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Emily Blunt Guts

@glocktopus.bsky.social
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Gasoline guts, Vaseline minds, can’t lose.

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Emily Blunt Guts @glocktopus.bsky.social · 1h
The two very soulful members of PM Dawn in the “Set Adrift On Memory Bliss” video
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Emily Blunt Guts @glocktopus.bsky.social · 3h
Mr Sheffield-core confirmed
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Jeff Goldsmith @yogoldsmith.bsky.social · 5h
John Carpenter (@TheHorrorMast) on They Live @AcademyMuseum : It’s about Yuppies The KKK, the white arian resistance, started the rumor that it was about Jews. And they asked me, was it about Jewish people taking over? I couldn't believe it. And I'm like these assholes. How dare you! Fuck you!
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Emily Blunt Guts @glocktopus.bsky.social · 10h
He looks like the herb in the action movie the bad guys keep around for some esoteric skill, until he annoys the Head Bad Guy, who summarily shoots him
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Emily Blunt Guts @glocktopus.bsky.social · 22h
Just watched a skate video clip where the dude filming asks the skater “think you can do [x trick]?” And the skater says “I dunno” and the cameraman says “I think you can.” And the skater lands it. My point being: dudes rock.
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Margaret Killjoy @margaret.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
honestly crying about this. been a long time since i've read good political news. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
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Judge tosses drug trafficking convictions for B.C. compassion club founders after constitutional challenge | CBC News
A British Columbia Supreme Court judge has ruled in favour of two harm-reduction activists convicted of drug trafficking who argued they were doing it to reduce the harms caused by toxic drugs.
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Emily Blunt Guts @glocktopus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Mr. Smith, you have a cat?” “Yes.” “And on Feb. 4, you referred to him as ‘a big man,’ correct?” “…that is my recollection.” “Then, heh, how do you explain this text in which you call this same cat ‘a lil guy’? It can’t be both.” “Cats are both, Senator.”
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Emily Blunt Guts @glocktopus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
First of all, one is DC and one is Marvel.
DC Comics Hawk (of Hawk and Dove) a superhero in a red and white suit with wingsMarvel’s Hawkeye, an archer in a purple and black body suit
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I do not have children but I would like the lives of parents to be made easier with the abundance of wealth we have in this country because, say it with me now, we live in a society. Thank you.
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Emily Blunt Guts @glocktopus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Grey beard and a whole lotta hydro
Two hydroponic cannabis plants in flower
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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Emily Blunt Guts @glocktopus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is what they call a sugar daddy in D&D
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Emily Blunt Guts @glocktopus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Also want the AC ability to summon emotions everyone else recognizes from a discrete menu
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Julia Is Waving, Not Drowning @booktweeting.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“who’s coming for Thanksgiving?” “check the Jira, everybody’s agent should have filled the fields by now”
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Lord of the Rings Sauron: this city is the dread Kazamür Dür in the region of Alzadior Silmarillion Sauron: this town is now named Kick Ass City and its mayor is an evil cat
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Emily Blunt Guts @glocktopus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Willy Beamish, a pony-tailed protagonist from the old 8-bit PC game, looks at an out of order terminal and wonders “maybe there’s some money in the coin slot.”
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Emily Blunt Guts @glocktopus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My mother is painfully unable to understand why her hat is making my sister and me laugh so hard
A baseball cap with the slogan “BLACK INFUSIONS - JUST TASTE IT”
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ravanal [ex.meidoIDKFA] 🔞 🕹 @ravanal.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Okinu-chan from Ghost Sweeper Mikami saying "Using the computer is fun!"
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Emily Blunt Guts @glocktopus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My sister just recalled Phil Collins’ “No Jacket Required” as “No Pants Allowed.”
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
war eagle
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Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
you shouldn’t learn about bands from shady TikTok manipulation, you should learn about bands by hanging out with a girl you like but are also extremely afraid of
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
think all straight people who discoursed at great and punishing length about a western mass lesbian bar should have to give equal airtime to this. it’s your own community this time!
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Emily Blunt Guts @glocktopus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
OK but lets admit the fit is kind of on point
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Emily Blunt Guts @glocktopus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I refuse to believe "Choosin' Texas" is a hit because I know how its target audience feels about a woman choosing anything.
