Reposted by Frank / XisorBethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 15h*sigh* They didn’t just write the code. They trained the agents on data pertaining to what they did and TOLD THEM TO DO IT. The “rogue” and “we can’t control this” shit is PR hype. I need Journalists to stop being the most credulous marks on the planet. 111327
Reposted by Frank / XisorWoah Oh Margaret Brown. Things Are Never Quite The Way They Seem @magstheobscure.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Shock as at least 1 in 5 children now need glasses - is social contagion to explain for the rise in testing? I Went To Specsavers, said I couldn't see the letters even though I could and they just gave me special lenses. I tried them on and now I have a headache. What are we doing to our kids? 210439
Reposted by Frank / XisorTrubs @trubshaw.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Is it "be a tortoise"? www.theguardian.com/science/2026...theguardian.comJonathan the giant tortoise, 194, offers up insight into secrets of longevityDNA analysis of oldest living land animal reveal patterns on genes that appear to protect functioning of mitochondria 46110
Frank / Xisor @xisor.bsky.social · 06/10/2026How I arrived on Blueskystatic.klipy.comAustin Powers: Allow Myself to Introduce MyselfAlt: Austin Powers, smoothly saying: Allow myself to introduce... <awkwardly losing poise> myself. 000
Reposted by Frank / XisorDr Allison Andrews’ monster @doctorallisona.bsky.social · 06/10/2026And his fucking laboratory. 011
Reposted by Frank / XisorAriadne Griffin @ariadnereviews.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Me returning home from a shop at Aldi #CelebrityTraitors 247386
Reposted by Frank / XisorThe Absalom Archives @absalomarchives.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The ultimate hacking ability is flattering dipshits into forgetting that you shouldn't tell a stranger things 1131
Reposted by Frank / XisorWeidbrewer @weidbrewer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I often put "draw a monster on the box" in my shipping notes when I place orders and see who reads them. @nobleknightgames.bsky.social understood the assignment 591278108
Reposted by Frank / XisorTim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard" 3098512767
Reposted by Frank / XisorJamie Smart @jamiesmart.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Can’t eat a sandwich until you subscribe to sandwiches. Can’t eat today’s sandwich until it has applied daily sandwich updates. Sandwich now has adverts even though you paid for ad-free sandwich. Can pay again to have less sandwich adverts. Now you can eat the sandwich, but it’s smaller. 20747511188
Reposted by Frank / XisorSmooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026when ai leaves u behind 75262529842
Reposted by Frank / XisorAlasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Well, of course those hippy Marxists at the Financial Times would say that. 026160
Reposted by Frank / XisorPaul ✍🏻 Dean @paullicino.bsky.social · 19/09/2026And the sign said, "The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls and tenement halls." Pls note the correct use of ā and ṣ. 1288
Reposted by Frank / XisorGadsaboke @gadzaboke.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I don't think they would do that. 3247
Reposted by Frank / XisorBethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 14/09/2026My classics Phd professor: “I want you to do a thesis” Me: “you want me to kill a minotaur?” Them: “congratulations, you’ve passed” 024641
Frank / Xisor @xisor.bsky.social · 11/09/2026"Forget the power of technology, science and common humanity. Forget the promise of progress and understanding. For there is no peace amongst the stars, only an eternity of carnage and slaughter and the laughter of thirsting gods." It's certainly a take on higher education... 🤦♂️ 001
Reposted by Frank / XisorOtto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Finally they came for the Daily Mail and my irony meter just packed up and left and I never heard from it again. 2602971765
Reposted by Frank / XisorJordan Collver @jordancollver.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Like I don't hold a supernatural view of the universe at all but... that stone is a sacred relic that embodies my religion. 021
Frank / Xisor @xisor.bsky.social · 03/09/2026What gif pops up when you type your name?static.klipy.comDanny DeVito as Frank Reynolds ShruggingAlt: Danny DeVito as Frank Reynolds, in a market looking at his phone, sticks out his bottom lip, then looks around shrugging. 000
