Reposted by tIt's ME(Jaime) @exceedhergrasp1.bsky.social · 14/09/2026WHAT IS CRINGE BUT EARNESTNESS PERSEVERING 09119
Reposted by tBenny Feldman @feldfrog.bsky.social · 13/09/2026The apocalypse is one of the few times it’s fine to be a cannibal, but sadly it’s also when people probably taste the worst 1258772
Reposted by tsweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026i saved thousands on my car insurance by returning to the sea 91236294
Reposted by tThe Bricked Up Homie @prefectbeanis.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I remember after 9/11 I saw a restaurant billboard that said "We will not forgive - we will not forget" on one side and on the other side it said "2 soups for 2 dollars" 1022041
Reposted by tbig bleat from badsville @djepelgesh.bsky.social · 06/09/2026thank you The New York Post for what may be the funniest image of all time 215167564232
Reposted by tRyNo @yellowapple.us · 06/09/2026The elites don't want you to know this but the horses on BLM land are free you can take them home I have 458 horses 1454
Reposted by tStephanie goes by Stephanie @pagnificent.myatproto.social · 12/08/2026If you put an ice tray with one ice cube back in the freezer you are a terrorist 722819
Reposted by tLiving well @thebestrevenge.info · 10/08/2026This is just nonsense. How can spaceships dock if they don’t have foreskins 3586
Reposted by tJames Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Gender studies does a far better job of explaining the Trump administration than traditional political science, or economics for that matter 161539238
Reposted by tlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 10/07/2026"An account with this avatar was blocked" post. You open it and it's a long forgotten picture of your grandmother as a younger woman. You must have been a child at that age. She looks happier than you ever knew her. You could not possibly have memories from that age. The TL refreshes and it's gone 232289322
Reposted by tDexerto @dexerto.bsky.social · 10/07/2026A Norway fan has gone viral for not taking part in their Row celebration after matches and won't do it if they win the World Cup "It’s factually wrong; they didn’t row, they sailed over the Atlantic” 2595056609
Reposted by tAdam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 07/07/2026I'm so disillusioned, I almost don't even care who gets the FIFA Peace Prize next year 268239923246
Reposted by tMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 09/06/2026tell them there’s a sex criminal in the building 6478411526
Reposted by tMelissa Stewart @lissajostewart.bsky.social · 09/06/2026This is actually the secret chord that David played and it pleased the Lord 544568862
Reposted by tTLDR Jack @tldrjack.bsky.social · 06/06/2026I suspect this might be the best photo I ever take 379300293917
Reposted by tAndy Cortez @andycortez.cool · 04/06/2026Ohhh look at me I'm New York City. I have an awesome basketball team with likeable players and a mayor that cares about making life better for every citizen man fuck you 164105061377
Reposted by tAmy @lolennui.bsky.social · 04/06/2026did you know young women are actually outpacing men in education, starting salary, home ownership, horsepower, necromancy, credit card debt, Bushidō, viscosity, corn, resistance to malicious Fog,, 411835327
Reposted by tNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 03/06/2026“I’m Kid Rock.” “I’m Naomi Wolf.” “I’m Kanye West.” “I’m Matt Taibbi.” “I’m Catturd. Those stories, plus Rob Schneider, tonight on 60 Minutes.” 18486421804
Reposted by tFrankie Huang 黄碧赤 @ourobororoboruo.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Welp there’s no unseeing this 260194385008
Reposted by tlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 02/06/2026i love it when the clock strikes 10:30 every morning and the usual sites publish their 3 infuriating news stories that will drive all discourse today like zookeepers raising the enclosure's gate and letting the seals get into the day's bucket of chum 301882217
Reposted by tthe beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 02/06/2026it’s not enough for cis straight people to support the LGBTQ community during Pride. we must also be ashamed 3177679
Reposted by tHildur Knútsdóttir @hildur.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Throwback to when a TV station in Iceland accidentally aired an episode of Teletubbies with subtitles from the Sopranos 👌🏼 199135413582
Reposted by tViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 20/10/2023[hands corn maze guy $50] make sure I never come out 263685914
Reposted by tSteve Hayman 🇨🇦 @shayman.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Have you, like me, spent the last 26 years worrying if the Canadian Potato Museum STILL has the display of various potato diseases with potatoes in little coffins? Stop worrying. I checked today. Still there. 8150151403
Reposted by t🎃 scarecrowcialism 👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 03/03/2026Working on a theory of international relations called Rotating Moron Theory 230731
Reposted by tFemi and the Foundation @femiandfoundation.bsky.social · 18/05/2026clear eyes, full rain barrels, can't lose 0388
Reposted by twarrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 19/05/2026I GET LOGGED OUT. BUT I LOG IN AGAIN 149155763097
Reposted by tmattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 14/05/2026saw this on an ACT UP poster from 1988 at the Poster House museum today. the more things change :) 1475732315
Reposted by tRon Chan @rondanchan.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Using the rules of linear perspective to combat ai slop can I get a hell yeah 3342021438
Reposted by tBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Daffys very role is an unpopular opinion. Chuck Jones said that “Bugs Bunny is who we want to be but Daffy is who we are”: vain, self-centered, terrified at the world and the judgments of others, this plucky duck represents the very darkness at the heart of man’s soul as he struggles against entropy 411916334
Reposted by tJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 05/05/2026all large warehouse construction should be put on hold until we figure things out. except batting cages and laser tag arenas 2023313
Reposted by t✪ Beware the Gray Ghost ✪ @jongraywb.blacksky.app · 13/04/2026“All you had to do was pay us a living wage” is doing a lot of very heavy “A riot is the voice of the unheard” warehouse fire lifting lately. 51250354
Reposted by tAlexander Chee @alexanderchee.bsky.social · 28/04/2026This coming Saturday, @roxanegay.bsky.social invited Kimberle Crenshaw, Mary H. K. Choi, Lauren Hough, Mira Jacob, Savola Nolan, Kelly Sundberg and me to join her for this conference on writing about your life at Rutgers Newark. Join us if you can. ce-catalog.rutgers.edu/coursedispla... 1114330
Reposted by tCJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Shaq, Kenny, Chuck, and Ernie in full screen glory 221826
Reposted by tCJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Malika Andrews gets backup dancers for her report on Victor Wembanyama 1178587
Reposted by tEd BooOOooOOmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Any risks we expect a second-grader to accept every time they go to school are fair to expect highly-paid elite journalists to accept to attend a fancy dinner. 123050
Reposted by tOpinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 24/04/2026thinking about making a joke on here one day 3546582
Reposted by tmtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 24/04/2026i didn't realize how literally she was pulling wires without understanding them. manually typing shit into the prompter lmao 844824670
Reposted by tI Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 24/04/2026He looks like he yells in people’s ear at the bar. 410015
Reposted by tBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 23/04/2026Why would a ROBOT have an ACCENT. Talking about the terminator movie. Sorry this is about 40 years late I've been busy 1202951243
