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SeaTea

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Raging Zen Practitioner Hoarding Minimalist Pizza Devouring Health Nut

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SeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 1h
I tried to donate blood to get free movie tickets. Apparently it has to be your own blood. 😠
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SeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 1h
I'm learning to take a more passive role to all the insanity around me. I'm now just whispering into the abyss.
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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 15h
I always figured there would be an epidemic in my lifetime, I just didn’t know it would be stupidity
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SeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 10h
My life has significantly changed but I still have a drug dealer. She just works in a white smock behind a tall counter at the Publix Pharmacy. Prices have gone up a lot, too.
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David Simon @audacityofdespair.bsky.social · 11h
No doubt this has occurred to other bystanders as well, but it would seem that a handful of billionaires dropping $150 million into a single state's election in an attempt to defeat a wealth-tax initiative just about makes the entire case for a wealth-tax initiative.
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SeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 12h
👍😉
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SeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 15h
Well, now we know why he stars in Smallville. 😉 www.sunherald.com/entertainmen...
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Smallville's Tom Welling Exposes Himself While Sharing NYC Skyline Photo
Turns out, there is more than meets the eye in Tom Welling's recent skyline photo.
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SeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 15h
I'm no longer certain that "sanctions" mean what I thought it meant.
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David Simon @audacityofdespair.bsky.social · 16h
So we are warring with Iran And Russia is supplying weaponry to Iran. And we are paying Russia to send us diesel fuel. Because we are warring with Iran the ships with the diesel can't get to us. So we are buying it from Russia, which... Yeah, this is some three-dimensional chess right here.
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SeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 15h
All bats are vampire bats until proven otherwise. 🦇
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SeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 15h
I would never, ever watch a public execution... unless it was for someone who played that Mariah Carey Christmas song before Halloween.
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SeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 15h
Sitting here...another Saturday night... eating another large pepperoni pizza... All by myself. A wave of sadness washes over me...as I realize how many people out there have to share their pizza.
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Nes Lessman @neslessman.bsky.social · 18h
We should change our names and move to a haunted coastal town
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The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
President Fine With Bombs Hitting Southern California As Long As They Miss Camp Pendleton, Edward's Air Force Base, 29 Palms Marine Base, His Golf Course, Paramount Studios, The Port Of Los Angeles, Northrop Grumman, Lockheed Martin, And His Trump Estates At Palos Verdes
Trump speaking at Nebraska campaign rally
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Frank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him) @wheeltod.bsky.social · 19h
Probably not PC to say, but the things that some other cultures eat is truly gross and disgusting — I stopped by my immigrant neighbor’s house the other day and found the whole family was eating pizza with pineapple on it.
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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 22h
or, and hear me out, manicure day at the senior center
a picture of Fresh Chicken Paws at Costco™️ that sorta looks like a myriad of manicures on old lady paws i mean hands 😳
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 19h
it’s a who’s who of who the fuck are you
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SeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 16h
It's too late: I'm now deep into an online rabbit hole trying to recreate the look as close as possible for under $250. I'll blame you for whatever unbudgeted expense I incur. 😠 I sat next to Ali MacGraw at a Lyle Lovett concert in Santa Fe once, but that's my only link to Steve McQueen to date. 😉
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SeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 17h
I'm a $19.99 Casio guy but, Josh, I think you've earned that watch. Treat yourself. It's killer.
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Scott Linnen @scottlinnen.bsky.social · 19h
Posts all night. Can’t stay awake during the day. The U.S. president is living on Moscow time.
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SeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 17h
My former boss is older than me and he shares his wisdom with me. I've been assigned to mentor a 13-year-old boy and he shares his wisdom with me. I'm not sure this is how the circle of life is supposed to work. It seems like someone is getting cheated.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 22h
“Zelenskyy could’ve stopped this war many times, and he chose not to … he better damn well stop” — Trump is no longer trying to conceal that he’s fully on Putin’s side
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 18h
So... the money from sales of diesel fuel will ultimately go directly to paying for Iran's missiles used against the U.S. military. I guess the White House goal is to lose the Iran war as badly as possible.
