The Other Happy Place @theotherhappyplace.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
" I love BBW!" 'YES. Banned books!" ".... THOSE TOO ....IM HAVING A GREAT WEEK"
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dio @dioshaped.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
we are not allowed to enjoy our sexuality on our terms, we have to pay some LLC to tell us what is sexy and what is not and then buy some LLC merch to jerk off to
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pseudonym jones @pseudonymjones.bsky.social · 11/09/2024
A quick comic about daycare
a comic. Panel 1: the goose says HI TO MOMMY as she runs into Emma’s arms. Emma says “hey little goose.” Panel 2. Emma and the goose hug. Emma says “did you have fun at daycare?” Panel 3. Goosie coughs wildly without covering her mouth even though we’ve been talking about that. Panel 4. Emma has gunk splattered on her face. Her expression is blank. Panel 5: “and shortly:” Emma is sick. The baby is fine, she demands PLAY ELMO SONG
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Ham @zombieham.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Good luck!
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matte jones @pillowfort.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
without any doubt:
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Casey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If I want one thing from my intermittent fame, it is to be as fondly remembered as Peter Lorre was; a staunchly pro-union actor who animators kept putting in cartoons as way of middle finger to their bosses. I can think of no greater honour.
Peter Lorre
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Stefscribbles @stefscribbles.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
pikachub
Fat pikachu
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Elizabeth Sampat @twoscooters.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
I will sometimes get an email, read it, think “I am too autistic for this” and then immediately mark it as unread — as though, optimistically, I believe that I will somehow be less autistic at some later date
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: on the set of the Jerry Springer show, a man sits in a chair. Jerry signals off-stage and says, “we have with us: your ancestor who crawled out of the ocean 375 million years ago!” Panel 2: the live studio audience is booing. Panel 3: security attempts to break up a fight between the man on stage, and his ancestor, a tiktaalik.
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˗ˏˋ quinn 🩷🤍🧡 ˎˊ˗ @quintuplecasts.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
many such cases
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Aysha U. Farah @ayshaufarah.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
okay i love scenes of sexual fetishes and a cocaine mechanic is hilarious, but if any other game did this they'd be spiked immediately off of steam
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Billy Hurley @billyhurls.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
There is no McTry. There is only:
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Lore Sjöberg @loresjoberg.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I feel like English needs this suffix. I personally use “-iboo” when I can’t remember a word: phoniboo: charging cable eggiboo: egg white separator pantiboos: suspenders suckiboo: vacuum cleaner
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Unfrozen Caveman Librarian @latefiennes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Original Tweet: “I like Hole better than Nirvana”

Quote Tweet: “me leaving the monastery”
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mcc @dryad.technology · 04/10/2026
Have you noticed, lately, or noticed people around you commenting, that there just seems to be no money anymore. There's no money for companies to make the tv shows you like, the video games you like, the local diner you like shut down, no one you know can find a job. Think about that in context of
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Ham @zombieham.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh no
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Ham @zombieham.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Good for them!
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dillon snook @dillonsnook.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Olivia When @oliviawhen.com · 03/10/2026
Quick drawing of something I really enjoy.
Me coming home and greeting Brioche (a cat sleeping on a rolly cart) by saying "Brioche I'm home!" 
He sits up and you can see the left side of his soft round head is concave from where it's been squished against a pillow for several hours.
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Charlie Stross @cstross.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh my: LibreOffice just made "no AI" one of their official features: blog.documentfoundation.org/blog/2026/09...
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Yes, no AI is now a feature - TDF Community Blog
One of the comments on the announcement of LibreOffice 26.8 was a simple question: “So, no AI is now a feature?” LibreOffice does not reject artificial intelligence out of hand, but an office suite us...
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Freya Holmér @freya.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
heard a strange set of sounds coming from the bathroom, followed by a suspicious amount of silence I found a dead wasp drowned in the sink, and a cat with this facial expression what do we make of this
closeup of gumpy (the cat) making a face
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Jjinandtonic @jjinandtonic.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I can’t believe we’re back to medieval level conflicts like “local merchant princes attempt to bribe theologians and the Pope’s advisors so the Pope will issue a favorable proclaimation”
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
An iPlayer glitch watching an old episode of Dr Who gave me this oddly encouraging message:
An entirely black frame with the words "Things must stabilise soon" in small white letters.
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Ham @zombieham.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You're so funpilled!
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy
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Elizabeth DeLoria II: THE GHOST DIMENSION @yourdadloves.me · 03/10/2026
A two panel meme of the Simpsons. The top panel has kirk van houten gesturing to a race care bed. The text reads "im an AI guy. How many local models do YOU run?" The bottom panel is homer with a pope hat photoshopped onto his head. The bottom text reads "I run the catholic church."
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
JRR Tolkien: You paint that picture of the key scene from the Two Towers where Frodo and Sam fight Gollum? Donato Giancola: Sure did, Ron, real fuckin' sexy just like you asked. JRRT: What.
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sarah margaret @sarahmargs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Also like we have to start holding men up to better standards if they think making YouTube videos about video games is “making the world a better place”
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Ham @zombieham.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
No you!
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al 💀🩸 @colorgoat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
in honor of tapas shutting down soon i would like to recount the time they contacted me about this panel. they could see the slight outline of a nipple. i erased it and asked them if there was anything else that could change. they said No, Looks Good
Comic crop. Popup ad on a laptop that "THIS GAME WILL MAKE YOU CUM IN 30 SECONDS (no GIRLS allowed) PLAY NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Cracks on the monitor trace around the silhouette of a big tittied anime girl.
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Elizabeth DeLoria II: THE GHOST DIMENSION @yourdadloves.me · 03/10/2026
Hey so why are so many men HELLBENT on getting their girlfriends to watch them play their favorite game/getting their girlfriends to play their favorite games with them, but they're never hellbent on getting into their girlfriend's favorite activities?
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Ham @zombieham.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Disappointing, but not surprising 🙃
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Ham @zombieham.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hannah is a cool pal and does good work!
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