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@asym.bsky.social
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We make Shadows Over Loathing, West of Loathing, Kingdom of Loathing (still going strong!) and are working on yet more Loathing.

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blob @gwmthing.bsky.social · 18h
playing big walk solo
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William Gibson @greatdismal.bsky.social · 23h
lol
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Lunar Twilight VA @lunartwilightva.bsky.social · 10h
Absolutely fucking hysterical bit to have her just keep coming. Reminds me of Ed the Undying from Kingdom of Loathing.
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JackdawDotTV @jackdaw.tv · 28/09/2026
R E S P E C me redo my entire skill tree
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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 28/09/2026
Say you and your friends have a bet going about how has the best skeleton. Or worst? What if you skeleton is aggressively mid. How do you figure that out? Just in time for the Halloween Giving Season we have... Skeleton Trophies topatoco.com/collections/...
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Skeleton Trophies
Prove once and for all how good your skeleton is with these trophies! Official TopatoCo merch at TopatoCo!
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Frank Lantz @flantz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
CONIMG SOON
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Asymmetric Games @asym.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's the Festival of Jarlsberg in the Kingdom of Loathing.
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Frank Lantz @flantz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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victoria mcnally @vqnerdballs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Start by offering little miniature vans to warhammer enthusiasts and then slowly give them bigger ones over time
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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 27/09/2026
pandioncristatus on tumblr:

Higgledy piggledy,
King Ozymandias
rendered in stone with a
strident decree.
Says our dear traveller
(unsentimentally)
"All that remains is his
foot and his knee."
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Asymmetric Games @asym.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh nice! Kingdom of Loathing was included in this good list of fun browser games compiled by Polygon. (The header image for the listicle is actually from Kingdom of Rogueing (zapjackson.itch.io/kingdom-of-r...), which is also free but not browser-based. Close enough, though!)
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10 Free Browser Games That are Actually Fun to Play
These 10 free browser games rival anything with a price tag, and none of them need a download.
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Asymmetric Games @asym.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh nice! Kingdom of Loathing was included in this good list of fun browser games compiled by Polygon. (The header image for the listicle is actually from Kingdom of Rogueing (zapjackson.itch.io/kingdom-of-r...), which is also free but not browser-based. Close enough, though!)
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10 Free Browser Games That are Actually Fun to Play
These 10 free browser games rival anything with a price tag, and none of them need a download.
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Asymmetric Games @asym.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Kudos to House House as a studio for staying small and taking their time. That’s how to survive for the long haul. In any event, Big Walk is fantastic and you should play it with three of your friends if you haven’t already!
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 24/09/2026
ME: So I can't put anything else on the scale? ANUBIS: No. Just your heart ME: No money, no good deeds? ANUBIS: No ME: What about steam points? I've got a ton of steam points ANUBIS: The point is to be lighter than the feather ME: I was just hoping to finally do something with the steam points
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Asymmetric Games @asym.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Our warez are on sale over at Ye Olde eShoppe
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Search Nintendo.com for games, products news and information.
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"
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Asymmetric Games @asym.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It's Yuletide in the Kingdom of Loathing.
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Tanya @tanya.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
it probably feels so good to get corrupted by power
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Zack Johnson @zapjackson.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
We're getting pretty weird with October's Item-of-the-Month.
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Old Sam @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
without downloading any new pics throw your phone into the river
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Dungeon Facts @dungeonfacts.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I had a joke about Kingdom of Loathing, but I can't tell it until rollover.
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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Archimedes Nuts
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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
bringing dead batteries back to life is revolting
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Kevin Simmons @puzzletheory.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Oh man, our video game has both locations AND places!
A screenshot of links to some of our back-end creation tools, displayed as a list of words: item, recipe, adventure, monster, location, familiar, choice, outfit, place, fx, skill, breakfasts, shop, word buckets, misc code, and pvp minis.
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whet moser @whetmoser.com · 18/09/2026
dudes rock www.nytimes.com/2026/09/18/w...
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Can Two Friends Complete a Game No One Has Ever Finished? (Gift Article)
The Campaign for North Africa, a staggeringly complicated World War II board game, has stymied players for decades. Now two guys in England are giving it a serious go.
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Asymmetric Games @asym.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It's the Feast of Boris in the Kingdom of Loathing.
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Two Questions @twoquestions.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Literally draw shitty stick figures. There's a certain charm to that, people have made whole-ass careers out of it! store.steampowered.com/app/597220/W...
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West of Loathing on Steam
West of Loathing — a slapstick comedy stick-figure wild west adventure role-playing game.
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MC Frontalot @mc.frontalot.com · 13/09/2026
Went to the club last night, caught a set by DJ Vu for the first time. Oddly, it felt a lot like we'd danced to all those tracks before.
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Zack Johnson @zapjackson.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I'm not sure how I ran across this book, but I'm glad it happened. Just delightful, and I can wholeheartedly recommend it to anyone who likes my work.
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Anna Hughes 🍁 @annaghughes.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
trying to make new friends as an adult
Amy Adams in Arrival holding the white board that says HUMAN while she's trying to communicate with aliens
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Daniel Dockery @dandock.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
All 1920s celebrity gossip is like "Wendy Williams, star in the picture The Waistcoat, has passed away. Rumors say that it was partly due to the hard-drinking lifestyle she'd cultivated. Co-star Esther Ralston says 'She loved whisky like a goblin loves a cave.' Williams was 14."
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Jess Pendley @jesspendley.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Future me watching temporary -productivity-burst me commit to meetings and calls.
A small machine, the front resembles a smiling face, and its back reflected in the mirror behind it resembles a horrified face.
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Riff Conner @rifflesby.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
so i told him "sounds like you're just feeding space pirates to samus" and mother brain started crying
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konnaire @konnaire.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Putting the :/ in https://
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Jon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I picked up a copy of the collected letters of JRR Tolkien for reasons, and this is the most bullshit table of contents I've ever seen. I'm actively angry that it exists
Contents

