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Leah Reich @leahreich.com · 14h
Ah yes, perhaps the most beloved literary trope of all: the classic McMuffin
A screenshot that reads: Moore throws in a Hitchcock-style McMuffin in the shape of a secret tape recording which will reveal just who has been betraying the gangsters.
The problem is that no-one has a machine on which to play it.
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.wren (bubonic) @ratfem.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
why am i always stressed?
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Christopher Yabsley @christopherdev.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
1 million views. Well done Heathens. www.youtube.com/watch?v=gULK...
youtube.com
Heathen - Official Gameplay Overview Trailer
YouTube video by Indie Games Hub
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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juli-aaahh!!! (that's me yellin) @bonesnotncluded.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
scrooge, still in his pajamas and cap, excitedly leaning out of a window and exclaiming "then i haven't missed it!"
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Maxwell Yezpitelok @mrmxy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Logan / Tachyon @tachyonart.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Nautiloid spearfisher
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Steve Bowler @gameism.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Biddy Blass's head semi-convincingly shooped over the top of the VERT hot IMDB photo (in the quoted post) of Richard Summers-Calvert, the Biddy Blas voice actor
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𝕵𝖎𝖒𝖒𝖞 𝕸𝖆𝖐𝖊𝖕𝖊𝖆𝖈𝖊 @jimmymakepeace.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Massive jackpot on vinted. Finally gonna become an artist.
A picture of the book "FANTASY ART TECHNIQUES" with the text "Boris Vallejo FANTASY ART TECHNIQUES Foreword by ISAAC ASIMOV" 

There are two barbarian women on the cover and one barbarian man, they're all very muscular. In the centre is a dragon? But it resembles a bull, it also has elephant ears. Also it's green.
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dillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 09/10/2026
YUP
kei truck with lights under. they're purple
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
excuse me?
I'M A LOAD
MASTER
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Nancy 10/8/26 “Sluggo’s Terrible New Hat” Part 10… the epic conclusion
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Things in Popeye, a Japanese menswear magazine: — Interview with a "freelance pie advisor" who claims to have tried every pie in London. He names the city's top three pies. — Recurring column from writer who updates everyone on his cats for some reason. — Feature on Parisian grandfather style.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
early reviews are in
youtube comment: Are you suggesting Bo Jackson is responsible for the Iraq war
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 07/10/2026
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Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Heading over to Honeybaked, does anyone need a cup of ham
Ham Protein Cup. It’s a cup of ham
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Dom @knockoffgoblin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
onbreak
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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Skeletor from He-Man, with a speech ballon drawn on so it looks like he's saying the quoted post.
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thicc husband and father @lukeisamazing.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
logging on after getting the failed Darth Maul surgery
AI slop image of a kid crying over a dead military man but the guy is bisected and the top half of his body is facing the wrong way so it’s like they just packed the box full
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 05/10/2026
no....no!!!!!
lowly worm is now driving the trolley problem trolley :(
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Dennis B. Hooper @dennisbhooper.bsky.social · 02/05/2023
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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Keith Stack-o'-lantern @keithstack.com · 04/10/2026
Curtis Sliwa with speech bubble coming out of him
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Sami @samitron.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 03/10/2026
None of that shit in breaking bad would have happened if I was there. Those old baldies would be too busy Fucking me !!!!!
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Queen's Domain⚔️ - DEMO OUT NOW @queensdomain.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Queen’s Domain is launching OCT 30TH!! ⚔️ Excited to announce our retro-fantasy action RPG with brutal combat and traversal-focused exploration will be available soon for PC and Consoles. Coming to Steam, Switch 2, Xbox Series and PS5!
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
i hate this sick fuck and i want to kick him into traffic
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
At long last, we will be allowed to fuck the penguins
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Da Scary Rose @modernmodron.itch.io · 29/09/2026
now this is the good stuff
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Lordbeef @lordbeef.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I need to start talking like both these guys
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Walter White I am the one who knocks
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doodley 🌠 @doodley.org · 28/09/2026
actual thing that very nearly happened to me today
A digital drawing of me making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with a knife on the counter covered in peanut butter, and to the side is a sink. A thought bubble above my head depicts the knife being washed in the sink, but instead I'm holding the open jar of peanut butter under the faucet about to turn it on.
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John Chen @johnchen.com.au · 28/02/2025
MILICENT PATRICK. Artist & Creator of the Creature from the Black Lagoon.
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Lumin 🔜 Eclipse [1st Cour] @screwy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
gonna be thinking about this gif for a while
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no gods, no masters, only alts @dither-fish.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I am so mad right now that’s a fucking CT scanner
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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i’m fucking strapped
fish in jean pocket
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PlayStation Park @playstationpark.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
hi we're a website you have used for 20 years, we have no idea if you are over 18, send us a selfie. let us connect to your camera. can we get a booty pic with panties on and one without them on? can we also get 3 different pics of your boobs any position
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i love this video so much i whipped up an english subtitled version real quick so everyone can appreciate it
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DREW WISE @drewwise.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
pikuniku 🌱🔴
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Iris/アイリス 🏳️‍⚧️ @irisdescentbird.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
funniest rom hack reasoning of all time
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Noppy @thomasnoppers.com · 25/09/2026
A hero's final rest. #lego #bionicle
A colourful drawing of line art and watercolour of bionicle Toa Tahu. The Red Orange one. Resting against a tree in the woods. At his feet are the 5 masks of all the other original bionicles heroes. A Spot of sunshine comes through the trees. Wide enough to form a circle in the shape of Tahu and ailluminate him in the otherwise dark forest. Toa is covvered in rust and dust. Leafs spout from his shoulders and mask. His plating looks old and battered. One may wonder how long he has been here.
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 24/04/2024
Shōgun Yabushige death poem scene edit based on I Think You Should Leave

YABUSHIGE: My death poem.
OMI: *reading aloud*
“Load my fricking lard carcass into the mud.”
OMI: *reading aloud* “No coffin please! Just wet, wet mud.”
OMI: *reading aloud* “Bae.”
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Photo of a vintage book cover featuring a bearded man chopping planks of wood in half. Title and copy read

Defeating Wood

Teach Wood
The Lesson It Has Long Deserved

Gary Arkanasse
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greg, "The Big Biscuit" @2x2l.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
cmon man
screenshot from hospital website reading:

ST. JOSEPH HOSPITAL
A Member of Covenant Health

Jacquelyn Hyde, MD
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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 24/09/2026
I had to make this a jingle
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Mike Boylan-Kolchin @mbkplus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Girl dinner
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OrcGirlBoss 🐇🏹 @orc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Check this shit out.
USPS scanner saying don't gamble at work
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
[Hitting the buzzer so fast, it shatters into a billion pieces] PULLING ON MY PENIS
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