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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just saw someone say their AI runs their fantasy football team and I can’t stop laughing. Like, I’m sure everyone’s doing it or something but it’s very funny to me that pretending to be a team manager was so hard that you needed to pretend to pretend to be a team manager
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
kinda bullshit whenever the fever score 98. like come on. no it’s not
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a guy is putting on his jacket, getting ready to leave his apartment. He says, “gonna go get some ice cream.” Panel 2: the guy peeks around a corner into another room in his apartment. In the room, there is a monkey with glowing eyes floating in a large, shimmering, blue tube and some unusual technology lining the walls. The guy asks, “you want anything, omniscient monkey in hypersleep?” Panel 3: answering his own question, the guy scoffs, “psh! Duh… banana flavor.”
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Scorigami @nflscorigami.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
🏈 GB 22 - 39 MIN FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1097th unique final score in NFL history.
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cursèd gem 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
me: hi gimme a large pizza pizza guy: any appetizers? me: what do you have? pizza guy: we've got fried cheese with no sauce or crust, crust with no cheese or sauce, and crust and cheese with no sauce me: gimme crust and cheese with no sauce pizza guy: and for your dip? me: sauce
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Bill DiFilippo @billdifilippo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
#IAmWesternMichigan get it trending folks
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The Women's Game @womensgamemib.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Is this the greatest nutmeg ever?? 🤯 🎥: @denversummitfc.bsky.social
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Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Rick Brunson googling “if i flush cash down toilet will toilet clog reddit”
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Robby Kalland @rkalland.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
START HIM
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
If you think about it Manti Te’o getting catfished in 2012 is like those videos of guys getting juked out of their shoes by Bob Cousy slightly changing direction. You couldn’t even put him on the court in today’s fake internet girlfriend league
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Katie Shook @katieshook.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Skelly update
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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
*cake doing play-by-play of a football game* hes torn his meniscus
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KAFUI 🇬🇭 @mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Listen, you can date a bunch of 1s and 0s without having an AI boyfriend.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
(3/3)
Page 3, 1 image. Noah morphs into a blue and yellow macaw, to the absolute astonishment of Lindsay.
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columbus, ohio enthusiast @tacoenthusiast.swifties.social · 14/08/2026
Sometimes it works
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/08/2026
if they're drinking nounwine it's fantasy. if they're snorting a verb it's sci fi
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cap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
an uber driver wearing sock puppets on both hands that talk to each other about how bad the steering wheel tastes your whole ride
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💚 D' ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ @cheesyliving.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Ever since I saw Snorlax as a kid I knew I wanted to be an obstacle
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Business Decision with Mike Vorkunov @businessdecisionmv.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
The new WNBA team in Cleveland will be called the Sirens. They'll start playing ball in 2028.
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Erin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Help! My symbolism! It's so overt! And very explicit!
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Sunken Nazi warships resurface as water levels drop
Scuttled German WW2 warships have reemerged from the Danube in drought-hit Europe.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: an old man lies in a hospice bed, glancing out the window as day breaks. There is a woman asleep on a small couch next to him. The man thinks to himself, “dang, that was stressful. Wouldn’t mind a chill one next time.” Panel 2: the cycle of death and rebirth continues on, represented by the samsara wheel of life, along with splash text which reads: REINCARNATE-O! Panel 3: a solitary duck swims peacefully along the water. It thinks to itself, “nice”
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Inspector Ratchet @1nspectratchet.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
My dad thought "rizz" was short for risotto
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a human backpacker kneels before a family of orangutans. They are exchanging a gentle handshake of sorts so that the human may supplicate himself to the chief orangutan. Journal entry text reads: “Week 4: I am accepted into the tribe.” Panel 2: journal entry: “Week 5: I introduce the tribe to 2012-13 Lebron highlights.” The human is holding his phone horizontally, displaying a YouTube compilation of LeBron James highlights from his legendary season with the Miami Heat. The orangutans are gathered closely around the phone, watching excitedly.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a hand holding an envelope addressed to House on the Giant Turtle’s Back. Panel 2: a postal worker, holding the envelope, stands on the rocky shore of a sea before an enormous tortoise trudging through the water. It has some trees and a house on top of its shell. Panel 3: the postal worker looks back down at the envelope, looking emotionally debilitated.
