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CursèdZebra

@cursedzebra.bsky.social
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40+ • Non-binary • What the fuck are They talking about/is She serious? • Disabled • Neurodivergent • Artist • D&D • F1 • Pig Stacking Champion 📍 UK

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CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 7h
It'd be very funny if they called 999 because they saw the police tactical unit dressed in black and lurking around near the base, and thought they were terrorists.
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RossyDoesDrawings (commissions open) @rossydoesdrawings.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I drew this fancy goblin and I would like you to see this fancy goblin.
drawing of a goblin wearing a fancy outfit with a ruff collar and a big hat decorated with a fish skeleton and they have big round shorts with stripes on them and a cloak and a wavy long sword.
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caitliwinx ⚔️🍂🪾 @caitliwinx.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Well I don't have a TV or a radio so it's not surprising I haven't heard the song" You live in a bubble. What you're describing is a self-curated bubble. If you haven't heard the Mr. Blobby song, you live in a bubble and you should probably be aware of that.
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Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
you shouldn’t learn about bands from shady TikTok manipulation, you should learn about bands by hanging out with a girl you like but are also extremely afraid of
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Hourly Cosmos @hourlycosmos.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Space Station in the Aurora - From Bill (ridingrobots.bsky.social) - flic.kr/p/2pSnbjA
The International Space Station streaks toward the horizon in an eight-second exposure taken near Malad, Idaho on May 11, 2024.

Credit: NASA/Bill Dunford
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CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm going to finish writing this D&D module I'm working on any day now I swear
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CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If you can't bring yourself to say fuck, I don't think you should bother playing the engagement bait shakespeare thing.
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Gabby HC @scriblit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
*blackadder theme* His head is bigger than a fence He breathes, and everything gets warmer His urge to trample represents A nation's nuclear war trauma Godzilla! Godzilla! The scourge of beast and man! Godzilla! Godzilla! He's flattening Japan!
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Nick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
There needs to be a deposit scheme, a kind of online sealed envelope, where people can place their suspicions based on nothing more than a finely-tuned radar that somebody in the public eye will one day prove to be an absolute wrong 'un, so they can show they really did suspect all along.
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CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Is my ADHD diagnosis helping me? not really, because DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO ACTUALLY GET ANY HELP AT ALL?
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taenia @taenia.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
this shit would be funnier if I could get ny fucking doctors to believe that I am capable of feeling pain
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CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
These cars are far too 'smart' (derogatory) #f1
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Adi🍍 @2adip.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
They’re gonna be doing Falklands 2 on F1 Twitter
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CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
173 points in #fantasygp which would normally be a decent-good score, but it was a fairly high scoring round. Lost out a little in the leagues, but much like Antonlelli, if that's a bad weekend for me, I'll take that #f1
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CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Lindblad my boooooy! #f1
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CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
*I* certainly noted Max dicking about under the safety car #f1
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CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oh, oscar #f1
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CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fucks sake #f1
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CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Must be time for a Cadillac to do its party trick #f1
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CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"invert" fuck off. Just say swap. TALK NORMAL #F1
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CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"race pace is the priority" is it? #f1
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CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My predictions were Russell, Norris, Verstappen. Once again I've picked the wrong McLaren. #f1 #fantasygp
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CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I kind of hate this Chadwick segment because this should not be some once in a lifetime feel good video. It should be a thing that she and other women should be doing on a regular basis as professional racing drivers getting tests with #f1 teams. I just don't like the framing of that segment.
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CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
WOOF #f1
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A digital illustration of a version of the big board from Wheel of Fortune. An array of green rectangles (each bearing an icon of a hand with crossed fingers inside a circle with rays), and white rectangles that indicate the letters in the secret phrase contestants are trying to guess. The board is not yet solved and reads like this:

M_YB_ I_
_ILL H_PP_N
__D_Y

Standing next to the board in a shiny pink and maroon evening gown and ready to turn around newly-guessed letters is a woman whose head is a human hand with crossed fingers. 

