no gods, no masters, only alts @dither-fish.bsky.social · 15hJust caught my sand boa in the middle of an escape attempt in which he somehow bust through the wire lid of his enclosure by prying open a seam with his little shovel face. Please shame this idiot 020
no gods, no masters, only alts @dither-fish.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I am so mad right now that’s a fucking CT scanner 2122
no gods, no masters, only alts @dither-fish.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Something about the backrooms sorta reminds me of ketamine in that you’re vaguely uncomfortably moving through a space and nothing makes sense 010
no gods, no masters, only alts @dither-fish.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I’m teaching one of my institute’s informal intro classes next week and I’m thinking of calling it “a crash course in MR physics for people who worked really hard for mediocre college physics grades” 110
no gods, no masters, only alts @dither-fish.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I have once again triumphed over fimsh 191
Reposted by no gods, no masters, only altsdsm-5 gum @burg.bsky.social · 12/09/2026homer, find your soulmate 1111
no gods, no masters, only alts @dither-fish.bsky.social · 10/09/2026“Why are you holding it like a hoagie” -my labmate 240
no gods, no masters, only alts @dither-fish.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Nothing like 2 people who grew up in Alabama saying “that sounds like a train” and then scurrying down four flights of stairs 020
no gods, no masters, only alts @dither-fish.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Incredible day in Centralia, just a god-tier site 251
no gods, no masters, only alts @dither-fish.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Decided to try out my smallest flies and omg. When I held up the second one to show @burg.bsky.social he didn’t even see it 220
no gods, no masters, only alts @dither-fish.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Found a good haul of ringless honey mushrooms today so made a big batch of Ukrainian marinated mushrooms! I use the recipe here but recommend toning down the vinegar a touch: ukrainian-recipes.com/marinated-ho... 030
no gods, no masters, only alts @dither-fish.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Proof of life from my most reclusive spider, Heteroscodra maculata, who I see less often than my fossorial 👎🏻 130
no gods, no masters, only alts @dither-fish.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Poecilotheria regalis hanging out 030
no gods, no masters, only alts @dither-fish.bsky.social · 15/08/2026I’m not telling anyone the next time I almost pass out in the street 100
no gods, no masters, only alts @dither-fish.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Burger being really good at fishing is the 2026 plot twist I never knew I needed 130
no gods, no masters, only alts @dither-fish.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Meanwhile, at other end of the pond 040
no gods, no masters, only alts @dither-fish.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Holy fuck Philly is hot right now, just walked around with @burg.bsky.social to show him my old neighborhood and by the time we stumbled back to the hotel I was on the verge of throwing up 020
no gods, no masters, only alts @dither-fish.bsky.social · 08/08/2026ABSOLUTELY MIND-BOGGLING EXPERIENCE, most unhinged gift shop I’ve ever seen, of course I bought the kamikaze pilot kewpie doll phone charm 181
no gods, no masters, only alts @dither-fish.bsky.social · 08/08/2026I tied two flies with cat fur 150
no gods, no masters, only alts @dither-fish.bsky.social · 05/08/2026I uh hooked a fish in the eyeball today so I’m done with fishing for a lil bit 130
no gods, no masters, only alts @dither-fish.bsky.social · 03/08/2026I love this little fixed-line telescoping rod. It was less than $20. It catches fish. Great purchase highly recommend 241
no gods, no masters, only alts @dither-fish.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Group chat with the most ADHD energy 010
no gods, no masters, only alts @dither-fish.bsky.social · 30/07/2026What determines how fucked up a bluegill looks. Does anyone know. 030
no gods, no masters, only alts @dither-fish.bsky.social · 29/07/2026I got a performance award at work so I bought some jewelry and then spent an hour crying because I missed my dead dog 040
Reposted by no gods, no masters, only altsdsm-5 gum @burg.bsky.social · 21/07/2026logged off for a bit today and touched some grass (sunflowers) 1112
no gods, no masters, only alts @dither-fish.bsky.social · 18/07/2026This might be the fastest I’ve ever done two of these back to back— picked this one up when I was in Japan in 2024 020
Reposted by no gods, no masters, only altsdsm-5 gum @burg.bsky.social · 18/07/2026disheartened to learn the blue angel who did the dangerously low crowd flyover in pensacola was SadClam #SadClamBad 171
no gods, no masters, only alts @dither-fish.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Third new therapist since I moved here, today she told me to read a worksheet on cognitive distortions and I told her to read the Book of Job 010
no gods, no masters, only alts @dither-fish.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Every time I finish one of these I’m like “I’m never going to do this again” and then a few months later 021
no gods, no masters, only alts @dither-fish.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Baby girl keeps losing weight Alexa what is the best way to make a cat fat 130
no gods, no masters, only alts @dither-fish.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Reddit thread about chiropractor injuries suddenly reminded me of the time I let a 20-something STUDENT CHIROPRACTOR whip out his portable table and adjust my back in the middle of a party while we were both drunk. Thankfully nothing bad happened but jjjjfffffcccccccc 020