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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Golden should be stripped of his committee assignments
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Jeff Grubb @grubb.wtf · 17/09/2026
from the Japanese dub of community
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tyler flowers show @tylerflowersshow.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Flanagan winning Anoka by a lot more than Craig winning Rice is encouraging
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tyler flowers show @tylerflowersshow.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Everyone’s focusing on WI but seems like Lindell is having a very tough time in Minnesota against the State House speaker. Would be a Trump endorsement loss
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
drunk girl trying to tell her friends that she thinks they are “weekend at Bernie’s” with McConnell, but she has got completely the wrong movie and keeps calling it “doing a Fish Called Wanda” with him and I’m dying
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 27/07/2026
being a christopher nolan stan is so sick, i get to say “everybody doubted him they said he’s washed they said he’s chopped” whenever he makes a new film even tho he’s like the biggest director of the millennium. its like cheering for passive income. this must be what it’s like to be a dodgers fan
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Sean Marshall @seanyyz.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Why I’m a fan of the Oxford comma.
TORONTO STAR
BOOK REVIEW
Sylvia Plath, a New York vigilante and Shah of Iran featured in latest historical fiction
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Dude took a sad first half and made it better.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 06/07/2026
look I appreciate the sentiment here but this is simply objectively false given *gestures broadly* the entire history of sports
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Tapping my wrist impatiently to signal that I am fully ready for the James Corden World Cup Postgame Program to start. Let's get to the good stuff!
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Ben McAdams (The Resurrection Arc) @purrtah.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Georgia Senate 56-43 D+13 Georgia Gov 52-47 D+5
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
*kisses fingers*
@dietaryfay.bsky.social, riffing with @ceej.bsky.social about Bluesky Batman

COMMISSIONER GORDON: Bluesky Batman, why did it take you so long to reply to my bat signal?

BLUESKY BATMAN: Maybe next time add some alt text. 

@thurmanmunson.bsky.social: come on dude alt text jokes are not chill
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 24/06/2026
went down to the centrist convention. they’re all shaking and crying, I heard one guy say “I’m starting to think a better world IS possible.” the lady next to him slapped him in the face
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Black Watch Series III, by Gene Davis, 1974
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Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 18/06/2026
It took 250 years but American cops finally racially profiled a white guy
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
It is now illegal to post this image with the caption “become ungovernable.”
Bird on a no birds sign
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Dutch Pendergrass @dutchpendergrass.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Mike Bloomberg incensed that his 75 year Lou Gehrig streak of not touching or being touched by a person of color streak has ended
Jose Alvarado and Mike Bloomberg during the NBA finals after Alvarado flew into him
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Wraith LaFrentz 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Every American deserves basic human rights except for whoever is watching the Pat McAfee alt cast of this game
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
it is darkly funny that his son got married and he was like "ohhhhh uhhhh something popped up, you know, the war, I gotta do work on the war that night, unfortunately I just can't go" and then 2 weeks later, same war still going on, he's shutting down midtown Manhattan to watch the Knicks
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Andi Zeisler @andizeisler.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Folks, we did it. An old man is literally yelling at a cloud.
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
When you run for LA mayor but you’ve never voted for LA mayor before.
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Me trying to figure out how votes get counted in LA

(Photo of Russell Crowe doing complex math in A Beautiful Mind)
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The people who vote by mail fucking hate you. Hope this helps 0239 @2 G1 •
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tyler flowers show @tylerflowersshow.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Hamawy remains in the lead, despite not winning any of the counties so far. Right now, it’s a race between him and Brad Cohen (a mayor in Middlesex County), but Hamawy has better route from here as he’s getting votes everywhere, while Cohen is only finding success in Middlesex.
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tyler flowers show @tylerflowersshow.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
AP has called for Menendez just 17 minutes after polls close. Ali finished fourth in the Jersey City mayoral election last year. The 29-year-old was often compared with Zohran Mamdani last year, but his loss is another setback for his political career.
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tyler flowers show @tylerflowersshow.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Things not looking good for Mussab Ali in NJ-08. His opponent, Rob Menendez (Bob’s son), at 74% with around 30% in, according to AP.
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Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 01/06/2026
BREAKING: Mayor Mamdani just signed an “executive order” to repeal bedtime so NYC kids can watch the Knicks play in the NBA Finals!
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
A sleeping giant awakens: people with left politics who can name all or most of the teams Ricky Proehl played for.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Same energy.
This is how it feels to be a white conservative woman in Britain

