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Spandau Calrissian

@wildebube.bsky.social
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On your left. Reply guy extraordinaire. Co-chair of the Dingo-Eaten Baby Havers Club.

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Spandau Calrissian @wildebube.bsky.social · 5h
Let them cook
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BCMECR spooky/pumpkin spice mode @b1kes.bsky.social · 9h
Wow, locking brown people in the holds of ships sending them to countries that they don't want to be in? They really are just recycling this bullshit.
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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 14h
not a Cuban, a temporarily embarrassed Spaniard
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gooner, the only online New Yorker @sopranos69420.bsky.social · 15h
worst orgy ever
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Spandau Calrissian @wildebube.bsky.social · 15h
“they are literally incapable of not doing this stupid, dumb bit every time & none of them know anything about politics whatsoever” You could extend this criticism to the Democratic strategists that continue steering the party into piles of dogshit.
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Spandau Calrissian @wildebube.bsky.social · 15h
As long as the Dems keep repeating their mistakes, there’ll be those that continue to point it out.
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Spandau Calrissian @wildebube.bsky.social · 16h
At the rate she’s been getting called out, she’s gonna need a full-time staff to block people.
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Jaime “Nightmare” Christley @rohmersimpson.bsky.social · 20h
it looks like you're about to advocate for millions of people to be murdered --- maybe you should log off and spend a few days reflecting on what life choices led you to think that was okay to say?
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Spandau Calrissian @wildebube.bsky.social · 19h
Just chuggin’ that Boer sausage
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Spandau Calrissian @wildebube.bsky.social · 21h
Clearly you’re not a real orbologist
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Spandau Calrissian @wildebube.bsky.social · 21h
Me an the Boys waitin on some Luncheon Loaf but gettin served Head Cheese instead
Iron Maiden taking a luncheon break
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Spandau Calrissian @wildebube.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Buster Poindexter’s delinquent brother
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Spandau Calrissian @wildebube.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I remember finding some of my dad’s sex mags (early 80s) and in the back of some there were ads for the Taj Mahal featuring the sleaziest guy you’ve ever seen in a bath with two topless women and some bubbly and I vowed that I would never go there when I grew up.
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Spandau Calrissian @wildebube.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ash, the android, with a single bead of white fluid running down his face. He’s been damaged. (Alien, 1979)
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Spandau Calrissian @wildebube.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Getting on Teams for the daily Two Minutes Hate but only mouthing the word “computer”
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Spandau Calrissian @wildebube.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
They were so subtle.
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Spandau Calrissian @wildebube.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Or in front of an oncoming train
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Spandau Calrissian @wildebube.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
They’d have to find an unknown. Nobody with a promising career would want to grab that third rail.
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Spandau Calrissian @wildebube.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Not a doubt in my mind that Daily Wire could find a young piece of shit to portray Kirk poorly.
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Spandau Calrissian @wildebube.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Franco is too old for the role. You need a young piece of shit to really capture the Kirkian zeitgeist.
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Spandau Calrissian @wildebube.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Can’t even blame boomers for it, it was a conceit of their parents’ generations, mostly dead now. But we’d probably have to fight in the streets to get rid of it.
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Spandau Calrissian @wildebube.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Accountability is such a foreign concept in this country. Something ethereal or unreachable, like heaven or lightspeed.
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Spandau Calrissian @wildebube.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is the genre-crossing we didn’t know we needed. Takashi Miike directs.
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Spandau Calrissian @wildebube.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Are you capable of writing/arguing anything else? The child mentality here is yours.
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Gary Busey fucked a *whole* lotta rich guys' wives
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Spandau Calrissian @wildebube.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Kurtwood Smith as Lumbino aka Russ Crane. “Yeah, I mind. You two strap-hangers are ruinin’ Mrs. Crane’s beverage service!”
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Spandau Calrissian @wildebube.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
And Stanley Tucci as the mob hand
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Spandau Calrissian @wildebube.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
How I arrived on Bluesky
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Spandau Calrissian @wildebube.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is my favorite Murray film. I can quote this movie endlessly.
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Spandau Calrissian @wildebube.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Heartbreaking film.
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Spandau Calrissian @wildebube.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Nice!
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Spandau Calrissian @wildebube.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Legit
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Spandau Calrissian @wildebube.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Bullshit machine goes brrrrrr
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Spandau Calrissian @wildebube.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Really wish Bay would commit to his Skibidi Toilet film, the potential there is off the charts.
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Spandau Calrissian @wildebube.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Watch it at your own risk. I think it’s a work of genius but others, well… your mileage may vary.
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Spandau Calrissian @wildebube.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I know, and it’s Russell’s cut. Very excited.
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Spandau Calrissian @wildebube.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
At least it wasn’t Saló
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Spandau Calrissian @wildebube.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Impressive. That’s a hard-to-find flick.
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Spandau Calrissian @wildebube.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yeah, no. My niece had a tough time with it at 20.
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Spandau Calrissian @wildebube.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My kids are 12 (twins) and I’ve already made them sit through The Godfather and Part II. Laid the groundwork for the next time we watch it.
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Spandau Calrissian @wildebube.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
But… but you’re never too old to watch The Wizard of Oz
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Spandau Calrissian @wildebube.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
So good
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Spandau Calrissian @wildebube.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oliver North would be the cherry on top
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Jeremy Herbert @ddayfilms.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
[George Lucas, driving away from Taco Bell] Beenba Rito
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Spandau Calrissian @wildebube.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Absolute baby-dick shtick
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Spandau Calrissian @wildebube.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Would love to say it’s something edgy and cool like The Godfather or 2001 or The Manchurian Candidate, but… c’mon. It was on TV every year, and we watched it. Probably saw it before Star Wars. Seen it countless times as an adult, as a parent. It’s a no-brainer.
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Spandau Calrissian @wildebube.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
What is the movie that came out before you were born that you’ve watched the most times?
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Spandau Calrissian @wildebube.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Bad Yankees! BAD!!
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Spandau Calrissian @wildebube.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
State is fucked
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