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Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 18h
I feel extremely sad that my kids have had a complete imbecile for President for half of their lives.
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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
I don't sleep anymore. I just stagger the earth punching errant sheep.
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Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 17h
I dunno, just thinking out loud here. But I think someone should make a scary movie about Halloween.
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SeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 17h
My ex-wife was not very creative. Every birthday, anniversary and Christmas she got me the exact same present: High conductivity metal toaster tongs. 😠
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SeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 18h
I'm looking at this again and I think it may be my favorite photograph ever. Canada needs to get on it and put this out as their number one "Visit Canada" poster. I love all your work yet this one is just so damn perfect. Kudos.
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DB 🇨🇦 @rebelliousdb.bsky.social · 23h
Appreciate it while you can. #Photography
Photo shows a vibrant autumn landscape along the Bow River in Banff National Park, Alberta, Canada, featuring turquoise-green water, evergreen trees, and bright red and gold fall foliage framing the shoreline.
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KaiJen M(s) 🏵️🎉 @jenetmms.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'm putting you on a strict diet of one like per day until you learn how to behave
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KaiJen M(s) 🏵️🎉 @jenetmms.bsky.social · 22h
all vampires and pirates are bisexual. it is known
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 22h
Headlines used to be like "Lawmakers Spar Over Budget Concerns" Now they're all "Powerful Wizards Warn of a World-Ending Magic, Mad King Unconvinced"
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Pot Shop Boo @potshopboy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
What do you think your pets think about while they're just laying around? My dog and older cat thinks about human food and how they'd like to eat it all. My younger cat thinks about things in a foreign language that she doesn't speak.
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 21h
If you ain't been knowin' our President gets his kneepads out for Putin, then your stupid ass didn't wanna know.
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John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 21h
*Life gives me lemons *I make lemonade *Life pees in the lemonade
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Cam Walker @walks30.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I really like this quote: "Biscuits & Gravy is a very strange dish. It's basically just really wet flour poured over really dry flour." - Julia Child
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I don’t have much to add. Maybe don’t park under a walnut tree this time of year.
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SeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 21h
Rescue failures are the best! 😻
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Billhelm @kaiserbillhelm.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Thanks to tariffs and inflation, freedom is now $29.99dom
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David Simon @audacityofdespair.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Opposed to the death penalty, me. But if I did see capital punishment as appropriate for the worst crimes -- Eichmann in Jerusalem, or Timothy McVeigh or Dylann Roof -- the profundity of the state taking life in reply demands sobriety and a basic distaste for the undertaking. Not a public carnival.
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SeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 21h
YMCA is now 48 years old and the orderly is late with my pudding again.
the village people
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Kimber Johnson @kimberjohnson.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Just posted my latest short story. It's my Spooky Season treat for you. I hope you enjoy it! 🎃👻🖤✨ medium.com/@kimberjohns...
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The Beautiful Volunteer (A Short Story)
In Brookvale, loneliness doesn’t kill you… until it does.
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SeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 21h
The guy at the next table in this coffee shop was going on and on to his friend about micro habits. It took me about 15 minutes to realize he wasn't jabbering about his crow's habits.
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SeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 21h
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SeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 21h
True!
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SeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 22h
People who self-cannibalize are so full of themselves. 😏
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Someone in the group ordered a "salad pizza" last night. Did you read that??? A "salad pizza." We deserve every terrible thing happening.
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Real talk? The wockaflockas banning 12,000 books and broadcasting executions are rarely the good guys and whatnot.
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SeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Samuel H. Lowe is one of those people here who simply amazes me. He's written some of the most brilliant tweets have ever seen (and I've seen a lot.) A very smart and funny guy and I can't wait to dig into this one.
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SeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Purchased! Easiest decision I've made in months. Have always loved your wit and wisdom here in short form and am eager to dive in to this tale. Congrats on completing it. 🤓👍👍
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