Introduction - vii

Foreword to the Revised and Expanded Edition - xi

Letters of J.R.R. Tolkien - 1

Notes - 607

Index - 637
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Riff Conner @rifflesby.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Your boat can only hold two passengers plus a human pilot. You have a wolf, a goat, a horse, a horse thief, the three original members of Fine Young Cannibals, three regular cannibals, a cat, a mouse, a bag of corn, a constantly egg-laying chicken (1 per trip), a wolf-eating cabbage, Sir Walter Rale
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Zack Johnson @zapjackson.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
See me after class.
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Alex Spahn 🌋🌪️☄️ @spahn711.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
This is a good time to remember that Africa and South America look like a t-rex head when overlapped.
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TopatoCo @topa.to · 04/09/2026
An adventurer is YOU! Live out your fantasies in the Kingdom of Loathing, lest the vicious Gnauga get you... 🍝 topatoco.com/collections/kol ⚔️ @asym.bsky.social
various Kingdom of Loathing merch, including two tees and a button pack
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Rikibeth @rikibeth.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
IDK who needs to know this but Oriental Trading is selling one gross of Harryhausen skeletons for $25 www.orientaltrading.com/bulk-mini-ha...
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Bulk Mini Halloween Skeleton Warrior Toy Soldiers – 144 pc | Oriental Trading
March spooky fun into Halloween celebrations with these mini skeleton warrior toy soldiers. Featuring detailed skeletal battle poses and classic army men ...
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Leftist Logician (she/her) @leftistlogician.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Kingdom of Loathing includes a lot of great things, but especially one of my favoritest RPG classes either, the Accordion Thief, the most spoony bardiest class to ever spoony bard.
"The scourge of mariachis and polka bands, the Accordion Thieves have plied their malign craft since time out of mind. Their Moxie serves them well in both their adventures and their interactions with 'the ladies/gentlemen.'"

Play Style: Accordion Thieves steal accordions, which they then use to fight their opponents and play helpful songs for other Adventurers.

Features:

Can Pickpocket things
Can steal and use accordions
Does not have to buy their own accordion
Can sneak into other guilds
 Accordion Thief
ID	6
Skills	6000 - 6999
Main stat	Moxie
Stomach capacity	15
Liver capacity	14
Spleen capacity	15
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Asymmetric Games @asym.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Our games are discounted on Steam right now! 3x11% off on Shadows Over Loathing and 6x11% off on West of Loathing and the DLC. It's nine kinds of ridiculous! store.steampowered.com/developer/Asym
The cover images for Shadows Over Loathing (a creepy house silhouetted against a giant moon with tentacles coming in from all sides)  and West of Loathing (a cowboy with a beer stein and revolver standing in front of a Monument Valley style background).
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Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 01/09/2026
Thank you, Kingdom of Loathing forums. You remembered after all these years...
an email titled Happy Birthday from Forums of Loathing
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Asymmetric Games @asym.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
KoL: September's Item-of-the-Month, the meat shield toddler, is now available in Mr. Store. Pick one up for terrarium and watch her grow into a full-blown maiden.
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Asymmetric Games @asym.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
It's Labour Day in the Kingdom of Loathing.
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alicia 🍳 @acorviart.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
a murder [ #art ]
Illustration of a crow on a branch, surrounded by the old windows XP ghosting error screens, all duplicating the crow's face so it looks like there's a murder of crows.
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SpaceSkeleton Dragon @thespaceskeleton.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I like West Of Loathing so much that today I bought Shadows Over Loathing. Haven't played this one yet, but I suspect it's just as batshit insane as West Of was.
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clanky bluesky @herbkuffer.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
when i was learning perspective for high school and practiced with the west of loathing potemkin gang 11/20/2023
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Zack Johnson @zapjackson.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Cowards.
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Riff Conner @rifflesby.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
got my next D&D character
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