It’s Tuesday. There are 35 days until the midterm elections. Trump gets desperate in Iowa, Mike Little Johnson’s campaign promise and Jack Smith speaks.

It’s Monday. There are 36 days until the midterm elections. Paying for Trump’s ads, more U.S. casualties in the Middle East and CNN begs to get back in the White House.

Happy Friday. There are 39 days until the midterm elections. Republicans endorse Trump’s Iran War, Mike Rogers is a goddamn liar and the rich and powerful celebrate a dictator.

It’s Thursday. There are 40 days until the midterm elections. Pete Hegsuck drives sailors to desperation, Couch Boy is a leaker and rolling out the red carpet for Red China.

Happy Friday. There are 46 days until the midterm elections. More pain at the pump, a Florida Republican runs from Trump and Epstein’s survivors get another chance at justice.

It’s Thursday. There are 47 days until the midterm elections. Kamala hits the trail, House Republicans make a run for it and Trump is a war criminal.

It’s Monday. Happy Labor Day. There are 57 days until the midterm elections. Ugly in Ohio, Elon cheers his fellow nazis and the president of the United States is a deranged moron.

Happy Friday. There are 60 days until the midterm elections. The House takes another Epstein vacation, Fox solves a problem like Maria and a shocker in Missouri.