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Whoever ends up running Doctor Who should now commission Ross Sutherland to write an episode without using the letters 'A' or 'I'

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Andrew Blair @andrewblair.co.uk · 4h

Fuck you, passive-aggressive contact lens box

A box of contact lenses with “hello it’s great to see you - boots opticians” written on it

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Paul Byrne @theplanetaryguy.com · 9h

This is a photograph of the edge of one of Saturn's rings, looking down from above. Those spiky dark shapes are shadows. Shadows of giant towers of ice and dust grains clumped together that rise up to three *kilometres* above the 10-m thick rings.

A series of bands cross the image from left to right, brighter at the bottom and darkening towards the top. A band of empty space is at the top of the image. About a quarter down from the top is a complex pattern of jagged, spiky shadows cast onto the rings. The icy towers casting the shadows are seen here at a highly oblique angle.

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Oldfirmfacts @oldfirmfacts.bsky.social · 15h

New Scotland manager suffering from same issue as old Scotland manager: Scotland players

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Andrew Blair @andrewblair.co.uk · 17h

if anyone's thinking about having children I can save you some time

Screengrab of email.
Sender: Innoflate
Subject: FREE Child Offer Extended!

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Andrew Blair @andrewblair.co.uk · 17h

So do all the comedy people know how much of a creep Tim Key is or no?

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Gutter Magazine @gutter.bsky.social · 19h

Submissions close tomorrow at midnight 📝 We can't wait to see what you've got in store for us.

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Ed Jefferson @edjefferson.com · 20h

They should make a comic where Batman makes a real difference by posting online

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Andrew Blair @andrewblair.co.uk · 20h

Next week on Philosophy Bluesky: if the Weeping Angels were real would it be okay to kiss one?

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Andrew Blair @andrewblair.co.uk · 21h

Absolutely adore how insane an idea 'small car park 800ft above London' is.

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RRRMMM @strongmisgiving.bsky.social · 22h

It's nobody's fault, things are bleak, but man there's so much bleak stuff on this website

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Andrew Blair @andrewblair.co.uk · 29/09/2026

More like hound zero waaeee

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Andrew Blair @andrewblair.co.uk · 28/09/2026

My daughter has informed my that I am allowed a maximum of 29 farts while doing her bedtime

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Andrew Blair @andrewblair.co.uk · 28/09/2026

does anyone here with a douchey yet sincere voice mind recording something for me?

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Andrew Blair @andrewblair.co.uk · 28/09/2026

Has enough time passed that we can say the “Tim Curry allowed himself to be treated as a fellow muppet” thing is dumber than incest in the desert?

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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

This is how I remember the order of Henry VIII’s wives.

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Andrew Blair @andrewblair.co.uk · 28/09/2026

There isn’t one. It’s a trilogy of handsomely made films that absolutely do not cohere.

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Andrew Blair @andrewblair.co.uk · 27/09/2026

Ah shit, she’s my MP and she’s good at it. One of the few times an MP or MSP actually engaged with my concerns. Weird choice by the LibDems, enough to make you cynical about their motivations.

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Ed Jefferson @edjefferson.com · 27/09/2026

the bleakest bit of this is that he only knows his companionship has enriched their lives 'to some degree'. i think chewbacca might have men's mental health.

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Andrew Blair @andrewblair.co.uk · 27/09/2026

Just to remind you all that Chewbacca “remains decidedly apolitical”

From the Star Wars Visual Encyclopaedia:

CHEWBACCA
Having spent more than two centuries witnessing the rise and fall of darkness in the galaxy, Chewbacca remains decidedly apolitical. His focus is always his family, whether related by blood or by the bonds of friendship. Human lifespans are much shorter than those of Wookiees, and Chewie has had to say goodbye to many humans over the course of his long life.
But he carries their spirit with him, heartened by the knowledge that his companionship has enriched their lives to some degree. Chewie's honor family now encompasses Rey, Poe, and Finn, for each of these new-generation heroes have meant so much to Han and Leia.

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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman.

