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Peewee Ramone

@rwilks.bsky.social
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Scientist in real life but not online, high-functioning slacker, The thinking man’s zero-engagement rando. Treaty 6 territory 🇨🇦 immigrant living in Berlin. Skeeting infrequently into the void for my own amusement.

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末次智樹(ミミトモ) @mimitomokbc.bsky.social · 22h
馬すじカレー!🍛✨
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badly drawn boo! 🎃👻🧛🏼‍♀️ @soapachu.bsky.social · 16h
"Did you get those new seat covers?" "Sure boss; real fucking Provo like you wanted"
View of the interior of a car, showing front seat covers where the headrests look like white balaclavas
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Scare Smith 💀 @evilgalprods.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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A tweet from Joyce Carol Oates: overall takeaway from the Curtis Yarvin profile is that there must be millions of smart-aleck show-offy kids who annoy their teachers and go on to annoy other adults through their lives with their “contrarian” pose that hardens to a carapace over their faces; until, as adults, they still harbor a delusion that, if there is a king, or a fuhrer, he’d be impressed with the guys motor mouth and appoint him to his cabinet rather than deleting him with a negligent swipe of his wrist as Stalin did routinely.
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Peewee Ramone @rwilks.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Send Hegseth to stick his nose in my ass and fight for air.
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
if i'm michael tracey, every now and then i'd be pretending there's a rapist who i don't like, or at least don't like as much as a lot of the other ones
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Sanho Tree @sanho.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Google and Apple immediately update their maps.
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Peewee Ramone @rwilks.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Q: Could the #Habs trade Samuel Montambeault to the #Oilers A: (out-of-context Shoresy voice) For WHAT?
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Hazardous @hazardous.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I didn't realize this... #GoHabsGo
Headline - Leafs lose home opener for first time since Capt Underpants was drafted
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Peewee Ramone @rwilks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Did you just call me a dirtbag?” “No, I said you just perjured yourself.” “Oh. That’s much worse. Because directly accusing someone of committing a felony on live TV during a Senate hearing, based on evidence you just made up, seems like it should be a big deal.”
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Peewee Ramone @rwilks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Chuck Schumer insists that these are serious people who deserve respect.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/09/2026
holy shit -- turns out Jack Smith went to a Hawkeyes game in Maryland but Schmitt's team is so reckless they concocted a conspiracy theory that Smith was actually in Atlanta seeing a Hawks game and colluding with Fani Willis. Klobuchar points out to Schmitt, "you have your teams wrong."
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/09/2026
extremely weird shit during the Jack Smith hearing -- Sen. Eric Schmitt's team briefly displays a poster board that Schmitt claims contains evidence Smith committed perjury, but then Schmitt's team takes it down before anybody can read it and refuses to show Smith what it says
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Peewee Ramone @rwilks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m old enough to remember when you would double-click a PDF file and Acrobat Reader would just open it so that you could see it.
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Peewee Ramone @rwilks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My “Try it with hot dogs” T-shirt is raising a lot of questions that I’m only too happy to answer. Because I’m a helper.
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Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Peewee Ramone @rwilks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“Underwhelming” should never have been granted cromulence.
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cloth gown gridlock @rosyrhapsody.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
In Japan they don't call it a train of thought, it's the Thinkansen
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catren parker dot come @jon-snow-420.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
bold of mike flanagan to give carrie a huge unwieldy boner
promo poster of Carrie showing a floating girl with her leg bent in such a way that an immature little bastard might call it a large erection
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András Forgács W @andraswf.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Nazis don't want you to remember their crimes
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Peewee Ramone @rwilks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Spoiler-free congratulations to the winner of the Onosato-Aonishiki bout!
A Simpsons meme where a rakishly grinning man is exiting a supply closet at the nuclear power plant, leaving a forlorn woman behind him. She is asking “Will I ever see you again?” and he is answering “Sure baby. Next honbasho.”
Oh! The woman’s face is covered by the NHK World Japan logo. Yeah, this probably doesn’t make much sense unless you know that, or you have very different sumo-watching experiences than most. Maybe people hooking up in nuclear power plant supply closets watch sumo. We don’t know. Frankly, we don’t want to know. It’s a market we can do without.
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Peewee Ramone @rwilks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I wondered why she didn't show up in Deadpool vs Wolverine, but I guess they were just saving her for the tentpole.
Actress Patty Guggenheim poses as Madisynn King. Madisynn is with two N's, one Y, but it's not where you think. The way she called Wong, Master of the Mystic Arts and Sorcerer Supreme of Kamar-Taj, "Wongers" was just pure gold.
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Joel @polyparadigm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Make a band name non-binary: Sixteen Maniacs
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Peewee Ramone @rwilks.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Lee Iacocca ate an entire country ham during his interview at Chrysler, but he never broke eye contact. That’s the part people forget these days.
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Wasp Summer #JoinAUnion @waspsummer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hilarious thread about the catastrophic state of my beloved #Berlin after the election
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Peewee Ramone @rwilks.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If he’s ready for the NHL, the @canadiens.com need to play him or move him to someone who will. Otherwise, they’ll never convince another prospect that killing penalties in the AHL is their path to the NHL.
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Peewee Ramone @rwilks.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Tobacco companies furious they didn’t think of anthropomorphizing their product first. “Billions of rogue cigarettes have escaped from shops and factories, killing millions. A Philip Morris spokesperson says, ‘That’s just what cigarettes do for fun. It would be worse if they were Chinese.’”
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Peewee Ramone @rwilks.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Listen, he won the by-election fair and square. The people of Battle River-Crowfoot have chosen.
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Peewee Ramone @rwilks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Every time an American player forces a move south of the border, we should remember that their government has slashed federal taxes on people in their income range and gutted IRS enforcement. The players shouldn’t be accused of tax fraud, but the stench of it should linger.
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Peewee Ramone @rwilks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The end of Mike Waltz’s last sentence got cut off. It is supposed to read, “He is fully committed to ending this war before Russia is driven out of the Ukrainian territory it has illegally claimed.”
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Reminder that in Canada upon becoming an engineer you get an iron ring made of a collapsed bridge, purposely designed to be uncomfortable, to remind you that your ethics demand you give a fuck even about the boring grudgework of such as double-checking your math. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_Ring
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Iron Ring - Wikipedia
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Peewee Ramone @rwilks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Defund the fascist grifters
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
this isn't conjecture. This is the EXACT reason why one of the quickest ways to shut down a fash with a camera is to start shouting: "this video is brought to you by SquareSpace!" INSTANT demonitization. Because the streaming/social platforms already protect their advertisers more than the state.
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Peewee Ramone @rwilks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I know I’m going to regret asking this, but what…
The set of SNL Weekend update. Seth Meyers directs a puzzled look toward the camera in response to the enthusiastic speech of Stefon (sitting next to him with a speech balloon pointed downward).
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Peewee Ramone @rwilks.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Private Mooseknuckle reporting for duty, sir!
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Peewee Ramone @rwilks.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
(Walter Sobchalk voice): Fucking dishwasher has a fucking app!
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 23/09/2026
RIP to Chris Christie’s 2028 campaign, murdered by an octogenarian mere hours after launch
Joyce Carol Oates • @JoyceCarolOates
really, this is a serious question: why on earth would Chris Christie imagine that anyone, anywhere, ever would want him to run for President? what sparks such a delusion? granted, his wife might enjoy having him out of the house & on the campaign trail; but better just get an inexpensive hobby instead.
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New Jersey thinks not, x.com/ianjaeger29/st...
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
saw this on Instagram and it so perfectly encapsulated my rage
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being so fr when I say that transmisogyny has put feminism back like 50 years

