milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026doom painting is so so good it has that mantel in place of greater safety effect of even knowing how the history goes, it feels so alive and thus has the cockiness of the present i truly think the peasants will win 000
milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026At uni some friends of mine got detained by the RAF Base Police because on the drive back from a walk in the moores they pulled over for a piss and a vomit and turned out they did this at one of the side gates of RAF Fylingdales (missile early warning radar base) 001
milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026normal guy: oh hey man how's it going 140
milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026how it feels to be 38 years old and adding a *swear* to a shakespeare quote 050
milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026'white heat' was my nickname at uni 140
Reposted by milk bottle championRose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 27/09/2026We can read the equivocations mate here i circled em for you 732584
milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026his own head seems photoshopped on here 040
Reposted by milk bottle championWorst Truck @warmworm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026"The ways in which" <- Elmer Fudd telling you who turned him into dried fruit 412928
milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026what if we used iced coffee to cool down ai datacentres 010
milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026getting kicked out of the captain tom gloryhole because i brought an iced coffee 070
milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026youtu.be/ky0YV6Q4YPk?... If they don't pass the testyoutu.beYou Passed The Test - The Peter Serafinowicz ShowYouTube video by Absolute Jokes 020
milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I love the writer Joyce Carol Dates 110
milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Ed Sheeran's Canadian leg of the tour off to a flying start 040
milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I think if he could harness whatever energy it is that makes gen X think swearing and drinking is somehow a transgressive act still we could remove our global reliance on fossil fuels by the end of 2026 030
milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026(guy who definitely has a firm sense of his place in the world): i think.. im gonna start a podcastt 010
milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026What's good for the goose is soooo good for the goose, man, keep giving it to the goose 010
milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Had such a nice day today (day off: breakfast in a caf, massage, lunch and wander with a bestie, go buy a book from my mates bookshop, load of reading) feel like im my own dog about to put myself down tomorrow 030
milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026what if lisa nandy went into an escape room to celebrate her promotion to culture secretary and just hasn't figured out how to leave yet 081
milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026my contribution to dating app discourse is every time you screenshot a strangers profile with the goal of posting it online your phone should explode in your hand 0113
milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Id like to see a new dog with an old trick. Like a puppy sawing a woman in half 083
milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026do you think the dead body chalk outline guys ever want to get a bit jazzy with it? 020
milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026useless at scheming french grand vizier who keeps just giving fish to the sultan 030
milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026with clegg going to Meta and this you've finally got the Lib-Lab coalition and it's main policy is an appeasal of surveillance capitalism 051
milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Once they were all children so captivated by a big loud world they didn't understand. At what point on the way to becoming a journalist did they become obsessed with how many different ways they can appease the most base fascist instincts of the country 000
milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026mouse deaths followed by the reading of the last cheese and testament 000
milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026asking my mates if i can give a treat to their cat 0104
milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Oi mate you got a loisense for that clipper? 020
milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026love when a dvd tells you what's coming out soon 031
milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026They made it watch one episode of Mrs Brown's Boys and it jailbroke the model and exploded the server 010
milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026but no one talks about the massive expanding cage at nicholas sinkhole's house 020
milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026the emperor has no clothes and they are seeeeexyyyyyyy 🚨🚨🚨 020
milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026(william tell nocking an arrow) the apple, who killed my father , i have found you 000
milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026you know i have been accepting cookies on the internet for years and no website has ever actually given me a nice biscuit 020
milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026is there a long read somewhere on how right wing "auditor" culture blew up ? 000
milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026thinking again of the best achievement in gaming 000
milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026(teenage mutant ninja turtles voice) Danny Tommo's Fascist Blackshorts 3408
milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026blocking off an hour in my calender to just stare at this picture and cry 0140
milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026guy waiting for some kind of image recognition disaster to impact a river on the welsh border: one day i will use the headline 'captcha in the rye'... and mother will have to admit I am clever 011
milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Andy Burnham is more scared of confronting focus groups than fascism 030
milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026we're about 6 hours away from an andy burnham tiktok that clips the office (us) in a way that's pro dover protestor and has jim and pam talking about legitimate concerns 030
milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 08/09/20261938 BBC: Mr Chamberlain do you think there's too much of an issue here on the plight of Czechoslovakia, and not enough focus on Lebensraum? 071
milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Being called Nicholas is so hard like do you wanna be known as Nick, Nicky or If-Jesus-Christ-had-not-died-for-the-thou-hadst-been-damned 173
milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026New green lung album on Friday and I can feel it will be year defining for me open.spotify.com/track/33Jwbp...open.spotify.comBlack Magick RadioGreen Lung · Black Magick Radio · Song · 2026 000