Reply: I actually love this metaphor because it’s a fake target and you’ve put it there yourself.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
i cant believe tom steyer is the first dem politician (that ive seen) to proudly and forcefully make this correct and obvious counter argument to the bigotry but im glad he did
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
"progressively larger dominoes falling" meme with the same image superimposed on the small domino and an image of the dominoes having fallen superimposed on the large domino
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Mike Petriello @mikepetriello.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
"Mayor attends huge local sporting event and doesn't even get comped seats or sit in the best spot" is such a hilarious way to try to burn someone, really nypost.com/2026/05/22/u...
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Mamdani quietly attends Knicks game — sitting in section where tickets cost around $700 or more
Mamdani, who didn’t list his attendance on his public schedule, posted a smiling photo inside the Garden with the caption “Knicks forever” only after the team’s win.
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 04/05/2026
We have friends everywhere.
and/or
conjunction
ˈand-ˈȯr 
—used as a function word to indicate that two words or expressions are to be taken together or individually
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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
you know they’re going to be at least 45 minutes late
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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
i have serious misgivings about Graham Platner but I hope he wins and conducts his office in a way that makes me feel that I was wrong to doubt. I would vote for him if I lived in Maine despite my misgivings because we know exactly who Collins is and she's bad.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Oscar Isaac was in the Criterion Closet and he’s the first guy who I think properly understood that he gets all the movies for free and just overloaded the bag
Oscar Isaac shoving movies into a bag that can’t take it anymore
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@NewsJennifer (Jennifer Schulze) @newsjennifer.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Appreciate this detail from CBS News reporter Jennifer Jacobs. It's an important part of the story that seems to be missing from a lot of comments & coverage.
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The shooting happened on the level above the ballroom where the White House Correspondents Association dinner was. 
I don't think people hearing about this -- or even those of us in the room -- realized how far from the president, VP and other guests this incident was. It was on another floor, up some stairs and several sets of security away. 
Because the Washington Hilton's hotel and other public spaces were open for other functions, the entire building wasn't secured by the Secret Service, just the specific areas where the WHCA dinner was held, law enforcement officials told @CBSNews
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Scott MacFarlane @macfarlanenews.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
About last night’s scrambling from gun fire at White House reporters dinner .. Rep Jamie Raskin (D-MD) makes a critical point on CNN: “This is happening in schools across the country.. the kids have no resources to process their trauma”
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Kind of a perfect metaphor for the media and the role they've played over the last ten years
Now deleted Twitter post from Debra Lea @thedebralea. It reads Shooter at WH Correspondence dinner. Shooter is dead. Thank you secret service.

Under it is a selfie of her making a kissy-face at the camera while everyone mills around with the energy of a minor fire alarm
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
The main thing in art and entertainment to keep your finger on the pulse of the fans and what they want, their feedback is so important.
Look it's a really unhinged rant about contestants wearing nose rings. Too long to type. You're not missing much.
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Jacob Rubashkin @rubashkin.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Burchett is right: the most DC thing ever *is* a member of Congress blaming the city for something he and his colleagues did themselves.
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
FUCK IT, WE'LL DO IT DEAD
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Maybe we'll keep some InfoWars content up.
Video: ‘Homophobic’ 6-Week-Old Baby Cries After Gay Dad Tells Him ‘There Is No Mama’
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Leila Brillson @leilza.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.
Infowars/Onion combo logo in rainbow saying “I support the onion’s hostile media takeover.”
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
I'm so glad this brave law enforcement officer is OK after being violently smirked at. Praying for him and his family
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 17/04/2026
brilliant -- Morning Joe put together clips of Pete Hegseth reciting a fake Bible quote from Pulp Fiction, along with the Samuel L. Jackson scene from the movie
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Dave Weigel @daveweigel.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Ginsberg not retiring at age 80 after 20 years on the bench was one of the great disasters of modern liberalism, and it blows my mind that so many liberals still stitch her face onto tote bags.
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The Downballot @the-downballot.com · 13/04/2026
Swalwell resigning x.com/RepSwalwell/...
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m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
This woman is a handpicked Trump supporter from Arkansas and she is less anti-trans than the median Atlantic columnist
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Ok this is pretty funny
Swalwell says he's sorry about the mistakes lol and Ken Klippenstein says you should check out my newsletter in prison
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