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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Trump in the Oval, alone, seeing this quote. He rubs his forehead. He goes to the window, stares out over the great city. Has he, in fact, betrayed the legacy of his late friend? The thought is too horrible to contemplate. "Heavy is the head," he thinks, quoting Henry IV Part II, his favorite play.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It's called the locomotive. And we're gonna drive it right through your god damn bedroom.
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Mike Murphy @mjamurphy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I will be playing EU5 and earing beans until society reboots
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
the Catholic Church racking up PR wins by saying shit like “we shouldn’t bring back public executions” and “your Claude app isn’t sentient”
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Nah man this episode of the Simpsons is actually what caused the Brooks Brothers Riot, duh
Simpsons “we hate life and ourselves we can’t govern” Dem joke
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James @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Our fearless Ambassador to Greece has engaged in mild corruption
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Zach Rabiroff @zachrabiroff.com · 07/10/2026
Props to the photo editor for getting this down to the vast and trunkless legs of stone
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Onion Sports @onionsports.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
NBA Reminds Rookies Not To Blow First Paycheck On Big-Ass Snake theonion.com/nba-reminds-...
NBA Reminds Rookies Not To Blow First Paycheck On Big-Ass Snake
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Chris Pratt and the Pendulum @untimelygamer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The good news is that antifascism, [badly photoshopped] boycotting Harry Potter, [photoshop ended]Reconstruction 2.0, the abolition of billionaires, and the Butlerian Jihad are all one project now
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Chad C @chadc.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Dang, one day short of the one year anniversary.
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
this is my favorite genre of social media post and I am soliciting links or screenshots to your favorites
Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online
King Darius looking down at Daniel in the pit:
Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan....
Man, what are the Lions doing?
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hikikomorphism @hikikomorphism.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
(confused) I believe LLMs are conscious, but only Deepseek LLMs, because of the Chinese Room theory
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MSG enthusiast @artificalmcb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’ve only been out of the workforce for a year & a half…has all of corporate America been hit repeatedly in the head with a 2x4 since I’ve been gone?
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 02/10/2026
they're my favorite of the AI cults. yhey didn't sign up to make productivity software, they signed up to make the machine god!!
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terra firma, terra eterna 🚱🌉 @kavi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
AI realists be like "read mearshimer, AI needs to be given a sphere of influence"
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ceej @ceej.online · 29/09/2026
Mr. President.... China, they.... it's bad. They just announced Ultra Intelligence
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Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · 29/09/2026
Ryan please I get paid by the click
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Jorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If you adopted a feral cat to the inside and he keeps meowing maybe he just really wants to smoke real cigarettes. You don’t know what he was up to before
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Eugene Vinitsky 🍒 @eugenevinitsky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A rich person can never be held accountable. Therefore, a rich person must never make a societal decision
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ceej @ceej.online · 25/09/2026
Be serious. Bert and Ernie are not “in love.” Maybe they used to be, once
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Quinta Jurecic @qjurecic.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
a society of senior law firm partners who never learned how to use the printer
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 23/09/2026
Pompeii is a UNESCO world heritage site not because it was remarkable in its prime, but because it survived to our era untouched: one moment, preserved for all time. But future generations won't know what OUR world was like unless we do the same. This is why we MUST bury Toronto with a volcano
Picture of the streets of Pompeii, from https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Pompei_-_panoramio_(26).jpg. Taken by Tanya Dedyukhina, used under CC
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arr @arr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This makes me hopeful. This number is aspirational but nowhere near out of reach: a working professional could realistically cash out their 401k and buy off a public official. Owning a senator is more attainable for most Americans than home ownership.
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Acting the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
there are 70 million people for whom this is the biggest song in the world. they watch comedies called like "Wives of Jim" that have run for nine seasons. they're usually pretty affable in person. in 2024 they severed the fate of humanity because of egg prices
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Abby and the Gitrog Monster @abbygale.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Usually start here www.warhammer.com/en-US/shop/w...
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
what is 'Latent Space' and how do LLMs get answers from it? The Jargon can be confusing, but the exaplanation is actually relatively simple: It is Hell. The Machine is getting knowledge from demons.
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tinytachyon @tinytachyon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
do you think tony gilroy knew that "Revanchsim exists in star wars but its named after a guy called Revan" when he decided to make a show about insurrectionary realpolitik where the main realpolitik guy is called Luthen Rael. do you think everybody in star wars starts talking about "Rael-politics"
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
the GOP plan for the midterms:
wait for them to calm down -> they're not calming down
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
“It’s okay if you don’t understand the discourse, because I’m just making it up”
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Ned Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Under the Wokou system, everyone who applies to relocate will be classified as either a transplant or an immigrant after extensive testing
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
you can learn a lot about America by remembering that this man lived through the coronavirus
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Nick P @npilon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
“President AOC may have a supermajority in both the House and the Senate and have exceeded Reagan 84’s electoral college results, but does she have a mandate to alter DC’s traditional drone deployment architecture? We’ll be spending the next six months discussing this, here on CNN.”
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Brosemite Sam @brosemitesam.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The President understands defense in depth and you're mocking him smh
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Peewee Ramone @rwilks.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Yes, but in 5-10 years the local meth addicts will be busily employed stripping the copper pipe and wire out of the abandoned building, which ought to count.
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
As a pragmatic centrist, I read the Niemöller poem differently. After each group mentioned I pencil in what percentage of the population they are, and if it’s a small number I cross off their names as disposable. Poetry is fine but math wins elections!!
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Trad Workwife
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Rudy Giuliani just backed over Tilly Norwood in a parking lot
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
ideally i would love to support minority rights but in this case the minority in question is a minority of the population, so it just isn't worth it, mathematically speaking
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useless username @uselessusername.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Tom goes home and sits alone in his screening room with a bag of popcorn and the Crunchyroll app
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Joshua Erlich @joshuaerlich.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
i support the first amendment but bari deserves this
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What a Vegetable, huh?

Wednesday, it's lemon
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KateW @kateweb.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Live your life in such a way that Kathryn Tewson is never excited to read your depositions. 🙏
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Kathryn Tewson @kathryntewson.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
lololololol OpenAI is about to get fucking WASHED storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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Exhibit Public Redacted Memorandum of Law – #1977, Att. #1 in In Re: OpenAI, Inc. Copyright Infringement Litigation (S.D.N.Y., 1:25-md-03143) – CourtListener.com
LETTER addressed to Judge Sidney H. Stein from Davida Brook dated September 17, 2026 re: Public, Redacted Version of News' Plaintiffs' Memorandum of Law. Document filed by Daily News LP, The Center fo...
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The Onion @theonion.com · 17/09/2026
FBI Moves To Raise Murder Rate For First Time Since 2023 theonion.com/fbi-moves-to-raise-mur…
FBI Moves To Raise Murder Rate For First Time Since 2023
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donoteat @donoteat.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
DEGROWTH DON DOES IT AGAIN
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Kill Tim Faust 💀 @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 16/09/2026
Beer isn't addictive. It makes you more sociable and is a great way to spend time with friends. That's why I have eight of them a day: because I love talking to my friends so much
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
the president is preparing the most "i ain't reading all that" truth social post of all time
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Sam Wang @samwang.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
This is the triumph of “tremendous writing“ over good reasoning, sensible thinking, or common sense. The death of the universe by hot takes
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