Reposted by TJMike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Just saw someone say their AI runs their fantasy football team and I can’t stop laughing. Like, I’m sure everyone’s doing it or something but it’s very funny to me that pretending to be a team manager was so hard that you needed to pretend to pretend to be a team manager 214104511654
Reposted by TJJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 30/09/2026kinda bullshit whenever the fever score 98. like come on. no it’s not 1094566
TJ @tmcgarry13.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I was writing how he’s so much more fun this way though right as he hit the bomb lol 010
Reposted by TJScorigami @nflscorigami.bsky.social · 14/09/2026🏈 GB 22 - 39 MIN FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1097th unique final score in NFL history. 331815490
Reposted by TJcursèd gem 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 11/09/2026me: hi gimme a large pizza pizza guy: any appetizers? me: what do you have? pizza guy: we've got fried cheese with no sauce or crust, crust with no cheese or sauce, and crust and cheese with no sauce me: gimme crust and cheese with no sauce pizza guy: and for your dip? me: sauce 4863761685
Reposted by TJBill DiFilippo @billdifilippo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026#IAmWesternMichigan get it trending folks 0144
Reposted by TJThe Women's Game @womensgamemib.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Is this the greatest nutmeg ever?? 🤯 🎥: @denversummitfc.bsky.social 6488118
Reposted by TJSeth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Rick Brunson googling “if i flush cash down toilet will toilet clog reddit” 210018
TJ @tmcgarry13.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Uninjured and cancer free Eric Berry is the greatest safety of all time 110
Reposted by TJRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 27/08/2026If you think about it Manti Te’o getting catfished in 2012 is like those videos of guys getting juked out of their shoes by Bob Cousy slightly changing direction. You couldn’t even put him on the court in today’s fake internet girlfriend league 745440
TJ @tmcgarry13.bsky.social · 23/08/2026When he uses the robot to blow up that funeral is what the movies are all about 030
Reposted by TJDougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 17/08/2026*cake doing play-by-play of a football game* hes torn his meniscus 322221325
Reposted by TJKAFUI 🇬🇭 @mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Listen, you can date a bunch of 1s and 0s without having an AI boyfriend. 10686124
Reposted by TJcolumbus, ohio enthusiast @tacoenthusiast.swifties.social · 14/08/2026Sometimes it works 7617101
TJ @tmcgarry13.bsky.social · 10/08/2026My wife looked this up beforehand and had three potential timeslots picked out and was so engrossed she sat through the entire thing without a bathroom break. First movie I can recall getting this kind of treatment from her 030
Reposted by TJlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/08/2026if they're drinking nounwine it's fantasy. if they're snorting a verb it's sci fi 154128903256
Reposted by TJcap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 05/08/2026an uber driver wearing sock puppets on both hands that talk to each other about how bad the steering wheel tastes your whole ride 14879238
Reposted by TJ💚 D' ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ @cheesyliving.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Ever since I saw Snorlax as a kid I knew I wanted to be an obstacle 3552166
Reposted by TJBusiness Decision with Mike Vorkunov @businessdecisionmv.bsky.social · 04/08/2026The new WNBA team in Cleveland will be called the Sirens. They'll start playing ball in 2028. 1123
Reposted by TJErin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Help! My symbolism! It's so overt! And very explicit!reuters.comSunken Nazi warships resurface as water levels dropScuttled German WW2 warships have reemerged from the Danube in drought-hit Europe. 171390411
Reposted by TJInspector Ratchet @1nspectratchet.bsky.social · 29/07/2026My dad thought "rizz" was short for risotto 1321838
Reposted by TJceej @ceej.online · 23/07/2026say what you will about the internet, but it’s undeniably the best way to find new stupid stuff to be insane about every day 313217569
Reposted by TJal-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 14/07/2026nice joke, lol, reminds me of this unrelated political thing i can’t stop talking about 172990568
Reposted by TJjosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 19/08/2025I like to try and come up with backstories for the guys on the Abbey Road cover. How do these four guys all know each other? 1325621
Reposted by TJJason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 07/07/2026All three hosts eliminated, like one of those parties where the only people who live there are already asleep somewhere unseen. The world will now raid the grandpa's liquor cabinet of America 91940244
Reposted by TJℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 04/07/2026PHOEBE BRIDGERS: and what *I'M* saying is that pre-snap motion has become such a staple of Shanahan Tree coaching schemes that modern defenses have fully adapted by filling any potential leverage gaps ANDY REID: (nodding while eating a big bowl of spaghetti) 132042395
Reposted by TJceej @ceej.online · 27/06/2026GUIDE: Welcome to the Great American State Fair! TOURIST: Incredible! And which state are we in right now? GUIDE: (violently shaking their head) Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 433851612
Reposted by TJregular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 27/06/2026“i’m gonna eat you” kills with children. they are like ahaha no don’t eat me lmao 19102784
Reposted by TJJune Martin @theworldsgreatestwriter.com · 19/06/2026lmao poor yorick. they got his ass 1154221471
Reposted by TJLuke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 19/06/2026This is what they make the American guy look like in anime 383409330
Reposted by TJJason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 17/06/2026Imagine not having three points. Unfathomable 11185205
Reposted by TJKen Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Backrooms is too scary for me. These drawers are sideways. 1460525
Reposted by TJone dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Knicks fans, it’s hard to process a playoff loss after a long win streak, but take a deep breath this morning and repeat to yourself: - That WAS the series turning point - The Spurs WILL win three of the next four - The League DOES want Wemby as their new face - You CAN’T stop it 1478784
Reposted by TJCJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Nelly used every inch of that hole, her reaction too 6729
Reposted by TJTLDR Jack @tldrjack.bsky.social · 06/06/2026I suspect this might be the best photo I ever take 380300333919