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Ariadne Griffin @ariadnereviews.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Me returning home from a shop at Aldi #CelebrityTraitors
Joe Lycett carrying a prop gravestone
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The Absalom Archives @absalomarchives.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The ultimate hacking ability is flattering dipshits into forgetting that you shouldn't tell a stranger things
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Weidbrewer @weidbrewer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I often put "draw a monster on the box" in my shipping notes when I place orders and see who reads them. @nobleknightgames.bsky.social understood the assignment
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Andrew | TheSpoilist @thespoilist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"
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Jamie Smart @jamiesmart.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Can’t eat a sandwich until you subscribe to sandwiches. Can’t eat today’s sandwich until it has applied daily sandwich updates. Sandwich now has adverts even though you paid for ad-free sandwich. Can pay again to have less sandwich adverts. Now you can eat the sandwich, but it’s smaller.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when ai leaves u behind
7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4: 
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6: 
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy. 
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”
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🦖 Tim Curry's Rainbow Six @inkdino.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Well, of course those hippy Marxists at the Financial Times would say that.
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garth marenghi's darkcayce @cayce.zone · 30/04/2026
wile e coyote about to be crushed, saying the quoted post
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Paul ✍🏻 Dean @paullicino.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
And the sign said, "The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls and tenement halls." Pls note the correct use of ā and ṣ.
Graffiti that reads "Ea-nāṣir sells shit copper." It uses the correct ā and ṣ and everything.
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Gadsaboke @gadzaboke.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I don't think they would do that.
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
My classics Phd professor: “I want you to do a thesis” Me: “you want me to kill a minotaur?” Them: “congratulations, you’ve passed”
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Frank / Xisor @xisor.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"Forget the power of technology, science and common humanity. Forget the promise of progress and understanding. For there is no peace amongst the stars, only an eternity of carnage and slaughter and the laughter of thirsting gods." It's certainly a take on higher education... 🤦‍♂️
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Finally they came for the Daily Mail and my irony meter just packed up and left and I never heard from it again.
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Jordan Collver @jordancollver.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Like I don't hold a supernatural view of the universe at all but... that stone is a sacred relic that embodies my religion.
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Frank / Xisor @xisor.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
What gif pops up when you type your name?
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Danny DeVito as Frank Reynolds Shrugging
Alt: Danny DeVito as Frank Reynolds, in a market looking at his phone, sticks out his bottom lip, then looks around shrugging.
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TfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
have we had this yet
screen from the Simpsons of jimbo holding a camcorder and saying “videotaping this crime spree is the best idea we ever had”
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Frank / Xisor @xisor.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
"Killed by either Kahless the Unforgettable (Excalbian) or Colonel Phillip Green (Excalbian) off-screen, body shown." Not the worst way to go, and I like the whoodunnit element. Qapla'
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 03/09/2026
That was response to
Another coyote just went viral in SoCal for being the first known coyote to capture a roadrunner. How does that make you feel?
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The Failed Anarchist Revival @failedanarchist.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
yeah, nothing speaks Paganism more than a massive-ass cathedral
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
lmao
The trolley car problem with Wile E. Coyote and the Road Runner. The trolley car defies the laws of physics and slams into Wile E. Coyote.
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doctor eek (alt decorative ghost season) @absolutely-not.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
grimdark reboot of the itsy bitsy spider starring jason statham based on the true story of the small boats hoax, the waterspout is the english channel, and the rain is racist and insane britons determined to drown the country in its own raw sewage, call that gritsy britsy
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Frank / Xisor @xisor.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Nearly word or word what me and my 5yo* said too. It's tremendous!
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Dr Holly Nielsen @hollynielsen.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
If at any point I think I’m totally “good” and “right”, and don’t believe I have more to learn and unpick within myself… then I’ve learned the wrong lessons
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Frank / Xisor @xisor.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I've been reading "Starseer's Ruin" (@aptshadow.bsky.social) for a few weeks now (I'm very slow) and it's *such* a good book. I must be doing my family's heads in reading out and regaling them with bits of it. ("Ooh, remember the big lightning person, and frenemy lizard? You'll never guess!")
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Seal Biting
Alt: A seal flopping lazy-dramatically over on a tiled floor, just determinedly biting at their keeper's trouser leg, just at the edge of the gif.
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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
That story that a humanoid robot at the Droid Olympics covered 100m faster than Usain Bolt would also be true if they’d fired it from a fucking cannon.
