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Excerpts from the unwritten works. And cats.

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VeX @vexdigest.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Me an my big buddy
Picture of guy's face and upside down cat sleeping in him. Cat only has one toof.
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VeX @vexdigest.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Found an enormous "king raisin" in the trail mix. Penny for scale.
Large wad of raisins next to a penny for scale
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VeX @vexdigest.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
You ever buy a book and get home and realise that the text on the spine is in the opposite direction and you know it's going to cause extreme anxiety?
A bookshelf where one book has the text on the spine going the opposite direction
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VeX @vexdigest.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I brought Mimi a feather from the beach.
A tabby cat lying on her side on a leopard print blanket. She is looking over at a feather balanced on her shoulder.A tabby cat with a bed sheet hanging over one ear. She is staring at a feather in the foreground.
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VeX @vexdigest.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Very zoomed in photo of the face of a tabby cat resting on the sidewalk.
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VeX @vexdigest.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Sunday sploot
A very long tabby cat lies on a green run against a wall with his back legs spread and tummy up. He looks very tired.
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VeX @vexdigest.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Pineapple upsidedown cat
A tabby cat lying upsidedown in his back with his feet up and his tail curled.
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VeX @vexdigest.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Good night from Waffuuules
A tabby cat with his head upside down making a funny face
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VeX @vexdigest.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Good morning from Waffuuules
A tabby cat lying on his side with his head upside down
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VeX @vexdigest.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
End of the work week I'm like
A cart sleeping on his back splayed out.
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VeX @vexdigest.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Ran this idea by my cat and she was appalled.
Face of a tabby cat looking appalled.
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VeX @vexdigest.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Managed to find a urinal but I feel like I still haven't found what I'm looking for.
They top of a urinal labeled "U2"
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VeX @vexdigest.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Arms held out / In your Jesus Christ pose ...
A tabby cat lying on his back with his arms stretched out
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VeX @vexdigest.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
If I stay very still, they'll think I'm just another pillow.
A cat lying lengthwise on a couch next to the pillow. His back is to us so he looks a bit like the pillow.
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VeX @vexdigest.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Paint me like one of your French girls.
A tabby cat lounges on an olive green sofa.
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VeX @vexdigest.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Paint me like one of your French girls
Mimi the cat reckoning with a feather on a red chair
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VeX @vexdigest.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
I miss this guy. I'll be back soon, Waffy. #caturday
Face of sleepy cat resting his cheek on his foot.
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VeX @vexdigest.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
A framed picture of a seascape of some sort with the words "the end"over it. The glass covering the picture is broken and the lighting is a strange green.
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VeX @vexdigest.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Prof Wafflington composing three right angles.
A cat lying on a chair with his back lengthwise, his tail forward, and his feet up.
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VeX @vexdigest.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Prof Wafflington composing three right angles.
A cat lying on a chair with his back lengthwise, his tail forward, and his feet up.
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VeX @vexdigest.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
The first time I heard the word "dude" would have been around 1982. My friend Kris used it in reference to that weird-looking Pac-Man guy (pictured) that bears no resemblance to the actual game. And to this day, that dude kind of informs my conception of what a "dude" is.
Image of Pac-Man and a ghost from the arcade cabinet art
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VeX @vexdigest.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Waffules prefers to have his feet against the wall when he sleeps.
A cat lying on his side under a chair with his feet against the wall.A cat lying on his back with his feet against the wall.
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VeX @vexdigest.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Mimi has learned to hide under the mat so Waffles cannot find her.
A picture of a cat sitting by a mat with another cat under it. You can barely see another cat face underneath
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VeX @vexdigest.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
What we really look like Wednesday
A picture of a guy with his mouth open
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VeX @vexdigest.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Waffles enjoys putting his great length on display.
A very long cat lying on the floor
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VeX @vexdigest.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Waffles believes that if he sleeps in the bathroom, the bedroom, and the hallway at the same time, he gets 3x the sleep.
Picture of a cat sleeping in the hallway with his arms reaching into the bathroom and his tail across the threshold of the bedroom doorway
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VeX @vexdigest.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Figure everyone can use some joy in their day, so here's a minute of Waffules giving his sister a head-licking.
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VeX @vexdigest.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
#Blessed
A black and white photo of people in creepy costumes
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VeX @vexdigest.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Waffules is v tired after a night of varminting about.
A tired cart with his head upside down
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VeX @vexdigest.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Mimi and Waffles have tentatively agreed to share the covered red chair (for now).
Two cats sleeping on a red chair.
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VeX @vexdigest.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Professor Wafflington demonstrates a triangle.
A cat lies in a chair making a right triangle with his front and back legs, his back the hypotenuse.
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VeX @vexdigest.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Mimi thicc
Cat with large rump posing in front of window
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VeX @vexdigest.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Waffules enjoys putting his extreme length on display while he sleeps.
A long cat taking a nap
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VeX @vexdigest.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Waffules is a very good boy but he's a tiny bit of a nibular. He believes that because his teef are extremely large that he is allowed to give a humon a nibbule.
A cat with large teeth looking at the camera
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VeX @vexdigest.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Mimi brings the gift of a sprig. She is proud of her ability to select only the very best ones and announces her present with an excited chirp.
A cart sitting in front of a sprig of leaves
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VeX @vexdigest.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Mimi would like to speak to the manager about the lack of pets she is receiving
Cat with open mouth meowing at the camera
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VeX @vexdigest.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Prof Wafflington contemplates Proust
Cat with his arm resting on a beam looking thoughtful
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VeX @vexdigest.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Waffules has no bones
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VeX @vexdigest.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Mimi and Waffles spooning
Two cats cuddling
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VeX @vexdigest.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
A cat's legs sticking out from under a pillow
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VeX @vexdigest.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Found in "Nine Stories"
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VeX @vexdigest.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
💀
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VeX @vexdigest.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Behold! My cat has provided me with the only reaction image I shall ever need.
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VeX @vexdigest.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
My cats reminding us on this new years eve that time is a flat circle
Cats cuddling in a circular formation
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VeX @vexdigest.bsky.social · 24/06/2024
Two words: Soylent Green
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VeX @vexdigest.bsky.social · 24/06/2024
There's a flower bed at the end of my road with a dirty pot in it. The pot moves around from day to day. But then this happened. I have so many questions.
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VeX @vexdigest.bsky.social · 24/06/2024
This McDonald's receipt is ELITE
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VeX @vexdigest.bsky.social · 06/03/2024
Good visual explanation of the four basic types of people and how they interact.
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VeX @vexdigest.bsky.social · 01/03/2024
There is a sense that the only thing is clowns. I don't know if this is true or if it's just what the clowns want you to believe?
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VeX @vexdigest.bsky.social · 21/02/2024
Alignment chart
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