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turkeyteeth008.bsky.social @turkeyteeth008.bsky.social · 21m
Cold as ice, the heart. weird but nice, the mind. in the gutter, the mouth. as understanding as a retired mental health professional, the soul.
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turkeyteeth008.bsky.social @turkeyteeth008.bsky.social · 23m
Drinking alcohol before 9am is socially unacceptable, disguise whiskey in a black coffee, warm & fuzzy by noon.
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turkeyteeth008.bsky.social @turkeyteeth008.bsky.social · 25m
Thanks for the love, I often feel inadequate.
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turkeyteeth008.bsky.social @turkeyteeth008.bsky.social · 25m
🫂 💙
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turkeyteeth008.bsky.social @turkeyteeth008.bsky.social · 27m
Doesn’t matter the circumstance, the sadness is always there, beneath the humour & sarcasm, it lingers worse than an unwashed teenagers BO.
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Nyx✫ @seancefiction.bsky.social · 9h
he vvho vvades the murky vvaters, vvith nightvision eyes…✨
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ande91.bsky.social @ande91.bsky.social · 5h
You don't understand and I can't explain.
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Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 4h
What if we didn’t blow up at every thing they do and instead created one list that we add to, unceremoniously and on the daily. We starve them of the attention they seek and instead, plot their trials.
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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 5h
holding myself together while i fall apart
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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 5h
red and white ferdinand pichard rose in my garden
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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 3h
beetle cuteness
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Norm @chingerhook.bsky.social · 2h
i missed the struggle bus so i had to take a struggle uber
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DoubleTrouble @badboybill69.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Being sacrificed by a coven of witches in a pagan ritual would probably fix me.
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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 19h
Televangelists, like Jim Bakker, who profit off their congregations are sacrileeches.
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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 19h
After painting the interior of my exes house, she admitted she still had ceilings for me.
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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 7h
Let’s play a game of hide & seek. You go hide, and I’ll come find you when I’ve finished all the coffee.
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🏴‍☠️ Jollyrobber 🏴‍☠️ @jollyrobber.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Based off television I watched growing up, I expected to have a lot more citizen's arrests under my belt by now.
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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 19h
I would like to upgrade my nap to a medically induced coma
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I 💙 Dogs @dogs100.bsky.social · 8h
👏👏👏👏
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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 6h
Woke up with my don’t give a fucks strong and my happiness even stronger
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Tim 🇨🇦 @qwertying.bsky.social · 7h
For the past year, I’ve been keeping a gratitude journal. Every entry says "not dead yet."
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Jack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 20h
PSA: I took a fire safety class at work and they told me to NOT use fire to fight fire.
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Jack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
*listens to comedy podcast after a child’s funeral
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Jack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’m just not sure I’m a “buy a multi day pass to a music festival in Spain for next summer” kind of guy.
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Jack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Progressive bed instructions.
Pay attention to the orientation of the holes
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Jack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Tis a silly place.
Masters of the Universe (2026)
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Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
I get my followers the old-fashioned way. By being an idiot online.
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A.L. likely @alvildalikely.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Today I managed to peel a hardboiled egg without destroying it. This is going to be my month, I can feel it.
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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 16h
Licks the frosting off a cupcake and offers you a muffin. <affectionately>
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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 20h
You say, Hi. I say..Boo. October mood.
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Nes Lessman @neslessman.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
I’m prepared to like whatever dumb thing you say
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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 4h
If you confess all your secrets to me I’ll pretend I didn’t already know all of them.
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Marly @verbsrproudest.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
My tires have always relied upon the air compressors of strangers.
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Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
My everyday moment of joy.
My grandson Chase. Above his sweet face are the words Trisomy 21, Mosaicism, Translocation. 

Trisomy 21 is a common genetic disorder caused by an extra copy of chromosome 21 (three instead of two), resulting in physical, developmental, and intellectual disabilities.

Mosaicism is a condition where a person has cells with two or more different genetic makeups, caused by an error in cell division very early in development.

Chromosomal translocation is a genetic abnormality where a chromosome breaks and attaches to another, or swaps segments, often caused by errors during cell division or DNA repair.
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Good Morning Bluesky @goodmorningbluesky.bsky.social · 6h
I don't like to be cared about this much. It's too much.
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DoubleTrouble @badboybill69.bsky.social · 6h
Subscribe now to my Onlyfans account, were I just pose in various Halloween costumes & seductively eat candy 😏
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DoubleTrouble @badboybill69.bsky.social · 15h
Yes your honor, but I didn't shot no deputy
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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
my pile of rocks could beat up your pile of rocks
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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
my phone: 100% charged me: same
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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
imagine being partnered up with me… no, more disappointment
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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
gawd I hop the traffic from the Steelers game is gone before I get out of here
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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
mathematical aptitude is stored in the clitoris
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DoubleTrouble @badboybill69.bsky.social · 16h
My super power is being able to sleep through any alarm going off in the mornings
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DoubleTrouble @badboybill69.bsky.social · 16h
Never again I tell myself, as I proceed to do it again
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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 4h
*sniffs around*
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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 4h
I need to find someone less boring to stalk.
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Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
When you know management is trying to hide something.
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Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Welcome mat
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Tiffany Troia @tiffanytroia.bsky.social · 16h
Drop some MUSIC 🎵 🎸🥁🤘🏻 tiffanytroia.bandcamp.com/track/road Is this cheating? lol
tiffanytroia.bandcamp.com
Road, by Tiffany Troia
track by Tiffany Troia
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majima.club · 06/10/2026
Intrusive thoughts like:
an orange tabby cat with a white bib sitting loafed up in a crocheted cat bed looking comfy and content, maybe even smiling a little. Behind her, the ears and eyes of a tiny orange tabby cat that could be her twin are visible peeping over the edge of the bed as he considers pouncing on her.
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