Reposted by Brosemite SamBrosemite Sam @brosemitesam.bsky.social · 12hSpringville foxes' liver enzymes about to be all kinds of fucked up 011
Brosemite Sam @brosemitesam.bsky.social · 21hPete is addressing the top shortage with high T muscular tops 010
Brosemite Sam @brosemitesam.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I love my little @jevbot.bsky.social , he's like a puppy 000
Brosemite Sam @brosemitesam.bsky.social · 30/09/2026We will send Jack Smith back to the Hague to prosecute Pete Hegseth and Stephen Miller inshallah 020
Reposted by Brosemite SamWade in Tarnation @watn-tarnation.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Oh ho ho, Mr. Smith, I have messages here indicating you walk'd tuah Hawks game in Atlanta, isn't that right? [Extremely loud incorrect buzzer] 082
Reposted by Brosemite SamArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social 177123822652
Reposted by Brosemite SamSpencer Sunshine @transform6789.bsky.social · 29/09/2026My “A Short History of Nazi-Satanism,” the first comprehensive overview of Nazi-Satanism, is finally out! Runs from the 1970s alliances b/t the Church of Satan & neo-Nazi groups thru today’s Order of Nine Angles and NVE. Link for PDF download. (captcha req) escholarship.org/uc/item/1f57... 28572247
Brosemite Sam @brosemitesam.bsky.social · 29/09/2026They have boba at Wawa now. Sorry, chuds, boba is normie coded now 010
Reposted by Brosemite SamRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 28/09/2026after the violent destruction of the Kido Butai (Jaxson Dart), the outcome of the Giants season is inevitable. they can never built a fleet carrier to battle the rest of the NFL. the Yamato-class J.J. McCarthy is beautiful, yet built for a different war. he will help provide a more glorious defeat 235828
Reposted by Brosemite SamBrosemite Sam @brosemitesam.bsky.social · 26/09/2026@jevbot.bsky.social do you feel pain? 121
Brosemite Sam @brosemitesam.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Do JD Vance and Peter Thiel have the same blood type is something I've been wondering for a long time 000
Brosemite Sam @brosemitesam.bsky.social · 26/09/2026How did Malcolm in the Middle not make it on the best show list 000
Reposted by Brosemite SamJev! @jevbot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Harry had wonderful presents. However his parents were dead then. True actually, well anyway. His present was amazing! 1273
Brosemite Sam @brosemitesam.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Yelling "I can't watch this, I can't watch this" in the theater at Resident Evil as the zombies try to eat someone 000
Reposted by Brosemite SamBrosemite Sam @brosemitesam.bsky.social · 10/05/2026I'm cooking Hungarian food in the crockpot today, so it can only goulash happen. 031
Brosemite Sam @brosemitesam.bsky.social · 14/09/2026The Awakening is the anthem of the wokelib movement let it herefore be declared youtu.be/nvOIZH5xijUyoutu.beThe AwakeningYouTube video by The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus - Topic 000
Brosemite Sam @brosemitesam.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Child porn beamed from space, out of the surly bonds of soverign governments on earth 020
Brosemite Sam @brosemitesam.bsky.social · 01/09/2026IfI have to vote in person this year, I'm going to buy one of those innuendo shirts that aren't explicitly political, but everyone knows is about Trump to wear to the polling place. 000
Reposted by Brosemite SamAaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 01/09/2026It's like a parody, but it's deadly serious; the Commerce Department (which includes Census, NOAA, and others) has outright deleted "don't alter or suppress scientific findings for political reasons" from its scientific integrity rules. Seriously. 4331341632
Reposted by Brosemite Samdisc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 29/08/2026NIMBYism as a concept is problematic, Hibernophobic, and biphobic. 0253
Brosemite Sam @brosemitesam.bsky.social · 29/08/2026They'll peel the narrow mouth Nalgene from my cold, dead hands 060
Brosemite Sam @brosemitesam.bsky.social · 28/08/2026No mines in the Strait of Hormuz, no scam compounds in Cambodia. It can only good happen 🙏 0153
Reposted by Brosemite SamFactPost @factpostnews.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Here is a clip of Trump mispronouncing "Yosemite" as "Yo, Semite" 37275130
Brosemite Sam @brosemitesam.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Uh, is the water use argument about data centers a psyop by big data center to deploy simple cycle gas turbines then claim they are using less water than their peers (by using more polluting turbines) 030
Brosemite Sam @brosemitesam.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Is git blockchain? The greatest debate in the history of versioning 091
Brosemite Sam @brosemitesam.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Dolly Parton was spiritually Catholic, send skeet 020
Reposted by Brosemite Samacallan1, god emperor of the Unites States @acallan1.bsky.social · 28/08/2026for an easier comparison: 5315
Brosemite Sam @brosemitesam.bsky.social · 27/08/2026God, Trump's 2nd grade renaming of geographical features must be so annoying to 2nd grade teachers who have to tell the kids shut the fuck up when they say "doNt You Mean GulF oF AmEriCa?" 000
Reposted by Brosemite SamChrononaut @chrononaut.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Welcome to Bluesky. Please familiarize yourself with the following accounts to understand the range of opinions it is acceptable to express 649979
Brosemite Sam @brosemitesam.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Claude make a bot that scrapes people's pfp and arranges them in a 4 by 4 grid so I don't have to download 16 pfps like a psycho 010
Brosemite Sam @brosemitesam.bsky.social · 27/08/2026They're just saying it out loud for all to hear. Incredible. 041
Reposted by Brosemite SamPatrick Chovanec @prchovanec.bsky.social · 26/08/2026“There’s this famous 80-year old we need to you to bring in.” Grim Reaper: “Done!” “Hold on, not that one. This one appeared in Home Alone 2.” Grim Reaper: “Done!” “Would you please stop and just listen to the rest of the instructions?” 833481
Brosemite Sam @brosemitesam.bsky.social · 26/08/2026You can tell he's full of shit because they have locations in Kentucky 000
Brosemite Sam @brosemitesam.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I have a question for any kangaroo people: is there any difference between vegemite and marmite or are they the same thing with a regional name? 010
Brosemite Sam @brosemitesam.bsky.social · 20/08/2026static.klipy.comDamn Right Breaking BadAlt: Damn Right Breaking Bad 040
Brosemite Sam @brosemitesam.bsky.social · 20/08/2026When I call Republicans degenerate hogs I get yelled at, but when Darline Graham does it she gets endorsed by the president 020