Frank / Xisor @xisor.bsky.social · 03/09/2026That's utterly crushing to hear, Jay, I'm so, so sorry. 010
Frank / Xisor @xisor.bsky.social · 03/09/2026"Killed by either Kahless the Unforgettable (Excalbian) or Colonel Phillip Green (Excalbian) off-screen, body shown." Not the worst way to go, and I like the whoodunnit element. Qapla' 020
Reposted by Frank / Xisor Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 03/09/2026That was response to 1149851256
Reposted by Frank / XisorThe Failed Anarchist Revival @failedanarchist.bsky.social · 03/09/2026yeah, nothing speaks Paganism more than a massive-ass cathedral 0142
Reposted by Frank / Xisordoctor eek (alt decorative ghost season) @absolutely-not.bsky.social · 31/08/2026grimdark reboot of the itsy bitsy spider starring jason statham based on the true story of the small boats hoax, the waterspout is the english channel, and the rain is racist and insane britons determined to drown the country in its own raw sewage, call that gritsy britsy 1325
Frank / Xisor @xisor.bsky.social · 29/08/2026* not convinced (beforehand) that it was appropriate for a five year old, being very law heavy, but it seemed to be taken entirely in stride! 000
Frank / Xisor @xisor.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Nearly word or word what me and my 5yo* said too. It's tremendous! 110
Reposted by Frank / XisorDr Holly Nielsen @hollynielsen.bsky.social · 29/08/2026If at any point I think I’m totally “good” and “right”, and don’t believe I have more to learn and unpick within myself… then I’ve learned the wrong lessons 1131
Frank / Xisor @xisor.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I've been reading "Starseer's Ruin" (@aptshadow.bsky.social) for a few weeks now (I'm very slow) and it's *such* a good book. I must be doing my family's heads in reading out and regaling them with bits of it. ("Ooh, remember the big lightning person, and frenemy lizard? You'll never guess!")static.klipy.comSeal BitingAlt: A seal flopping lazy-dramatically over on a tiled floor, just determinedly biting at their keeper's trouser leg, just at the edge of the gif. 0111
Reposted by Frank / XisorJoel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 25/08/2026That story that a humanoid robot at the Droid Olympics covered 100m faster than Usain Bolt would also be true if they’d fired it from a fucking cannon. 1754989
Reposted by Frank / XisorSexy Plato's Cave @andrewblair.co.uk · 23/08/2026My wife when I’ve done something well: 0141
Frank / Xisor @xisor.bsky.social · 22/08/2026I'm sure there's a couple of Enterprise eps that meets near-enough fit this. Both "Acquisition" (Ferengi) and "The Catwalk" ('quick: everyone, get in the nacelles!') spring to mind! 020
Reposted by Frank / XisorEllie B. Spookypants @brynstar7.xyz · 17/08/2026Girls only want one thing and it's disgusting. 022443
Reposted by Frank / XisorBethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 15/08/2026In summary every tech ceo talking about their AI plans is essentially this 0195
Frank / Xisor @xisor.bsky.social · 14/08/2026"I, at any rate, am convinced that He does not peakaboo." - Albert Einstein 000
Reposted by Frank / XisorSean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 11/08/2026So embarrassing when people think the point of reading a novel is to know the plot, so a summary is just as good. The plot isn’t important, you rube. You absolute simpleton. The point of reading a novel is to find out what the characters are eating and start thinking about what you want for dinner. 734047831
Reposted by Frank / XisorMarco Langbroek @marcolangbroek.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Very happy with this result. Combination of #eclipse images (time lapse) with 35 mm lens, one image per 5 minutes, from #Leiden, the Netherlands. Old Leiden Observatory bottom right. 382581501
Frank / Xisor @xisor.bsky.social · 12/08/2026"Way past time to get your jammies on." "I know." "Did you not see the sun going away? Now it's going in the shadow of the Earth too!" *pauses for a moment. Then with the air of an exasperated teenager:* "I SAID know!" 010
Reposted by Frank / XisorDavid Thomas MooahahahAHAHA! @dtmooreeditor.bsky.social · 11/08/2026"hello, i'm calling from Acme Family Law Services, has your boyfriend ignored you to look at a hot blonde girl in the street?" 1312
Reposted by Frank / Xisorianthemouthofmadness.fenrisgames @fenrisgames.com · 12/08/2026did anyone else see that green flare from Mars at midnight last night? looked bound for Londonstatic.klipy.comMeteor MoonfallAlt: a meteor crashing to earth. a million to one chance, they said. 23805
