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Kris Wernowsky @kriswernowsky.com · 15h
Andor’s amazing depiction of monied California liberalism is really one of its best subtle skewers. On the cusp of war and revolution, Kimberly Guilfoyle’s ex-husband, here, bemoans he can’t have fun anymore and is a quiet gambling addict. Dude would be SO into polymarkets. His Ewok NFT got stolen.
Gavin the Hutt (a guy with a black beard in a robe).
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Shiny the Wark 🔞 @shinywark.bsky.social · 16h
re-uploading because I misspelled their name. I'm sorry Biddy Blas, you deserve so much better.
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Murdoink @murdoink.com · 10/10/2026
biddy blas
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 10/10/2026
they’re going to stream a government snuff film on twitch and it’s still going to be a bannable offense to play a robert yang game about jacking off your car
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Will Weldon @oldmanweldon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Top ten most foreboding sentence I've ever read.
She had bought raw goat milk from a farm recommended to her in a Facebook group run by her chiropractor
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Discontinued FoOoOods! 👻🎃 @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Folks, folks, I saw the Mama Celeste news. Rest assured, I was on the Internet within minutes, registering a draft of a post for a later date!
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 08/10/2026
me: I dunno, I still like the guys on the team but I'm sympathetic to the argument seeing the Dodgers win in the playoffs every year is boring (braves fans start doing the chop) me: General McPherson I summon and bind thee to these boys' bats. Claim your vengeance
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The "SI" thing is was intended to provoke this exact sort of sniveling response from the courtiers, to train the oligarchs to humiliate themselves for Trump so they'll do it again later when it really matters.
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Only Built 4 Hyperlinks @tovardy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I immediately searched up that Fat Possum video and it has materially improved my night, watching the noble possum wreck a baked potato is very soothing, thank you.
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Only Built 4 Hyperlinks @tovardy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Many such cases
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Vituperative Erb @vituperativeerb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You see a lot of this in philosophy and political theory where these guys are constantly putting up some variant of “has anyone thought about this thing [that St. Augustine was fighting with people about]”
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 05/10/2026
we need yang wen-li to knock some sense into him
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Eddie @glutenforaynat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Stolen from another social media website. Battletech Infodumps for the win. #battletech
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A little known fact about the CARS universe, is that post-World War 2 many Volkswagens, BMWs and Mercedes fled to Cargentina to avoid the Nuremberg Time Trials
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olive consumer's floating skull @machete.gay · 30/09/2026
EVERYONE GET IN HERE www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmiQ...
youtube.com
Alarming Mistakes, Deadly Decisions: Fatal Fire at BP-Husky
YouTube video by USCSB
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 30/09/2026
we fucked up bigtime when the internet slipped from the utopian promise of being able to connect with ANYone into the hellscape of being connected to EVERYone
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
To people who don’t believe that Kermit the Frog is real: What is the basis for your morality? Where does your moral standard come from?
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ceej @ceej.online · 28/09/2026
if it’s migrant caravan again I’m going to be so disappointed. he used to lie so expansively. announce that ms-13 got white chicks surgery to run as democrats in local elections. something. anything…
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 28/09/2026
“i woke up every morning and name searched myself on twitter. i am normal by the way”
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 27/09/2026
The men are down to the fan duel spending up the household money On the polymarket with the babies diaper money And you supposed to carry his baby and be his household servant???? If you don’t poison this man and get the life insurance money
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A guy says to his mechanic "Hey Fran, my 1950's Studebaker is making a weird noise." The car sounds out "booum da hu da hmmh da hoon da ina." Fran opens the hood and says "well, there's your problem." A pleasant man with piercing, a beard and dreadlocks sits near the engine. Frank remarks "Jonathan Davis from Korn is under the hood."
