Sign in

Ariadne Griffin

@ariadnereviews.bsky.social
2.2K followers 197 following 9.9K posts

I write recaps and reviews about British reality TV over at ariadnereviews.com

PostsRepliesMedia
Reposted by Ariadne Griffin
Ariadne Griffin @ariadnereviews.bsky.social · 14h
I recapped the return of #Strictly: ariadnereviews.com/2026/09/30/s... a traumatised mantis, Nancy's stash of fanfics, the necessity of a Universal Punching Bag and do you feel ✨expensive✨? #scd #StrictlyComeDancing
ariadnereviews.com
Strictly 2026, Week 1: RuPaul’s House of the Dragon Race
And wardrobe never saw this coat ever again. Welcome to the Soft Reboot, we’ve got fun and more nipples that you probably anticipated!
2205
Ariadne Griffin @ariadnereviews.bsky.social · 13h
Just checking on my blog stats and what the big referrers are and... Uhhh, I have a few questions
Referrers

Referrer

Search Engines

go.bsky.app

X

X

aocr.org

GmailThe homepage for the American Osteopathic College of Radiology
020
Ariadne Griffin @ariadnereviews.bsky.social · 14h
I recapped the return of #Strictly: ariadnereviews.com/2026/09/30/s... a traumatised mantis, Nancy's stash of fanfics, the necessity of a Universal Punching Bag and do you feel ✨expensive✨? #scd #StrictlyComeDancing
ariadnereviews.com
Strictly 2026, Week 1: RuPaul’s House of the Dragon Race
And wardrobe never saw this coat ever again. Welcome to the Soft Reboot, we’ve got fun and more nipples that you probably anticipated!
2205
Ariadne Griffin @ariadnereviews.bsky.social · 17h
"How's the recap going?" well, my screenshot organising has reached this point.
an image file with the name "9zza aljaz being forced to watch Gavin and Stacey"
1140
Ariadne Griffin @ariadnereviews.bsky.social · 18h
"did you film the Lawrence Robb interview?" "Yeah, angled perfectly at crotch height, just like you asked." #scd #strictly
an incredibly crotchy angle of Lawrence Robb.
1150
Ariadne Griffin @ariadnereviews.bsky.social · 21h
A glitched version of Romesh asking "What has the BBC done for you?" advert
0172
Ariadne Griffin @ariadnereviews.bsky.social · 22h
I hope she haunts everyone involved in this.
0123
Ariadne Griffin @ariadnereviews.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The neighbourhood appears to be experiencing a power cut and it has set off just about every house alarm on the street 😭
030
Ariadne Griffin @ariadnereviews.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My bird, called Fish, is getting married in tonight's session. This is her wedding outfit, she got a sick engagement septum piercing.
A Lego flamingo wearing a knitted duck hat and with a pull tab over its beak.
150
Ariadne Griffin @ariadnereviews.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is my final boss. I must defeat this in a Dark Souls arena before its evil spreads too far.
161
Ariadne Griffin @ariadnereviews.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Shout out to the, I'm assuming, uni student who saw the cost of my Sainsbury's shop nearly halve and required me to explain clubcards to him as though they were witchcraft
0240
Ariadne Griffin @ariadnereviews.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The makes you Happy
Shaun Wright Phillips in a t-shirt that has been greeked, removing any identifiable brand names so now it just reads "the makes you happy"
130
Ariadne Griffin @ariadnereviews.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
to whoever at the BBC made the decision to timestamp all the dances on Iplayer, I love you and I hope your cereal always remains crunchy.
the first episode of Strictly on BBC Iplayer, the time bar has been segmented into the different dances - at the moment the cursor is hovering over Bethany and Nancy's routine at 1 hour in.
2543
Reposted by Ariadne Griffin
Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Tweet from Alex "Tropical" Forrest 🚉🌴 (@380kmh):