Below the board in the space where viewers at home are informed what type of  phrase is in play it simply reads ‘PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE’
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CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
OSCAR #F1
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CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I did not put Antonelli in my top 3 tomorrow. #fantasygp #f1
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CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
#f1
Formula One driver George Russell describing a corner on a circuit map as "a small kink?"
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Epsee @epsee.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
'tis e'er sunny at the ren faire #sunnys18
//18 x 05
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CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The Sonic thing is in the DSM-6 I believe.
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CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Right, so there's 2 answers to this. The first is that like all autistic people, you're either born with the trains gene or the Sonic the hedgehog gene, and I got the Sonic gene. I was obsessed with the dude for several years.
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Jaf @jaffne.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The security camera showed me there was someone at the front door. I was not prepared for the experience.
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CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"I have been good and not bought any records recently. I should reward myself with a record" It has infact been only 2 weeks. You just have ADHD, a bad sense of time, and a need for constant good brain chemicals from packages being delivered regularly.
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CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I wish I didn't spend half the #f1 season feeling grubby about the series sportswashing for murderous regimes.
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Hazel Southwell @hazelsouthwell.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
and yes, I do think that there would (rightly) be criticism if a Western state did something this crass and a racing series capitulated to it, there was (rightly) criticism of the embarrassing IndyCar Washington fiasco and F1 deserves to get shit for being used as a political pawn
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Hazel Southwell @hazelsouthwell.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
wrote about this on Tumblr a few days ago and just had to stop myself wading into the RaceFans comments about it but the reason it's different that Aliyev has insisted the grand prix is this weekend and avoids the "remembrance day" on the Sunday is: because it is a fake political stunt
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they made gooseworx @gooseworx.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
those balatro runs where you're just making this face the whole time
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CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My top 5 albums when I turned 18 (I reckon) In no particular order: Kittie - Oracle My Ruin - A Prayer Under Pressure of Violent Anguish Metallica - Ride the Lightning The Donna's - Turn 21 Evanescence - Fallen
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CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My dad used to call me Ratbag. That's a form of nominative determinism, I suppose.
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Abigail Larson @abigaillarson.com · 21/09/2026
I do not need the rat bag I do NOT need the rat bag
JW Pei handbag shaped like a rat in black leather with gold-colored hardware.
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Elizabeth Lopatto @lopatto.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"we have to be nice to AIs because what if AIs are people" no. wrong. stupid. get your priorities in order. if AIs are people, a group of human beings knowingly created a class of sentient slaves, and we must hunt the human creators down because they are a threat to our society
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Elizabeth Lopatto @lopatto.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
no matter how I think about it, if I try taking "AIs are people" seriously, the first conclusion I come to is that every human being who worked on AI belongs locked away under the prison, never to see the light of day again
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Working Class History @workingclasshistory.com · 20/09/2026
#OtD 20 Sep 2015 the #piggate scandal broke when claims from Tory donor Lord Ashcroft were published in a right-wing newspaper that UK Prime Minister David Cameron had sex with a dead pig's head while at university stories.workingclasshistory.com/article/9335...
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CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I actually can't stress how much Netflix fucked me off, as someone who subscribed to them for 14 (fourteen) straight years. Longer than I should have, honestly! Other services I dipped in and out of for a few months at a time. Netflix was constant, and the lost me, probably forever.
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Craig Schaefer @craigschaeferbooks.com · 20/09/2026
I have been trained not to care about any show Netflix creates, BY NETFLIX. I know instantly that anything they do will be canceled no matter how successful it is, so why would I get invested? They did this to themselves, on purpose, and don't seem to grasp that incredibly obvious point.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 17/09/2026
Barefoot Ed Sheeran Introduces Sock Puppets That Will Open For Him On Tour theonion.com/barefoot-ed-sheeran-in…
Barefoot Ed Sheeran Introduces Sock Puppets That Will Open For Him On Tour
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CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
They're calling them the Waffles-SS
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jesse @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I got banned for four days for referencing lowtax
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CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Where was literally a gram of this equivocation or 'nuance' when you were banning people for saying "I wish ill on..." Someone. It's neither a direct threat, or targeting a protected category, unless 'billionaire' is a protected category.
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Sexy Tuna: Train Conductrix @dirtynerdy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Bluesky: the social media where sharing that you’re glad a nazi is dead is against the rules but telling trans people to go concentration camps isnt
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