Reposted by VeXm@thew @tweetpotato314.bsky.social · 05/10/2026thinking about the time we spent the summer fighting a colony of yellow jackets and my wife said “i think i’m just going to get a bee suit and go in there” to which my nine year old replied “thats ridiculous! bees aren’t just gonna….not sting you cause you look like one of them” 0121
Reposted by VeXmindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026People don't tell each other to "scram" as often as they used to. Just one of many things we need to look into 1213521
Reposted by VeXrare body oils @rarebodyoils.bsky.social · 30/09/2026𝘉𝘈𝘉𝘠 𝘓𝘈𝘔𝘉--𝘉𝘜𝘛 𝘏𝘜𝘎𝘌. 𝘚𝘐𝘡𝘌 𝘖𝘍 𝘊𝘖𝘞. 𝘈𝘕𝘋 𝘙𝘜𝘋𝘌. 𝘉𝘈𝘉𝘠 𝘓𝘈𝘔𝘉--𝘈𝘕𝘋 𝘎𝘖𝘓𝘋𝘌𝘕. 𝘛𝘖𝘖 𝘉𝘐𝘎 𝘉𝘈𝘉𝘠 𝘍𝘖𝘙 𝘏𝘖𝘓𝘋𝘐𝘕𝘎. 𝘉𝘈𝘉𝘠 𝘓𝘈𝘔𝘉--𝘊𝘖𝘙𝘙𝘜𝘗𝘛. 𝘉𝘈𝘉𝘠 𝘏𝘜𝘎𝘌 𝘓𝘈𝘔𝘉 𝘉𝘈𝘉𝘠 𝘓𝘈𝘔𝘉 𝘊𝘏𝘌𝘌𝘒𝘚 𝘐𝘕 𝘔𝘠 𝘏𝘈𝘕𝘋𝘚, 𝘌𝘕𝘊𝘜𝘗𝘗𝘌𝘋 "traditional desert poem", unknown 3778
Reposted by VeXIan Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome 14780681981
VeX @vexdigest.bsky.social · 30/09/2026In the heyday of Opus Dei, the Opus heydei as it were, the .... 022
VeX @vexdigest.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I get wanting to have a translation of the Bible that speaks to modern readers, but changing "blessed" to "based" in the beatitudes seems like it's going a bit far. 011
Reposted by VeXBlair Spookily @blairloudly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026why are you eating all those french fries [me] you told me to hydrate what [me] car-bo-hydrate its right there in the word 18733
VeX @vexdigest.bsky.social · 29/09/2026There should be an app where you enter the high school you went to and what year you graduated, and it'll tell you who in your class became cops. 032
VeX @vexdigest.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Check out the new cover from my Electro-Country band, Nasty Ranch. "Choosin Texas (Debbie Does Dallas mix)" 000
Reposted by VeXSunshine Jarboly @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026one time my grandma used an american express traveler’s check to buy a live bald eagle from sears. 24922
Reposted by VeXthe babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026bad news babe a rogue openai agent must have hacked our refrigerator last night and drank 15 beers 4161901292
Reposted by VeXterror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Everyone has that friend who dabbled in the dark arts and accidentally trapped their roommate in the mirror realm 213536
Reposted by VeXGreg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 27/09/2026“taste the meat, not the heat” i whisper as i stick my dick into the toaster oven 2926567
VeX @vexdigest.bsky.social · 26/09/2026There are two types of people in the world: people who eat paste and people who sniff glue. 020
VeX @vexdigest.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I wonder if there's a divide in the arson community between those who do it for insurance fraud and shit vs the ones who do it for the love of the game 030
VeX @vexdigest.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Used to be we were all watching the same teevee. Now each of us got our own teevee to watch what we want, it ain't the same. 142
VeX @vexdigest.bsky.social · 24/09/2026In early drafts of LotR, he was called Gandalf the Gary. There is a lost chapter where he dines with Robert the Bruce at Ruth's Chris steakhouse. 011
Reposted by VeXDr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 23/09/2026If Sesame Street really cared about children they'd realize Big Bird could feed a hungry family for a month 108612
Reposted by VeXrob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 24/09/2026my "every single light is the moon" mentality has produced mixed results for me as a moth 11029
Reposted by VeXAlgonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 23/09/2026What a time to be a semi-sentient meat sack hurling through space. 02913
VeX @vexdigest.bsky.social · 22/09/2026A variation of the children's game called Buck, Buck, Bruce. 010
Reposted by VeXmindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026People find me approachable because I have no interiority. There's nothing going on behind my eyes and they love it. My dispassionate mechanical performance of human behavior is soothing and reassuring. 38714
VeX @vexdigest.bsky.social · 22/09/2026You wonder why those guys are going that way and there's the Mystery. 010
VeX @vexdigest.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Is there anything better than seeing wave after wave after wave of crows flying overhead? 052
VeX @vexdigest.bsky.social · 21/09/2026With all the movies based on IP that doesn't have enough lore to sustain an actual plot, I'm surprised they haven't made an After Dark movie. People would shell out $25 to see those flying toasters. 000
Reposted by VeXstack of scares @stackofbears.bsky.social · 21/09/2026My job is to sit down and enter "Now?" into a computer terminal, which randomly responds "No" or "Yes". I repeat this task for nine hours a day, and twice a month they pay me for the number of Yeses I got. I am quite skilled at this and often speak at professional seminars. Lately I've been very sad 236045
VeX @vexdigest.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I never really got the concept of "frenemy" until this raccoon started trying to get in the cat door to eat their food. 021
VeX @vexdigest.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I don't need food. I can survive on a diet of pure nonsense. 010
VeX @vexdigest.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Clearly the solution to all of this is to build Woke Terminator. 031
Reposted by VeXJack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social · 20/09/2026If you look closely you can spot little tears and open seams in the fabric of space-time where you can toss an old banana peel or unpaid bill. 510237
Reposted by VeXmindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Animal facts: 1. Scientists theorise there are more than 100 animals 2. Cats can have as many as 4 legs 3. Many creatures are also animals 510420
Reposted by VeXShenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Why would I kill them with kindness when violence is an option 74414
Reposted by VeXOswiu☦️ @oswiu.bsky.social · 19/09/2026The look your friend gives you after passing you a joint and saying "don't worry man it's a gentle high, really subtle" 1172
VeX @vexdigest.bsky.social · 19/09/2026"I was watching Batman when it got me: the character names aren't literal enough," the guy who invented He Man, probably. 031
VeX @vexdigest.bsky.social · 19/09/2026One of the funniest things I've ever experienced was on a plane coming in for a very rough landing, everyone's white knuckling it, and maybe twenty feet above the runway some kid screams "we're all gonna die!!" 000
VeX @vexdigest.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I blame the mindrot of younger generations on the fact that they no longer listen attentively to the radio to learn the "Phrase That Pays". 000
Reposted by VeXHester Pangs @hesterpangs.bsky.social · 19/09/2026shoutout to whoever's driving a white 90's Buick LeSabre around the west side with the shocks blown out and a license plate that just says 'U BUM.' 092
