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Don Bones

@donbones.bsky.social
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Man about town.

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Don Bones @donbones.bsky.social · 10m
- Welcome to Scammers. What can I get started for you today? - Uh I'll have the scam fries, and a scam salad. Could I get a scooner of scam beer with that? (Food never arrives) - Haha. Got me again.
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Ppallo @ppallo.bsky.social · 31m
The names that the Wu-Tang Clan name generator is capable of spitting out are just as good as the "real" Wu-Tang Clan members names. If you can't accept that you will not survive in tomorrow's world. I will often spend hours on end generating names, this is how your kids will interact with Hip-hop.
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Don Bones @donbones.bsky.social · 43m
We still listened to music before Spotify and streaming. It can be hard to break the habit, since Spotify makes it so easy, but you really don't need a streaming service to enjoy music.
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Don Bones @donbones.bsky.social · 1h
Can I ask why these idiots are always breathlessly sweaty about good things being "over"?
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 1h
You can shut a conversation like this down by asking them to put together a playlist of their fav AI-generated songs
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Don Bones @donbones.bsky.social · 1h
Head of trust and safety
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Don Bones @donbones.bsky.social · 17h
Tends to happen to people when you don't offer them a future.
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Don Bones @donbones.bsky.social · 19h
I'm gonna wait until the exact moment you forget how to tie your shoes, and take your job.
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Don Bones @donbones.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Pretty confident there won't be another swing music revival in my lifetime
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Don Bones @donbones.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Every Marvel actor: I don't know, man. I was on a soundstage for two days talking to a tennis ball labelled "Chris Pratt"
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Don Bones @donbones.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Smother me with a pillow if I ever do anything like this
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Don Bones @donbones.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Zoom ceo Eric Yuan
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Going to work now feels like doing homework after the teacher quit and told the class that education is fake. Everyone just coasting on inertia and hoping there's still a point to all this
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Hourly Garth Marenghi's Darkplace @hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org · 29/09/2026
balls, knickers, scrote.
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S01E06 The Creeping Moss from the Shores of Shuggoth 4 March 2004
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Don Bones @donbones.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I hate to break it to Bluesky but some of us are in our mid to late 40s
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Don Bones @donbones.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is Jonathan Majors erasure!
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Don Bones @donbones.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
There's a timeline where this guy took a very different lesson from the success of Rocky and I often wonder about it.
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Don Bones @donbones.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sounds great sounds like lots of fun
Avengers Endgame: Encore Video Shows MCU Fans Reacting Even Louder Than They Did in 2019
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Don Bones @donbones.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Makin a bagel at 11:05 fuck you
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Don Bones @donbones.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
New Protomartyr good.
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Don Bones @donbones.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"George? He's not even the best drummer in the band. That would be Ringo, our drummer." - John Lennon Rock n roll quotes
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Don Bones @donbones.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Pitchfork review of an old Robert Pollard album. The score refuses to load because the website is falling apart. Frodo: Alright then,. keep your secrets
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Don Bones @donbones.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What my wife attends while I attend Handsome Boy Modelling School
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Don Bones @donbones.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Vibe shift. Kids are rushing out to see a fucking Chris Hansen biopic. Read the room, guys!
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Don Bones @donbones.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Last night my wife said "I think I want to watch Sorcerer" and that's why she's the one for me
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Don Bones @donbones.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ok, Alex Gibney, you have four hours to convince me Elon Musk is a bad person!
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Don Bones @donbones.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Move over Tony Stark! The kids can't get enough of a new kind of "Avenger"!
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Don Bones @donbones.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Walmart cashier was wearing the pervert glasses
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Don Bones @donbones.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Terms and services prohibit me from saying what needs to be said here
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Don Bones @donbones.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
They changed the recipe for Doritos
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charlie deeds done kirk cheap @gizmouse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i love this video so much i whipped up an english subtitled version real quick so everyone can appreciate it
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Don Bones @donbones.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The court plays my AI love songs in their entirety at my murder trial. Judge (riding longboard): Verdict - LAME
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Don Bones @donbones.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You would actually run out of posts to read. Welp, that's all the posts for today. This was a good thing imo
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Don Bones @donbones.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I hope this email finds you, because the police have all but given up. Grasping at straws here.
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i really can’t bring myself to care about AI anthropomorphism debates. “is AI thinking?” i don’t know. is a calculator calculating? questions for the philosophers. what’s important is that we put sam altman in prison.
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Don Bones @donbones.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Immediately stop using" is a terrible name for a smart glasses brand imo
caption: Immediately stop using AI smart Glasses recalled in canada, us
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Always a treat to be reminded of an old friend
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Flazlo @fleezlow.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm just thinking back to COVID when our pundits and media intellectuals were incensed and enraged about kids falling behind in their education because we were doing remote schooling.
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By Cory Doctorow (GPG 0xBF3D9110957E5F4C) @doctorow.pluralistic.net · 24/09/2026
Ron Cobb’s original signage designs for Alien, made with felt tip pen and graph paper. humanoidhistory.tumblr.com/post/8286472...
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Don Bones @donbones.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Give Alex Gibney three hours and forty five minutes and he will convince you that Elon Musk is a bad person, if that's something you still needed to be convinced of.
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Don Bones @donbones.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hate this guy so much
altered CBC headline: Carney unveils bionic ear. "Just getting started," he says.
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Don Bones @donbones.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I love that Jensen Huang is like "I am a complete fucking idiot steadily bleeding cognitive function, and you could be just like me!"
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Don Bones @donbones.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
People who can easily get through life without knowing basic stuff like their phone number and address should not be deciding which critical thinking skills are important for the general public.
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Don Bones @donbones.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I just filled up my car and I think we need to revise terms and services about saying what should happen to these people.
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Don Bones @donbones.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Everytime I look at Bluesky Jay's profile there's some shit like this going on
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Hourly Garth Marenghi's Darkplace @hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org · 24/09/2026
having a cigarette and flirting with doctor.
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S01E03 Skipper the Eyechild 12 February 2004
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Don Bones @donbones.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I guess I'm 18 years too late to ask "why the fuck did Scarlett Johansson do a Tom Waits cover album"
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Don Bones @donbones.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Finally, a Michael Myers that begs you to kill him.
Busted looking Michael Myers Halloween decoration that looks like total shit
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