while u begged for treats I studied the blade

(picture of a dog wearing a cloak and in possession of two swords, one in its mouth)
51494210
Ariadne Griffin @ariadnereviews.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Lucy just flinging bits of dinosaur around has sent me over the edge #PotteryThrowdown
2110
Ariadne Griffin @ariadnereviews.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My pizza post has broken confinement and I now live in fear of being the nexus point for Bluesky's next bout of food discourse
3120
Ariadne Griffin @ariadnereviews.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A truly majestic sight.
8 pizzas
3366840
Reposted by Ariadne Griffin
Slideshare Gems @goodslides.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
4914313
Ariadne Griffin @ariadnereviews.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Wisdom of the Crowd is a decent enough quiz show concept but my God if isn't couched in the naffest gimmick of the rolling heads
140
Ariadne Griffin @ariadnereviews.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Little paws 🐾
Otis, a medium sized dog in his basket, his paws are hanging over the edge
0290
Ariadne Griffin @ariadnereviews.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Movie Week in week 2 is crazy person behaviour. #scd #strictly
2352
Ariadne Griffin @ariadnereviews.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
me when I'm being very serious #scd #strictly
0272
Ariadne Griffin @ariadnereviews.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Shirley comforting Anton because he remembered a Strictly series before the 12th one #scd #strictly
0181
Ariadne Griffin @ariadnereviews.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It's officially Strictly now that the Bridge of Medium Size has returned #scd #strictly
2460
Ariadne Griffin @ariadnereviews.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
me every time they mention TikTok dancing #scd #strictly
0332
Ariadne Griffin @ariadnereviews.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I hate it when I get 1 really warm leg #scd #strictly
4402
Ariadne Griffin @ariadnereviews.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'm going to place £10 on the potential of Jaime Winstone being the Bottom Two Goddess of the series #scd #strictly
1120
Ariadne Griffin @ariadnereviews.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Jaime Winstone playing to the cheap seats in every theatre in the country <3 #scd #strictly
0160
Ariadne Griffin @ariadnereviews.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
kind of of obsessed with this power lesbian tango? #scd #strictly
Jamie Winstone and Carlos Gu
3244
Ariadne Griffin @ariadnereviews.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"is that the best dog-based dance that ended with a bone in his mouth" Babe, on this show, it didn't even crack the top 10. #scd #strictly
1210
Ariadne Griffin @ariadnereviews.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Graeme has to thank every deity going that he didn't end up doing this dressed as a basset hound. #scd #strictly
4282
Ariadne Griffin @ariadnereviews.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Katya raging in the Johannes Loft Conversion as Maddie steals her whole thing of not doing the required genre #scd #strictly
1250
Ariadne Griffin @ariadnereviews.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
who the hell was Maddie meant to be marrying dressed like this?????? #scd #strictly
1190
Ariadne Griffin @ariadnereviews.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
they should take away 5% of Melanie's votes for every Gavin and Stacey reference in her routines. #scd #strictly
0160
Ariadne Griffin @ariadnereviews.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
realising there's another hour of this #scd #strictly
0313
Ariadne Griffin @ariadnereviews.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
FINALLY! Some "I'm having a mental breakdown, give me bangs" representation! #scd #strictly
Amy with bangs that are a BOOM.
2264
Ariadne Griffin @ariadnereviews.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
every now and again the slightly delayed Strictly subtitles create a banger album cover #scd #strictly
A chicken with the subtitle "hidden behind a character"
0344
Ariadne Griffin @ariadnereviews.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
which Netflix documentary is this? #scd #strictly
Lacey Turner saying "I killed archie" while sat in an armchair
0170
Ariadne Griffin @ariadnereviews.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I believe we're halfway through, lads. #scd #strictly
1121
Ariadne Griffin @ariadnereviews.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Johannes trying to get a quote from Cach being harder than squeezing blood out of a rock </3 #scd #strictly
0170
Ariadne Griffin @ariadnereviews.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
the production of this entire routine was stellar #scd #strictly
Nancy and Bethany
0321
Ariadne Griffin @ariadnereviews.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
this might be some of the most bizarre training gear we've had in the minute? It's very... excess fleshy... #scd #strictly
nancy in a beige loosely wafty tranining gear
190
Ariadne Griffin @ariadnereviews.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Alexis, WHY WOULD YOU POINT AT HIS FEET!? #scd #strictly
2190
Ariadne Griffin @ariadnereviews.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
RIP to the standard is so high this year! #scd #strictly
1291
Ariadne Griffin @ariadnereviews.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I cannot work out Lawrence's outfit? I just know it got someone eliminated on week 3 of Project Runway in which they had to design uniforms for The Bank of America. #scd #strictly
Lawrence in a grey sheer top that is also an apron?????
2193
Ariadne Griffin @ariadnereviews.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
She's so crazzzzzzzzzzzy! love her!!! #scd #strictly
1283
Ariadne Griffin @ariadnereviews.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Already a series highlight #scd #strictly
1398
Ariadne Griffin @ariadnereviews.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I might be Team Colgate Advert #scd #strictly
Tabby and Mark with perfect teeth
0290
Ariadne Griffin @ariadnereviews.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Emma Willis doing a wonderful job of not slipping into a patronising baby voice #scd #strictly
2190
Ariadne Griffin @ariadnereviews.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
does Josh Widdicombe earn extra for working as a part time censor bar? #scd #strictly
1230