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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 9m
i just realized that famed Gorgon, Medusa, was probably really good at driving. none of the stories ever mention anything about her having any car accidents, so it makes sense
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 6h
doing that thing where i breathe constantly to ensure i have the appropriate blood oxygen levels, again
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 6h
and it's right here right now and we just have to deal with it smdh
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cap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 7h
Serving 18 months for handmaking Microwaved Turkey Sausage Scented Candles that I was “returning” to TJ Maxx
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 6h
it's called wearing a pocket protector maybe you've nerd of it
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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
it's called being cold maybe you've brrrd of it
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 6h
i'm like if Jason Statham, using only swear words, had to be called back in to action once again to extract vengeance on a gang of thugs who are bullying an entire small town
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 6h
the reason i try not to say swear words very often is because i’m too good at them
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 6h
it makes me mad that, when i'm riding around in my self-driving flying car, if i want to flip someone off i have to use my own finger. the car should do that for me
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 6h
Castlevania font generator that says "heyy heyyyyy heyyyey hey"
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sky @iamspacegirl.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
me to a person at the park: Hello me to a goose at the park: Hellonk
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
shoutout to most of you who are cool and weird and not jerks
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
this movie indeed rules; some of my favorite werewolf imagery in this
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
look, i said i’m awake, that doesn’t mean i’m conscious though
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
what kind of bush league behavior is this
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
bringing shame upon my family because my sweatshirt cuff got a little wet
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
i think it’d be cool if dr frankenstein moved in next door to me but i would write my name on all my body parts just to be safe
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
godzilla: hey folks it’s me, godzilla. nice to meet you the people: *start firing rockets at him* godzilla: well what the fuck
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
I think it's bad that the country is led by people who haven't had a real problem in their entire lives and couldn't get a regular job due to being too weird
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Same same. It was an easy call. Never looked back. Don’t even know my password anymore. Never saw the lies about Talarico being in a psych ward or any other shit over there that is pure right wing hallucination Twitter is not real life.
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
an alternate universe where dinner is already figured forever
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𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝓢𝓹𝓸𝓸𝓴𝔂 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
saw your man at the grocery store and he was talking to a pretend friend on a banana
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Anna @anjvs.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Saw your man at the grocery store putting green bell peppers and orange bell peppers in the same bag.
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geist, now with double the hauntings @prettyvulgar.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
saw your man at the grocery store having a hard time with the baggies for the bulk goods
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Mary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
saw your man at the grocery store looking for SpaghettiOs in the soup aisle
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Jess Calarco @jessicacalarco.com · 12/10/2026
Kind of obsessed with this spooky season scene my 12-year-old painted today.
Acrylic paint on a roughly 8x8-inch canvas. Yellow and brown grass background with a couple of pumpkins and white sheet-style ghosts floating over top.
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
han solo looking smug, the future is bright
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
the car wash has a deal going on, i guess
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
they’re taking me in to get ceramic coated tomorrow
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
thinking of doing a post, possibly
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
He just like me fr
Kamala Harris's husband 'does not want her to run for president again'
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
there goes my heroooo watch him as he (struggling to think of a different word) goes
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
the recipe calls for them but I did not add
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I understand this view but I think we should consider the implications of preemptively giving up charging a criminal with crimes because the jury may not convict
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Jo @whatsjo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
her: did you know makeup expires? me: *spits mine out* WHAT
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
*from an undisclosed location* chirp
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Rob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
DOCTOR: have you been under any stress recently ME: come on
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
have you tried unplugging it and never plugging it back in again
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
GASP! !!
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
good news: it’s that time of year when they put away the regular flavored doomsday clock and get out the pumpkin spice flavored one
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
mods are asleep, everyone act responsibly and respectfully to show them we can be trusted when they’re not around
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
just got this week’s garbage report card from the garbage man. “Perfunctory” i am steamed
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
this isn't who we used to pretend to be
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
i know i’ve done a lot of posts today but please send me eleven hundred dollars
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
the betrayal of walking into the bathroom and missing the light switch but hitting the fan instead. why did the house trick me
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“Hello!” said the Tupperware container. “We are married now!” replied the spaghetti sauce
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
my diet for the last day has been 71% banana bread
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
[being murdered in autumn] me: *being murdered* murderer: *murdering* leaf blower: WHHHHHHRRRR
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
my back: better get out your elixirs and yoga mat, nerd
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
me: my back: hey i forgot how to be a back again
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