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Will Templeton

@willeth.bsky.social
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Keep your beers cold and your rods hot. Cancer boy, Scorpio man

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Elizabeth Lopatto @lopatto.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"we have to be nice to AIs because what if AIs are people" no. wrong. stupid. get your priorities in order. if AIs are people, a group of human beings knowingly created a class of sentient slaves, and we must hunt the human creators down because they are a threat to our society
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Brian Clevinger @bclev.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Two little ceramic pigs at a thrift store or similar. They are labeled as “Pigs with no specific duties.”
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MonotoneTim @monotonetim.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
linklink?
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CosmicRami 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @rami.spaceaustralia.com · 04/09/2026
An incredible image, and overall winner of this year's Australian Geographic Nature Photography award. Using a DJI Mavic 3 Pro (drone), Matt Deakin captured an extremely rare moment - seeing a critically endangered Sawfish in the wild and passing by a Turtle, off the Pilbara coast in WA.
Aerial image of a Sawfish as it swims below and past a turtle
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Will Templeton @willeth.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
For what should hopefully be obvious reasons, I fully endorse this.
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DreStation @drestation.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I'm in York. The Apple.
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Chris Franklin @errant-signal.com · 28/08/2026
"Milo got arrested!" "That's good!" "By an unaccountable secret police force" "That's bad" "He supported them, though, so there's delicious irony at play." "That's good!" "But they came for him because fascist power has reached a point where petty infighting can lead to arrests" "That's bad"
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Will Templeton @willeth.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Summarise one of your favourite films as much as possible. I'll go first: Dog isn't.
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Will Templeton @willeth.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Summarise one of your favourite films as much as possible. I'll go first: Dog isn't.
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Chris Piuma @wordgarbler.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Give a child a book in tribute.
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Will Templeton @willeth.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Hey, it worked to get them a news cycle once before, can't blame them for trying again.
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Will Templeton @willeth.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
@brainmage.bsky.social You've turned me into this.
A photo of a hand holding open the first page of a cryptic crossword book. It is half finished.
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MariNaomi (they/them) @marinaomi.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
An annoying thing about being publicly queer is when a dude wants to objectify women with me. Sir, I am bisexual, I am not an asshole.
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Jay Hulme @jayhulmepoet.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
When Jesus jumps up on the counter even though he KNOWS he's not allowed
Two women are cleaning the church in Leipzig in 1938/39 and have hauled the silverware and crucifix out onto the steps, where they spray Jesus with water from a hose.
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Will Templeton @willeth.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I don't know about you guys, but I've been enjoying a lovely morning failing to log in to the Duskbloods game server.
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./yemáko/badgames.zip @badgameszip.itch.io · 10/08/2026
sorry to the haters but the CORRECT order to play the series is A Short Hike Big Walk Marathon
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Sophie Labelle @assignedmale.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Your bad art is better than AI slop.
four frame comic. first frame shows a typical AI poster that says : All chatgpt flyers look the same, especially with this font! the text above it reads : I won't go to your event if the poster was made by AI. second frame shows a still frame from a Hank Green youtube video. text above reads : I won't read your post or email and I won't watch your video if they were made with AI. third frame shows an AI restaurant poster of burgers and chicken in a window. text reads : I won't patronize your shop  or restaurant if it is advertised with AI. last frame shows an MS paint window with badly written : Your bad art is better than AI slop. text reads : if you can't take the time or make the effort to interact with me yourself, then why should I do it?
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Pete Ward @phenryward.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Oh no its happening
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/07/2026
say what you will about AI, always-on voice recording and auto dictation has been a game changer for my workflows. Save post and close app. Yeah Footlong meatball sub on white. No veggies. Don't toast it. Ranch and barbecue sauce. Yeah, ranch and bargecue sauce. More. More. Little more please
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Rob, The Bishop Of Bobbins @fishwithlasers.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Something eerie about the timing of the loss of Bill Oddie and the release of the true film as art in The Oddiessey.
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SoftballInjuryRuinedLife @shoegays.online · 28/07/2026
I just call them pants
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Matthew Reynolds @mattreyn.games · 28/07/2026
I think about this occasionally. How many DS4 controllers now unused would have made perfect second or third PS5 controllers? And after Sony announced a big environmental push the year before lol
blog.playstation.com
PlayStation Joins Forces with the United Nations to Combat Climate Change
“Playing for the Planet” brings together industry leaders to work towards sustainability goals.
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CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Hey, someone you have never heard of said something really stupid over on X 6 months ago, just thought you should know.
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milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
King Arthur when his court wizard snubs Guinevere
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Jason @nickmotown.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
You think you’re going to have a lucrative career making homeopathic wine, but after a while you realise you’re just treading water.
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Ludgarou 🐺🌕 @garou.dog · 09/05/2026
when i go to the grocer to get some fresh fruits for my smoothie
back of a pink-ish seat mii car
the badge on the car reads 'mii by mango'
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Catherine Winters @catherinewinters.com · 22/07/2026
Reminder: giving yourself PTSD is not bearing witness and it doesn't bring anyone back. You don't need to watch a bootleg VHS tape of Faces of Death to know that ICE is bad.
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Apu reacts to the worst idea he's heard since Billy and the Cloneasaurus
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John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 22/07/2026
Northern PM for two days and already imposing flat caps.
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Will Templeton @willeth.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I wonder how long I can go without learning who won the World Cup.
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Andy Hoberek @thathoberekguy.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
It must be disappointing as a cameraperson when you lob the commentator a Will Ferrell / Pharrell Williams combo and they do nothing with it.
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Will Templeton @willeth.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Time to look even less like my driving licence
The author, a white man, facing the camera at a rough 3/4 angle, with a freshly-shaved head for only the second time in his nearly forty-year long life. He sports a medium length dark moustache and beard and the lack of hair makes his single, thick eyebrow very prominent. He's wearing a black Against Me! band t-shirt and the background of the photo is a mess of board games and books.
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Will Templeton @willeth.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Game of two halves innit
A pair of posts from Chris Schilling @schillingc.bsky.social and Tom Phillips @tom-phillips.com, saying "Good fun, that" and "bit dull that" respectively, minutes apart. Presumably about The Football.
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The Floppy Guy 🌈💾 @floppyguy.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
love is freeware 🌈💾 #floppydiskart
3.5" floppy disks of many colors, arranged to resemble a heart. In the background there is but darkness
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 18/07/2026
based on the trailer alone I don't think Chris Nolan even played Mario Odyssey
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vitzpatel @vitzpatel.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
With England out of the tournament, the risk of domestic abuse is about to spike. Please reach out for help, you are not alone 🙏🏽 DA is never okay, there is no excuse.
Helplines for various organisations who help with those subjected to domestic violence
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Will Templeton @willeth.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Checking in on Bluesky for the first time tonight and it's wild to me how many of you all end up being into football. Just normal people most of the time and then suddenly one night you know all these men's names and what they do. Do you deliberately hide it the rest of the time?
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Will Templeton @willeth.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
You ever go to @ someone and then you're like "this has definitely been sent to this person multiple times to the point they've probably talked about it in a twitch stream about how often it's been sent to them" Not even gonna name him. You all know exactly who I mean.
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Will Templeton @willeth.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
All these lamppost flags are starting to grow on me. Every day, I see the symbol of my country, faded, falling into tatters, uncared for, because those that claim to love it just want to bully people. But not beyond repair, not yet. It's like being surrounded by little poems every day.
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
“Verify your age” motherfucker it’s on Wikipedia
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Ben is Unionized and Writes Stuff @beewubs.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
No union employees at Blizzard were impacted by today’s bloodbath—and I sincerely doubt that was because the powers that be think that we’re all vital. Odds are, they wanted easy cuts. Status Quo makes you not easy. The best time to unionize was a year ago. The second best time to unionize is now.
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Will Templeton @willeth.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I love it when the Amazon chat drones break kayfabe
A screenshot of text from an Amazon web chat, black on white, with initials for the participants. Conversation follows:

M: I hope the best for you. And I really hope that when the driver will come to deliver, You will be home.

W: He has already delivered while we were talking. This is all resolved. Thank you!

M: Ohhh wowwwww.
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Tom O @vgtomo.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
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Lucy Knisley @lucyknisley.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Free to download, and printable on standard Avery 5164 shipping label stickers. Enjoy!
Hand drawn text reading: Oh no! ANOTHER HIDEOUS GENERATIVE AI FLYER
Looks like they:
-don’t care about the harm to the planet and our drinkable water
-devalue human artists and creativity
-lined a billionaire’s pocket instead of hiring a local artist
-want everyone to become more lazy, stupid and misinformed
HOW EMBARRASSING 
The text image from the other image in this post, printed six times to fit on mailing label stickers when printed
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Joshua Foust 🪖🎮 @joshuafoust.com · 30/06/2026
I feel like she, specifically, should know better
Artificial intelligence
66 Is AI an exoskeleton for the mind?
Technology that helps people do things they couldn't otherwise achieve can also lead to atrophy
Sarah O'Connor
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Will Templeton @willeth.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I just bought VIDEOBALL during the Steam Sale. Not -in- the Steam Sale, as it is never discounted, but I bought it regardless because it is £7 and high time I owned it somewhere other than the PS4. And you should, too. store.steampowered.com/app/277390/V...
store.steampowered.com
VIDEOBALL on Steam
VIDEOBALL is a sport everyone can play.We researched basketball, football, soccer, first-person shooters, and real-time strategy games. VIDEOBALL is a compact expression of all sports' mechanics.
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Brainmage.itch.io @brainmage.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Darling, shall we have some friends over for T h e E x p o n e n t i a l C o u s c o u s?
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⚝ vorsprung durch zauberkraft ⚝ @inobscurity.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
bad news for british weird kids of the 90s: i just realised how similar the phrase "the artist richard elson" sounds to "the actor kevin eldon"
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
the uk should be banning social media for middle aged people. look what a simple web forum called "mums net" did to those bog apes. their yakubian brains can't handle it
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James Ball @jamesrball.com · 15/06/2026
It is the official stance of the UK government that you're mature enough at 16 to vote in general elections, but not mature enough to go on YouTube after dark.
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