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Patrick Sauer

@pjsauer.bsky.social
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Writer of stuff. SAHD-Man. Montana then, Brooklyn now. patricksauer.contently.com patrickjsauer@mac.com if you need me for anything scriberly

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Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 1h
Top Five Ways You'd Like See Every AI Evangelist Perish, Go--
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Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 1h
Here is ancillary story from 2014 about how prosecutor Willie Megs, who once went after FSU crimes, and head coach h Bobby Bowden, who didn't, made light of all of it. None of this should be buried in the past.
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Deadspin | I Was Shot And Raped By An FSU Player. I Still Cheer For The Seminoles.
Deadspin | I Was Shot And Raped By An FSU Player. I Still Cheer For The Seminoles.
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Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 17h
Yeah that’s a flagrant.
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Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 17h
I also said that out loud! To this guy! You’ll have to take my word on it! Go Libs!
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Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 18h
Han Xu whips, Sabs 2.0.
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Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 22h
/takes a deep breath, exhales THE HUMAN HIGHLIGHT HEEL
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Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 18h
Hot start, Libs. LFGOOOOOOO
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Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 22h
/takes a deep breath, exhales THE HUMAN HIGHLIGHT HEEL
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Fr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m glad Digger reviews are saying it’s dogshit because it looks unwatchable and I usually try and see all the sincere Best Picture types.
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Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There is a pro-ICE Daily Wire movie inexplicably titled “Pawn Shop” in Livingston MT (an old leftie writer’s town) that sadly, stars Danny Trejo. I anxiously await the follow-up review. www.bozemandailychronicle.com/news/local/b...
bozemandailychronicle.com
Ben Shapiro-linked film brings ICE story to Livingston
A film with the working title “Pawn Shop,” tied to conservative media personality Ben Shapiro, is filming an immigration enforcement story in downtown Livingston until Oct. 10. The production includes...
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Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It would be cool if the Eagles recognized the middle of the field is also in bounds
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Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Real Bears fans swear Go (sigh) Birds
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Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Do any actors turn down commercials ever anymore? Like, these things are terrible on the page, right? Requiem for Bob Uecker doing Miller Lite hits.
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Man in a Blue Mantle, by John Singer Sargent, 1891, 📸 via @cjzero.bsky.social
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Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Nick Siriani really living up to that “biggest asshole coach in the league” tag with all that saying doctors have a job to do protecting guys.
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Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I WENT THERE LAST SUMMER. DEMOCRATIC SOCIALISTS, JUST LIKE US!
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Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m sorry run it three times and take three points. Next man up is still ~that~ man up. Dumb.
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Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Kinda remarkable how Troy Aikman gets better and better the older he gets.
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Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Eagles are really ruining “Happy LeBron is Bald Day!”
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Mollie Katzen @molliekatzen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There are more Cornell frat boys accused of raping one woman than there are trans athletes competing in all of NCAA sports.
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Kyle Neubeck @kyleneubeck.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Had to get all the Sixers good vibes out of the way to prepare for 38 year old Case Keenum marching right down the field on the opening drive tonight I guess
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Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Great start, fellas
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Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
74-8
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Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“Chim-chim-chim-chimmerrey, chim-chim-chim-chung, by the end of the song I’ll be dead of black lung…”
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Rachel Figueroa @jewyorican.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Welp Mets, it’s been a season.
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Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Not sure we as the collective Libstans appreciate Stewie nearly enough.
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Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
OG walking away with the monologue MVP is fitting.
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Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A masterclass in ineptitude.
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Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Thanks to @thesundaylongread.bsky.social gift link, I read the Mass bar story and there is some weird editorial choices in it.
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Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Huh. Flea Flicker screen pass. Dope.
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Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Between Howie Rose last week and this here today, a lot of me bawling over Mets legends.
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Josh Manning @joshmanning.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Absolutely beautiful close to this chapter.
Picture of JV hugging his daughter after his fantastic last time on the mound.
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Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
static.klipy.com
In Bruges View with Colin Farrell and Brendan Gleeson
ALT: In Bruges View with Colin Farrell and Brendan Gleeson
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Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Russell Hammond but for real tho—
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Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Obligatory BlueSky throat-clearing, yes I’m ~aware~ Zuck and FB are terrible. But all of social media is dumb and there are a lot of good older people in my life who have no other platform. Anyway, one of them sent this. Teary-eyed over a man I’d never heard of half hour ago @sauermash.bsky.social
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Sara Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
He imposed Shania Law
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Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
11/5 SQUAWKIN’ XXV: GLOBAL HOOPS EDITION ON SALE We’ve got back to back bangers starring Wright Thompson @sethwickersham.bsky.social @jpdabrams.bsky.social @alexsquadron.bsky.social & of course, @davidjroth.bsky.social Book ‘em both! 10/15 Tix: shorturl.at/o4ezc 11/5 Tix: shorturl.at/xiESp
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is extraordinarily well written.
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 26/09/2026
great piece. man social media is a cancer themomoftheyear.substack.com/p/im-the-mom...
themomoftheyear.substack.com
I’m the Mom in That Viral Giants Clip. Let Me Tell You About My Husband.
You saw me carrying our baby and food. There was more happening in our family that night.
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Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
We just $20-handshaked our way into a pop-up Peanuts museum with a long ass line that closes Sunday. I haven’t felt this alive in years.
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Mikonay Cartoon Character
ALT: Mikonay Cartoon Character
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Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Alright, I’ll bite. What’s a … “job interview?” Am I saying that correctly?
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Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Breakfast Club: Bender's Iconic Fist Pump
ALT: Breakfast Club: Bender's Iconic Fist Pump
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Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Skip, I don’t use the phrase “grudge fuck” lightly, BUT—
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Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I watched 18 of these shows soup-to-nuts, almost all pre-streaming (and two being Bourdains, which are kinda not the same). Add in maybe 5-6 more of bailing after a couple seasons. Guess I am a classic low information TV watcher. Enjoy your “boob tubes” and your “idiot boxes,” philistines.
nytimes.com
The 100 Best TV Shows of the 21st Century (Gift Article)
More than 500 influential stars, showrunners and other notable names in the world of TV voted on the best series released since Jan. 1, 2000. See what they chose.
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Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Malcolm Gladwell has a new book about American gun violence. It contains this brilliantly contrarian insight—sorry, meant utter bullshit counterfactual. Like on X maybe, but this completely disregards the hard Sisyphusian real-world work gun control advocates have been doing for decades. Asshole.
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Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It’s decorative gourd baby season, motherfuckers
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Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hammerstein holds 3,500 people. Take the under. The way way way way under.
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