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@isawken.bsky.social
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ken callahan ☀︎ freelance e-jester ☀︎ 31 years fun ☀︎ she/him ☀︎ isawken.neocities.org ☀︎ header by @nikotoofficial.bsky.social

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relax guys, it’s still ken @isawken.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
me clicking the download button on the twenty-fifth font called “Classic Qaboom” or some shit equivalent
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relax guys, it’s still ken @isawken.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
me clicking the download button on the twenty-fifth font called “Classic Qaboom” or some shit equivalent
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relax guys, it’s still ken @isawken.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
LIFEHACK: to curb impulse buying, simply go to dafont.com and download 80 .tff files you’ll never use
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relax guys, it’s still ken @isawken.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
performs a perfect parry on your post, forcing you to repost my post instead
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Mumei Kanetsubo 🔞 @mumeikanetsubo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
BORN TO BLOCK STANCED TO MUTE PARRIED TO RIPOSTE
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relax guys, it’s still ken @isawken.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
performs a perfect parry on your post, forcing you to repost my post instead
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relax guys, it’s still ken @isawken.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
how do u do fellow kids
selfie of a white femme, looking down at the camera with a high flash, wearing the same bodycon goldfish dress as the post preceding this one and the same angled librarian style glasses. same femme and outfit now bending forward at the waist to throw double peace signs and look directly at the camera
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relax guys, it’s still ken @isawken.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
one benefit of the generational fashion cycle i hadn’t properly considered is that i can now as an adult buy all the 90s/y2k styles i wanted as a child but couldnt due to lack of gainful employment, all thanks to teenagers thinking they’re cool now. never thought id say this but thank you, teens
photo of a white femme in a bodycon dress. the dress is sleeveless and has a cut out circle on the chest, and the pattern is of some large goldfish and stars on a textured dark brown background. i’m also wearing some of those glasses that only have frames in the bottom, like a librarian, but angled so they’re cool. like a cyber librarian. i’ve also added a fun hand drawn yellow spiral tribal pokey looking wheel behind me, for fun.
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relax guys, it’s still ken @isawken.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
saw someone make a post about Dottore and i went oh! ☝️😃 the stock character from the historic italian tradition Commedia Dell’arte? oh ho! i can’t wait to see what this poster has to say about said historical topic! then i saw #genshinimpact and now i feel like i slipped on a fucking banana peel
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relax guys, it’s still ken @isawken.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
saw someone make a post about Dottore and i went oh! ☝️😃 the stock character from the historic italian tradition Commedia Dell’arte? oh ho! i can’t wait to see what this poster has to say about said historical topic! then i saw #genshinimpact and now i feel like i slipped on a fucking banana peel
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🧩 @holojester.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
hotter in the funhouse mirror
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relax guys, it’s still ken @isawken.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
daily affirmation: yaaaaaay yipeeee ^_^ yayayayayayayyyyyyyyy
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Nikoto @nikotoofficial.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Yahoo wahoo yippee mama mia!!!
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relax guys, it’s still ken @isawken.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
daily affirmation: yaaaaaay yipeeee ^_^ yayayayayayayyyyyyyyy
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soul calibur gospel spreader @ruiningphotography.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Haters will say they never Keni-saw it coming
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zasabi.bsky.social @zasabi.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
With hair as briny as the sea the motel borders...
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relax guys, it’s still ken @isawken.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
i got straight B’s in my high school AP english classes and sometimes i read more than half of the wikipedia article on a subject i am interested in before getting distracted. can i make a 5 hour long youtube video essay to change the world?
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relax guys, it’s still ken @isawken.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
the wedding i went to had a dress code encouraging “modern, understated styles” so naturally i showed up with a banana purse and a pickle shaped hair claw and a dress that looks like a comforter from a cheap seaside motel circa 1994
mirror selfie of a white femme in an ankle length dress holding a bright yellow purse in the shape of a banana. the pattern of the dress is abstract pastel shapes and swirls. chest up selfie, same fit, holding the banana purse and throwing a peace sign. same pose as the prior pic but now their head is turned so you can see their hair is in a updo held up by a claw clip in the shape of a pickle
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tentaclechops.bsky.social @tentaclechops.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Days Inn gijinka fit
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relax guys, it’s still ken @isawken.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
the wedding i went to had a dress code encouraging “modern, understated styles” so naturally i showed up with a banana purse and a pickle shaped hair claw and a dress that looks like a comforter from a cheap seaside motel circa 1994
mirror selfie of a white femme in an ankle length dress holding a bright yellow purse in the shape of a banana. the pattern of the dress is abstract pastel shapes and swirls. chest up selfie, same fit, holding the banana purse and throwing a peace sign. same pose as the prior pic but now their head is turned so you can see their hair is in a updo held up by a claw clip in the shape of a pickle
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Mikie @indigoghost.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
At least 8008135 feared dead or worse
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Not Part of the Story @exegetic.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
more like breastimates haha. this is tragic
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Bee @bumblingbee.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
hundreds dead as local wedding decimated by tragic boob related kentastrophe
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worms are immune to death @geostatonary.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
They're reporting widespread aftershocks as images circulate, they're begging everyone to stay safe out there
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Yuri Dealer @samuraiflamenco.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
#boobmode
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relax guys, it’s still ken @isawken.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
tragic news out of boston area as dozens are reportedly suffering various injuries after woman committed widespread boobmog at wedding. death toll is yet to be ascertained but estimates are looking grim
selfie of a white femme in a pale patterned sleeveless dress throwing up a peace sign. two large boobs are nestled neatly in the dress. they are large enough that chances are you’re getting boobmogged right now
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relax guys, it’s still ken @isawken.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
boobmogged every single person at the wedding i went to last night
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💕✨️DivineBabeOfBabes💕✨️ @donababe.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Oh heck yeah, I love inserting those functions and tables.
