turkeyteeth008.bsky.social @turkeyteeth008.bsky.social · 21mCold as ice, the heart. weird but nice, the mind. in the gutter, the mouth. as understanding as a retired mental health professional, the soul. 020
turkeyteeth008.bsky.social @turkeyteeth008.bsky.social · 23mDrinking alcohol before 9am is socially unacceptable, disguise whiskey in a black coffee, warm & fuzzy by noon. 020
turkeyteeth008.bsky.social @turkeyteeth008.bsky.social · 25mThanks for the love, I often feel inadequate. 043
turkeyteeth008.bsky.social @turkeyteeth008.bsky.social · 27mDoesn’t matter the circumstance, the sadness is always there, beneath the humour & sarcasm, it lingers worse than an unwashed teenagers BO. 152
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