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milk bottle champion

@stepheniscowboy.bsky.social
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i am the world's fastest classically trained clown

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milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
doom painting is so so good it has that mantel in place of greater safety effect of even knowing how the history goes, it feels so alive and thus has the cockiness of the present i truly think the peasants will win
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milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
At uni some friends of mine got detained by the RAF Base Police because on the drive back from a walk in the moores they pulled over for a piss and a vomit and turned out they did this at one of the side gates of RAF Fylingdales (missile early warning radar base)
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milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
normal guy: oh hey man how's it going
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milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
how it feels to be 38 years old and adding a *swear* to a shakespeare quote
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milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
where's his fucking poppy
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milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
'white heat' was my nickname at uni
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Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We can read the equivocations mate here i circled em for you
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milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
his own head seems photoshopped on here
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Worst Truck @warmworm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"The ways in which" <- Elmer Fudd telling you who turned him into dried fruit
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milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
what if we used iced coffee to cool down ai datacentres
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milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
getting kicked out of the captain tom gloryhole because i brought an iced coffee
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milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
youtu.be/ky0YV6Q4YPk?... If they don't pass the test
youtu.be
You Passed The Test - The Peter Serafinowicz Show
YouTube video by Absolute Jokes
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milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I love the writer Joyce Carol Dates
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milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ed Sheeran's Canadian leg of the tour off to a flying start
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milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I think if he could harness whatever energy it is that makes gen X think swearing and drinking is somehow a transgressive act still we could remove our global reliance on fossil fuels by the end of 2026
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milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
(guy who definitely has a firm sense of his place in the world): i think.. im gonna start a podcastt
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milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
What's good for the goose is soooo good for the goose, man, keep giving it to the goose
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milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Had such a nice day today (day off: breakfast in a caf, massage, lunch and wander with a bestie, go buy a book from my mates bookshop, load of reading) feel like im my own dog about to put myself down tomorrow
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milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
what if lisa nandy went into an escape room to celebrate her promotion to culture secretary and just hasn't figured out how to leave yet
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milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
my contribution to dating app discourse is every time you screenshot a strangers profile with the goal of posting it online your phone should explode in your hand
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milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Id like to see a new dog with an old trick. Like a puppy sawing a woman in half
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milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
do you think the dead body chalk outline guys ever want to get a bit jazzy with it?
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milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
useless at scheming french grand vizier who keeps just giving fish to the sultan
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milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
with clegg going to Meta and this you've finally got the Lib-Lab coalition and it's main policy is an appeasal of surveillance capitalism
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milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
crazy nominative determinism here
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milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Once they were all children so captivated by a big loud world they didn't understand. At what point on the way to becoming a journalist did they become obsessed with how many different ways they can appease the most base fascist instincts of the country
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milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
mouse deaths followed by the reading of the last cheese and testament
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milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
asking my mates if i can give a treat to their cat
Book held in left hand. The title is MAY WE FEED THE KING
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milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Oi mate you got a loisense for that clipper?
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milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
love when a dvd tells you what's coming out soon
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milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
They made it watch one episode of Mrs Brown's Boys and it jailbroke the model and exploded the server
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milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
rejected frasier title cards
Picture of a chapter title "The Unaccountable Conduct of Professor De Worms"
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milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
especially at a time like this
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milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
but no one talks about the massive expanding cage at nicholas sinkhole's house
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milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
the emperor has no clothes and they are seeeeexyyyyyyy 🚨🚨🚨
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milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
(william tell nocking an arrow) the apple, who killed my father , i have found you
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milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
you know i have been accepting cookies on the internet for years and no website has ever actually given me a nice biscuit
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milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
is there a long read somewhere on how right wing "auditor" culture blew up ?
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milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
thinking again of the best achievement in gaming
Ps5 achievement "True Cardinal. Description "You made it through the church council without raising suspicion"
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milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
(teenage mutant ninja turtles voice) Danny Tommo's Fascist Blackshorts
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milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
blocking off an hour in my calender to just stare at this picture and cry
Man sticks out his tongue to a baby macaque in the left pic and in the right pic the baby macaque sticks their tongue out at the man
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milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
nimbys remained unmatched
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milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
guy waiting for some kind of image recognition disaster to impact a river on the welsh border: one day i will use the headline 'captcha in the rye'... and mother will have to admit I am clever
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milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Andy Burnham is more scared of confronting focus groups than fascism
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milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
we're about 6 hours away from an andy burnham tiktok that clips the office (us) in a way that's pro dover protestor and has jim and pam talking about legitimate concerns
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milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
1938 BBC: Mr Chamberlain do you think there's too much of an issue here on the plight of Czechoslovakia, and not enough focus on Lebensraum?
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milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Being called Nicholas is so hard like do you wanna be known as Nick, Nicky or If-Jesus-Christ-had-not-died-for-the-thou-hadst-been-damned
Wikipedia screenshot showing the other names of Nicholas Barbon, including  "If-Jesus-Christ-had-not-died-for-the-thou-hadst-been-damned"
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milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
New green lung album on Friday and I can feel it will be year defining for me open.spotify.com/track/33Jwbp...
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Green Lung · Black Magick Radio · Song · 2026
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