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relax guys, it’s still ken @isawken.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
.csv stands for Crazy Sexual Vagina. and brother you know i’m separating them values
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relax guys, it’s still ken @isawken.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
.csv stands for Crazy Sexual Vagina. and brother you know i’m separating them values
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PSX Bunlith 🪄🏳️‍⚧️ E2 OCT 16TH!!!! 🐰🌱 @b0tster.yeag.gay · 14/09/2026
now listen to me i am talking directly into your ear now. i need you to do me a favor. you will do this for me. epsode 2 is going to come out. you will sit there and watch how the bunny ears wobble to and fro. you will leave a comment saying 'the way bunliths ears flop around is really cute :)'
an incredibly deep fried render of bunlith blushing at the camera with a coy smile
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relax guys, it’s still ken @isawken.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
you could be stranded in the sahara desert hundreds of miles from civilization no bars no satellite no nothing and you would still get notifications from that one discord bot in that one server channel you swear you muted ages ago
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relax guys, it’s still ken @isawken.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
my grandfather passed. i’m lucky enough that i’m new to grief, it’s sticky and sneaky, and right now i just want as many people as possible to know how great he was. for a while he managed the mule tours down into the grand canyon, and this travel writer captured a lovely lil snapshot of who he was
A crossroads and respite for canyon travelers since the turn of the last century (Teddy Roosevelt camped here during a mountain lion hunting trip in 1913), Phantom Ranch has always pitched what an early Santa Fe Railway brochure called "an atmosphere of unreality, thousands of feet down in the heart of the earth."
To get there requires a multi-day raft trip down the Colorado River, an arduous hike or a five-to seven-hour mule ride from the South Rim. I chose the latter, the cushiest of the three alternatives, but that comfort is relative: Mule riders must weigh less than 200 pounds, carry no more than what they can stuff into the equivalent of a 10-pound ice bag, and be willing to endure the views of plunging drop-offs from a seemingly precarious perch and the guffaws as they stagger off their steeds at the end of the trip. ("Don't worry," muleskinner Steve had deadpanned before our departure. "If you're afraid of heights, close your eyes. That's what the mules do.")
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relax guys, it’s still ken @isawken.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
gender euphoria from getting the two finger wave from a man in a needlessly big truck as he passes by me in my needlessly big truck
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relax guys, it’s still ken @isawken.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
call me Suppiluliuma the way i’d Hit this man and it’d be Tite as fuckkkk
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relax guys, it’s still ken @isawken.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
saw this tweet weeks ago and i’m still mad. put me in a room with this man for 20 mins and he’ll come out suicidal. i’ll make him doubt he ever knew anything about bronze age geopolitics. i’ll make him wonder if he even knows what bronze is
Christopher Nolan made the Odyssey as a way of forcing our wives and girlfriends to listen to us talk about our sea peoples theories and I say bravo
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relax guys, it’s still ken @isawken.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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tentaclechops.bsky.social @tentaclechops.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
In the mountains no one can hear me “oops” “uh oh” “oh no”
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relax guys, it’s still ken @isawken.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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relax guys, it’s still ken @isawken.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
makes a small and angelic “mowah” at you
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cunt orlok @t4tcisphobe.hellstar.plus · 01/09/2026
a high angle picture of a busy white butch in a black camo tank top the same woman but in a mirror and you can see it's wearing narwhal boxers
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cunt orlok @t4tcisphobe.hellstar.plus · 01/09/2026
lawyer shibari.....legally binding....
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nige 'dear ratboy' @niall.codes · 01/09/2026
If you wanna make games you don't need AI. Your games don't need to look good. They don't even need to be good. They just need to evoke a reaction in the player. Preferably anger. I made this game in plain JS in 20 minutes to prove this point niall.codes/gamedevsim/
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Game Dev Simulator
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relax guys, it’s still ken @isawken.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
oooobgh the work of the modern day employee is fast paced… but as a “digital no-mad”, i am free to work wherever i please….. tight deadline? no prablem boss i’m on it…. just let me go to my office…… the Mountains
zoomed out photo of a laptop in a lap, with a beautiful cloudy sky behind a tall mountain range in the distance behind some rv’s. on the laptop you can see the program “kidpix”. the drawing program for children
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relax guys, it’s still ken @isawken.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
photo of a juvenile brown colored black bear standing on its hind legs on a cooler next to a travel trailer, looking like it’s trying (unsuccessfully) to climb said trailer. above the photo is the text “She's so crazzzzzzzy! Love her!!!”
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lottie "frog k" lovely ⚧️🏴‍☠️ @vaporlight.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
look, you got two options. Option one: sit back & let cable news spray your brain out with hi-volume custom-tailored agitprop for the Jeffrey Epstein brand experience. Other option is to interrogate hungry-eyed strangers at convenience stores for snippets of true lore. Also you had to choose in 2017
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🧩 @holojester.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
writing a comedy about a zombie chef. its deadpan
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relax guys, it’s still ken @isawken.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
photo of a juvenile brown colored black bear standing on its hind legs on a cooler next to a travel trailer, looking like it’s trying (unsuccessfully) to climb said trailer. above the photo is the text “She's so crazzzzzzzy! Love her!!!”
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relax guys, it’s still ken @isawken.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
hungover as fuck today. partied too hard last night with my buddy Juvenile Black Bear. love her to death but she’s just soooo crazy
photo of a young brown colored black bear cub with its front paws on a cooler in front of a small travel trailer.  exact same photo only now the bear is standing on its hind legs on the cooler, arms on the trailer like it’s trying to climb it
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