Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 9mi just realized that famed Gorgon, Medusa, was probably really good at driving. none of the stories ever mention anything about her having any car accidents, so it makes sense 251
Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 6hdoing that thing where i breathe constantly to ensure i have the appropriate blood oxygen levels, again 2626
Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 6hand it's right here right now and we just have to deal with it smdh 020
Reposted by Ygrenecap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 7hServing 18 months for handmaking Microwaved Turkey Sausage Scented Candles that I was “returning” to TJ Maxx 37025
Reposted by YgreneFR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 15/10/2026it's called being cold maybe you've brrrd of it 412124
Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 6hi'm like if Jason Statham, using only swear words, had to be called back in to action once again to extract vengeance on a gang of thugs who are bullying an entire small town 2120
Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 6hthe reason i try not to say swear words very often is because i’m too good at them 2263
Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 6hit makes me mad that, when i'm riding around in my self-driving flying car, if i want to flip someone off i have to use my own finger. the car should do that for me 3509
Reposted by Ygrenesky @iamspacegirl.bsky.social · 15/10/2026me to a person at the park: Hello me to a goose at the park: Hellonk 633060
Reposted by YgreneJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 14/10/2026shoutout to most of you who are cool and weird and not jerks 771274114
Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 14/10/2026this movie indeed rules; some of my favorite werewolf imagery in this 130
Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 14/10/2026look, i said i’m awake, that doesn’t mean i’m conscious though 49422
Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 13/10/2026bringing shame upon my family because my sweatshirt cuff got a little wet 5644
Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 13/10/2026i think it’d be cool if dr frankenstein moved in next door to me but i would write my name on all my body parts just to be safe 4506
Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 13/10/2026godzilla: hey folks it’s me, godzilla. nice to meet you the people: *start firing rockets at him* godzilla: well what the fuck 527152
Reposted by YgreneBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 11/04/2025I think it's bad that the country is led by people who haven't had a real problem in their entire lives and couldn't get a regular job due to being too weird 180344825292
Reposted by YgreneMolly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Same same. It was an easy call. Never looked back. Don’t even know my password anymore. Never saw the lies about Talarico being in a psych ward or any other shit over there that is pure right wing hallucination Twitter is not real life. 829419
Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 13/10/2026an alternate universe where dinner is already figured forever 928057
Reposted by Ygrene𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝓢𝓹𝓸𝓸𝓴𝔂 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 13/10/2026saw your man at the grocery store and he was talking to a pretend friend on a banana 0293
Reposted by YgreneAnna @anjvs.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Saw your man at the grocery store putting green bell peppers and orange bell peppers in the same bag. 3284
Reposted by Ygrenegeist, now with double the hauntings @prettyvulgar.bsky.social · 12/10/2026saw your man at the grocery store having a hard time with the baggies for the bulk goods 3649
Reposted by YgreneMary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 13/10/2026saw your man at the grocery store looking for SpaghettiOs in the soup aisle 46112
Reposted by YgreneJess Calarco @jessicacalarco.com · 12/10/2026Kind of obsessed with this spooky season scene my 12-year-old painted today. 1335453538
Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 11/10/2026there goes my heroooo watch him as he (struggling to think of a different word) goes 315713
Reposted by YgreneBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I understand this view but I think we should consider the implications of preemptively giving up charging a criminal with crimes because the jury may not convict 855282551
Reposted by YgreneJo @whatsjo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026her: did you know makeup expires? me: *spits mine out* WHAT 3695128
Reposted by YgreneRob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 10/10/2026DOCTOR: have you been under any stress recently ME: come on 173205812
Reposted by Ygrenesweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026have you tried unplugging it and never plugging it back in again 5489141
Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 10/10/2026good news: it’s that time of year when they put away the regular flavored doomsday clock and get out the pumpkin spice flavored one 112620
Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 10/10/2026mods are asleep, everyone act responsibly and respectfully to show them we can be trusted when they’re not around 79615
Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 10/10/2026just got this week’s garbage report card from the garbage man. “Perfunctory” i am steamed 1281
Reposted by Ygrenedr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 09/10/2026this isn't who we used to pretend to be 232797471
Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 10/10/2026i know i’ve done a lot of posts today but please send me eleven hundred dollars 1345
Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 10/10/2026the betrayal of walking into the bathroom and missing the light switch but hitting the fan instead. why did the house trick me 1010513
Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 09/10/2026“Hello!” said the Tupperware container. “We are married now!” replied the spaghetti sauce 714918
Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 09/10/2026[being murdered in autumn] me: *being murdered* murderer: *murdering* leaf blower: WHHHHHHRRRR 433666