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@dither-fish.bsky.social
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no gods, no masters, only alts @dither-fish.bsky.social · 15h
Just caught my sand boa in the middle of an escape attempt in which he somehow bust through the wire lid of his enclosure by prying open a seam with his little shovel face. Please shame this idiot
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no gods, no masters, only alts @dither-fish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Perfect sweet angel baby
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no gods, no masters, only alts @dither-fish.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I am so mad right now that’s a fucking CT scanner
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no gods, no masters, only alts @dither-fish.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Something about the backrooms sorta reminds me of ketamine in that you’re vaguely uncomfortably moving through a space and nothing makes sense
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no gods, no masters, only alts @dither-fish.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
2.7LBS ON TENKARA I’m done
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no gods, no masters, only alts @dither-fish.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Nevermind
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no gods, no masters, only alts @dither-fish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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no gods, no masters, only alts @dither-fish.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The fish have forsaken me
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no gods, no masters, only alts @dither-fish.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I’m teaching one of my institute’s informal intro classes next week and I’m thinking of calling it “a crash course in MR physics for people who worked really hard for mediocre college physics grades”
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no gods, no masters, only alts @dither-fish.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I have once again triumphed over fimsh
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dsm-5 gum @burg.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
homer, find your soulmate
gnarly superhot paper with some interesting pieces of paper
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no gods, no masters, only alts @dither-fish.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Ohohohohoho
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no gods, no masters, only alts @dither-fish.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
“Why are you holding it like a hoagie” -my labmate
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no gods, no masters, only alts @dither-fish.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Smashed that pb again
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no gods, no masters, only alts @dither-fish.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Incoming
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no gods, no masters, only alts @dither-fish.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
BABY’S FIRST POND BASS BABY
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no gods, no masters, only alts @dither-fish.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Nothing like 2 people who grew up in Alabama saying “that sounds like a train” and then scurrying down four flights of stairs
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no gods, no masters, only alts @dither-fish.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
New pb
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no gods, no masters, only alts @dither-fish.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
This hobby is the best
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no gods, no masters, only alts @dither-fish.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Incredible day in Centralia, just a god-tier site
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no gods, no masters, only alts @dither-fish.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
On this, the week of my pb
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no gods, no masters, only alts @dither-fish.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
What the fuck is this show
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no gods, no masters, only alts @dither-fish.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Decided to try out my smallest flies and omg. When I held up the second one to show @burg.bsky.social he didn’t even see it
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no gods, no masters, only alts @dither-fish.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Found a good haul of ringless honey mushrooms today so made a big batch of Ukrainian marinated mushrooms! I use the recipe here but recommend toning down the vinegar a touch: ukrainian-recipes.com/marinated-ho...
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no gods, no masters, only alts @dither-fish.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Proof of life from my most reclusive spider, Heteroscodra maculata, who I see less often than my fossorial 👎🏻
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no gods, no masters, only alts @dither-fish.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Poecilotheria regalis hanging out
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no gods, no masters, only alts @dither-fish.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I’m not telling anyone the next time I almost pass out in the street
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no gods, no masters, only alts @dither-fish.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Burger being really good at fishing is the 2026 plot twist I never knew I needed
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no gods, no masters, only alts @dither-fish.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Meanwhile, at other end of the pond
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no gods, no masters, only alts @dither-fish.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Holy fuck Philly is hot right now, just walked around with @burg.bsky.social to show him my old neighborhood and by the time we stumbled back to the hotel I was on the verge of throwing up
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no gods, no masters, only alts @dither-fish.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
ABSOLUTELY MIND-BOGGLING EXPERIENCE, most unhinged gift shop I’ve ever seen, of course I bought the kamikaze pilot kewpie doll phone charm
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no gods, no masters, only alts @dither-fish.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I tied two flies with cat fur
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no gods, no masters, only alts @dither-fish.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I uh hooked a fish in the eyeball today so I’m done with fishing for a lil bit
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no gods, no masters, only alts @dither-fish.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I love this little fixed-line telescoping rod. It was less than $20. It catches fish. Great purchase highly recommend
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no gods, no masters, only alts @dither-fish.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Group chat with the most ADHD energy
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no gods, no masters, only alts @dither-fish.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
What determines how fucked up a bluegill looks. Does anyone know.
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no gods, no masters, only alts @dither-fish.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The bluegill be hybridizing
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no gods, no masters, only alts @dither-fish.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I got a performance award at work so I bought some jewelry and then spent an hour crying because I missed my dead dog
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no gods, no masters, only alts @dither-fish.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Baby’s first bluegill
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dsm-5 gum @burg.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
logged off for a bit today and touched some grass (sunflowers)
sunflowers
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no gods, no masters, only alts @dither-fish.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Get musked, idiot
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no gods, no masters, only alts @dither-fish.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
This might be the fastest I’ve ever done two of these back to back— picked this one up when I was in Japan in 2024
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dsm-5 gum @burg.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
disheartened to learn the blue angel who did the dangerously low crowd flyover in pensacola was SadClam #SadClamBad
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no gods, no masters, only alts @dither-fish.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Third new therapist since I moved here, today she told me to read a worksheet on cognitive distortions and I told her to read the Book of Job
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no gods, no masters, only alts @dither-fish.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Every time I finish one of these I’m like “I’m never going to do this again” and then a few months later
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no gods, no masters, only alts @dither-fish.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Baby girl keeps losing weight Alexa what is the best way to make a cat fat
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no gods, no masters, only alts @dither-fish.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
It’s also a trap
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no gods, no masters, only alts @dither-fish.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
It’s a trap
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no gods, no masters, only alts @dither-fish.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Reddit thread about chiropractor injuries suddenly reminded me of the time I let a 20-something STUDENT CHIROPRACTOR whip out his portable table and adjust my back in the middle of a party while we were both drunk. Thankfully nothing bad happened but jjjjfffffcccccccc
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no gods, no masters, only alts @dither-fish.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Do u like sock puppets
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