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Spandau Calrissian

@wildebube.bsky.social
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On your left. Reply guy extraordinaire. Co-chair of the Dingo-Eaten Baby Havers Club.

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Spandau Calrissian @wildebube.bsky.social · 8h
Politicking
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Earl Grey Memes Club @earlgreymemes.club · 10/04/2025
Captain Picard kneeling over Dathon with a knife in #StarTrek TNG "Darmok" with stylized text: Is it cake?
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Dr. Meredith Wills ⚾️⚾️👀 @bbl-astrophyscs.bsky.social · 11h
Pope Leo’s White Sox:
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Blues Brothers: We're On A Mission From God
Alt: Blues Brothers: We're On A Mission From God
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Jennifer Van Goethem @jennvg.bsky.social · 15h
He's trying to do George C. Scott from Patton but is mostly doing George C. Scott from Strangelove.
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Fredo Fabrucci: The Poster's Poster™ @fredo.bsky.social · 15h
Holding in my rotting intestines in a ditch, coughing up black blood after being accidentally perforated by my fellow soldiers in the midst of slaughtering an Iranian farmer and his children "H.. heh... at least I'm not WOKE and GAY!!!!" *dies*
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Spandau Calrissian @wildebube.bsky.social · 18h
I’m 52. My hair is almost completely white. I look younger than this guy.
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Katie Drummond @katie-drummond.bsky.social · 21h
I'm so proud to publish this, and grateful to Lighthouse Reports, Arab Reporters for Investigative Journalism (ARIJ), and the Palestine Reporting Lab for the invaluable collaboration. You can read and explore the entire project here:
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How Israeli Checkpoints Choke Palestinian Life in the Occupied West Bank
Lost time. Lost jobs. Lost friends. Lost family. Lost lives. Our joint investigation reveals the system that has divided the West Bank and measures what it cost people to move through it.
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Jared Yates Sexton @jysexton.bsky.social · 20h
"If we can just win the senate we can turn this whole thing around." No. You're just choosing people who will vote for bipartisan corporate bills and austerity. The same shit. You want it to change, you find different people willing to take the right stands for the right reasons. Not cowards.
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Spandau Calrissian @wildebube.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m in a bar in San Francisco and I just heard Choosin’ Texas (only noticed because I heard the words Choosin’ Texas). It is the most unremarkable song of all time. It’s like if Lana Del Rey sang country (meaning, like if she sucked). You can wipe your ass with the pages of Rolling Stone.
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Pine Cellar @pinecellar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Welcome to (one of) my hell(s)
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Spandau Calrissian @wildebube.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Lookit this Rob Liefeld-drawn motherfucker here
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Don Bones @donbones.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
There is a new song? I could not give a shit
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Spandau Calrissian @wildebube.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Before it is inevitably regarded as a cult classic, make it a point to go see Buddy in the theaters before it’s gone. You will not regret it.
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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
rolling stone: 43 year old poser pretends he hasn't heard the baby song for babies. and if he hasn't actually heard it, it's because he's a piece of shit
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Driving directly into trees over and over because I'm trying to get my money's worth from Progressive
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
dinsey make money ooh money good yum yum money
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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Homer and bart painting a political sign that says SEX! Devoid of joy or passion! Vote for Rahm!
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Spandau Calrissian @wildebube.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Bummed that I missed it in IMAX
Poster art for Tenet (Nolan, 2020)
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Spandau Calrissian @wildebube.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Bruh. Not nice. Fucked country.
Price of regular-ass gasoline in Sacramento, CA: $6.699
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Spandau Calrissian @wildebube.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Last night I watched baby-faced Roger Moore in the first couple of episodes of The Saint (1962) and my main takeaway was just how fucking hot Shirley Eaton was (you know her best as the girl that got painted gold in Goldfinger, Jill Masterson).
Shirley Eaton and Roger Moore in The Talented Husband, the pilot episode of The Saint (1962)Shirley Eaton in The Talented Husband, the pilot episode of The Saint (1962)
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Spandau Calrissian @wildebube.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
They fuckin ew.com/judge-judy-r...
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Judge Judy reveals surprising insult from Samuel L. Jackson that proved they forged a real friendship
Judge Judy Sheindlin and Samuel L. Jackson are unlikely friends, the beloved jurist admits, but they both tell it straight. The ‘Judge Judy’ star knew Jackson was a real pal after he threw a dig at he...
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Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 27/06/2026
Every one of these guys: Totalitarianism is good bro, trust me.
“Radical transparency is coming. A future where you can know anything, anytime, anywhere. A future where no one can hide,” he wrote on Substack. “We are wrapping the planet in an ‘Sensor Ecosystem’: a living, multi-layered sensing system that runs from the cameras in your home, to the phone in your pocket, to autonomous cars and humanoid robots on the ground, to drones and flying cars in the air, all the way up to a constellation of satellites imaging every square meter on the Earth every single day.” 
Diamandis’ comments come roughly two years after Oracle founder Larry Ellison said something very similar. ”
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Spandau Calrissian @wildebube.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Ben Foster is the most criminally underutilized great actor working today. That dude should have a lot more awards bling on his mantle.
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Alona Ferber @aloner.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The response in Israel to Naza is beyond unhinged. Mobs have shown up at the house of co-director Rachel Szor's family. All over social media the directors are being branded traitors and "not Jews". There is a frenzy of incitement to violence against them online www.theguardian.com/world/2026/s...
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Netanyahu seeks to strip citizenship from Israelis as threats to NAZA film directors intensify
Israeli prime minister to pursue new laws as directors of Guardian-produced film face threats from far-right officials and activists
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Subscribe to Radio Free America (link in bio) @kleinman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Thought this was newsworthy enough to post a Twitter screenshot
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Charles Pulliam-Moore @charlespulliam.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Emma Frost x Miss Piggy comic has hit the internet and it's so, so, so much more magnificent than I ever could have hoped for
Emma Frost: "Emma Frost, darling. I'm a telepath. May I read your mind to ascertain if you're telling the truth?"