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Sexy Plato's Cave @andrewblair.co.uk · 23/08/2026
My wife when I’ve done something well:
A sign saying “Bueno Fudge Cake”
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Otto Falcon @formalfalcon.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Siskos
An edit of the sickos meme with Ben, Jake, and Joseph Sisko looking in the window saying "YES... HA HA HA... YES!" and Sisko's Creole Kitchen in the background
#DS9
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Ellie B. Spookypants @brynstar7.xyz · 17/08/2026
Girls only want one thing and it's disgusting.
DS9 opening credits. It's Kira and a couple of Cardassians (I think Garak, but he's facing away from the camera, and Damarr, but the picture is dark and blurry and he's more in the background), but the important thing for the purposes of the joke is that the credit text says:

Jeffrey Combs
as
"Weyoun" and "Brunt"
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
In summary every tech ceo talking about their AI plans is essentially this
The south park gnome with the three phase plan phase 1 collect underpants phase 2 ? Phase three profit
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Frank / Xisor @xisor.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
"I, at any rate, am convinced that He does not peakaboo." - Albert Einstein
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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
So embarrassing when people think the point of reading a novel is to know the plot, so a summary is just as good. The plot isn’t important, you rube. You absolute simpleton. The point of reading a novel is to find out what the characters are eating and start thinking about what you want for dinner.
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Marco Langbroek @marcolangbroek.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Very happy with this result. Combination of #eclipse images (time lapse) with 35 mm lens, one image per 5 minutes, from #Leiden, the Netherlands. Old Leiden Observatory bottom right.
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🎃Simon Threadgold🎃 @sthreadgold.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Idiots.
Barbara, Dr Who, Vicki and Ian standing on a desert planet looking up at twin suns.
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Frank / Xisor @xisor.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
"Way past time to get your jammies on." "I know." "Did you not see the sun going away? Now it's going in the shadow of the Earth too!" *pauses for a moment. Then with the air of an exasperated teenager:* "I SAID know!"
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David Thomas Moore @dtmooreeditor.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
"hello, i'm calling from Acme Family Law Services, has your boyfriend ignored you to look at a hot blonde girl in the street?"
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ianthemouthofmadness.fenrisgames @fenrisgames.com · 12/08/2026
did anyone else see that green flare from Mars at midnight last night? looked bound for London
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Meteor Moonfall
Alt: a meteor crashing to earth. a million to one chance, they said.
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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
A “now that’s what I call music” fake cd cover but instead it says 

NOW
is the winter of our
DISCONTENT
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Compound bow First developed in the Ancient World Can't be drawn by just a random guy Tensile strength to make bronze arrows fly
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The Anti-Christ Brosnahan @chrisbrosnahan.com · 09/08/2026
"You're blocking out the music of humanity"
The Irritating gentleman painting by Berthold Woltze, with a woman in a victorian train, being annoyed by a man leaning over the seat behind her, except she's now wearing headphones.
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
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Syber 🔞 @syberfab.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Normal cover art for The Wicked and the Warped [ #necrons | #wh40k ]
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Syber 🔞 @syberfab.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Guys did the cover for Infinite and the Divine always look like this or is it just me?? [ #wh40k | #necrons | #Orizyn ]
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 07/08/2026
the same octopus smoking a pipe
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Andrew Thrasher @tituslegaldesign.com · 05/08/2026
Tangent to this on why I like Guardian flags old articles: Not only does it make for great cold takes (see below ⤵️), it seems genuinely designed to inform readers. A simple sentence, does the math of converting publication date to a relative article 'age', and highlighted in yellow. I like it.
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Frank / Xisor @xisor.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
If you see this, quote the energy you bring to bluesky
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Seventh Doctor Sylvester McCoy in the TARDIS
Alt: Seventh Doctor Sylvester McCoy, little older, in the '96 Tardis console room from the TV movie. Lights flash, things spark and smoke. Appearing mildly panicked he pulls down the monitor, checks, and looks dismayed.
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Frank / Xisor @xisor.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Other half just misread the title of my copy of Andy Clark's "Gloomspite" novel, as it was sat cheerfully in the pile of holiday reading. Introducing: "Gobshite" (Which is reasonably accurate, for goblins.)
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 31/07/2026
this is my new favorite diagram
Brachiosaurus projectile vomiting: forces generated and resulting traces
Assuming 50 kg (110 Ibs) of regurgitant, impact velocity from 14 m (45 ft) height, and hard-packed sand as impact site.
h = 14 m (45 ft)
Impact velocity = V = V 2gh = 16.6 m/s; kinetic energy before impact = 6,860 J
Average impact force = 68,600 N
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Colleen Cheetham-Gerrard @thecolleencg.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Screenshot of Guardian article headline reading "I thought Nolan's Odyssey was an epic bore. If you want Greek myths brought to life, try the thrill of the opera!" Tom ServiceDr Nilea Crane from Frasier as played by David Hyde Pierce
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