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ceej @ceej.online · 23/07/2026
say what you will about the internet, but it’s undeniably the best way to find new stupid stuff to be insane about every day
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Scott @scottydo16.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 14/07/2026
nice joke, lol, reminds me of this unrelated political thing i can’t stop talking about
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Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Cover of the unfortunately fictitious magazine Vizier Monthly. Against a red background, a pale man in black sits schemingly, surrounded by headlines
-"they never knew what hit them" Myzithra the Cruel Tells All
-You On Top: The Fierce New Secret to Success
-10 Signs Your Spymaster Is In His Treachery Era (Number 9 Will Shock You!)
-schemes to drive your lord wild
-9 poisons so subtle even you won't know how they died
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
I like to try and come up with backstories for the guys on the Abbey Road cover. How do these four guys all know each other?
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 07/07/2026
All three hosts eliminated, like one of those parties where the only people who live there are already asleep somewhere unseen. The world will now raid the grandpa's liquor cabinet of America
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
PHOEBE BRIDGERS: and what *I'M* saying is that pre-snap motion has become such a staple of Shanahan Tree coaching schemes that modern defenses have fully adapted by filling any potential leverage gaps ANDY REID: (nodding while eating a big bowl of spaghetti)
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ceej @ceej.online · 27/06/2026
GUIDE: Welcome to the Great American State Fair! TOURIST: Incredible! And which state are we in right now? GUIDE: (violently shaking their head) Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
“i’m gonna eat you” kills with children. they are like ahaha no don’t eat me lmao
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June Martin @theworldsgreatestwriter.com · 19/06/2026
lmao poor yorick. they got his ass
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
This is what they make the American guy look like in anime
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 17/06/2026
Imagine not having three points. Unfathomable
It smell like broke in here meme. Scotland has three points. Spain, Brazil, Morocco, Portgual, and Belgium have one each.
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Backrooms is too scary for me. These drawers are sideways.
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Knicks fans, it’s hard to process a playoff loss after a long win streak, but take a deep breath this morning and repeat to yourself: - That WAS the series turning point - The Spurs WILL win three of the next four - The League DOES want Wemby as their new face - You CAN’T stop it
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Nelly used every inch of that hole, her reaction too
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TLDR Jack @tldrjack.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I suspect this might be the best photo I ever take
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Shane McNichol @ontheshanetrain.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
🏳️‍🌈let’s do it🏳️‍🌈
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a guy is running upstairs in a house, looking somewhat panicked. Panel 2: he opens the bedroom door. With a blank expression, he pauses. In his thought bubble, gears are turning. Panel 3: inquisitively, he thinks to himself, “why did I come upstairs again?” Behind him, crawling up the stairs in pursuit is a horrifying ghoulish monster with a long body and many legs.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Congratulations to New Mexico Junior College track and field athlete LeBron James on setting the NJCAA javelin record and winning the juco national championship
A graphic for LeBron James, pictured in a shirt that says NMJC, throwing the javelin, celebrating his national championship. To be clear, it is not the same guy who play basketball.
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terror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Gifting mother my favourite stave so I can see which section of the forest she enters to collect her power orbs for enchantment
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Amanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
On the weather app, days where there is a small chance of overnight rain but it will otherwise be sunny during waking hours should not be represented by the little rainy cloud thumbnail. Bad for morale.
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
red carpet photographers tell me to take off my short-sleeve allen iverson shirsey and i’m wearing a sleeveless allen iverson shirsey underneath. everyone at the met gala groans at my shit.
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Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
I am once again tapping the "it is a genuine qualitative break from 99.9% of human history that society can now produce massive food surpluses with the labor only a tiny percent of the population and nobody has any idea how to grasp this" sign.
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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 02/05/2026
any top 15 shows ever list that doesn’t include spongebob squarepants is a farce and offense to humanity
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