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Benny Feldman

@feldfrog.bsky.social

5.4K followers 261 following 1.6K posts

👽🤝🦋🤝🐸 My first stand-up special Butterfly Pavilion is coming soon. bennyfeld.com

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Benny Feldman @feldfrog.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I wish I could get all my friends together in one room for one big laugh

Benny Feldman @feldfrog.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

She’s sound mixing

Benny Feldman @feldfrog.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

My special should be out in like two weeks or some shit

Benny Feldman @feldfrog.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

My dad always said “I’m not a big pithy quote guy”

Benny Feldman @feldfrog.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I don’t drop any loot when I die, but there is a funeral cutscene

Benny Feldman @feldfrog.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Clout should fall out of you like sonic coins when you die

Benny Feldman @feldfrog.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

People often ask if I am neuro divergent . No I am simply conventionally an odd duck

Benny Feldman @feldfrog.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

When a comedian is a dentist or some shit, they love to do comedy and be like “so I’m a dentist”

Benny Feldman @feldfrog.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Clout is a bludgeon

Benny Feldman @feldfrog.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

We should obviously hunt the moon in case it’s alive

Benny Feldman @feldfrog.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I would be woke in the apocalypse

Benny Feldman @feldfrog.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

The apocalypse is one of the few times it’s fine to be a cannibal, but sadly it’s also when people probably taste the worst

Benny Feldman @feldfrog.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Why would you become a marauding cannibal in the apocalypse. Just kicking people while they’re down. Show some respect for the wastes

Benny Feldman @feldfrog.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Me: I just invented a new slang term, “Buster,” for when a guy thinks he’s fly. My Girlies: You mean a scrub? Me: yes. Also known as a buster

Benny Feldman @feldfrog.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Imagine coming up with the slang term “buster” for a guy who thinks he’s fly, and finding out there’s already a slang word for it

Benny Feldman @feldfrog.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Some of the best stand-up specials are from comedians who are in their late thirties / early forties and haven’t had any sort of big break, and have a pent up true spirit because of it

Benny Feldman @feldfrog.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

A scrub is a guy who thinks he’s fly. A buster is a guy who thinks he’s fly.

Benny Feldman @feldfrog.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Shoes on the bed is fine who cares. Oh no I’m sleeping in a tiny bit of dirt

Benny Feldman @feldfrog.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Lady at the train station is loudly watching an AI slop marital court drama series

Benny Feldman @feldfrog.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Jeopardy money becomes worse and worse over time with inflation, but the questions get harder and harder with new information

Benny Feldman @feldfrog.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Throwing a decoy version of yourself into the discourse to see what everyone says

Benny Feldman @feldfrog.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Going back to your hometown and seeing faces that look like an old ex, like ohhhh they make those there

Benny Feldman @feldfrog.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

No no. Writing is all about brevity. Just say, “A buster is a guy who thinks he’s fly.” It’s cleaner.

Benny Feldman @feldfrog.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Doing an entirely different hour from Butterfly Pavilion that I haven't named yet

Benny Feldman @feldfrog.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

A second apple hits Isaac Newton "Ah, shame on me that time”

Benny Feldman @feldfrog.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

My name is Chanty Beluga (My name is Chanty Beluga) I'm walking down the street (I'm walking down the street) I love you (I love you) Let's go to the beach

Benny Feldman @feldfrog.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

If you just watch enough YouTube video essays, you’ll figure it all out, your mind will unlock everything, and you’ll be able to fix the world. The shipping logistics, the voting systems, you’ll use the best new battery, you’ll undo everything Raegan did, and you’ll make the perfect action movie.

Benny Feldman @feldfrog.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

May cars were set on fire and eaten shortly after in the Busytown race riots

Benny Feldman @feldfrog.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

A lot of comedians don’t realize you have invincibility frames between the setup and punchline

Benny Feldman @feldfrog.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Dragging my mind across your posts

Benny Feldman @feldfrog.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Real Gs move in silence like a breathtaking video of owl flight

Benny Feldman @feldfrog.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

They say a hippo can crush you with their jaws. But did you know they can also crush you with the rest of their body

Benny Feldman @feldfrog.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

If you’re a squirrel who lives underwater in a bio-dome, and your best friend is a sponge, you might be a redneck

Benny Feldman @feldfrog.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I would sit down with Squidward and be the first person to just truly listen.

Benny Feldman @feldfrog.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I feel like the glass at the aquarium is less about keeping the fish in and more about keeping me out

Benny Feldman @feldfrog.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Irony is literally just caricature

Benny Feldman @feldfrog.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

My name's not Thomas

Benny Feldman @feldfrog.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Many people seem to think the word "exploitation" in exploitation of labor just means when the workers are treated actively poorly in a workplace, as opposed to having the value of their labor siphoned by owners. They offer what they think are counter arguments of companies that treat employees well

Benny Feldman @feldfrog.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I can see every inch of your skull

Benny Feldman @feldfrog.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Every step I take in New York City, the Manayunk canal flows with me beneath my feet

Benny Feldman @feldfrog.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

my dad emailed me an article by copying the entire body of the article to the email

Benny Feldman @feldfrog.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

(Becoming poop) AHH ! The poop symbiote !

Benny Feldman @feldfrog.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

People love to say to me, unprompted, hey man I've got a joke you should use in your act. And then they unwittingly tell me a street pun

Benny Feldman @feldfrog.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Jerry Seinfeld in a Sensory Deprivation Tank

Benny Feldman @feldfrog.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Guy asked me if I do one-liners because they are easier lol

Benny Feldman @feldfrog.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

People are constantly telling me that they told their friend one of my jokes and their friend didn’t get it

Benny Feldman @feldfrog.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Some people are worried about 3D printed weapons. I've been printing out little Redwall swords and giving them to mice before I put them in my ball python's tank. I promise you 3D printed weapons are harmless

Benny Feldman @feldfrog.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

People went to the movies back in the day and thought the train was going to come right out of the screen at them. Nothing has changed. Nowadays people go to the movies and think they are just like the quippy superheroes

Benny Feldman @feldfrog.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Some people believe in a clockmaker god. I believe in a haberdasher god. I think the universe is a well made hat

Benny Feldman @feldfrog.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Women love to maintain the PH balance of their pussy like a terrarium . It’s perfectly balanced and cum will throw it off like aphids