Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 1hTop Five Ways You'd Like See Every AI Evangelist Perish, Go-- 011
Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 1hHere is ancillary story from 2014 about how prosecutor Willie Megs, who once went after FSU crimes, and head coach h Bobby Bowden, who didn't, made light of all of it. None of this should be buried in the past.deadspin.comDeadspin | I Was Shot And Raped By An FSU Player. I Still Cheer For The Seminoles.Deadspin | I Was Shot And Raped By An FSU Player. I Still Cheer For The Seminoles. 020
Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 17hI also said that out loud! To this guy! You’ll have to take my word on it! Go Libs! 030
Reposted by Patrick SauerPatrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 22h/takes a deep breath, exhales THE HUMAN HIGHLIGHT HEEL 011
Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I’m glad Digger reviews are saying it’s dogshit because it looks unwatchable and I usually try and see all the sincere Best Picture types. 010
Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026There is a pro-ICE Daily Wire movie inexplicably titled “Pawn Shop” in Livingston MT (an old leftie writer’s town) that sadly, stars Danny Trejo. I anxiously await the follow-up review. www.bozemandailychronicle.com/news/local/b...bozemandailychronicle.comBen Shapiro-linked film brings ICE story to LivingstonA film with the working title “Pawn Shop,” tied to conservative media personality Ben Shapiro, is filming an immigration enforcement story in downtown Livingston until Oct. 10. The production includes... 000
Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026It would be cool if the Eagles recognized the middle of the field is also in bounds 020
Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Do any actors turn down commercials ever anymore? Like, these things are terrible on the page, right? Requiem for Bob Uecker doing Miller Lite hits. 150
Reposted by Patrick SauerArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Man in a Blue Mantle, by John Singer Sargent, 1891, 📸 via @cjzero.bsky.social 304973734
Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Nick Siriani really living up to that “biggest asshole coach in the league” tag with all that saying doctors have a job to do protecting guys. 030
Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I WENT THERE LAST SUMMER. DEMOCRATIC SOCIALISTS, JUST LIKE US! 020
Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I’m sorry run it three times and take three points. Next man up is still ~that~ man up. Dumb. 010
Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Kinda remarkable how Troy Aikman gets better and better the older he gets. 010
Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The Eagles are really ruining “Happy LeBron is Bald Day!” 000
Reposted by Patrick SauerMollie Katzen @molliekatzen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026There are more Cornell frat boys accused of raping one woman than there are trans athletes competing in all of NCAA sports. 121085323
Reposted by Patrick SauerKyle Neubeck @kyleneubeck.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Had to get all the Sixers good vibes out of the way to prepare for 38 year old Case Keenum marching right down the field on the opening drive tonight I guess 2515
Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026“Chim-chim-chim-chimmerrey, chim-chim-chim-chung, by the end of the song I’ll be dead of black lung…” 020
Reposted by Patrick SauerRachel Figueroa @jewyorican.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Welp Mets, it’s been a season. 1315
Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Not sure we as the collective Libstans appreciate Stewie nearly enough. 010
Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026OG walking away with the monologue MVP is fitting. 000
Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Thanks to @thesundaylongread.bsky.social gift link, I read the Mass bar story and there is some weird editorial choices in it. 010
Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Between Howie Rose last week and this here today, a lot of me bawling over Mets legends. 140
Reposted by Patrick SauerJosh Manning @joshmanning.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Absolutely beautiful close to this chapter. 0144
Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026static.klipy.comIn Bruges View with Colin Farrell and Brendan GleesonALT: In Bruges View with Colin Farrell and Brendan Gleeson 000
Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Obligatory BlueSky throat-clearing, yes I’m ~aware~ Zuck and FB are terrible. But all of social media is dumb and there are a lot of good older people in my life who have no other platform. Anyway, one of them sent this. Teary-eyed over a man I’d never heard of half hour ago @sauermash.bsky.social 020
Reposted by Patrick SauerSara Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026He imposed Shania Law 14975211450
Reposted by Patrick SauerPatrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 24/09/202611/5 SQUAWKIN’ XXV: GLOBAL HOOPS EDITION ON SALE We’ve got back to back bangers starring Wright Thompson @sethwickersham.bsky.social @jpdabrams.bsky.social @alexsquadron.bsky.social & of course, @davidjroth.bsky.social Book ‘em both! 10/15 Tix: shorturl.at/o4ezc 11/5 Tix: shorturl.at/xiESp 054
Reposted by Patrick SauerBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 26/09/2026This is extraordinarily well written. 832797440
Reposted by Patrick Sauerryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 26/09/2026great piece. man social media is a cancer themomoftheyear.substack.com/p/im-the-mom...themomoftheyear.substack.comI’m the Mom in That Viral Giants Clip. Let Me Tell You About My Husband.You saw me carrying our baby and food. There was more happening in our family that night. 12352811357
Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026We just $20-handshaked our way into a pop-up Peanuts museum with a long ass line that closes Sunday. I haven’t felt this alive in years.static.klipy.comMikonay Cartoon CharacterALT: Mikonay Cartoon Character 070
Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Alright, I’ll bite. What’s a … “job interview?” Am I saying that correctly? 120
Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026static.klipy.comBreakfast Club: Bender's Iconic Fist PumpALT: Breakfast Club: Bender's Iconic Fist Pump 000
Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Skip, I don’t use the phrase “grudge fuck” lightly, BUT— 280
Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I watched 18 of these shows soup-to-nuts, almost all pre-streaming (and two being Bourdains, which are kinda not the same). Add in maybe 5-6 more of bailing after a couple seasons. Guess I am a classic low information TV watcher. Enjoy your “boob tubes” and your “idiot boxes,” philistines.nytimes.comThe 100 Best TV Shows of the 21st Century (Gift Article)More than 500 influential stars, showrunners and other notable names in the world of TV voted on the best series released since Jan. 1, 2000. See what they chose. 010
Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Malcolm Gladwell has a new book about American gun violence. It contains this brilliantly contrarian insight—sorry, meant utter bullshit counterfactual. Like on X maybe, but this completely disregards the hard Sisyphusian real-world work gun control advocates have been doing for decades. Asshole. 130
Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Hammerstein holds 3,500 people. Take the under. The way way way way under. 020