Miss Piggy: "But of course, darling I am an open book, a tell-all memoir."Emma Frost telepathically witnessing the entirety of Miss Piggy's life.Wolverine: "Frost? She legit?"
Emma Frost: "She's..She's... She's everything. And I would die for her."
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
this is fantastic and I learned something new
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Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Kaepernick is out doing the much bigger book tour thing, but I’m betting this @truthdig.com chat is the only one where the interviewer drops in a “motherfuck the big man once or twice.” www.truthdig.com/articles/the...
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The Knee Heard ‘Round the World
An interview with Colin Kaepernick about his new memoir of football, protest and betrayal at the dawn of the Trump era.
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Spandau Calrissian @wildebube.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Still floored that there are people that think of Theo Von as anything but a total buffoon.
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Spandau Calrissian @wildebube.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Every. Fucking. Time.
E.T. and Elliott parting, in E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial (Spielberg, 1982)
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Big Sag ♐️Traveling Menace @neau.blacksky.app · 16/09/2026
Bruh
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Hand soap recalled for potential contamination of antibiotic-resistant bacteria
Six hand soaps distributed across 15 states have been recalled over possible bacterial contamination. See the brands, lot codes and affected products.
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VIC-20 @vic-20.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Spandau Calrissian @wildebube.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I don’t think Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift even fuck. I think they just cuddle. I hope he gets Joe Thiesmann injured.
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Spandau Calrissian @wildebube.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I will not watch Whalefall because I think there’s no chance it’s as shitty as it looks, it will just disappoint no matter which angle you come at it.
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
He cooked Ed Sheeran on IG
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Ed was in a fucked up position. He knew it. His typical apolitical stance was being challenged in a way it never had been before. He told me that the words
"Free Palestine" and the image of the Palestinian flag were hurtful to a lot of people he spoke with. I told him that if those words were more offensive than tens of thousands of Palestinian children being killed by Israel, then there was a fundamental disconnect between where those people stood and where I stood. But he couldn't get past his public facing, "I don't take sides."
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Spandau Calrissian @wildebube.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Just been reminded after nearly 30 years that this film even exists and it looks so fucking bad that I must watch it.
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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Who is the audience for a show where every hour is just a guy logging in to track his ex via flock cameras
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morbius @jazzpomegranate.com · 12/09/2026
tucker carlson is a national socialist, stop being surprised
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Spandau Calrissian @wildebube.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Talarico once again illustrating, in full color, that if you’re about your message then you must reject PAC money, because as soon as you accept it, the message is no longer yours. You’ve ceded it to The Money. And everyone can smell it. www.texastribune.org/2026/05/14/t...
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Meet the megadonors behind the pro-James Talarico super PAC
As the Austin Democrat campaigns against big money in politics, he is being supported by a super PAC bankrolled by several billionaires, as well as nonprofits that do not have to disclose their funder...
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Emily Blunt Guts @glocktopus.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Name a non-LOTR character who could resist the one ring.
Diedrich Bader as Lawrence in OFFICE SPACE
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Hooters Remembers 9/11
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Here's a gift link to my 9/11 essay in the NYT. Civil libertarians long warned that before giving government new powers, we should consider how an administration with authoritarian ambition might abuse them. We were told that America was too exceptional to elect such a person. Well here we are.
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Opinion | Civil Libertarians Knew This Would Happen. We Should Have Listened. (Gift Article)
The civil libertarians’ warnings have come true.
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Salieri's Intense Reaction to Mozart
ALT: Salieri's Intense Reaction to Mozart
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Nate O @nateo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Hell yeah. Hell yeah brother. Here we go. Hit me with this content. Hell yeah. I can feel it.
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The idea that Heinlein's Starship Troopers were fascists is a lazy Leftist smear
Just because you don't like an idea doesn't mean it's Nazi
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alber @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 14/01/2026
BOX SCORE Charlie Kirk: 1 Target 1 Reception
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I laid out my mass shooting statistics counting gang violence last night with a tall glass of milk but they were untouched this morning 😔
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Toronto Man @fucklandlords.com · 10/09/2026
Garfield 9/11 meme
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Timmy Jackpots, The $13,250 Diamond Dazzler @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 10/09/2026
Nice! New Jimmy Fallon after this Pats-Seahawks game! Guess I'll hang on just one more day.
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Spandau Calrissian @wildebube.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Sony, once again
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