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Emily Blunt Guts @glocktopus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Most reasons for hating and distrusting AI are pretty rational, but if a classic American senseless moral panic is what takes it down, I can live with that. Tell moms that Sam Altman is putting razors in Halloween candy, it's not that far off the mark.
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Emily Blunt Guts @glocktopus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
this is who you had to buy weed from before legalization
Constantine the Muppet (essentially Kermit in a dark hooded robe)
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More like I-ACK @mumbly-joe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Fetterman looks like someone shaved Grimace
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Emily Blunt Guts @glocktopus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
John Fetterman looks like the Goomba from the live action Mario Bros. movie.
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
relaxation exercises to do when taking a break from a long computer session (1988) archive.org/details/Happ...
illustration of a long haired person reaching to touch their toes. the colour orange is behind them.illustration of a long haired person, arm outstretched each side, swiveling them. the colour yellow is behind them.illustration of a long haired person, hands on hips, swiveling their hips and head. the colour pink is behind them.illustration of a long haired person, reaching downward toward the ground, with their feet spread apart. the colour pink is behind them.
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Bearji @bearji.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
HE IS STILL COOL
HE HAS ALWAYS BEEN COOL
~JAMES
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Emily Blunt Guts @glocktopus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
One minor key bit in OFFICE SPACE is Tom "does nothing" because his job is communicating between Computer People and customers. In '99 you'd have to be pretty in the weeds to spot the hubris; today it's painfully clear those middlemen were a control rod for both laymen and techies.
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Shaenon K. Garrity @shaenon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The time has come to revive the practice
My compelling cover mockup for Yorgos Lanthimos and The Dogtooth Detectives in The Mystery of the Bugged-Out Buddies
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Emily Blunt Guts @glocktopus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Lisa extracts a shard of broken glass from Farmer Homer’s Sweet Sweet Sugar
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Steve Lieber @stevelieberart.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Character actor Frank Nelson, aka the yessssssssss? guy.
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“No! They expect one of us in the wreckage, brother”
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Emily Blunt Guts @glocktopus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
God [starts Rapture, tips hat]: M’llennium
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Emily Blunt Guts @glocktopus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Homer “Mr Plow” Simpson tells his creditors he is Tony Plow, from Leave it to Beaver, and then confirms someone on the show was gay
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Surprised Eel Historian, PhD @greenleejw.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
What if my interviewer offers me Turkish Delight?
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goatse xcx @bizzo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Emily Blunt Guts @glocktopus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“Let’s Have A Kiki” implies the existence of “Let’s Have A Bouba.”
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Emily Blunt Guts @glocktopus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If a coffee really could ruin a job interview then these bosses would all vote very differently. They are looking for an excuse to hire their golf buddy's nephew.
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Nrrdule Poirot @djnrrd.com · 25/09/2026
When you're waiting for the comic shop to open so you can pick up the new source book for Vampire: The Masquerade
Pro Wrestler Adam "Edge" Copeland, from the late 90s. He's sat on a sidewalk in all black and wearing shades like he's some sort of goth/vampire dude
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Emily Blunt Guts @glocktopus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Suspiciously rostered with Josh Whorfin and Josh Smallberries.
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Emily Blunt Guts @glocktopus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It’s okay to pass the joint without hitting it. No need to explain. If you’re with cool people, they’re going to be cool with it. This is a post about the internet.
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Emily Blunt Guts @glocktopus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“I’d love to come over, but I have big plans for the weekend.” The plans:
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Emily Blunt Guts @glocktopus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Susan Sarandon as Frank’s lover on 30 Rock tells Liz: “YOU KILL ME, LOS TIBURONES WILL GREEN-LIGHT A 187 ON YOU. AND YOU DON'T WANT THAT KIND OF HEAT.”
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Emily Blunt Guts @glocktopus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“Women want a good provider, why is my job at the Dehumanizing Women Factory not landing me more dates?”
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Emily Blunt Guts @glocktopus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The Enigma of Amigara Fault but it’s just the snooze button
Homer Simpson blissfully wrapped in his blankets like a toasty cinnamon bun
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Emily Blunt Guts @glocktopus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I come in with a “Haven’t you people ever heard of Clicking a goddamn link?” No, It’s much better to react to these articles After reading past the headline
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
THIS NIGHTMARE WILL BE IN FULL COLOR
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