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Andrew Blair @andrewblair.co.uk · 27/09/2026

Contains the words “well they tried”, “do Time Lords have ket?” and “shitty Devo”

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Andrew Blair @andrewblair.co.uk · 27/09/2026

He demolish my spa til I complete laps

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Andrew Blair @andrewblair.co.uk · 26/09/2026

True or false: in Ireland it’s called “The Republic of Burgers”

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Andrew Blair @andrewblair.co.uk · 26/09/2026

The FA’s punishment for Man City depends on whatever quotes they get for carving a bunch of asterisks into some trophies

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Andrew Blair @andrewblair.co.uk · 26/09/2026

Not only should you do this but you should bring one for everyone in the room and then proclaim: “Nosh time! Let’s have a nosh!”

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RRRMMM @strongmisgiving.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

My recommendation is that you should bring a full english to a job interview

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Andrew Blair @andrewblair.co.uk · 26/09/2026

Bono now looks like an owl that refused to leave Chernobyl

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Andrew Blair @andrewblair.co.uk · 26/09/2026

Just saw a poem that manages to contradict its own imagery yet is also three lines long.

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Andrew Blair @andrewblair.co.uk · 25/09/2026

Glaring omissions from the NYT's top 100 TV shows of the century include: * Sexy Camelot * that internet clip show with Chris Addison and Gail Porter * Women Are Murdered With Great Cinematography * the reboot of Bergerac

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Kym Deyn @kymdeyn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I've just paid for a slightly spenny reprint of some Braag titles, so if anyone wants to buy a braag book now's a good time

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Andrew Blair @andrewblair.co.uk · 25/09/2026

thing is the best tv of the 21st century was whatever was on at my friend Rich's flat after the pubs had shut on a Friday.

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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Why is no one having kids? GAS PRICES. Today it cost me over $100 to fill up my child

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Ryan Vance @ryanvance.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The Scottish context is different, but: I began considering ADHD as a thing in 2014, started seeking help from my GP in 2019 and didn’t get *~officially~* put on a waiting list until 2021. It is now 2026. You simply have to live as if you’re not getting help. www.theguardian.com/society/2026...

theguardian.com

NHS bodies in England impose two-year minimum wait for ADHD and autism assessments

Patient groups decry ‘scandalous’ delays as four integrated care boards take step due to soaring demand for diagnoses

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Andrew Blair @andrewblair.co.uk · 25/09/2026

AITA? Read this to find out more bsky.app/profile/andr...

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Andrew Blair @andrewblair.co.uk · 24/09/2026

I remembered that seven years ago we made a podcast out of @smaychel.bsky.social’s reinterpretation of Animals of Farthing Wood and listened to it again, it remains funny, brutal and brilliant

poetryasfuck.bandcamp.com

Rachel Plummer: Head Set, by Poetry As Fuck

1 track album

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Rose Ruane @regretteruane.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Hauntological horror sitcom where these people are next door neighbours with the British Pork advert family when?

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Andrew Blair @andrewblair.co.uk · 24/09/2026

New Hibs manager is giving off “I’ve made a huge mistake”

Marink Reedijk standing in front of a stand of green seats, wearing a green scarf with the Hibs FC. Badge and a facial expression that suggests the first dawnings of regret

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Herr Donkey Gunther Büergers @calamityjon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Wild thing I learned earlier today -- the phrase "This is a job for Superman" predates Superman. I found citations as early as 1909.

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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Always a treat to be reminded of an old friend

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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"

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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I came up with some more inane bullshit for everyone to argue about!

(September 23, 2026 at 10:44am)
Fake opinions to argue over…
- Never turn left on a first date.
- Every kindergarten student should have an unpaid internship.
- The periodic table is too sexual.
- Bigfoot should be allowed to vote.
- Having a dream is the same as reading a book.
- You can wear a crop top to a funeral if the deceased person was hot when they died.

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Andrew Blair @andrewblair.co.uk · 23/09/2026

happy bisexuality awareness day

A cover of Newsweek featuring three people standing together, shadow across their faces. The cover strapline reads: 'Bisexuality: not gay, not straight, a new sexual identity emerges'
Photoshopped over this - extremely well, you'd have to say - is an image of Spider-man with his spider-sense going off.

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Andrew Blair @andrewblair.co.uk · 23/09/2026

Probably exaggerated in the telling but the boys were dismissed so the deputy head could tell the girls “some of you are dressed like hoors”

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