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Jack @jtenroon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The libs yearn for the constitutionalist caretaker junta
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Aimee Cozza Illustration @aimeecozza.com · 21/09/2026
Today is your monthly reminder! Back. Up. Your. Stuff. 💻💽💾 Art, writing, personal photos, etc etc... Back it up back it up! Repost to remind a friend and save a life
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Sam (ABeardedPanda) @abeardedpanda.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Yet another example of "the politics sickos need to read more military theory" is the fact that so many politics sickos seem to be wedded to the idea that a decisive battle is the One Simple Trick that will result in eternal victory
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mechazany @mechamcscringle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ghost in the Shell 1995 garbage man who’s ghost hacked with falsified memories of having a family while lovingly reminiscing on them out loud
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Damon Nice @ratsavant.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
your apothecary’s tinctures are low-key substandard lol
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Kill Tim Faust 💀 @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 20/09/2026
nobody's moving prose like Onstad
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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👻Skulliam🎃Boo-tler🍂Yikes🕷️ @yeets.biz · 19/09/2026
i need to know what happened
sign in a restaurant "due to recent events Bigfoot discussions are no longer permitted on the patio"
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TekknoNerd - Commissions open @tekknonerd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Voyager, walking on those tiny legs.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 18/09/2026
adequate punishment is no longer even really possible at this point. i dont mean like dems are too squeamish, i mean you would have to do stuff that's only viable if the afterlife is real
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
i’m at the galleria dell’accademia in florence doing my favorite bit: every time we pass by a depiction of jesus i point and say “damn, that guy just can’t catch a break” everyone hates it
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Kill Tim Faust 💀 @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 16/09/2026
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Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 @poppyhaze.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
BREAKING: Senate to announce Mitch McConnell (R-KY) will be sealed inside an experimental walking prosthesis forever so the citizens of Kentucky will “dread naught” of ever being without his holy protection
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Spheal Posting @sphealposting.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
pokemon rumble spheal on a flame background with text over it that says "I'm can't"
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Every single person in line asking if it's true what porno is like now
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Jeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 13/09/2026
Pretty amazing billboard in the new Hot Wheels game.
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sarah zedig 🐐 @hmsnofun.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
UPDATE: SCP Foundation have posted a statement saying they were not consulted or contacted about the A24 SCP project. scp-wiki.wikidot.com/statement-on...
 Statement On V/H/S SCP Foundation Film

The staff and authors of the SCP Foundation Wiki (the real-life writing project behind the SCP Foundation universe and its official home) were not consulted or contacted regarding this film. We have been attempting to contact the filmmakers but haven't yet been successful. To be clear: we have not had any communication with the filmmakers, producers, or distributors for this project, despite our best efforts, and to the best of our knowledge they have not made any efforts to contact us. Furthermore, A24 does not and cannot have any exclusive rights to anything related to the SCP Foundation, including any films that Spooky Pictures or anyone else may choose to create.
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Minovsky @minovskyarticle.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Hell no to revisionist sentimentality about 9/11 bringing Americans closer together. Living through that time sucked and we've never escaped the ugly aftermath.
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Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Just further enshrining the canonical conservative belief that being called racist is worse than being racist.
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DEAD TEENAGERS out now in paperback @judedoyle.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
People of All Genders Empowered to Maintain Delusion That They Have A Chance With Gillian Anderson
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Dan Whitehead @danwhitehead.net · 10/09/2026
The fact we have an executive class that doesn't know what to do with the Looney Tunes or The Muppets really sums up what a joyless, barren world they inhabit.
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Jaws Slayer 🎃 @jesawyer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Elizabeth Holmes
@ElizabethHolmes • Sep 2
You mocked me from outside the cage
Then 24 hours inside one brought you to tears
I won't mock you. I know why you cried
l've lived in that darkness for 1,190 days
It didn't break me
It made me invincible
We aren't the same
Find God @NeroLord Humungus on microphone with a speech bubble
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 09/09/2026
I have now started showing Sarah Zeta Gundam
Meme of Kamille from Zeta Gundam overlaid over the lead singer of a band. Text reads 

How are you tonight? Having a good time?
Ready to party? Have Fun?
Well that was the last guys.
Wrong fucking band
Were here to have a bad time.
(Z• Toki wo Koete playing)
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 09/09/2026
(in the family group chat): that wont matter. without radical change all of this is meaningless in fifteen years. we have no idea how dire things are (in the communist group chat): they should make a turn based final fantasy again with the two minute summon animations
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 08/09/2026
“AI changes the nature of humanity” no It doesn’t, you’re just not used to being high
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
this is the kind of design costume designers make to tell you who are the bad guys in a space movie
Donald Trump posts an image on his Truth Social account. It shows a new uniform for US Space Force members, comprising of an all-black outfit with knee-high black leather boots, black cap, and minimalist looking suit.
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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
unfortunately this means that all of New York's bokoblins have regenerated
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