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what i thought we had distanced ourselves from was the reduction of women to vaginas and wombs and the ability to bear children. i thought we had progressed past 'dresses are for women and pants are for men. i thought we progressed past the idea that someone is less of a woman if she does not adhere strictly to beauty standards. i thought we progressed past the idea that naturally being comfortable adhering to highly feminine standards is vulgar. but i (sarcastically) guess no one could have predicted that trans-exclusive feminism would be the downfall of all the progress we've made
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Wasp Summer #JoinAUnion @waspsummer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My friend Daniel sent me this: First we take #Manhattan, then we take #Berlin
A poster featuring NYC Democratic Socialist Mayor Zohran Mamdani and Berlin's incoming Die Linke Mayor Elif Eralp against red suns, and blue and white graphics of both cities' skylines above the Leonard Cohen lyric: "First We Take Manhattan - Then We Take Berlin"
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Peewee Ramone @rwilks.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Screenshot of classic SNL skit where “Tom Brokaw” is prerecording increasingly unlikely announcements about the death of former president Gerald Ford.
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Peewee Ramone @rwilks.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Fukinokawa’s fights now on the must-watch list
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Dale Smith @journodale.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
We'll see how many of these changes last a full year, after all of the complaints about it being dark until 10 AM in the middle of winter.
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Peewee Ramone @rwilks.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Hollywood’s major studios have jointly announced that this year’s Halloween releases are so frightening they may need to be kept out of theaters. They suggest local authorities have emergency services on high alert to deal with the wave of fright-related health crises.
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Astronomer Royal for Scotland | Catherine Heymans @astroroyalscot.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
NASA picture of the day today is a real 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿beauty! This is a composite image of the ~5000yo Callanish Stones on the Isle of Lewis. The amazing Giuseppe Petricca has only gone and photographed the Sun at noon there, every few days, for a whole year. #Dedication 🔭🧪👌 ℹ️: science.nasa.gov/image-articl...
The imposing Callanish Stones stand talk with their shadows spanning out across the glass.  It's a super clear sky, but looks cold. Above the central stone is a strange figure-of-8 shape of dots.  This is the location of the Sun, at noon, on various different days across the year.
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Peewee Ramone @rwilks.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Listen, trade unionists are a very small percentage of the population, so it is perfectly reasonable to say nothing right now and focus on the big picture.
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nude gingrich @toriimacdaddy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Peewee Ramone @rwilks.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This sign at Ostkreuz got me believing that Wolt is paying Risa Chicken to stay out of Kreuzhain.
A photo of an advertisement for delivery service Wolt. There’s a big delicious crispy chicken sandwich in the middle and the lettering reads “Wie wär‘s mit Risa Chicken.”
The sign is geographically located as far from a Risa Chicken location as it is possible to get in central Berlin.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when ai leaves u behind
7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

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Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

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Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4: 
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

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Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

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Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

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AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy. 
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”
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Peewee Ramone @rwilks.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This was fun to watch
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Seagull facts: The record for the largest number of sandwiches stolen by a seagull in one day is 74. The Chinese word for seagull translates as "the beaked horse who stares". The robust digestive system of seagulls allows them to eat many things weaker birds cannot, including multisockets & kettles.
A photograph of one of Lyme Regis' finest herring gulls, just after I had asked it "What you looking at?" and it had answered "Don't know. It hasn't got a label."
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Peewee Ramone @rwilks.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Habs highlights and live Sumo on a Sunday morning… by gar, it’s been a while.
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