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Amelia Carhartt

@theschwall.bsky.social
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I said I was here for a good time not a long time but the universe didn't listen

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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 4h
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 3h
A truly heinous man has doxxed the Cornell victim on X and the comments are predictably vile. Based on countless interviews I’ve done with survivors, the trauma they are subjected to for coming forward is oftentimes even worse than the initial trauma they experienced. There is no real justice system
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Amelia Carhartt @theschwall.bsky.social · 1h
Fuck Michael Tracey forever but this is just a photo of a normal looking 38 year old man
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TieTuesday @tietuesday.bsky.social · 11h
screaming "trans rights free Palestine fuck all recruiters tricking the young gambling is a blight and i think we will look back at it the same way we do cigarettes now" at the start of every stream to give everyone an ad-free experience
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Amelia Carhartt @theschwall.bsky.social · 5h
We've found a way to make the ending of Minecraft even worse with the power of AI
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👁️saac 👁️o @eyesack.bsky.social · 5h
my 9 games
Myst
Riven: The Sequel to Myst
Myst: Masterpiece Edition
realMyst
Uru: Ages Beyond Myst
Uru: Path of the Shell
realMyst: Masterpiece Edition
Myst (2020)
Riven (2024)
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innes mck @innes.bsky.social · 5h
ahhhg the brick i was holding has gone rogue
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 5h
It really is that simple
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Len @len.bsky.social · 12h
This might be the funniest achievement Paradox has ever added.
Papal Bull
Make your Puppet Pope sleep with your spouse
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Micah @rincewind.run · 12h
third way figured out dems should stop attacking trans people? third way?!
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 11h
yes when i think of the people in my life I've watched weep in despair for lack of affordable childcare options i think "urban, affluent voters"
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Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · 22h
look I'm not saying every tech degree should require a humanities minor but can we at least get 20 min to play the simpsons monorail episode
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#StupidSuez @diplomatofnight.com · 29/09/2026
Once you learn that not a single major US news outlet used the phrase "Hamas-ran health ministry" until after 10.17.23 you really start to see how pernicious this stuff is. Nobody really disputed that the GHM was accurate, even Israel admitted so, but that didn't matter. Anyway now it is spreading
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have separated the art from the artist and am now whipping the art to stiff peaks, after which I will gently fold it into the artist before baking at 350 til golden and puffed
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Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
classics of game
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Amelia Carhartt @theschwall.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
On the one hand I support blocking Mormons, on the other hand the "magic underwear" is nowhere near the top of the weird shit you should be making fun of Mormons for
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
men are so fragile.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i hope that men notice how whenever a rape story gets widespread coverage, women use it as an opportunity to vent about how fucking disgusting we think many of you are and how many have made our lives measurably worse, and take a few moments to deeply process that.
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Amelia Carhartt @theschwall.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We're not allowed to point out that the liberal justices on the Supreme Court helped pave the way for this when they voted unanimously that trans women are not women under Title IX
edsource.org
UPDATE: U.S. Department of Education ends Title IX protections for LGBTQ+ students
The latest education news updates from EdSource.
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Carter Lowe @soxq.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
They are cooking up food in the #WhiteSox stadium that you cannot possibly comprehend
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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 29/09/2026
this simply should not be legal
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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
finally, a good threads post
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Sigmund Foid @sigmundfo.id · 29/09/2026
overhead view of a Ferrari F1 car with the caption "transgender is like Ferrari, the last few years have been rough"
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Phoebe78 conetits @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
sorry, i'm sorry, i'm trying to delete it
the ferrari logo except the italian flag is a trans flag, the background is trans flag blue rather than yellow, and instead of ferrari it says transgender in the same font
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Ammnontet! @bleakvision.info · 29/09/2026
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Leena 🌵 @leena.reuben.games · 29/09/2026
they stole it from us
ever since i was a little girl, i knew i wanted to be on the computer a lot.
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Every Riot grrrl band in the 90s
Still from the television show Xena: Warrior Princess showing Xena, Gabrielle and Joxer all with goofy expressions on their face
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Malevolent Maelstrom @chemicalchaos.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Hey its fucking wierd more of the dems platform isnt "we will give you abortion rights back"
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have literally seen dudes tailspin because of a super-casual "Pretty rapey/racist/weird/etc., dude." from a friend. Fuck some girl/brown person and their dumb opinions, they don't care about us. But they are 100% not prepared to hear it coming from you.
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rooshoes @roo.shoes · 28/09/2026
very pleased that multiple people get this
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Josh Sawyer @jesawyer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There have been two occasions in my career where I had to go to war with teammates against mistaken understandings of probability. In both cases, it was because people expected large numbers of d6s to occasionally result in maximum damage. But the curves for 3d6 and 15d6 (e.g.) look like this:
Two curves showing the distribution of results across 3d6 and 15d6.  At the extreme ends of the first, 3 and 18 are both 0.46% likely.  On the second curve, the extremes are 15 and 90 damage, but the probability drops below 0.00% below 29 and above 76.
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Take Meowt by Franz Ferdinyan @wendysnowradish.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A friend asked me about the time the original author of sonic.exe tried to fake his death to get out of refunding me $20 for a commission he owed me and I realized I’ve never shared that story here on Bluesky
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons
Pumpkin hoop
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Britta @redqueen303.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
*The Morg was too stunned to speak.* #ofthedevil #otdevil #cosplay #evangelinemorgan #emmarockford
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I squeezed that sperm till a strange sort of insanity came over me
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Amelia Carhartt @theschwall.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Jesse what the fuck are you talking about
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 28/09/2026
I’m gonna suck em off A seven nation army couldn’t hold me back
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miss fern 🏳️‍⚧️😘 @miss-fern.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i should be able to spin around like an animal crossing villager and instantly be in whatever outfit i pick out
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the thing about the "you're out of touch if you haven't heard this song" discourse is that radio has been dead for well over a decade. it's extremely normal to listen to a lot of music but still never hear the songs at the top of the charts.
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joe @shariauncle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
increasingly feels like my Perfectly Fine liberal arts education was an artifact grabbed fleeing a burning temple
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sorry I have been playing too much Control Resonant and had to get this out of my head.
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Ranged Touch @rangedtouch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ME BEFORE LORD OF THE YEAR: where the hell is my arkenstone! ME AFTER LORD OF THE YEAR: well yes obviously John 10:16 is about faeries. Oh my god hold on my arkenstone is missing again
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 28/09/2026
All it took was getting kicked out of the White House press room and suddenly CNN remembers that "lie" is a word.
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rita @ritatreats.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
unbelievable how true "bsky staff cant handle furries" becomes over time
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⚽ ianthe's inferno 🍀🇧🇿 @ianthe.online · 28/09/2026
if you find John Brown pfps acting badly in the wild please send them my way
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ah see that’s the problem you tried to see the movie without purchasing the Day One Ultimate Edition, you can’t expect it to have all the movie in it
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Retro Commercial Screens @retrocommercials.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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rowan kaiser @rowan.monster · 28/09/2026
pack it all up. we're done here.
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 28/09/2026
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