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Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
I get my followers the old-fashioned way. By being an idiot online.
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A.L. likely @alvildalikely.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Today I managed to peel a hardboiled egg without destroying it. This is going to be my month, I can feel it.
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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 13h
Licks the frosting off a cupcake and offers you a muffin. <affectionately>
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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 18h
You say, Hi. I say..Boo. October mood.
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Nes Lessman @neslessman.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
I’m prepared to like whatever dumb thing you say
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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 1h
If you confess all your secrets to me I’ll pretend I didn’t already know all of them.
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Marly @verbsrproudest.bsky.social · 22h
My tires have always relied upon the air compressors of strangers.
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Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
My everyday moment of joy.
My grandson Chase. Above his sweet face are the words Trisomy 21, Mosaicism, Translocation. 

Trisomy 21 is a common genetic disorder caused by an extra copy of chromosome 21 (three instead of two), resulting in physical, developmental, and intellectual disabilities.

Mosaicism is a condition where a person has cells with two or more different genetic makeups, caused by an error in cell division very early in development.

Chromosomal translocation is a genetic abnormality where a chromosome breaks and attaches to another, or swaps segments, often caused by errors during cell division or DNA repair.
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Good Morning Bluesky @goodmorningbluesky.bsky.social · 4h
I don't like to be cared about this much. It's too much.
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DoubleTrouble @badboybill69.bsky.social · 4h
Subscribe now to my Onlyfans account, were I just pose in various Halloween costumes & seductively eat candy 😏
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DoubleTrouble @badboybill69.bsky.social · 13h
Yes your honor, but I didn't shot no deputy
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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
my pile of rocks could beat up your pile of rocks
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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
my phone: 100% charged me: same
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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
imagine being partnered up with me… no, more disappointment
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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
gawd I hop the traffic from the Steelers game is gone before I get out of here
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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
mathematical aptitude is stored in the clitoris
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DoubleTrouble @badboybill69.bsky.social · 13h
My super power is being able to sleep through any alarm going off in the mornings
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DoubleTrouble @badboybill69.bsky.social · 14h
Never again I tell myself, as I proceed to do it again
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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 1h
*sniffs around*
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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 2h
I need to find someone less boring to stalk.
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Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
When you know management is trying to hide something.
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Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Welcome mat
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Tiffany Troia @tiffanytroia.bsky.social · 13h
Drop some MUSIC 🎵 🎸🥁🤘🏻 tiffanytroia.bandcamp.com/track/road Is this cheating? lol
tiffanytroia.bandcamp.com
Road, by Tiffany Troia
track by Tiffany Troia
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majima.club · 06/10/2026
Intrusive thoughts like:
an orange tabby cat with a white bib sitting loafed up in a crocheted cat bed looking comfy and content, maybe even smiling a little. Behind her, the ears and eyes of a tiny orange tabby cat that could be her twin are visible peeping over the edge of the bed as he considers pouncing on her.
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KnewNic🖕🏼🧊 @knewagirlnic.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Climbs into the air fryer basket just to feel something
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KnewNic🖕🏼🧊 @knewagirlnic.bsky.social · 3h
My favorite part is when the hawk swoops down and grabs Biberty. I look forward to the next installment when he gets dropped into an active volcano.
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KnewNic🖕🏼🧊 @knewagirlnic.bsky.social · 18h
Only men with tiny dicks dox women. Allegedly.
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KnewNic🖕🏼🧊 @knewagirlnic.bsky.social · 3h
Age yourself with a childhood crush
static.klipy.com
andy gibb
Alt: andy gibb
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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
This could be us but you keep bitchin' about your hemorrhoids.
An elderly couple riding horse-shaped mobility scooters.
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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Roxy the day she came home
A 10 week old black and tan chihuahua puppy. She's snuggling on a cushion, looking nervous.
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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Witches be sippin'
An old black and white photo of 4 ladies, sitting at a table dressed in witches costumes drinking tea. The caption is "Witches be sippin'"
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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 2h
something positive, derpy still hanging around 🦋✨✨✨
headless me with a painted lady butterfly that i care for chilling on my sweater
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Paranormal Pandy 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 2h
How I feel when a car lets me cross the street
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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 2h
You know there's trouble when you get asked the question, "Is there anything else you haven't told us?"
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Tim 🇨🇦 @qwertying.bsky.social · 4h
At my dad's senior home, Bingo is just a cover for a fight club. Last week, Karen took out a guy with a rolled-up copy of Reader's Digest. It was a large-print edition. Brutal.
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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 4h
The hardest part of cooking chicken is finding the sweet spot between salmonella and Pharaoh's nutsack.
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geist, now with double the hauntings @prettyvulgar.bsky.social · 55m
Babe, come quick, I’m making you look good on Bluesky.
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geist, now with double the hauntings @prettyvulgar.bsky.social · 1h
“I’ve just usually heard from you by now and I was getting worried,” is a love language.
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Melicious @honeybadgermel.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
taking my mental illness off its leash so they can do zoomies
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
“I’m crazy, and I’m demented, and my IQ is under 12, but I love the fuck outta you like no one else.” *100% my dog, don’t bother trying to cancel me, my IQ is also under 12, and I do not give a fuck. Thank you, Frankie.
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Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It's always a good day when the cat takes her pills willingly.
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Melicious @honeybadgermel.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Best dog ever.
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TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
fartled (when a fart scares you)
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Melicious @honeybadgermel.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
When those you love are at their worst, that's when you need to be at your best.
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Melicious @honeybadgermel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Who me? Just over here making as many poor life choices as I can so I die young.
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geist, now with double the hauntings @prettyvulgar.bsky.social · 39m
everybody who knows me: why the fuck are you smiling you never smile? me: he’s wearing panties under his Carhartts 🫦
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 1h
*mouthful of LSD I have hope for the future.
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 4h
Having a psychotic break, but whimsically.
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 4h
His and hers straight jackets.
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